The pix above is more like a line-up of "legitimate" rogues.

onandon: Jesus would have raised the dead

Ofcos Jesus Christ would have raised the dead but, TB Joshua has not claimed to be Christ naw!

*makeunafreethismanabeg#

See...! Let ur boss know that he does not hv monopoly of scattering (eventhoughtwo-ofyouarebastards).

Threaten him that if he does not get ur bf back for you, you'll report him to his wife and even lie to her that he brings you home sometimes and f*#ks you on her matrimonial bed (i swear no woman will take this).

As he has scattered ur future, you too shld scatter his present, abi! (mischievious grin)

SCORE:
*1-1goallessdraw#

shymexx: It's a pity that a country as big as Nigeria is still using Alpha Jets(a training aircraft) as its main military aircraft. If manipads can hit your aircrafts, then, you shouldn't even be braggart about your military.

The whole thing is hysterical!!

Mister, isn't it better you blank your mind towards the affairs of the Nigerian state instead of always fault-finding and criticking it?

In so much as you have a right to your words and statements, dont you think proffering solutions should be part of it?

*justmyobservation#

Usually accounting and auditing firms love to train engineering graduates in their own specialty as they feel engineer are already used to figures.

Except maybe its a scam, but you can always check it out with the firm.
Good luck.

mko abiola:
GBAM!
But can jonathan deal with amechi jus lik d way he dealt wit ibori.
U can't compare amechi to ibori.
Amechi is very intelligent n smart.

My dear, there's a lot of difference in between being intelligent and being a smart crook.

Ibori is not an ordinary crimimal. He is was born into crime, i mean a born real criminal. He knew how to steal official documents, bribe judges, bribe officials, shop lift, falsify and/deny glaring accusations, rig elections, marry crooks, befriend crooks, criminal lawyers etc.

What does Amaechi know? He couldnt even "correctly" fake a common planes papers. And you say he's intelligent.

He should better pray all the Psalms he can get that Jonathan does not win a second term. Otherwise he should elope to Siberia.

BabyLi: Quite commendable but what exactly has d hausa graduates contributed to d southern states. Every good deed frm a corper is always to d benefit of d northeners which u are nt sure they truly appreciate.

Bros, why u de fix?
How many graduates dem get? Person go first get something b4 im go fit give na.

jhydebaba: sorry sir, na una suffer joor. I culd remember how u use to hit that TV when it fvcks up and how u ve to wait for NEPA before u can put it on today's children rocks joor.

NO WONDER "TODAY'S CHILDREN" NO DEY HEAR WORD because GENERATOR DON BLOCK DEM EAR.

Technology changes and improves with time.

We used to have a more modernized version of that telly. Ours was with a very sensitive touch button for changing chennels and if you shut the right door the telly went off. We also had d panasonic video machine that was a big as a photocopying machine.

Now 3D and HD tellies are here. Nawa!

Only GOD knows what will become of our present tellies in the future.

khiaa:

Sorry hun, I'm in America, that shyt don't fly here. : )

If u like cheat on ur hubby because u'r in America. We always know how to deal wit ur issues here.

Bring u home on Xmas visit and dump ur asz wit ur parents. Simple!

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sir mally: He truly doesn't deserve you, if he could be this wicked because of sex how much more when you don't have a job and rely on him, my sister if he is still cheating run while u have the chance before he would give you aids and spoil your future

U sure are a very bad adviser and from your words probably a bad influence as well.
Did you read the post before yours? That individual from the post shows he/she respects the marriage institution.

@OP: We have not heard from Mr. Husband (we may never hear his side), but from experience i know that women can be too "telly" and therefore sometimes over react in issues like this.

From your post you tend to be too boastful. Are you sure that your job and earnings 3 times his is not making you over bloated and consequently somehow, just somehow affecting the way and manner you see Mr. Husband?

Please, try and talk with your man one-on-one to get to the bottom of the problem. One person has to play the mature one here and i'll like it to be you.

Please, do not mind the NL confirmed home-brakers o!

Sincere 9gerian: The USUAL haters are here attacking IDs and foaming at the mouth. They cant contribute to the topic because their heads are EMPTY and their minds are obsessed with hate and the word- corruption

My brother, if you were GEJ's attorney, and i a judge. With your defence i'll find him very guilty and punish him accordingly.

Your defence of the President is very weak. Makes it look like his actions are purely acts of 'incompetence' which is not defendable.

Instead of defending his actions you're giving excuses and very lame ones for that matter.

You sound like Dr. Okupe. That's what happens when you appoint a doctor as an image maker.

Gooogle: How much is the price of crayfish at the stock exchange abeg.

We are supposed to be asking you, Mr. Gooogle. Not you asking us!

The Benin people are the only tribe i know that fears (i mean real fear, not respect) their oba.
Many of them care less about the Almighty GOD, but they believe that if they ever say anything bad about their oba (be it true or false), they will die.

I wonder what kind of spell the throne has on its people!

Slow venom: A female teacher was having a
problem with Akpos in her class of
3rd grade.
Akpos said M'am, I should b in
4th grade, I'm smarter than my sis
& she's in 4th grade.
The M'am {Teacher} had heard
enough of his complains& took
Akpos 2 the Principal's office.
She explained everything 2 the
Principal who decided 2 test
Akpos with some questions that a4th
grade should know.
Principal- What's 3+3?
Akpos- 6
Principal- 6+6?
Akpos- 12
& so on..
The Principal asked the boy many
ques and Akpos got them right.
The Principal then askedM'am 2
send Akpos 2 4th grade.
M'am decided 2 ask some more
questions & the Principal agreed.
M'am- What does a cow have 4
of, that I've only 2 of?
Akpos- Legs
M'am- What's in ur pants that u
have but I dont have?
Akpos- Pockets
M'am- What starts wit a C & ends
with T, is hairy, oval, delicious &
contains thin whitish liquid?
Akpos- Coconut
M'am- What goes in hard & pink
then comes out soft & sticky?
The principal's eyes open really
wide, but b4 he could stop the
answer, the boy was taking charge.
Akpos- Bubble Gum
M'am- U stick ur poles inside me. U
tie me down 2 get me up, I get wet
b4 u do. What am I?
Akpos: Tent
The principal was looking restless
M'am- A finger goes in me. U fiddle
with me when u're bored. The best
man always has me 1stnwhat am
I?
Akpos- Wedding Ring
M'am- I come in many sizes. When
I'm not well, I drip. When u blow
me, u feel good?
Akpos- Nose
M'am- I've a stiff shaft. My tip
penetrates, I come with a quiver
Akpos- Arrow
M'am- What starts wit 'F'& ends
with a 'K' & if u dont get it, u've 2
use ur hand?
Akpos - Fork
M'am- Whats it that all men
have, it's longer in somemen than
others, the Pope doesn'tuse his & a
man gives it 2 his wife after
marriage?
Akpos- Surname
M'am- What part of the man has no
bone, but has muscles with a lot of
veins like pumpin & is responsible4
making love?
Akpos- Heart
The principal breathed asigh of
relief & told the teacher Send
Akpos 2 University, I gotthe last
10 questions wrong myself!
How Many Like For Akpos .
Plz am new here....if its funny....help click the like buton or if possible....u cn comment.

The Principal was not alone. I also got the questions wrong (rotten mind).

Nice and really funny compilation. Well done!

Slow venom: A female teacher was having a
problem with Akpos in her class of
3rd grade.
Akpos said M'am, I should b in
4th grade, I'm smarter than my sis
& she's in 4th grade.
The M'am {Teacher} had heard
enough of his complains& took
Akpos 2 the Principal's office.
She explained everything 2 the
Principal who decided 2 test
Akpos with some questions that a4th
grade should know.
Principal- What's 3+3?
Akpos- 6
Principal- 6+6?
Akpos- 12
& so on..
The Principal asked the boy many
ques and Akpos got them right.
The Principal then askedM'am 2
send Akpos 2 4th grade.
M'am decided 2 ask some more
questions & the Principal agreed.
M'am- What does a cow have 4
of, that I've only 2 of?
Akpos- Legs
M'am- What's in ur pants that u
have but I dont have?
Akpos- Pockets
M'am- What starts wit a C & ends
with T, is hairy, oval, delicious &
contains thin whitish liquid?
Akpos- Coconut
M'am- What goes in hard & pink
then comes out soft & sticky?
The principal's eyes open really
wide, but b4 he could stop the
answer, the boy was taking charge.
Akpos- Bubble Gum
M'am- U stick ur poles inside me. U
tie me down 2 get me up, I get wet
b4 u do. What am I?
Akpos: Tent
The principal was looking restless
M'am- A finger goes in me. U fiddle
with me when u're bored. The best
man always has me 1stnwhat am
I?
Akpos- Wedding Ring
M'am- I come in many sizes. When
I'm not well, I drip. When u blow
me, u feel good?
Akpos- Nose
M'am- I've a stiff shaft. My tip
penetrates, I come with a quiver
Akpos- Arrow
M'am- What starts wit 'F'& ends
with a 'K' & if u dont get it, u've 2
use ur hand?
Akpos - Fork
M'am- Whats it that all men
have, it's longer in somemen than
others, the Pope doesn'tuse his & a
man gives it 2 his wife after
marriage?
Akpos- Surname
M'am- What part of the man has no
bone, but has muscles with a lot of
veins like pumpin & is responsible4
making love?
Akpos- Heart
The principal breathed asigh of
relief & told the teacher Send
Akpos 2 University, I gotthe last
10 questions wrong myself!
How Many Like For Akpos .
Plz am new here....if its funny....help click the like buton or if possible....u cn comment.

The Principal was not alone. I also got the questions wrong (rotten mind).

Nice and really funny compilation. Well done!

They will probably use the card through Jega's term and discard it, cos they make a lot of money with the registration stuff.

Had_one: THIS CONFUSING BOKO ISSUE IS STRATEGICALLY DESIGNED AGAINST THE NORTH. INNOCENT SOULS WERE KILLED DAILY. ATTACKS ON SCHOOLS, MARKETS, TELECOMMUNICATIONS EQUIPMENTS AND OTHER FACILITIES WHICH IS ECONOMICALLY VIABLE. BOKO HARAM IS A VERY STRONG ANTI-NORTHERN NIGERIA PROGRAMME DESIGNED TO RID NORTHERN ECONOMY.

Oga, designed by who?

Obey is good and does more of Gospel and soul inspiring songs.

Sunny is more appealing to non-Yoruba's and far more internationally recognized.
I remember former President Bill Clinton mention him on his visit to Nigeria in his speech at the NASS in 1999.

As a non-Yoruba, i prefer Sunny cos he has style and poise.

Have watched him live in England. Dont think i can pay to watch Obey, his prowess not undermind, though. The baba can be boring!

Obey is good and does more of Gospel and soul inspiring songs.

Sunny is more appealing to non-Yoruba's and far more internationally recognized.
I remember former President Bill Clinton mention him on his visit to Nigeria in his speech at the NASS in 1999.

As a non-Yoruba, i prefer Sunny cos he has style and poise.

Have watched him live in England. Dont think i can pay to watch Obey, his prowess not undermind, though. The baba can be boring!

20ft by what? If u want to be helped get proper dimensions, pls.
Again what's the location of your building (Lagos, Enugu, FCT)? Cost of materials vary.

Belle go don run Siasia tier.

Anyway, Bayelsa gov don give am "anti-biotic".

zubbyonu: I will vote goodluck again and again

RIGGER...!

Dee60: I hope he does not contest. I pray he does not even win the primaries.

Just like hoping and praying "Night and Day" will never come.

I will not vote at all.

Cant waste my time queueing in d sun/rain waiting to vote for people who care only about themselves and families.

Kulas: I dont think Enyeama made such statement.I hardly see him being criticized in any quarters.He is very disciplined,gentle man,very loyal,confident,always have faith and determined and above all,well respected Super eagles player.I think people are trying to drag his name to the mud.Abeg Enyeama,dont feel distracted,we love you.You are ever my number One!!!.

I agree with you. Believe OP had a hidden motive for posting this none issue.

Enyeama is the single most respected Super Eagles player presently cos he does not get himself involved in camp politics. He is more prayerful than talkative in camp and abides by the rules of camping no matter who the coach is.

Besides, i think he's from Ogoja, Cross River State and not Akwa Ibom.

DammyFx: Tired of all the omonile wahala

These Omonile people are serious nuisances. They are lazy as.sholes.

Bought a house at Onigbongbo last May. Then came for a complete renovation/make over of the property in September. As the workers started braking parts of the building to make way for its new design.
I got a call from my workers that some women and a few men came to stop them.
I asked who they're and they told me that they (the i.diots) said, they are the original owners of the land. I then sort to speak with anyone of them. They refused to talk with me on phone and requested that i come down there and speak with them directly.
However, i heard their voices at the background saying that i bought only the house but not the land. Can you imagine the nonsense?
I got in touch with my lawyer and friend who immediately set to go there.
When he got there acompanied by two policemen, some of them took to their heels while a few remained. The ones that stayed back reitarated their shameful demands that i must compensate them for the land which the building is sitting on. The even more annoying thing is that the youngest of them couldn't have been anything less than 45yrs old and they are still refering to themselves as "omo". Sighs!

baynix: Oh Bobs!! I Be Muslim And I Neva Read Bible B4... Buh I Go Like Read Ds Book Of Solomon Oo!!

Bossoms?? Nna Mehn!!

U better go and read about ur imaginery 72 virgins.

Without Christmas there wont be Easter. Hence Christmas is for merriment.
Notice the greeting of the period says: Merry Christmas!

Divine Birth+Spotless life+Guiltless death= Resurrection and the ultimate Confirmation of the CHRIST-HOOD of JESUS.

Easter is more of a period of sober reflection considering the torture and torment JESUS CHRIST went through for our sake.

HAPPY EASTER, everyone!

ijawkid:

Xmas has always been what it is from its iÑception......pagan all the way and §atanic........nothing you gu.ys do can change it.......

Abeg which early chri§tians u deÝ talk about for your comment??.......which ones??.......thÉ pseudo ones wey Ðey worship images or the ones wey we kÑow from thÉ scriptures.......because as we know the Çelebration of xmas Ño even exist among early christians.....

Olodo rabata!