₦airaland Forum

Crocz:
Yes I pcan?...that's how you become an errand boi!

Na so, they will turn the person to barber's chair you will be pushing around. Does Damgote need to tells any story for heaven sake. Why can't people realise that all these fine boy no pimple stories don't just work anymore.

Only brokeass tell stories real men perform the action.

slurryeye:
Prof has shown the internet gossip that he doesn't care about America. He left has he promised, and he has been enjoying himself since he went back home. Nothing internet millipedes like the guy below me will say that matters

...because all lizards are lying prostrate on the floor,how can we tell which one is having stomach ache. Do you expect him to start telling you he regrets his comments. Is it not the wahala of naija that took him to America in the first place. Has the wahala cleared away now. I don't think so. Today the man is with oni, another day he is giving press statement, now with Amnode just trying his best to be visible to show that he belongs even in naija. Meanwhile thr day he sneaked into the country there was no public holixay declared neither eas there any red carpet welcome.
He must tear that hrrrn card to show he is a man or beg Jagabam to give him something to do under Ambode govt brcause this place doesnt take nonsense from anybody be you who.

Almost two years into APC govt boko is still killing and maiming people in the same old style, yet bubu has the effrontery to continue to stay in office. An honorable gentle man would have thrown in the towel for failing to crush this menace as he promised during his campaign. Now they want us to pretend boko doesnt exist even to call them by their name they dont want they would rather they call them unknown gun men or not to even report it at all. This is a shame indeed and very bad. Now they are printing expensive card

That governor must explain his relationship with that church bishop, I am sure it his closeness to the governor that gave him the effrontery to build without following set standards that has led to the deaths of many, and if it found anywhere that the man was issued any warning to stop the building and he continued because he is connected to oga at the top.

Then mr governor is liable.

From the images taken it apparently looks like the building was still under construction or being renovated or expanded, which shows some rush rush job was done to meet up with the coronation deadline and to impress their big visitor so standards must have been compromised. This calls for indepth investigation for the root cause.

Meanwhile the GO did he survive if he did has the authority picked him for questioning over the untimely deaths of the worshippers in that building.
FG must as a matter of urgency conduct an assessement of all the mega buildings called church built in the country. I make bold to say this because some of them buildings, the GO played the role of the architect and builder, he decides which block or angle should be where and the so called engineers are always members of the church who have no right to challenge the wishes of the GO. FGN needs to do something fast because theses structures house thousands of Nigerians every day for worship. So even install super giant speakers which cause vibration when it is working thereby weakening the foundations. Thats minister of housing Fashola's work to empower the aspect of his ministry to carry out a thourough assessment of all gigantic church buildings. The ones thaat do not pass it must be pulled down and the correct thing done.

Wait o, these people were inside the church praying to God for onething or the other. The house of God is a place of refuge, ok.
Even if a devil entered inside the church that day, even if the builders used inferior materials to build, even if that building was designed to collapse. The mere fact that they call it a house of prayer and a house of worship in order words its a temple built in honor of God.

I dont know how it is but I believe there were some innocent and righteous believers in there. I wont say anything but it just ain't adding up. I see it like this if I am being pursued and I run as much as my legs can carry me until i run into my father's compound or house, I believe I am safe no matter what those pursuing me will have to contend with my earthly father first before they can get at me.Anyway RIP to the dead, life is just a moment and we are all gone. Then what are we here for, just to come and merry enjoy the flesh and the good things and go back whenever and wherever it happens? I don't think so, that will be too huge and investment to waste on mankind.
There must be a real reason why we are here. Someday we will all know it but I dont know when or how.
Let me not talk again because I cannot question God, who am I to dare such, HE has the power to do and undo, only HIM alone can explain the destinies of human being and the timing of events so even in this matter we have no explanation but to blame it on poor quality material or inexperienced local builders.
RIP to the dead, one day everybody must die and it does not matter when, where or how but it is surely there waiting at a time least expected.

It's very true.

I can only imagine the type of wickedness that will be happening where all these evil doers are going to meet themselves.

Some people have lost shame in their eyes, upon all the revelations anyway it is good they work it out. As for me I think marriage is only for matured people and not for kids who's only excitement is the fum and glamour that goes with marriage ceremony.

You see

Who is that man in all white hair greeting the world Lai with both hands.

What is this again, mad people everywhere see what recession is causing in this country. Is he hungry or what why must he stand and eat up all the food.

Thats how it starts when MD is now coming out to reassure the public then there is trouble. I sensed it by the way they approached the market with the electronic banking bruhaha and I asked where is the electricity power to be boasting of such. Is there a stable regulatory policy to support your dream in a long term. When you have a CBN saying onething today and tomorrow saying another. Whatever happened to the cashless policy, the offsite ATM policy, the TSA and many others.
Investors must learn from experience and learn how to thread softly when it comes to investment in this terrain at least not until we get the right visionary leaders in place.
In my own opinion for today all that is necessary for a bank to succeed is getting your services right and this means you must shop for the best, time tested and peculiar banking application database system, a good rule of the thump is to learn from the mistakes of those who have been there long ago, getting your network infrastructure right to effectively support your branch network and intranet communication system.
Then most importantly the staff attitude, once these things are in place its a matter of time the branch will break even, but when you begin to build a house on a snady ground it will surely come down.

NONSENSE.......

His idea of presidency is to be travelling everywhere whether it adds value to our country or not. What a waste of our four years of our national life. Those who facilitated his victory thinking some miracle of old will happen to make them president have now seen it that the man has come to stay and if care is not taken may rig it to stay till he dies in office.

Fall outs of Buhari recession, but if the woman is very wealthy then dude has a plan. He should be closely monitored, this aint normal now. At least he has family members to advice him.

White007:
Reno Omokri

https://www.facebook.com/omokri/posts/10210867221013860?pnref=story

Dont mind that nuisance of a prof, I thought he was intelligent, didnt know it was all hype and politics, jsut imagine all that he is spewing out of his mouth for a comment he willfully made not under any pressure. Indeed if he ever goes to USA again while Trump is still there then he should be taken as a man who lacks honour and integrity.
To tear the green card which he boasted to do is now subject for intrigues. He is just a shameless old F. I guess he has seen that staying in Naija is not an option having seen the true color of suffering. If he likes let him relocate to Cambodia, the American CIA have marked him down with that hate statement of his. Wonder how he got that Nobel prize if he is so inconsistent.
SMH for the man.

He did the right thing to marry an 18 year old, he is a wise man, if he had gone for them celebrity who knows maybe by now we would have been talking about baby mama or ex wife. Nice one bro.

The man is buying time till 2019 he has nothing tangible to offer any body or group that needs anything must confront them to a standstill. He should ask himself is he patient when it comes to his frivolous jamboree trips abroad. ASUU should do what they know best before the man will use Abacha style to decimate, you all know him and Abacha are as usual.....

Wonderful, how can these hungry looking men ever be happy to see healthy looking Nigerians, this is a deadly combination.

CAESAR
(speaking so that only ANTONY can hear) I want the men around me to be fat, healthy-looking men who sleep at night. That Cassius over there has a lean and hungry look. He thinks too much. Men like him are dangerous.

Beware of tall slim men with a hungry look....

If Tinubu is not careful his sins in Lagos state will be opened up and he will be sent to jail. He should just accept the fate that has befallen him and keep quiet throughout the duration of this government else he will be roundly and squarely dealt with,
He has romanced with the government so they know his secrets, he had better be guided accordingly and never take bubu's old age for stupidity he can still destroy if need be.

RIP mama.

.....Now when i take a look at the rusty corrugated roof in the background and I can also imagine the millions spent for this burial, knowing full well the worth of this great man. I wonder how much it will cost him to donate to roofing that school in his village with aluminium longspan roofing sheet.

If it is good enough to celebrate a big burial ceremony then a little support will also do. Igbos must as a matter of policy remember where they come from when they are in power not when they die they carry their dead body to bury there. The ancestors are not happy about that attitude of ibos. They are good outside but take a look at where they call home town you will know that they are worse than nomadic cattle rearers. They are the ones who will crown king in another man's enclave, they are the same people who will celebrate traditional marriage in another man's home town, they are the ones who will be claiming title and political office in another man's domain, they are the ones who will go and build house ontop of ocean and build roads, castles, industries in another man's land.

I am like wonderful is the igboland so horrible that the products from there dont want to develop it but will be quick to be opening their mouth to shout i am ibo yet you cannot point to what you have done to develop your land. Go and take a look at the village roads of all the so called men of timber and calliber bragging about in Lagos, they give themselves frivolous and funny titles and next time you see them you will understand.
When I was a kid my mother used to tell me charity begins at home but that is not what i see with the Ibos. I have tried so hard to find one reason why they are like this but i cant find. I know if they have that mindset like the yoruba's and hausa's to think home first, I make bold to say no where in Nigeria will beat the development that would have overtaken their land. Even the diaspora ones are even worse they have lost their identity completely. Honestly, the leaders of thought in igbolaand need to do a serious self rethink and appraisal. What is the mission and vision of the Igbo's, do they want to be a globally recognized people, then the time is now and it begins by the leaders coming together, eschewing hate, bitterness and ethnic rivalry and agree to network the igbo land. Build infrastructure and industry, secure the area and invite foreign investment. Think home first 'Ndi Igbo,' please I beg you in the name of our God and our ancestors.

They fly them abroad for treatment. Haven't you heard the saying that physician heal thyself. Where he can't heal himself then he must be flown abroad because what he knows here in Nigeria another one knows it.

Brand ambassador of gas or beauty or for climate change or for been a retired actress. I don't just understand the criteria.

Apparently this wasnt founded on deep true love rather their parents wanted to put a big show to make a statement that we are here but the cries of the suffering masses who are directly bearing the brunt of this directionless govt went up. They need to pray and let true love rule not politics, power or money that will not stand the test of time.

Sir, they wont appreciate, just help them with your advice dont venture into their politics its too dirty for people like you. Leave them alone to continue to fool themselves with old carcasses moving about like humans. I dont understand how a country can be successful when being led by people who's body functions are dead. If Nigeria were running normally people like bubu and co ought to be in old people home or places where they call assisted living homes.
Can bubu think outside the box now at this stage of his life, no way, its just natural, nature must play its role even if he is willing the body is too weak so this will surely come into play in output, now see his age mates quitting politics for good yet they they are telling the zombies tales by moonlight that they are still young to lead.

No wonder due diligence could not apply in ordinary review of budget they just copy verbatim, are we surprised that lethargy was contributory to the plagiarism of Obama speech at the #changebeginswithme. If somebody is on top of situation they would proof read but in this case the body functions are almost dead. All of them from the minister they wasted our precious time and resources to select to the head, all of them are just a monumental disaster. No direction, no solution in sight, no action plan, no strategy, just living and getting along. Give way to young dynamic sound minds who understand the situation and can proffer home grown and tested practical solutions they wont, they just sit tight collecting tax payers funds as salary. Too bad indeed.

Notice no aboki on your list @OP, why? not because they are more patriotic but because they are here feeding fat on quota system and feeding fat on our common wealth in Niger Delta. They are the ones in NNPC, NLNG etc