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maybe how much do you pay your maid would be a more befitting thread title.

Maid in the Nigerian context is different from the current western one.

[quote author=Aloy.Emeka link=topic=272942.msg3875595#msg3875595 date=1242456836]tpiah will not have time to fall sick, she will just gasp for breathe, collapse and die from tribal asphyxiation.[/quote]keep your aspirator handy- thanks for letting us know about your asthma attacks.

No die oh! Jesus loves you though you be wowo!

ikeyman00:
tilapia

if anyone here is a monkie, to be frankly hah honest, i think its u, if u look around in nl at some point in time, especially ladies, they do paste their pic for all to see, while 3yrs goin now haha, u jona, still hiding that monkey face behind the screen



time is up!! let the light shine haters

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learn to speek Eeenglish or whatever language you're comfortable in (if there are any) then we'll talk.


howler ape!!

blacksta:
mo jebi

@tpiah


no matter how much you insult me - i still love u and Jesus love u

look, better forget all this Jesus One love talk- the hell fire you're already in will only increase when you quench.

Keep telling yourself Jesus love covers all while you're burning in all kinds of wilful and intentional crimes thinking because you and your pastor are buddies therefore heaven dey kampe for you while the "sinners" who arent in your pastor's good books, are the ones going to hell.

Religious madness is the most difficult kind to treat. That's how the BTK killer maquesraded as a church leader for twenty years. He's your ilk!

Both you and whoever is telling you to keep blaspheming and dragging Jesus name in the mud, will get your due reward in due time.

ode.

ikeyman00:
listen mizz slowpoke tilapia

the above is pure enrish!! until u learn on how to construct what the queen of england would percieve as moden grammar, then i will take u seriously

so ahah i about to bury u just like that expired toto jona; your slowpoke mate

na your sorry ass them go bury- ignorant monkey.

Hope you didnt pass through a school because you're so embarassing to the black race. Dr Watson don talk am. He must have met your prototype.

blacksta:
I know my father  - His name is Yinka

I am yourba - do u stil want to meet up.

attention LovePeddler.

I said sit your mama down in a quiet place and tell her to show you your real father if she knows who he is.

"My father's name is Yinka"

hiss. O jebi. Your papa name for be emeka.

and what's with all this meet up meet up idiocy you're displaying? Who's interested in seeing your useless face for goodness sake. Some of you people have egos the size of mount everest! Sitting behind a computer thinking they're all that when even mosquito no dey look them twice!

Irritating!!!!!

Thats how some of the big mouths will be all up on the web boasting they're "FBI agents" or CIA agents" or "I know who you are" agents.

Get a life, baboon!!!!

ikeyman00:
tipia

hahha as for u, hey u know ur time is up!! all that hatery against the igbos u ve been habourin hahhha is just in mitigation

so plz stop fooling yourself and allow the light to shine

ulgy slowpoke

as for you ikeymonkey, the day you learn how to string two words together in a sentence, is the day I become an astronaut and journey to Mars

If your ugliness isnt of the type that can kill a wild beast,  why do you hide behind a computer screen to display your schizophrenia?

[quote author=Aloy.Emeka link=topic=272885.msg3874812#msg3874812 date=1242422637]Ewu mmee. Is Edo not Niger Delta?[/quote]anu mpam- is jona from Edo state?


if she's from either Edo or Akwa Ibom, when she says Niger Delta, is she referring to your village?

blacksta:
Me and One Naija are on a mission to rid Nigeria of scam artist , drug dealers, ritualist , and tpiah - so if you are Igbo , yoruba or hausa u need to watchout


Nigeria must be free.


One love

good luck with that.

If your 419 relatives and juju siblings go gree make you expose them oh!

Arent you reaping the benefits of their ritual killings wonders? You no chop of the cash flow?

You're not Yoruba anyway- just a confused and directionless marabout. If they told you you're Yoruba- sit your mama down in a quiet place and ask her to show you your real father If she knows who he is.

once again, Yoruba dudes are MIA?

I say na all of una get problem!








[quote author=*jona link=topic=272885.msg3874785#msg3874785 date=1242422185]but your mom is from the south?you are mixed with a nigerdelta mom from the south. [/quote]didnt he say his mum is Edo? Is she now Niger Delta?

some of us are too confused by all this tribe stuff abeg- what is even which?

Na 400+ tribes dey naija!

gadol

do you know the kind of heat people experience in some western countries ?

and in Naija ?

blacksta:
Please be adviced i am not a tribalist. I am merely only stating facts. Thet new york case speaks volume


@tpiah - i have nothing but love for u

please take your love and stow it where the sun dont shine?

I'm not that needy to be grateful for some backstabbing idiot's attention?

blacksta:
na hardcore madness be that.

of your mama's type.

coolfaced8:
I didn't tell anyone what happened when I got home, but he himself gave himself away by acting silly anytime he comes to our house. Once I come into the room where my brothers are, if he's there, he'll start getting uncomfortable and showing signs of frustrations so much that one will have to be blind not to know something's not right with him. And the way he'd be looking at me told the whole story. My brother later demanded from me what's going on and I told him about the incident he took me to their house on pretext.

the guy sef na JJC

An ogbologbo would have operated very smoothly and not raised suspicion. I guess he was also a teenager? That's how hormones dey shack them.

coolfaced8:
Yes, it feels as though it's a serious crime putting on lipstick back then! My own case worse because my Dad met me downstairs with a super bright lipstick and what ensued then not even funny! 

I cant begin to imagine the effect seeing my sister with lipstick would have had on my dad. He tended to get very jittery about female children in typical fashion.

As it was, she just gave me a nasty look, and I knew if I told oh, I'd get some consequences myself! I didnt want wahala abeg. Her friends were also wearing lipstick anyway. na all of them sabi, was my eventual opinion.

blacksta:
@ se emi ni olofo


na u be olofo ati asi whin

na your papa and mama generation for over three centuries get asiwin for blood.

That's why your medication is ineffective!

blacksta:
How can i address your address when i am not a scam artist


stop living in denial

to all igbo friends  - i am not igbo  -  I am 100% yoruba looking for justice

like that will make you less of a coward?

nobody likes a pretentious ass kisser.

ElRazur:
Please tell me you are joking! You seriously do not know what that means?

no I dont.

blacksta:
tpiah


stop living in denial - we need help - how can i prove i am yoruba

do u want to meet up

are you another oversabi prick?

Where do you want us to meet? You need my address and phone number or do you have that already?

were.

Meet me at home or anywhere you know I hang out.

olofo.

some shemales are full of shit, I swear

bawomolo:
I have never hidden my liberal bias. Booty pirates and carpet munchers need some love too

You typically pop up in these threads trying to be some neutral party when we indeed know your views on Igbo's and Yoruba men. Your attempt to hide your bigotry isn't working.

look, if you want to be a smartass, try your gay vibes on someone else. You tend to make it a habit to follow me around dropping useless posts in an attempt to intimidate me as if I care who you are from Adam. Nothing I say here on NL that I cant say to your face- go and ask those who know me and they'll tell you the same thing.


Oversabi prick that you are!


If you Yorubas and Igbos are messing yourselves up, then dont hate the player- hate the game. My views on Yoruba and Igbo men dey pain your ass?

Anyway, you're an attention LovePeddler and I have better things to do with my time.

blacksta:
@tpaih


this not about anyone else it is abou the yoruba


we need serious deliverance

liar!!!!

Why the Biafra reference in the thread title

If The Yoruba( Omo Oduduwa) Ever Get Independence It Will Worse Than Biafra


you surely are very dumb!!!! You no even polish your lie before delivering it!

Many of you Nigerians don lost for real! No sense of direction and no sense of self! You dont know who, what or where you are in this world! Maybe its the ganja!

bawomolo:
Not really. what makes you different from Flemmy and Onenaija.  You are all moral righteous bigots.

once again, the thread isnt about me. Did I say anywhere that I'm not a moral self righteous bigot? If moral self righteous bigots annoy you, then too bad! You're free to bang your head against a wall!

Now, unless you're an Igbo in disguise, stick to topic.

Your own self righteous bigotry always comes into play whenever gays and homosexuality is being discussed.

So why not wait until someone starts another thread bashing your favorite people and your behind.

[quote author=Aloy.Emeka link=topic=272928.msg3874585#msg3874585 date=1242419695].
Too late bro. Have I not been saying it here since that tpiah derives blood from any form of igbo bashing. I will not be surprised if she is not this oneNaija that is strangely "igbo".[/quote]yes, I'm OneNaija.

Anytime you see someone bashing Igbos, thats me.


ode.

bawomolo:
and what would that price be? a couple of bans?

I strangely remember you bashing yoruba men a few weeks ago. Maybe you should take your own advice.

so was I bashing Yoruba men on behalf of Igbos?

You need to brush up your comprehension skills.

Better still, learn who to respond to here. Your eagerness to display oversabi is irrtitating.

and what's with the ban reference- does your life center around Nairaland- this one that ban sems to be your sole reason for existence?

now where the Yorubas on the Igbo thread- they want to pretend they didnt see this one. Or that they didnt notice the quickness with which the usual tribal buffoons jumped on here.




All of una don lost for real! Tribe is even irrelevant now because you people lack direction for sure.

Afaukwu:
Tpiah,

Get off my face, you ratty fellow. I have read so much about you and thought they were exaggerated. Now its confirmed those things are true. People like you deserve public flogging for their hypocricy. You gloat at Igbo bashing from just about anyone, and you have the audacity to pretend otherwise? Who the hell are you?

look at this cowardly idiot trying to make the thread about me. Is my name Biafra/Onenaija, abi which form of madness dey worry you.

Na your mama and papa be vulture.

bawomolo:
what does one gain by defending his or her ethnicity on an internet site?

the same thing we gain from defending Jamaican ethnicity on an internet site?

well, for some jobs, you're allowed and even expected to use the internet while on duty.

eg security guard jobs   with those ones, we surf the web, load up on coffee or soda, and log off to walk around and secure the premises. Some watch porn, others (like me) log on Nairaland or some other site. Which is better? You do the math.



for other jobs, as long as the top shots arent complaining, then by all means stay on Nairaland. However, the day they decide to start logging productivity due to the credit crunch, better gerrup sharp sharp! Push some files around like Nigerian civil servants do

Afaukwu:
Tpiah, you are a bloody tribalist. You did not condemn the first poster who bashed Igbos but here you are condemning Flemmmy for bashing Nigerians other than Igbo. You are a bloody, puffed-up hypocrite, and you suck.

the first poster is your Igbo brother, like I already pointed out. You dont need me to fight your battles, since your wide mouth and itchy fingers are already doing the job.

Fhemmmy:
I am not bashing for no one.
I am a Nigerian and regardless of the tribe.
I dont support a tribe nor against any.
Just being real

Hope you'll be around to defend Yorubas the same way when those you're defending start their own Yoruba bashing?

Most of you mysteriously vanish during those times leaving others wondering if all the Yoruba males are on non-Nairaland sites.

though its nothing new!

Gadols:
yea, somthing like that. Exposes their armpit and breasts. Why?

do you feel you're being seduced?