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No offense to any Lebanese individuals who frequent Nairaland

can the conscious exist without the body?

jagunlabi:
The date is 2012 AD.That is when the global cataclysmic event will occur that will nearly wipe out the entire human race,according to the Orion prophecy of the ancient Mayans.I am sorry,it will have little to do with the coming of the christ or his twin,the anti-christ.Just a natural disaster to clean up the planet earth and make it ready for a new race of man.

Blame no one. Look inwards and give glory to God for everything. the blame game won't take away the misfortune.

There's no regretting letting the past go in order to make sense of the future.

Honestly i thought Goodluck and Jega were the messiah Nigerians have been waiting for

justwise:
Then stop moaning about Nigerian brothers insulting Nigerians sisters

your, FATHER:
The craziest thing i did this year was,  there was this babe i like so much i wanted her to be one of ma galfriends but this particular girl liver they fail me i know no y! so i decided rehearsing ma lyrics, after rehearsing i told maself 'am good to go' only for me to get to her house the next day and told her i have sumtin to tell her. she said 'wat?' as i wanted to tell her na that time liver come fail badly i now said 'cynthia i want us to be erm, erm (as i wanted to say bf and gf liver failure made me say 'brother and sister!'  she lauged out loud i was so embarrased looking back i think its the craziest thing i did this year

UR, FATHER:
My new year resolution is i will stop cheating on my girlfriend with 5 girls i will reduce to 3 

i will stop smoking 'igbo' (weed) i will start smoking cigarrette only   

your, FATHER:
Ta-pa-3-1 means

Ta= T
pa= p
3= i
1=a

Tpia1 wat do u have to say why 190 yab u now him tok say u be village girl shey na tru