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fortunechy:
It sounds like Nollywood Episode movie...

Na only you get am say all na Ugandan Tales from a jobless lazy youth!

ahnie:
The spag price will be above that price at ShopRite....but the prices of provision at Gabbs mall is relatively cheap compare to the other malls.

Hope you are enjoying some cold bottles of Hero in Kuje beer parlour

Haydens:
https://www.nairaland.com/8017954/senior-colleague-wifes-messy-marital#128736017

Post made by one of the trollers here.

Reason a man should be redpilled and strong hearted to avoid seeing finish from the hands of women.

Never allow a woman to render you incapable.

You believe that Tales by Moonlight wey that dirty girl write? How old are you please

Fattprince23:
Just reminiscing on old times. By this time last year I was already escalating this pretty girl. She was showing so much greenlight I didn't need to toast her( I did and almost ruin everything just that she likes me too much to let that happen). She made me feel loved, the story long. Is it the day I was thinking about how broke I was(cashless policy era) that she was asking me why, I use the opportunity to throw her a shit test that I've gone to see baba and he as asked me to go look for womb and he will make me rich. After she was convinced that I am serious she said she will do it for me as long as nothing will happen to me or her. My peace of mind. I missed her so much.

Fat Prince you don come with lamba again abi?

Judolisco:
Omo... I don't even know dis man until he died... Dat means he lived a private life.... Make media house allow dis man rest in peace na... Him ear go Don hear shege for heaven.... Wigwe dis wigwe dat.... Una even follow am to him church... Na wa oooo

You must be a teenager or a very dull adult if you didn’t know the CEO of a big bank like Access Bank…

Ikpunekenwa:
You go dey surprise today say you go first fowl go sleep today, since you are God and can predict death.

Quote me if your papa no sleep before fowl today….

EreluRoz:
There's this very nice married senior colleague of mine who is having a very messy marital life, my other colleague hinted me about it and I actually got close to him and eventually gets him to pour out his heart to me.

According to him, he got married at early 40s to his very young wife as at then who was 19years. Infact he said his mother-in-law never approved of their marriage but his wife insisted and with the support of the father-in-law they got married. However after their first child, he enrolled the wife in a university to further her studies as she married him as a secondary school dropout. That was the beginning of his chaos, that was the beginning of seefinish according to him, that was the beginning of nightmares in his home.

It started by getting reports from people who knows him(he's rich and popular in his home town) about his wife's wayward lifestyle with lecturers and administrative staff, so many nasty reports and how she throws herself at some of these people which many people never believed she was married. Eventually she graduated and came back home, he never confronted her because he really loved her, so he let everything slide. She got pregnant for their second child and when she was due for delivery she had an accident that almost claimed her life, fortunately she was saved and her baby survived as well but unfortunately she won't be able to have more children. She started complaining about everything and how this man has reduced her beauty and even reporting him to his friend about everything happening in their home. The friend always advise him to send her away but he couldn't do it for the sake of his children.

So she advanced by telling this man that they should no longer welcome visitors in their home, family members are not welcomed as well and if you want to see him, he will give you a location to meet him but definitely not his house. This man became a shadow of himself that he refused family interference as well.

He told me she dresses provocatively and goes out and comes back at will. Then he decided to hack her WhatsApp and what he saw was a mess that he couldn't ever imagine in his life. This woman sends her nude and indulge in sex videos with different kind of men, some are way younger than her and all other sorts of dirty activities.

Having discovered all these things about his wife, he still has not summoned the courage to chase her out, she even goes to her room and lock herself to do nude videos to send to different men but he's still saying whenever he wants to chase her away he thinks about his kids and won't be able to do so.

The recent one she's doing is planning to relocate abroad to meet one of her lovers and she's already processing visa and even threatening the man that soon she'll leave him to go enjoy her life. As it stands now, they are just living together and don't talk to each other or even cook for him. She threatened the man that she'll kill him if he dares stand against her plans and he has gone to the police station to make report concerning this.

He asked me what I think he should do and I told him it's quite a pathetic story that will need the advise of an experienced person, I actually played smart on him because I was told he doesn't take advise and that he has been advised severally to end the marriage with her but he always have no courage doing that. This man has developed blood pressure due to all he's facing from his wife.

What grip could this woman be having on him?

What is the best way out for him and if the wife's relocation eventually fails, should this man continue to live with this woman?

He obviously need help but unfortunately he has chased his family away and stopped friends from getting close, how would you help this kind of man who unfortunately found himself in this deep mess?

Guy go to NTA and apply to be a story writer for Tales by Moonlight. See the useless Yamayama story wey you siddon write. You must be a jobless lazy youth

Pootle:
con men, e get private jet wey hungry members donate to him

Big criminal

Roger3D:
One of Nigeria's most fraudulent pastors celebrates his birthday today

Him and Oyedepo na the baba of all the criminals wey dey parade as pastors. All of them are thieves. No exceptions

WorkBank:
The man sabi drop Lamba

Na big criminal scammer…No be only tea. Na coffee he drink with God. Nonsense 😔

EreluRoz:
My comment is clear to those who understands it

I don advise you before. Go and buy Brighter Grammar immediately and stop embarrassing your family with this your bad grammar

Nawa4nl:
The fraudster who helped bring buhari to power and working for Satan's one world religion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQUol5Z7izI?si=-stMMUEDHfRoLWsL

Grand Father of the yahoo yahoo boys…

AareGaa:
Adeboye should retire and let a younger person take over.

Constitution of the church says a pastor should retire once he is 70 years.

He has overstayed.

We all know there's nothing spiritual about being a pastor today. Everything is about aggrandizing material things and fame.

How can he retire from the yahoo yahoo family business that he is still enjoying? Na wa for you o. If you see how to con gullible people to dey drop their hard earned money for you and your family to dey flex, you go retire

This yahoo yahoo man will rot in hell if such a place exists. Imagine using the word of God to steal money from gullible poor people and living lavishly for decades with his family while the common man continues to wallow in poverty? Yamayama fall on that him bald head there. Criminal!

Ebinpiawazuu:
This is nine hundred here

Please ask one fat woman called Ahnie. She sabi the price of all these junk foods…

ahnie:
Awa basket don full o..make we dey go house .


1200 well spent


I forgot to buy mature cheddar from GaBbs mall.

So spending 20k wey no reach 10 dollars on junk groceries na him you wan use show off this weekend? 🤔

Na wa o…

ahnie:
Awa basket don full o..make we dey go house .


1200 well spent


I forgot to buy mature cheddar from GaBbs mall.

Are you not too old for this useless banter with Omooba wey una dey use derail the thread? Yamayama fall on that your fat hand and legs there

naijanaso:
I just don't understand why this junk food price will be soaring like DStv price per second.
In the first place, I don't even see Indomie as a healthy food.
If Nigerians can just forget the fast nature of cooking this wormlike food for a while, the price will drop flat by force.

Gbam!

Many of the idiots go dey wonder why dem get big belle and HBP. Dem never know say na this useless Indomie dey cause am

AfahaAbia:
Indians have finished this country. Dufil and Multipro owners of Indomie keep on increasing their prices of Indomie every month. This is unacceptable!! The Nigerian government should look in to this immediately

That thing is junk. Made with palm oil and the seasoning contains lots of sodium. Avoid it if you and your kids want to live long!

jice:
Have you not seen that dies of hunger?
When all the weaker animals are all gone, the cannot but die

Please try and buy a book called Brighter Grammar ASAP

Sultty:
I just dey pity u. U think majority of the citizens have the capacity to wait [b]for some reforms which in a limbo[/b]

Brighter Grammar highly recommended for you…

ahnie:
This economy is potating and it's really not funny.

Imaging munching these as breakfast this morning .
I had to hookup with the biscuits to stay alive .

Dem don even reduced the quantity of the biscuits wey girls de manage.

With this your fat hand, continue eating sugar na. Just continue!

The hopeless mod on this thread will see all the nonsense insults that this Ahnie person dishes out here and still not ban her. I tire for this Nairaland walahi

ahnie:
Please kindly point me to where I can get the original of this drink.


I hear say fake don saturate everywhere.i cannot even get it at the mall

From your hands and legs, you are clearly obese. And you still wan dey drink sugary drinks like a small pikin. Na wa o

LordAdam16:
Buy dollars in cash and stack it with your naira in your piggy. Unrealistic!
Buy crypto and save it in a non-custodial wallet. Unrealistic!
Buy dollar-denominated sovereign and top-rated corporate bonds and other fixed income assets. Unrealistic!
Buy stock and non-volatile ETFs through the likes of Trove, Bamboo. Unrealistic!

The average Nigerian who buys dollar to save in a Nigerian dorm account can reasonably be expected to be resourceful and knowledgeable enough to leverage the aforenamed alternatives.

You're only deliberately hankering for a showdown.
Unfortunately for you, you adopted a weak position.

You cannot say the only option to save in FX for the average Nigerian is a dorm account.
And that if the FG/CBN closes Nigerian dorm accounts, no average Nigerian will buy FX to preserve their wealth ever again.

Both are categorically untrue.
You know they are untrue.
But you're bored and you need to start something.
Well, go do that with someone else.

-Lord

I feel like slapping the nasty taste out of that your mouth wey dey smell.

You want people to buy dollar and keep at home make thief come collect am or for them to die of heart attack stressing about when thief go show?

How many average Nigerians know how crypto works or have the guts to try something like crypto that can disappear overnight? Abi you think say na Gen Z be the majority of Nigerians wey get Naira to change?

See your smelly mouth like buy dollar denominated bonds. Na so e easy? You really think a non US citizen can just wake up and buy US bonds?

You dey talk buying US stocks from Trove and Bamboo like say na Gen Z be the people wey hold all the naira? How many old school people do you know that are willing to put their hard earned cash in those fintechs or in stock market wey be like gambling to them?

Yamayama fall on that your dull bald head wey you think say smart.

Just continue your hustle for that country wey you jakpa go and stop giving unrealistic advice when you don’t know the reality of the average Nigerian living in Naija. Bozo

LordAdam16:
Are you dense?
I listed the 4 major ways the average Lebanese now stash their savings in FX.
Here it is for clarity:
"They just buy and safekeep the cash, put it in a foreign account, in foreign assets like dollar bonds or overseas stock, or in crypto."

Why are you stuck up on foreign accounts?
There are Nigerians who have foreign accounts domiciled in pan-African branches of Nigerian banks.
If that and other options for foreign accounts is untenable, there are other ways to save in FX as a Nigerian.

Just don't buy and stick it in a Nigerian dorm account that can be restricted at any time.
The average Nigerian will be creative enough to find an alternative when dorm accounts are closed.
Why not put in the effort now to find alternatives? A stitch in time saves nine.

If you are only concerned about the difficulty of opening a foreign account, by all means stick your savings in a Nigerian dorm account and GTFO my mention.

-Lord

You siddon for that country wey you jakpa to go hustle come dey give unrealistic advice to ordinary Nigerians when you don’t even know their reality and you dey ask me whether I dense. Yamayama fall on that your bald head there

skydiver01:
The 2nd Quarter NTB calendar is below

You no send all these USD arguments. Your own na just to drop TB calendar and rates and waka

ahnie:
Be good in bed
Smell good
No potbelly
Be generous with the funds
Be witty
Most importantly...just get sense.
I dislike men that re authoritative,
I love my man a iil bit advanced




Dazzol

A fat pot bellied smelly woman wey dey guzzle bottles of Hero for area beer parlour dey follow get standards and requirements when it comes to men? Na wa o…

LordAdam16:
If the Nigerian dorm accounts are blocked, what alternative will you turn to?
Use that alternative now.
This is not rocket science.

-Lord

Do you think it is easy to open foreign accounts as an average Nigerian

You most likely do not live in Nigeria that’s why e easy to just open mouth waaaaa

Dpharisee:
To get to her former level as a WTA ranked tennis star you must be used to the spotlight

No be only WTA ranked. Na WTO ranked. Hiss 😔

LordAdam16:
Your crypto is safe.
The Nigerian government does not have control over it.
You can always move it to a non-custodial wallet you exercise complete control over.

However, Nigerian domiciliary accounts are completely within the purview of the FG and CBN.
A PND (Post No Debit) can be placed on it for arbitrary reasons.
Ideally, this shouldn't ever be a concern to the average person.
But the government is running out of scapegoats to pin the devaluation blame on.

When Lebanon ran out of scapegoats, it froze dorm accounts.
Life went on.
Currently, people in Lebanon still save in FX.
They just buy and safekeep the cash, put it in a foreign account, in foreign assets like dollar bonds or overseas stock, or in crypto.
With many Nigerians stashing a significant percentage of their wealth in FX, it is simply too risky to put it anywhere the Nigerian FG can easily get their grubby hands on. Not worth it.
Avoid the risk by declaring Nigerian dorm accounts non grata for peace of mind.

-Lord

So the average Nigerian can now open and operate foreign accounts. Right?

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