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Youngzedd: Don't just vomit what you are not sure of, do you really know how old I am or i was then, Why you posted this is just because you saw 2010 right!, without think how old I He may be then.

Don't just think that everybody that graduate from secondary school is still a kid.

NAIJA MENTALITY

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Caracta: I think u should just get the Syllabus, or get the pack 4rm someone

u mind helpin out? If its a soft copy u can simply email me; cstine55@yahoo.com..tanx

Pls guys i want to register fr ican by sept but wants to start preparing fr d exams nw esp Fin accountin..can u pls tell me d topics i must cover under FA..tanx

Pls guys i want to register fr ican by sept but wants to start preparing fr d exams nw esp Fin accountin..can u pls tell me d topisc i must cover under FA..tanx

These are a few of the myriad of reasons i dont visit any other forum besides NL..tanx guys, you are d best.

My greatst challeng in life is putin a smile on d face of my swt mum. Being the only hope she has now as her frst son(whom she invested a lot on) ends up bringin shame and reproach to ha and d entire family..*sobs*..if d door of succes hesitates to open, it shud be ready to be pulled down.

So a newbi like me without any prior knowledg abt programin or netwrkin can actualy tutor myself to being a programmer( and a gud one at that)..so what actualy do i need to start learnin this as am so eager to be like you guys.

imaginate_cent: IT IS ALL ABOUT PROGRAMING OF ATTRIBUTE.. IT IS AN OBJECT ORIENTED LANGUAGE.. IT IS USE IN DEVELOPING APPLICATION BUT WEB AND STANDALONE APP... IT IS QUIET DIFFICULT BUT EASY TO UNDERSTAND....

wow! I tink its kinda cool. pls i am a bsc economcs holder (preparin for servic) and preparin to writ my frst ICAN paper by nov/dec but realy luv IT a lot even tho i dnt kno a thing( i min a zero-knowledg newbi) about webdesign-talk les of programmin; netwrkin; and so on..can i stil muscle up the courage to self-study it on my own? And also become a master in it like you guys? Wil i lack the fundamental knowledge if i decide to ram on python or java for instance?..i nid answers from d gurus, thanx.

When u have a govt that has lost people's favor what u'll start hearin from such a govt is declaration of a 'beautifuly adorned' rubbish...

Yuan doesnt luk gud today acordin to bbc as @5:15(or so)emt ..betin against it is a sur way to go but whil betin avoid pairin it wt euro.

For thos who heard d news on JP Morgan $2bn loss earlia, kudos to u..i swear if not for my bleepin netwrk i wud av gone in on it..both d eu and gu markets fell so sharply immediatly it dropd @ abt 6pm.am sur mr.pro wud av gone in for dat one..kudos man.

Am goin to fund mine on monday but my problm is if acess bank can be used to transfer funds to BOM..its getin beta evryday (i gues).My approach of the market is pretty simple:
1.comon sense-jst pure reasonin.
2. checking up on d most recent news on bbc and cnn.
3.analys the intraday prices prevalent in d market.
I Was so sure eu was goin to fal afta 2hrs (on thursday) so i placed a bet @1.2958 at 7:10pm. It rises expectedly widin som minutes and i placed my bets in d folowin procedures:
1.2959 @18:12 fr 2hrs
1.296 @18:14(twice) 2hrs
1.2963@18:16 2hrs...was unabl to chek it yestady but wen i did earlia today it was all a success..so this wik i won on 6atempts loss 1.

I stil beliv if not for som infectios advic mr ben got earlia in diz thread tinz wudnt av resulted in2 dz..anywy am determind to push tru cos i wana fish..made 100dols on my demo acc 2days bak but lost mor dan 500dols today n dat widin 30mins...afta careful analysis of the intraday prices i realisd ow wrng i was cos eur/usd wud definitly fal but not widin a short tf as i predicted..anywy big-ups to mr pro, mr ben and odas kipin d thread aliv...

What we need from these mugus are pretty simpu-gd road network, good policy framewrk and its proper implementation, electricty-and the rest will fall into place. Instead they keep promising us their mot.hers' heads..abeg Bleep dem all.

@limitbreka: and wat hapens to our 'busines' wen d master goes awy cos he wnt b here fr eva..ow do we ensur we continu to kip our nets fild wt fishes? Abt doz dat sed mobil browsa is usable in bom, hw do u min?..how can one mak informd predction wit a mobil browser fon( e.g nokia c3)..i min hw do u analys d mrket? How do u employ d difrent strategiz to kno if u ar to go rise/fall? Can som1 pls say somtin?

I tink tins shud b put in proper perspectivs here bfor ds thread crashes out...mr ben much respct but dnt u tink its rather too early to ask for such amt..der are oda mins lik 2go, whatsapp dat can also meet our demand of timelines..and mayb dependin on d succes of ur alert we myt hapily spare a percentag in2 ur a/c.abi?

Haba! Oga Bendazum..u tink he is d only one wt such a prob? Wel we full ground o..me am a complet newb abeg groom us on how to fsh..i want to learn how it works, pls teach me.my no is 08131638899 abeg sombdy anybdy evrybdy help a man in sirios nid..

@onye: face your front abeg! You are derailin this thread.

@onye..mayb, if sirios issues lik ds sound romantc2 ur earz dn i wonda ow romanc itsef wud mak u feel, mass(iv).turbatn?

@alj..dont mind okija d dude's tryn 2liv up2 hs chauvinstic lyfstyl as usual. As 4d vice, huh, wel i av litu2 say jst as he has litu chanc of rulin d country.jst wsh he realis dat nt evry ambitios person(s) can b lik abraham lincolns of ds world..
And abt 2015 electn..i forsee a vry helthy competitv rivalriz amng d vry best politicians in d likes of fashola, rochas n so on.as fr me i wnt align sentimentaly along ethnic viuz; ma vot wud b fr d best.

Ma felo nairalanders mak i no lie..deceptns asyd, d best rd so far in d whol of d country is d one built by d colonial master-3rd mainland brigd...am yet2 c a formidabu rd(s) built by any past n presnt adminstratn dat can bit dt.chekina!!

@harem..am frm imo stat n ohaji/egbema precisly n i can tel u so afirmativly dat we ar ibo2 d core..i no u ar referin 2 areas lik etekuru, assa, awara, obitin n odas al in oh/egb lg..ds areas spel d boundry btw imo n rivaz.

Av taken tym2 rid d vius xpresd by so mny NLs here, n afta listnin2 d likes of ded n co i tend2 dsagree wt d stands of som critcs lik dede, i dnt c anytin wrng wt borowin if der is huge infrastructural devt2 sho fr it, d pricipl of economcs is useles if d ordinary man dos nt feel its impct in hs evryday activitz. Or tel me d minin of corelatin recurnt&capital spndin/ dev if d ordinry farma in ohaji lg find it dficult movin hs farm produc to oweri n oda part of d state,

Afta critical evaluatn of d coments goten dus far i can deduc dat r problm isnt dat d nort/sout want2 brk awy frm each oda bt r main prblm haz bn simply GUD GOVRNANC (I.M.O).

Hmmm, funy dude! N it cud only get mor funia2 no dat dz dude, t.a orji, is lik a round peg dat wl neva fit in2 a squar hole of a 'gd politician/leada',

Hmmm, funy dude! N it cud only get mor funia2 no dat dz dude, t.a orji, is lik a round peg dat wl neva fit in2 a squar hole of a 'gd politician/leada',

To me o setin trapz ar d best strategiz 2 used wen apraisin a relatnship esp if ur hrt is truly skewd 2wrd d persn, so dat bn sed, i personaly set traps fr my grl @evry oportunity i see n lucky fr ha she alwys comz out unhurt.damn! dr z somfin abt fat gurl mahnnn.

@jeryben, m very mch interested my no is 08093608077

@akuboy, frm ur defntn of a nation, one can readily conclud dat no nation is worthy of bn cald 'a nation' as iz jst a few nations( or non sef) dat can b sed2 shar sam cultur, lang, religion e.t.c, so y blame 9geria? Lol, iz funy som of us jst canot say somfin gud abt r country. Mak me wonda if som of us av r DNA coded wt anti-nigeria.

@emmke, u mst b high on coc or som oda dangros substanc n daz surly getin in2 ur tick dry empty skul, u no notin abt d iboz, so y nt shut d crapz cos d mor u kip pryin on d issuez d mor ur mpty skul revils it drynes, n fr d record durin d period of biafra, we d ibos invented r own mid-air flyin aircrafts, local rifles n so many odas @nnewi.and if a genocide shud tak plac i wud personaly wipe ur blak-neck-sory arse off frst. PUNK!!