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Daaaamn Niggar, this lalasticlala is a real nigaaar meeen

Exactly what I want to ask

pally212:
Abeg no vex wetin u d use used ATM do?

100% agreed. Destiny Stop torturing yourself and restricting blood circulation. Just take the shorts off and be healthy, then come back and share pictorial evidence of your health improvement.

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It's also the Arewa way

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Kestolove:
I wanted to insult her but wen I saw her name i just fashi, na dia way

All these village girls that want to trend by force

2000 naira per audio hour? Is anyone that desperate in Nigeria?

Deeroyalkleen00:
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MelesZenawi the speaker of stupidity will be quiet when he hears this

So you want to compare yourself with bad examples? At least France make up for their failure in club football by their national team's performance.

Etinosa1234:
When last France win their own?

That is a blatant lie. The NIN form doesn't even have any provision for foreigners other than those who have naturalised or acquired citizenship by marriage.
Why are there so many fools and liars on this forum?

Kestolove:
A non citizen can get nin all u HV to do is to tell dem at the point of registration dat u not nigerian md d official will indicate it on d slip

You mean this Luke Shaw? Please lay off the weed in 2021

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hustla:
Lol you probably live in your own world

Go on twitter and search for tweets about when Shaw got injured recently.

People were literally begging him not to come back so we can enjoy decent football from a LB

Even a 2 year old man utd fan knows the importance of Bruno Fernandes to our team.
What I mean about Luke Shaw is that he is our best fullback when going forward and he has really raised his game in the last 4 to 5 weeks.

hustla:
Luke Shaw is what? Lmao

Remove Bruno from that team and we are 18th on the log

I wonder o! I was just nodding in agreement until he mentioned Luke Shaw. Luke Shaw who is one of the main reasons why we're number one right now.

hermesprogidy:
Luke Shaw? Are you speaking from 2018 or did an angry soldier hit your head with an iron rod?

Nigerian football is a joke, like Nigerian politics.

A country where no club has won any continental title for over 16 years since 2004.

We're still waiting for your previous prophecies to come to pass

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Nobody wants to lower their standard by dating someone with your type of name. Your name is exactly the same as a street beggar.

Sadiqali24:
I met a lady yesterday......
Ask her for her digits which she obliged....
Fast forward to today.....
I called twice and she didn't pick...
Waited for about 10hrs and I called again but no answer...
I just deleted the number...

Why wasn't she straight and say look... I can't give you my number
Women and their ways... They can never change.

Does this one even know what he's saying? Albert Einstein's theory of relativity practically changed everything that the world understood about physics and science in general. You wouldn't be holding your smartphone if it wasn't for him.

honeybadgerX:
Haha, at her age Einstein was just an average kid ooo, nobody knew him and there was nothing special about him until when he finished from Poly and Got that low paying Job , Trust me if not for the adversary Einstein faced at his adult age no one will know him, Congrats Girl This is Excellence at its peak

The expired weed you are smoking is finally beginning to deplete what little brain cells you possess.

YorubaKinging:
The end is near

this is my last post

the year 2021 will be full of surprises

the fall of America and the rise of Europe

don't travel to America

her time has gone , her time for punishment has come.

When hustle pass book

So allah is in charge of repairing Bubu's tattered reputation which is more important than saving the lives of innocent citizens? When did allah become an employee of BMC?
Nigeria will disintegrate wether or not allah likes it.

Patrioticman007:
What a new reality under this dispensation, Bandits & Boko boys attacking soft targets at will. May Allah give PMB the wisdom to turn things around, for Nigeria's enemies will always be sad.

One of Islam’s premiere Muslim commentators, al-Qurtubi, enumerates the privileges Allah gave Muhammad. The following is taken from the Commentary of al-Qurtubi on Surah 33:50. All bold and capital emphasis ours.

And any believing woman who dedicates herself to the Prophet if the Prophet wishes to wed (Nikah) her; this only for thee, and not for the Believers (at large).

As for what was granted and made lawful (by Allah) to the prophet –pbuh– they are 16 issues:-

First: To be fair with the spoils.

Second: To (forcefully) take a fifth of a fifth or just a fifth (of the spoils of war).

Third: "Al Wisal" (Dimitrius- the fast or fasting. This usually refers to fasting or abstaining from food.)

Fourth: To take more than four women.

Fifth: To marry, "Yas-tan-kih" (or have sexual intercourse), with a woman who dedicates herself to the prophet).

Sixth: To marry, "Yas-tan-kih," (or have sexual intercourse)without the presence (or permission) of a legal guardian.

Seventh: To marry, "Yas-tan-kih," without a dowry.

Eighth: To marry (and have intercourse) during a state of ritual consecration and purification.

Ninth: The annulment of an oath he may make to his wives.

Tenth: If Muhammad looks at a woman (and desires her) THEN IT IS NECESSARY FOR HER HUSBAND TO DIVORCE HER AND FOR MUHAMMAD TO MARRY HER.

Ibn Al A’raby said, "This is what the servant of the two holy mosques has also said, as was clear to the scholars FROM THE STORY OF ZAID which also had this meaning."

Eleventh: That the prophet released Safiyyah (from her captured status) and he considered her release as her dowry.

Twelfth: To enter Mecca without being in a state of ritual purification.

Thirteenth: To fight in Mecca.

Fourteenth: That he is not inherited by anyone at all. This was mentioned in the oath of absolution for when a man approaches death due to illness, most of his possessions are taken away, so that he does not have more than a third left for him. But the possessions of the prophet remained for him, as is evidenced in the verse of inheritance and in Surat Mariam.

Fifteenth: His marriage is still considered effective after his death.

Sixteenth: If he divorces a woman she remains prohibited to everyone and may not be married, "Nikah," to someone else.
"Yas-tan-kih" comes from the word "Yan’kah." For it is said in different forms "Nakaha" and "Istan-kaha" just as it is said "Ajab" and "Ista-jab"… It is permissible to use the word, "Istan-kaha," to mean one whom requests marriage or one who requests sexual intercourse.

Original Arabic text:

وَأَمَّا مَا أُحِلَّ لَهُ صَلَّى اللَّه عَلَيْهِ وَسَلَّمَ فَجُمْلَته سِتَّة عَشَرَ : الْأَوَّل : صَفِيّ الْمَغْنَم . الثَّانِي : الِاسْتِبْدَاد بِخُمُسِ الْخُمُس أَوْ الْخُمُس . الثَّالِث : الْوِصَال . الرَّابِع : الزِّيَادَة عَلَى أَرْبَع نِسْوَة . الْخَامِس : النِّكَاح بِلَفْظِ الْهِبَة . السَّادِس : النِّكَاح بِغَيْرِ وَلِيّ . السَّابِع : النِّكَاح بِغَيْرِ صَدَاق . الثَّامِن : نِكَاحه فِي حَالَة الْإِحْرَام . التَّاسِع : سُقُوط الْقَسْم بَيْن الْأَزْوَاج عَنْهُ , وَسَيَأْتِي . الْعَاشِر : إِذَا وَقَعَ بَصَره عَلَى اِمْرَأَة وَجَبَ عَلَى زَوْجهَا طَلَاقهَا , وَحَلَّ لَهُ نِكَاحهَا . قَالَ اِبْن الْعَرَبِيّ : هَكَذَا قَالَ إِمَام الْحَرَمَيْنِ , وَقَدْ مَضَى مَا لِلْعُلَمَاءِ فِي قِصَّة زَيْد مِنْ هَذَا الْمَعْنَى . الْحَادِيَ عَشَرَ : أَنَّهُ أَعْتَقَ صَفِيَّة وَجَعَلَ عِتْقهَا صَدَاقهَا . الثَّانِي عَشَرَ : دُخُول مَكَّة بِغَيْرِ إِحْرَام , وَفِي حَقّنَا فِيهِ اِخْتِلَاف . الثَّالِث عَشَر : الْقِتَال بِمَكَّة . الرَّابِع عَشَر : أَنَّهُ لَا يُورَث . وَإِنَّمَا ذُكِرَ هَذَا فِي قِسْم التَّحْلِيل لِأَنَّ الرَّجُل إِذَا قَارَبَ الْمَوْت بِالْمَرَضِ زَالَ عَنْهُ أَكْثَرُ مِلْكه , وَلَمْ يَبْقَ لَهُ إِلَّا الثُّلُث خَالِصًا , وَبَقِيَ مِلْك رَسُول اللَّه صَلَّى اللَّه عَلَيْهِ وَسَلَّمَ عَلَى مَا تَقَرَّرَ بَيَانه فِي آيَة الْمَوَارِيث , وَسُورَة " مَرْيَم " بَيَانه أَيْضًا . الْخَامِسَة عَشَر : بَقَاء زَوْجِيَّته مِنْ بَعْد الْمَوْت . السَّادِس عَشَر : إِذَا طَلَّقَ اِمْرَأَة تَبْقَى حُرْمَته عَلَيْهَا فَلَا تُنْكَح .

" أَنْ يَسْتَنْكِحهَا " أَيْ يَنْكِحهَا , يُقَال : نَكَحَ وَاسْتَنْكَحَ , مِثْل عَجِبَ وَاسْتَعْجَبَ , وَعَجِلَ وَاسْتَعْجَلَ . وَيَجُوز أَنْ يَرِد الِاسْتِنْكَاح بِمَعْنَى طَلَب النِّكَاح , أَوْ طَلَب الْوَطْء .

You mean the OBJ who wiped off Nigeria's massive debt? The one who created the infrastructure for GSM and Broadband internet penetration? The man who met the price of oil at 15 dollars a barrell but didn't over borrow money at ridiculous rates of interest from greedy private creditors?

Are you talking about the Buhari who led Nigeria into one recession and is leading us into a second one?

The Buhari who has increased Nigeria's debt to nearly 100 billion dollars (the worst in the countries history)?

The Buhari under whose incompetent watch insecurity and criminality has flourished?

BabaOwen:
As for me, he has performed more better than OBJ, yaradua and GEJ in terms of building infrastructure.

I can NEVER NEVER NEVER kill myself over a ho!

I would have said more but I can see Simpdetector is browsing this thread, so let me allow somebody with expert knowledge to school y'all on how to avoid becoming a simp.

Well, it's a combination of security consciousness and primitive superstition.

The number of crazy people in Islam are more than all the other religions of the world combined.
Yesterday Boko Haram decided to wish Christians a merry Christmas in their own special way by attacking several Christian communities.
A Christian girl Leah Sharibu is still being held captive by muslims after more than 2 years for refusing to renounce her faith.

You probably can't mention a single incident of Christians kidnapping muslim girls and using rape as instrument of religious conversion the way muslims do to young Christian girls.

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Kaduna1stson:
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LegendHero:
Errrm, I know a lot of hypocrites will be on this thread showcasing their hate for the religion instead of those individual Muslims attacking Salah.

Below is where you fellow Biafrans are condemning BBC Igbo Facebook page for wishing Igbo Muslims Happy Eid.

Crazy and intolerant people are in both religion so stop making it seems like it’s a Muslim thing.