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The "late" Alamieyeseigha....sigh.

Make sure you ask for a signed receipt. If there is a defect in the "product", store policy is that you are only entitled to a refund if you can present your receipt.

Happy "23rd" Birthday, Davido

Muslims pretending to be Christians so they can rob Christians? Is this the new tactic and will it be put to use in terrorist operations?

swagaholic:
Op ah agree with u totally, he is, but in d South West tho.... down south south tinubu ain't worth my poo our brothers down South West have always been slaves, in Niger delta we don't have any political godfather

In 1979,1983,1999,2003,2007 and 2011, the South-South and the North had identical voting patterns. It was only in 2015 that a strategic re-alingnment saw the North and the South-West join forces for the very first time in this country's history.

Pls, does anyone have any pics or web-links of Genny in a bikini? I need them to complete my Genny collection..

Beauty and the Beast.....

So you "pooped" the question to your then fiancee and now potential whistle-blower? I don't feel sorry for you in any way whatsoever.
You enjoyed the privileges.So pay the f**king consequences! Now it is time to face the other side of the coin and you're shivering like a he-goat who sees his owner sharpening a knife.
Be a man and face your self-inflicted sorrows on your own.

GoldStandard:
Nairaland and its daily unending drama

Someone who types like a retard, is claiming she was seeking for attention and another 'Albert Einstein' claims the pretty ladies achievement is a mean feat that can be achieved by an average Joe at a certain UK Uni....

A 'congrats' or 'kudos' could have sufficed to save yourselves this embarrassing tantrums and petty fights!

I tire for Nairlanders O! They will find fault in anything NO MATTER HOW GOOD! If Jesus walks on water, Nairalanders will say it's because he can't swim!

olatunjin:
Common sense is not common grow up guy

Don't mind the jobless idiot. He think say na naija she dey.

My name is Elvis. She's my wife.

Lasisi69 over to you...

Mr. Barcanista, this is a master-class on investigative journalism and intelligent analysis. May you be ever blessed for this.

You cannot deny that Mohammed was a warlord. He led many battles. Jesus never did that. Jesus said that his kingdom is not of this world. A huge difference between Islam and Christianity is that Islam is also political. Jesus subordinated himself. He said that we should give the king what belongs to him (tax) and God what belongs to God. He also taught us to just go away if someone doesn't want to listen to his message (Matthew 10:14) not to kill them! YOU HAVE TO CHECK THE SOURCE! If Mohammed had been a very peaceful and kind man, who never killed, I would be fine wit him. Then I would willingly say that people misunderstand Islam. Muhammed is an example for all Muslims and I think that's where the problem lies. Here are some more differences between the two: Jesus healed the blind (Luke 18:35) - Mohammed took the eyesight (Sahih Bukhari vol. 8, p. 520). Jesus healed crippled hands (Matthew 12:10) Mohammed cut off hands (Sahih Bukhari vol. 8, p. 520) Jesus forgave his enemies (Luke 23:43) Mohammed killed them (Sahih Bukhari vol. 5, p. 248). Jesus was kind to the adulteress, Mohammed stoned her (Hadith 17, Nro. 4206). And the most important difference: Jesus died for sinners to show what love is and he took all our sins with him on that cross but Mohammed killed for his Religion to become bigger. I love Muslims because Jesus taught me to do so. And I really believe that there are a lot of Muslims who want peace. But Taqiyya makes it very hard for me to trust them.

benega:
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Taliban r@pe suicide bomber before sending for attack
By KHAAMA PRESS - Sun Apr 26 2015, 3:27 pm
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National Directorate of Security (NDS) – Afghanistan’s intelligence agency – has arrested a would-be suicide bomber who says he was gang-r@ped by Taliban commanders before sending him out for a suicide attack.
A statement issued Sunday by NDS states that the victim of the g@ng-rape planned to carry out a suicide attack on the police headquarters of Bagrami District of Kabul but he was arrested before he could reach to his target.
According to NDS statement r@pe cases are not unusual within the ranks of Taliban and Haqani network.

Bilal, the r@pe victim-turned suicide bomber has told NDS that he was gang-r@ped by Taliban commanders Muzamil, Hijrat alias Abuzar, Tahir and Hanzila in Bati Kot District of eastern Nangarhar province and then sent for a suicide attack.

Bilal narrates his rape story in a video released by NDS.
He says he was r@ped by a Taliban commander which was followed by another r@pe.

“Abuzar r@ped me. He closed my mouth, opened my trouser and r@ped me”, Abduzar said.

Bilal said after this he went home but when returned he faced the same again. This time it was not by a Taliban commander but another fellow suicide bomber.

“Another Abuzar, Tahir Abuzar who is now a suicide bomber r@ped me” he said.

Bilal added that after the r@pe he was told by Tahir Abuzar to carry out suicide attack for washing off sins.

“He told me to go and carry out suicide attack for washing off sins.” he said.

NDS statements usually do not contain the exact date of the achievement but they come after recent activities.

Last year a group of Taliban gang-raped cows in Joram District of Badakhshan province

You cannot deny that Mohammed was a warlord. He led many battles. Jesus never did that. Jesus said that his kingdom is not of this world. A huge difference between Islam and Christianity is that Islam is also political. Jesus subordinated himself. He said that we should give the king what belongs to him (tax) and God what belongs to God. He also taught us to just go away if someone doesn't want to listen to his message (Matthew 10:14) not to kill them! YOU HAVE TO CHECK THE SOURCE! If Mohammed had been a very peaceful and kind man, who never killed, I would be fine wit him. Then I would willingly say that people misunderstand Islam. Muhammed is an example for all Muslims and I think that's where the problem lies. Here are some more differences between the two: Jesus healed the blind (Luke 18:35) - Mohammed took the eyesight (Sahih Bukhari vol. 8, p. 520). Jesus healed crippled hands (Matthew 12:10) Mohammed cut off hands (Sahih Bukhari vol. 8, p. 520) Jesus forgave his enemies (Luke 23:43) Mohammed killed them (Sahih Bukhari vol. 5, p. 248). Jesus was kind to the adulteress, Mohammed stoned her (Hadith 17, Nro. 4206). And the most important difference: Jesus died for sinners to show what love is and he took all our sins with him on that cross but Mohammed killed for his Religion to become bigger. I love Muslims because Jesus taught me to do so. And I really belive that there are a lot of Muslims who want peace. But Taqiyya makes it very hard for me to trust them.

[color=#990000][/color]Cc: lalasticlala please share this excerpt from Wikipedia's page on age cheating:

"Not everybody was pleased by the introduction of MRI, Nigeria had lost 15 players after they were proven to be over-age. Nigeria's Football Federation President Sani Lulu said: "I’ll not use the MRI to disqualify my players."He felt that FIFA had sprung their decision to use MRI upon the nations."

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_fraud_in_association_football

Again, I'm staggered at how unreasonable and ignorant Nigerians are.
FIFA DID NOT make the MRI tests mandatory for its members. It was merely put forward as a suggestion at FIFA's Annual Congress in 2009.
And FIFA does not conduct MRI scans at youth tournaments because it is assumed that the associations who make up FIFA's membership have already carried out the tests themselves without being prompted to do so.
Remember that in 2009, the MRI test was conducted BEFORE and not DURING Nigeria 2009, and it was the Nigerian Football Asssociation who carried out the MRI test not FIFA.
That probably explains Taiwo Ogunjobi's reaction when Adokiye Amasiemeka came out with his revelation about Fortune Chukwudi. I remember that instead of coming out and calling Adokiye a liar, Ogunjobi as the FA spokesman merely accused him of being unpatriotic.
So there's more to Nigeria's success in the MRI era than meets the eye.
Cc: lalasticlala; seun; make sure my comment gets maximum attention.

Brazil has won the U-17 World Cup 3 times and has won the REAL World Cup 5 times.
Nigeria has NEVER gone beyond the 2nd round of the REAL World Cup, but has won the SCHOOLBOY World Cup 5 times.
Germany and Italy have never won the SCHOOLBOY World Cup, yet they've both won the REAL World Cup 4 times.

I'm now convinced more than ever that Nigerians are there own worst enemies.
Self criticism and the ability to be honest with one's self are qualities which are encouraged elsewhere but looked upon with animosity and suspicion in Nigeria.
As far as I'm concerned, the author of "Papa Eaglets" may not have the answers to Nigeria's age cheating problem, but unlike the author of this idiotic rebuttal he is at least asking the right questions.

19 year old Adnan Januszaj (European) and 17 year old Joseph Minala (African)

tommyken:
what is wrong with you, are you normal.must everything be END TIME

Don't mind him. He behaves like a toddler who has just picked up a new phrase.

Not bad. But realistically speaking, public office holders should not expect to be celebrated for simply doing their jobs.

Rossikk:
[size=15pt]TELL THE GOVERNOR HE'S A BASTARD AND A CRIMINAL. WHERE ARE PEDESTRIANS SUPPOSED TO WALK ALONG THIS PRIMITIVE SO CALLED ROAD? WHY ARE THE DRAINS NOT COVERED?

ANIMAL IN HUMAN SKIN CLAIMING TO BE A GOVERNOR![/size]

Na Wa O! So it's now become impossible to have a civil discussion, with CIVIL language between grown-ups on Nairaland.
Politics has poisoned our souls, what a shame.

kilode100:
Guy, fashi her and come to me jawe ..
Wetin sef?


The truth is that she broke up with that guy, gave you a chance but you couldn't, hit her center of gravity wella...
You no sabi fcvk Bros.. Even if the woman na Angel, she still needs serious throbbing for down below.

Not to worry Uncle., I fit teach you how do to am and any woman you handle afterwards, won't let go.

God is with you.

You be proper clown, abeg chop knuckle

Obiano, the man with 4 hearts.

free2ryhme:
Nigeria will end boko haram

Boko Haram will end Nigeria

PappyMason:
I blame that barren hippy, Angela Merkel. She is responsible for encouraging this uncontrolled migration which is nothing but an invasion.
If Merkel had not bullied other smaller European countries like Hungary to open their borders to these invaders and promised better living for these muslim barbarians at the detriment of her own German people all this would not have happened.

This is why we should never allow women to occupy position of president. They can be ministers and what not but never should they be given the position of commander n chief.

Women have no concept of borders. To them borders are vague. It isn't their fault it is how God made them. After all a woman will assume the identity and culture of her husband. This is why they don't understand the concept of borders. Also, you don't entrust the protection of borders to women since they are never involved in the process of drawing up a border in the first place. This is a task meant for men so it is only natural that men can enforce borders and protect cultures.


See the daughter of a preacher who grew up in austere east Germany as a young nudist hippy.

[img]http://theslnaturist.files./2014/11/dbt1gdp.jpg[/img]

This slut just like her fellow feminist have this crush on islam in spite of all they have heard about how women are treated in the Muslim world.

The one in the middle is kind of cute..

Harbioollah:
Before you all start making hasty conclusions, the perpetrators of the attack are still unknown.

But if by chance, the attack is blamed on Muslims, especially since the Charlie Hebdo attack, then i will seriously pray for the muslims of Paris.

You're a slowpoke and an idiot. Pray for the perpetrators and not the victims? What kind of idiot logic is that?