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myfantasies:
No matter how difficult d situation is for him, he still wants to conquer nd be d best he can be, dat is wat we call DETERMINATION

I pray he scale through with God's guidance and protection

Amen

the last time I faced my book like this was when I was fixing what matches to bet on. (1960/bet9ja)

What about you??

Ramanto:
no whr you too don insult am, whose side do i take nw?

I'm the victim here.
Look at the nigga now. Although he's trying to be helpful, he acted dumb.

jidxin:
kip proving stubborn nd don't kip to corrections ignoramus

You don't have work na, continue correcting.

Better go nd work on your manner of approach before you get yourself killed.

Rubbish

jidxin:
bros re u an illiterate ehn kk let me just briefly lecture u... it is one of dia core duty nd 're generally trained to save live manage emergency situation extricate ppl from crash sites etc one of dia numerous works globally not just in Nigeria

Human beings
After insulting me, you want me to read what else you have to say.
You brain is not functioning well.

pyyxxaro:
Dem just won finish the small gal

Nse do e own

Aunty pikin do e own

Doctor still shuck hand for the gal kpekus

Make una sorry for the gal naaa

Kpekus you say
Lol

GidiParrot:
http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2016/04/01/man-commits-suicide-jumps-into-canal/

Nigeria
Na fire service dey handle this kind matter

Simply boycotting

FlirtyKaren:
What would you do if you were this dog owner?

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/04/guy-offers-his-dog-to-calabar-people.html

When you left your four thousand naira inside the dogs plate, what do you expect??

sLentlover7778:
Must we all pray & fast for 40days &40night before Buhari will realise he is the president of Nigeria... this man is a joke

Trash tok
You think being a leader is beans.
Just try being a class captain or course rep.

uduak2016:
Anambra Teenager Designed and Built This Drone!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_ywPcbDv6o

Hunger pushes MAN Into self actualization

When N1=$321
What do you expect??

When you spot what's ODD
Just click LIKE

Immediately my dad woke up, I ran to him telling him the military has taken over power. I told him dey just said it on radio. If you see my old man's reaction enh! He went to suck fuel from his car to power the generator. Finally sha, he found out he had been pranked.

Last year's own was that his car wasn't where he parked it. Naso from bed my old man tie im wrapper they run go check im car.

Pranks always work on my dad.
Good morning.

NgeneUkwenu:
[size=13pt]Nnamdi Kanu begs British government to push for his release[/size]


– Nnamdi Kanu insists he is a British citizen who should not be in a Nigerian prison

– The director of Radio Biafra in a letter urged the British government to push for his release

– He says he does not trust the Nigerian government to give him a fair hearing

Nnamdi Kanu, the director of Radio Biafra has sent a letter to the British government to intervene in his case and push for his release.

The director of Radio Biafra was arrested in 2015 by security operatives over alleged solicitation of arms and has been charged with treason alongside Benjamin Madubugwu and David Nwawuisi who are both pro-Biafra agitators.

Vanguard reports that Kanu who is also the leader of the Indigenous People Of Biafra approached the British government through his lawyer, Mr. Ifeanyi Ejiofor.

In the letter dated March 24 and addressed to the British high commissioner in Abuja, Kanu whose passport has also been confiscated said he was a victim of travesty of justice and gross human rights violation.

He urged the foreign government to push President Muhammadu Buhari to release him. Kanu said his prolonged detention in prison was a clear violation of his fundamental right.


The IPOB leader said he has been subjected to immense persecution and although he was ready to face the charges brought upon him, he doubted the Nigerian government’s ability to give him a fair trial.

He said he was wrongly detained and that since he was a British citizen, he should be released.

The continued detention of Kanu has sparked protests in some parts of the country especially in the south east region. IPOB in a recent statement vowed that President Buhari will be sent to jail for his abuse of human rights.



Nnamdi Kanu begs British government to push for his release.
https://www.naij.com/782927-biafra-kanu-writes-letter-uk-government-read-begs.html

Britain that amalgamated us.
You think they don't have a reason.
Now you want us to seperate.
****

240naija:
http://dailypost.ng/2016/03/30/el-rufai-denies-slapping-his-deputy-says-i-only-fight-with-my-mouth/

Then what brought about the whole slap issue

Something must have happened Mr El-rufai

damiloladuke:
This is quite funny!!!

http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2016/03/guy-seen-drinking-youghurt-while-his.html

What if the guy is yet to receive his own food
Nigerians can be so 4kd up

Pretty002:
I am a female from Delta State. I and a lot more people were suspended from the State Civil Service in Delta and we were accused of not getting the job on merit; it was a really frustrating situation. Somehow a job offer with a commercial bank in Abuja sprang up and although the pay was pretty meagre I thought it would be a fresh opportunity to start over.

On getting to Abuja, I contacted an old friend who happens to live in the town; he happens to be married but his wife isn't in the country. So I stayed in his place, went for the job test and subsequently the interview and I finally landed the job.

Exactly 3 weeks into my new job, this old friend of mine whom I was temporarily staying with asked me to leave his house. Curious, I insisted to know why I was been thrown out and of course, he had no genuine reason. He had gone round telling people I didn't do his laundry and I didn't cook. Firstly, besides his undies, he takes all his clothes to the drycleaners and I couldn't possibly be washing the delicate clothing of a man who isn't my spouse. Secondly, he never gave me a kobo to prepare a meal. The one time he gave me funds of any sorts, it was only a thousand naira and it wasn't meant for food but I added my money to it and ensured I still prepared a good meal.

After leaving this old friends place, another friend of mine introduced me to someone else I could stay with; even though this person I was introduced to was yet another guy I still moved in with him as I had no other choice.
This new guy unlike the first wasn't married but he had two children. Unlike the first guy who is a Christian, this new guy is a Muslim but that didn't bother me at all - I was just happy to have a place to stay. He offered to let me stay with him until I was settled enough to get a place of my own.

The new guy lives in a 2 bedroom apartment somewhere in Garki and although he owned the house, he had a tenant – he had let one of the rooms out to some other guy. My biggest concern was the fact that my new “landlord” let my sleep in his bedroom while he slept on the couch in the living room. Since I wasn’t comfortable with the idea I walked up to him and tried to let him understand that as the visitor I should be the one sleeping on the couch not him but he insisted that it wasn’t a problem.

Exactly two weeks after moving in, my new landlord travelled for a few days, on his return, I sensed something wasn’t right but I didn’t say anything. The following day the friend who introduced me to him called me and said the man had told him that he was going to ask me to leave. He said the guy wasn’t comfortable sleeping on the couch in his own house. All that talk came as a surprise to me. Eventually the landlord himself confronted me. He said he liked me. He said it was not going to be possible for him to be in the same house as me and not want me. He said I had to either give in or get out.

His intentions were made known to me on the 23rd of March 2016. The following day my head was clogged. I couldn’t think, I had headaches, I was almost in shock. During the usual morning meetings we have at the office, I almost fainted – I was told I was falling to the floor but someone somehow held me back. That night I didn’t sleep at home, a colleague in the office who stays in a family house got me a room in a hotel. While I was in my hotel room sobbing and thinking about my next step, this landlord sent me a text. He stated in the text that I should have told him I wouldn’t be coming home that night and he believes we can talk.

On reaching the house the following day being Good Friday, he began to talk about me providing him a girlfriend, preferably a working class lady who is my colleague. Since that was to be my licence to having a roof over my head, I accepted the offer and promised to provide him a girl. For some reason, the very next day he changed his mind and said it was me or nobody; on declining his proposal he asked me to move out the next day by 10am. By the way, I had found a calabash with a red cloth tied around the tip along with a brazier in his wardrobe. I don’t know what it was and I am not sure I want to.

By 10am on Easter Sunday I moved my things into the security post as I tried to figure out my next move. I went to a garden nearby, practically sat there all day calling people I believed would be able to help but finally I ended up sleeping in one guest inn around.

I have heard a lot of things about the Federal Capital Territory but I never thought I would experience it first-hand.

This is the most ridiculous post I've ever read.
Iono what to say to the op

kenzysmith:
Wickedness if this is hw is mom is been flog while he is in his mother womb would he be happy. This chief should ve been aborted

how would he have known??
He'll be in the womb for christ sake

BUTCHCASSIDY:
This is so wrong

If he wants to beat pregnant women and get away with it he could've joined the Nigerian Army

What are you saying

Masquerade

centvin008:
Senate President, Dr. Abubakar Bukola Saraki may have decided to engage the prosecution in the suit filed against him by the Federal Government over his asset declarations when he held sway as governor of Kwara State.

To this end, the Senate President, sources said, has flown in a group of experts from the United States, Israel and one of the Scandinavian countries to provide ‘specialized services’ to his team of lawyers led by Chief Kanu Agabi, SAN.

It was gathered that the experts are not lawyers, but are crack investigators, forensic and handwriting specialists whose role will be to help get more information on the witnesses and documents that have already been filed before the Tribunal by the prosecution.

The experts, are believed to have arrived on Monday and immediately had a preliminary meeting with the Senate President’s team on Monday in Lagos. They are also to move to Abuja any moment from now.
“The investigators will ferret out and scrutinize thoroughly all available information on the eight prosecution witnesses, including their school records, service records from their past and present places of employment and personal information that may help the defence team in the course of the trial. Most of those so-called witnesses will not be credible when information concerning their life is presented publicly before the Tribunal.

“It is also expected that with the fear that the prosecution may present forged documents, our team needs to be vigilant and pro-active considering the manner in which the proceedings before the tribunal is being conducted. Our people believe that with the way properties that have nothing to do with Saraki are being put on the charge sheet, there are tendencies that documents to sustain their claims may have been forged. All these the experts will screen and help the lawyers with information that may help them,” the source said.
The listed witnesses who are mostly from the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) are Michael Wetcas, Nura Ali Bako, Mustapha Abubakar Musa, Nwachukwu Amasu, Samuel Madojemin, Adamu Garba and Bayo Dauda ( a member of staff of Guaranty Trust Bank, GTB).

http://thenationonlineng.net/cct-trial-saraki-flies-experts-us-israel-scandinavian-countries/

All this to avoid a punishment that has already been registered in your name.

Mr saraki, you no fit dodge nemesis. It's like karma

DaZion:
Sure we all attended secondary school right? And that was when the school life fun begins..

Many of us were given hilarious nicknames by friends, Teachers, classmates etc..

Then share with us hilarious nicknames given to you when you were in secondary school.

Lemme first share mine..

My nickname was "bruce Lee"..
There was a day I beat a girl up mercilessly in my class because she messed up with my Further Mathematics textbook..
And I went to her that why did she destroyed my textbook? She said she wasn't the one.
I responded that "Is she out of her mind"? And she slapped me..
That's why I beat her ooo, almost killing her..
Since that day my classmates gave me the nickname..."Bruce Lee".

Share yours and let the fun begin.

Mine was BEEF
They also called be KOLOMA And my younger brother JUNIOR KOLO

MoreJobsHere:
https://mobile.twitter.com/DONJAZZY/status/715130542354743296

Rubbish
So that is begging enh!

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She go first of all enter that same shit before I forgive am

FlirtyKaren:
Wahala dey!

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/03/see-what-sex-starvation-did-to-this-lady.html

What the Bleep was that
Is this shit for real

ijustdey:
http://www.punchng.com/police-seals-off-kogi-assembly/

Hehehehohohohahaha
Just like secondary school students.
If you never pay school fees, you won't be allowed to enter. If you've paid, ENTER

danieloy4:
This is a satellite prison owned by the Nigerian Prison Service in gwantu Kaduna state.
Are we not in a wonderful country? Wonder what kind of inmates would be locked up in this

I don't know if it's good or bad
I don't know if to laugh or to weep

Islie:
http://leadership.ng/news/513240/violence-jealous-wife-attacks-spouse-bottle-easter-day

Just having fun.
She should go and sitdown jare

nlfan:
I am feeling more like a devil right now,

I have a friend who owns a Business Hub where Technology startups are enhanced and built in the southern state.

Occasionally, he partners with Google to organized tech and entrepreneurial events and i am always one of the resource person, we are good friends and we share alot.

When i traveled down for one of the training, he showed me his girl, whom he also call his fiance.

One day he called me to say one of the mentee in the hub was going to represent him in an event in Lagos and that he would like her to stay in my place, and i gladly accepted.

The lady came and she was completely amazing, i took her shopping and we had massive fun, i liked her already and she stayed a little longer after the program before she left.

She became my friend and sees me too as a mentor, i advised her in areas of my specialties and helped her market her startup, she started visiting Lagos randomly because she now had me, so one day when she visited, she told me she is really in love with her mentor in the Hub, who is also the man that introduced her to me, i told her the mentor already have a fiance and she confirmed that she knows but just in love with him, we talked over it and we had a good laugh.

So last year when i went for the training, i did not see the Hub manager fiance, i asked him and he told me she is fine, i said are you sure because she is always here in your programs, what happened, the guy laughed and went away.

When he left, this lady who usually visits me in Lagos then told me, that they have broken up, that the lady was not good for her because she knows nothing about his business, the hub or help in anyway and so he had to let her go. we talked over it and i said shebi you are in love with him, isn't this the best time for you to go in lol. initially i took this as a play but when i returned from the training early this year, the lady called me and said she knows i can influence him to fall in love with her, i told her since he is single that i will see if my pranks can work.

I started talking to the guy about one of his mentee, how i like her and how good she is, he also confirmed she was good bla bla bla bla, i started talking to him about dating the girl, used different tricks, initially the guy was neutral and did not want to have anything to do with someone in his hub, to avoid disrespect et all, but i told him the girl is more matured than that etc. and ofcourse i asked the girl to shower him with respect, work smart, well and make him see reasons to fall in love.

Few weeks after we put all of these together, he asked her out and they started dating, I was so happy for them.

But trouble started when the old fiance of the guy came to me on facebook to chat, reporting the guy to me, that she knows he respects me alot and so she wants me to talk to him, and i asked what is the issue, she told me she has a child for him, a child they are bringing up together and that the child is less than 6 months old, that he was a good father until recently (the exact time he started dating this girl in the office) he has changed, and that he is now dating a girl in his office and that the girl has been robing it on her face, that the girl had the mind to come to their child dedication and flaunt her relationship with her fiance even though she still wears his ring and he still insist there is nothing to worry about.

I asked her, did you guys ever broke up and she said never, infact it was his idea to keep the child, they never had any issue in the relationship, and the reason she never showed up for the program last year was because her baby was so little she couldnt leave her alone in the house, i think the baby was a month old then.

At that point my head bursted, how could i be a party to those who will inflict pains and agony on another woman.

I never knew she had a girl for him or that they are still dating, this lady used my head and made me confused an innocent man, even though i do not understand why the guy never told me he now has a child.

I asked this other lady if she knew the fiance had a child and she said yes, that she did not want to tell me and that she doesn't care if she has a child or not, that the fiance did it out of wickedness to have a child for him so to block others from competing with her, i almost went mad at hearing her talk that way, i asked her to leave the couple alone to bring up their child that i will never be part of it but she said she cannot.

What do you think i can do to correct this mess i have created.

Why are you feeling bad when you did nothing wrong. You were only trying to help a friend and now you've found out that your friend is beyond help.

You friend is at fault. He was still in a relationship and he put his head into another.

Don't blame yourself for anything.
Just sit, relax and drink Fanta

greenhulk:
Lol. So slot is the only place to buy smartphone accessories. Oya I want to buy Sony sbh20 Bluetooth headphones, dem no get am for slot. Dude slot sell quality products but they don't sell ALL products.

True tok,
Buh that's just my advice to the op

Lol, maybe na the people Wey the dead nigga dey owe money