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kennyamusan: guess u lack manners,approach and common sense,what has size got 2 do with dis,I wonder if u r nothing but a waste 2 urself,rada than sympathize with her,u r talkg hogwosh,no mata wot,she wld be emotionally down cos ladies respect marriage dan men,u r talkg jargons,go 4 brain surgery if u need one and beta keep shut than vomit jargons.

U are obviously fat.

yemi2plus: @OP... If you are an MTN user, call their customer agent and ask for your security number; be ready to answer some silly questions.
Also, ask them to send you the link to download their self help application. When you recieve it, download the self help application and login with your security details. Check your call details and look for the number. Always note the TIME the person called to successfully track the number. If this does not work, login to www.mtnonline.com with your security details and follow the same steps above. Thank me later.

Wrong info. Network service providers can't help trace nos dt call u, only nos u call.

Aizebioje: If you nor fine for face at least make your bank account fine... You can't be broke and ugly at the same time! Pick a struggle.

Really funny. Lol

Pls what's funny or tricky about this?

Advertising. U said u discovered an online shop whr u shop, ur experience with dem is bla bla bla.
Dn in ur comment, u said we can reach u on.......
D site is urs. Why not just say it instead of lieing.

kingsolve: Hmmm, nice one. I believe months have passed since you posted this. So please let us know, how did it go? Can we have the gist of which of the 3 items happened. Really curious, and wanna learn pls. *winks*

We saw, and from our conversations, it was obvious he wanted to continue the cycle of just hooking up and getting laid with no commitment. What pissed me off was that he didn't even try to hide it - (was suggesting I sleep over on our first meeting) was really pissed by this and it made me lose interest completely, plus on seeing him, I was not as attracted to him as I used to (there is something about seeing). So it had to take me seeing him and talking to him to come to my senses.

Cockroach, lizards. Soooo disgusting

Really wanted to go but no money. Had only 50 Naira on me.

Is this thread about davido or ayo animashaun

Concept is ok. Tiwa's acting ok. but whiz's acting not too ok. His suit also not fitting. Can some1 post the lyrics.

Concept is ok. Tiwa's acting ok but whiz's acting not 2 ok. His suit also not fitting. Can some1 post d lyrics?

Lol at all d comments, esp d earlier 1s. Really funny. Linda deserves al these and more cos she is very rude and lacks courtesy. My encounter wit her is a story 4 anoda day. Kudos nairaland comedian!

The thin abt dis country is dt we r still bakward. For example, in d states u dare not lie abt d ingredents in ur products (either food or skincare) u must name evry content wit d rite %age level. Not complyin to this can get u arrested and locked up, but not in Naija. She lies dt her prods r herbal and dt d activ ingredent in it is licorice, meanwhile it contains hi amount of steroids and hydroquinine. Kudos 2 dose who tk time to get it tested in lab. In my own experience, I did.nt even get it tested, just try leavin it open 4 months, d colour of d cream changes from white to cream colour dn brown dn black; I mean black like charcoal, this is a tru trait of high hydroquonine content. Tru d cream lightens (in my case no pimples or acne) but it is really dangerous. Mercury and steroids easily penetrate in2 d bloodstream causing kidney and liver issues, not to talk of the skin thinning her prods cause wch leads to skin cancer. I took out time to do all this cos I hate ppl lieing. If u must make money/run a biz, it must not be at d detriment of oda ppls lives.
@Tracy dim, am also a journalist, Pls drop ur email add & lets talk.

kokoA: some girls can dream sha.. See dese atutupoyoyos ma dey form chicks..

ROMBWL (rollin on my bed with laughter) oh God!!

Dollarman101: You guys amuse me on Nairaland. One doesn't need to be a medical doctor to know that ruptured appendix cannot survive a 6 hours flight to Germany.
This is just cheap gossip generated by social media journals and multiplied by some newspapers.
The truth is yet to come out.

Who told u? No need 4 ppl on nairaland 2 amuse u. I disagree wit d speculation dt u dont hav 2 be a doc to know it cant survive a 6 hr trip. Some ppl just assume theories and post

"ruptured appendix" is quite different from "appendecites". D 1st is more severe so if its tru dts probably why she went outside to treat it.

Is he married?

Pls what does pastor Cris Ojigbani mean by "acquired the right knowledge" he uses it recurrently in his teachings, adverts and publications. Always saying "he/she acquired the right knowledge of marriage and got married". What does this mean? Is thr a hidden msg inside this "right knowledge" does it mean somethin else, is thr more 2 it. Is knowledge actually enough to get married for some1 who has found it hard 2 marry 4 a while?

Pls what does pastor Cris Ojigbani mean by "acquired the right knowledge" he uses it recurrently in his teachings, adverts and publications. Always saying "he/she acquired the right knowledge of marriage and got married". What does this mean? Is thr a hidden msg inside this "right knowledge" does it mean somethin else, is thr more 2 it. Is knowledge actually enough to get married for some1 who has found it hard 2 marry 4 a while?

I like songs that have appropriate sound effects. the ones i can remember now are: ten ten (mo hits) with the sound of hands clapping at the background. stan (slim shady) with the sound of a pen scribling at the backgroung. any odas?

To nairaland moderators: whenever there is a topic like this, a sort of poll/tag team shud be created somewhr, or stock taken so as to know who is winnin. (Just 4 d fun of it) whr d no. of supporters of each party will be displayed. For now, looks like linda is winning. #go team linda!#

Yep. Replyin her was a huge mistake. Usin offensive words an even huger one. Linda posted wishin him happy bday, dn mentioned d hse as an afta thot, or so she made it appear. It wud hav ended thr. He decided to reply now the chain has began: linda's blog--rmd's twitter page-- nairaland--who know's whr next this story will surface. Every public figure needs a publicist, not just for the sake of it but to moderate the way they talk in public. Every celeb in US makes use of a publicist b4 they grant interviews, appear on red carpet etc. And to think, some1 here said somethin like he once had a PR firm and a consultancy firm. I like d comment dt said 'hw many pipo did he consult ? Name dem!'

Whether the claim be tru or not, he shudnt hav used strong words to describe her. Say, he's abt 20 yrs older dn her. Wud oda top politicians hav replied? Even if he has been gettin cals and msgs & saw d need to reply he shud.nt hav bashed her personally (quite immature) d rite thin to do wud hav been to grant an interview to a reliable media hse, preferably print while subtly denyin d 'allegation' inside the interview, not as d main subject. For some1 dt studied law he shud know better. Can he say his hands are 100% clean? I still think its a case of guilty conscience.

@Konnektions146, thanks. And will sure post d end of d story.
@horny4u, thanks a bunch 4 tellin me not to pay attn to rude comments, means a lot to me, lov ya 4 dt. Henceforth, I will no longer reply any negative comment.
Thanks again, lov ya!

Lol to d comment dt suggested vibrator, wn I want intimacy wit a man, its not necessarily d screwin aspect, but bein held against a broad chest, oda forms of pre-intimacy etc. A vib will not do.

@Ayodhejjy,
@adewasco2k, and all dt gav reasonable tips, thanks again. I'll take 2 it. One thing abt dis forum is dt we dont know each other & just go abt trashing mercilessly as if we are better off dn d nxt person. Nobody here knows me so I dont need any1s approval: am not boastin here but I can say dt am much smarter dn d average person my age, I kno it and Ppl say it: my pastor, parents, older friends etc say it. I repeat am not boastin, hav no reason to cos u guys dont know me. One thin abt me is dt tho I know am smart, I always want other ppls opinion on matters so I can weigh. I am human and an adult, I have feeling but am not a ho. Am not sayin I want to do it wit him immediately, just sayin its a possibility dt may come up, I like him and may not be able to resist. Dts it.

It is obvious dt kingwax is sufferin Frm lack of love and has abandonment issues. I wud have lashed back at u but I seriously feel sorry 4 u.... Poor u

Ndidi u are a low life and valueless, I hate u too!

@crackhaus, thanks. And I hav also planned I wont let him kno am single. @binhozie u are also a slowpoke and a retard, u say d comments are slow yet u took out time to read dm. What are u doin on d segment if its slow? U are a fake rabbit, pretender and an egg head

Thanks to all who have given reasonable input/advice. This is just a situation I found myself in, diff things happen 2 diff ppl, so no1 shud critic me.
@dasparrow, u are simply a pathetic loser. He without sin, cast d 1st stone. U are a frustrated cow and decided 2 use dis forum to trash nig women and to pour out all dt stored up emotions and aggression u hav bottled up over the years. Y not write a book or put it in a song, assuming u hav enof brains left to do so... This is 2 ur HIV infected brain. @190, slimym, ivynwa, sigmundfreud, thanks 4 stickin up 4 me. Am sure he's washin gutter or sweepin streets in whatever country he is.

U're askin 4 some1 dt had a minimum of 2.1 in English, can u get d 2.1 urself? FYI, d word is dire need and not 'dear'

@james1. No I dont just want to get laid. Am just being honest dt if he brings it up, it wud be a lil bit hard to resist, if he does.nt, al d bettr. @gistcrunch, Its not dt iv made up my mind on what 2 do. A 2nd opinion is always apriciated. & no I hav.nt seen him yet.