₦airaland Forum

Samantha124:
But is there a problem with a father looking after his children?

Shey you did not read the post at all nii?
You used to be someone with very lively and reasonable input, you are now a shadow of your previous self.

addmole:
2 days ago, it was the day set for the 1 round we were supposed to make love, she just said, something is on her face. I wish I can describe it. I was like, why Is it that anytime its when we want to make out is when you must have en excuse, she just shouted at me, that I should go that i dont care. I was like, this was the same person who was jumping and telling me she wants to fix a nose ring. Very healthy and bouncing all over the place, but when it comes to my usual 1 round on the old timetable. She would look for an excuse. Her mother shouted at me that if I want to divorce her, I should go ahead that she's tired of settling our differences.

Investigate whether she is cheating, e get why.

Dyfynezz12:
I swear nd Nigerians with all their creativity couldn't reason dy name

It is simply because unlike Nigerians that are already familiar with 'Bola' as a name, the only thing that will come to the mind of a non- Nigerian will be 'Ebola' as that is probably the only thing they have heard that sounded like that

Adaisback:
Anyone is better than Ebola not just Buhari. How Niger republic managed to coin that name 'ebola ' for Tinibu must be the 9th wonder of the world

It is simply because unlike Nigerians that are already familiar with 'Bola' as a name, the only thing that will come to the mind of a non- Nigerian will be 'Ebola' as that is probably the only thing they have heard that sounded like that.

RapistOnBail:

This life no balance..

You place person of 100 years on monthly salary. Person wey remain small to Kaput.

Na im calculation gangan be dat, conman 😂🤣

illicit:
I got a new aphrodisiac

U Sha wan revive this two years old thread 😂😂

illicit:
Do they sell matrimonial bed these days or what

You are heavily 'goated', aswerugad 🤣😂🤣🤣

akinsmail51:
First, I will advise you check your existing skillset, your passion and what interests you.

Second, you can learn any skills at your age. Age isn't a barrier to accomplish something great.

Third, here's what you need direction, passion, persistence and zeal to achieve big thing.

As someone who loves learning, even older than 35 years, and desires to earn hard currencies, I have been devoting my time to acquire digital marketing skills with specialization on SEO, Growth Hacking & Copywriting.

And the journey has been very interesting. You too can do it. Please go for it.

Please let me have your contact

Artorius:
Nigerians and over spiritualization

Dirtiness is NOT a spirit. Hard to get is NOT a spirit. Tribalism is NOT a spirit. And so on.

These are bad habits and irresponsible patterns of life that can be dealt with through a right understanding of priorities in life as well personal discipline and mature accountability from other people.


Furthermore, don't idolize marriage, singleness is also God's gift.

Sorry to ask bro, you go school at all?

Artorius:
Read my comment again. Then go to bed.

Comprehension is not your forte, alaye.
You are really dull

If you can hold it till you penetrate, there is an easy fix; but for this one, we moove

fuckingAyaya:
how did he caused them trouble?

The same way you are causing us trouble with your grammar 😭😭

May God console him

sonnie10:
People don’t understand how good AI is in controlling your actions. AI is a powerful technology that can control your emotions, it knows you more than you know yourself. All social media have AI that accesses your personal conversations and messages. They know your other previous activities online. It knows when, how often, and to whom you always send money . It knows the conversations that lead to sending more. Once you download an app, almost everything you do on your phone is captured.
It is most likely that the message you saw is a result of your activities. Targeted feeds from AI to reflect your personality.
Just know that you did not stumble on that message. AI could possibly match you with millions of random post. This particular one is what it thinks suits you.
It is just who the AI thinks you are.

This is just too funny 😂😂😂💔

jeromestarks:
1. HIV( always works)

2. "I impregnated another girl but I don't like her and her family said I must marry her and the girl is planning to attack any girl she sees with me. Babe, I choose you" (na you go dey beg her to stay but after 3 days, you no go hear from her constantly again)

3. Genotype.

4. Infertility ( Doctor said any pregnancy a woman eventually carry for you will either terminate or the mother will have difficulty delivering the baby - you have to be smart on this one though).

5. Spiritual wife which has promised to kill your current girlfriend if you don't break up with her ( church girl go suggest pastor - no go. Tell her the spirit wife say if you go, she go finish you and you dey fear
Area girl no go send. Wakeup one night and dramatize. Area girl go run).

6. Because excessively jealous. It will take time but she go soon leave you.
Pick up fight over any male friend she talks to, even if it's her brother.
Chase every Friend out of her life. Omo, girl go suggest break up sharp sharp.

7. Withdraw attention from her.
If she asks what happened. Tell her your depressed and thinking of committing suicide.
Begin to tell her that one day you might just wake up and jump into lagoon.
You don't want to hurt her so you want a breakup because right now, you're lost.
This might take few weeks but after she tried getting your attention and failed, she will definitely move on peacefully.

8. Suddenly go broke (girl wey love you no go leave because of this shaa but you go take am to the extreme. Las las, she go leave)

9. If you discover that she truly wants to stay and be your wife, wake up one morning and drive your discussion toward family. Then tell her that you don't like babies. Make it very serious that if your wife gets pregnant at any point in your marriage, you must make sure she aborts it and if she refuses, you will divorce her or maltreat her until she does (Omo, na that day the babe go leave you with your wahala)

10. This number 10 is my favorite. I have use it many times and it has never failed me. I love using number 10 whenever I am tired of fvcking a particular girl or whatever I discover that she's not a virgin.
Here is it. Number 10 is to combined number 1 to 9 on a single lady. If she no leave you, run and jump inside river because na agent of darkness she be.

😅😅😂😂 You are an evil genius.
I've one method too. It works 99% of the time:
Link her WhatsApp with your phone using Whatsapp web and secretly read her chats. If she's not cheating, she may be flirting or be too open with some other guys. You will definitely find something to nail her with.

tydi:
He is dead on arrival

You are really good at what you do

Cholls:
My brother Yoruba people will say Alawoku 'lobirin meaning they're mental patients. We just have to live with their madness.

That's not the meaning in this context.
They actually mean their 'training' is not complete yet.
They imply that one should not be crossed with how they tend to behave at times, having it in mind that you the husband have to continue the 'training' where the parents left off

dayorich:
I'm still waiting for your chat sir.

Sorry for the delay sir, chatting you up right away

dayorich:
08029112333.

Alright, I will chat you up

dayorich:
I have tried to send you a private email but Nairaland returned an error message but I don't know if you still received it.
Please, teach me how l can have someone else's WhatsApp on my phone. I urgently need it to check and prove something. I beg you in the Name of your God. Thanks.

I can teach you. I don't know how the private mailing thingy work on Nairaland. If you can drop your WhatsApp number here, I will chat you up

ena5four:
Who Else Also Feels This Year Is The Pro Max Of 2020 Disguising As 2021? As In Werey Dey Disguise As New Year O.

May God not let 2021 appear as "2020 won"

christopher123:
not yet....don't confront her....wait until you get evidences. I would advise you clone her phone especially WhatsApp...it is easy,you would get the whole calls and chats

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Honourable, please I will need you to intimate me on this.
Please gimme your contact sir

fatymore:
Team Laycon(I have never watched it)

So make una calm down





4by6: 3500

6by6: 4000

How do I get this?
I stay at Ile Ife.

How do I get this? I stay at Ife

xcabczyxabczzzz:
Explain this picture to me.

The man in the picture is re-fuelling the Tiger generator. When he's done, he will start DRAGGING the generator so as to get it started. Then, he asked whether the pastor also wants to be DRAGGED

OJURONGBE1:
I've got a 7 months Naija used Ford Mondeo 2002 up for grabs.
2.0ltr Duratec engine ,Automatic transmission, 4plugs ,Factory fitted AC ,leather interior are in top shape .
Just a little fender and passenger door spray .
If interested my mail is :fataiojurongbe@gmail.com

The picture and the price

If you have any car that is neat and in good working condition, reply.
I want to buy
Budget:300K--400K

If you have any car that is neat and in good working condition, reply.
I want to buy
Budget:300K--400K

jimi4us:
so FUTO is now a dumping ground abi?

please, what is the title of that movie sir