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Foreign Affairs / Re: Havard Medical School Morgue Manager Accused Of Selling Body Parts (Pictures) by tubolancer(m): 5:15pm On Jun 15, 2023
incandescentena:
Read through the post before you come and start commenting about the activities of the real SW miners whom are still leaning work from their slave masters abroad.


I wonder what goes on in the morgue in that region of S W of Nigeria
Ode ni e, you have not removed the log in your eyes, you are shouting Southwest, you all know about the Southwest situation because the people raise alarm and didn't condole it, did you know the kind of ritual format going on in the Southeast, if I tell you, certainly you will denied it.

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Crime / Re: White Lady Who Killed Nigerian Mum Of 4 In Florida Appears In Court (Pics/video) by tubolancer(m): 12:18pm On Jun 15, 2023
virginchaser:
Simple solution was to relocate to another apartment since there were repeated issues with the family. Always avoid toxic neighbors. This doesn't present you as coward.
This exactly what I told my wife when we saw the news, moreover Ajike should have taken her children inside instead of going the extra mile to confront the woman, the woman is also white and you know how racial discrimination is much in America.

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Politics / Re: Fulanis Were Successful Invaders/conquerors Of West/Central Africa by tubolancer(m): 9:52pm On Jun 14, 2023
Ogene001:

Is Saraki a Yoruba name? And the shitty oba yo mentioned is he not under the emir? Meanwhile why are you fraudulently claiming that emir of Ilorin is yoruba?
Saraki is an eze name.
Politics / Re: Fulanis Were Successful Invaders/conquerors Of West/Central Africa by tubolancer(m): 9:50pm On Jun 14, 2023
Ogene001:

Which Igbos? Fulani have written about their conquest of Ilorin severally.
Ilorin not entire Yorubaland, Ilorin is one of the millions tribe and cities in Yorubaland. Are you people wise at all?
Politics / Re: Fulanis Were Successful Invaders/conquerors Of West/Central Africa by tubolancer(m): 9:41pm On Jun 14, 2023
Ogene001:

So ilorin is not yorubaland?
So Igbo believed they conquered Yorubaland. So they occupied Ondo, Abeokuta, Osun, Akure, Ilesha e.tc Even during the invasion by the Fulanis, some Yorubas town supported them because they also want to be free from excessive taxation by their Obas.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Suspends Abdulrasheed Bawa As EFCC Boss by tubolancer(m): 8:29pm On Jun 14, 2023
TermuxDarkWeb:
Nonsense. This man is crossing his bandry, first it was the innocent CBN Governor Godwin Emefiele and is EFCC chairman. He's creating Lifetime enemies, but it will surely hit him hard. Am not surprised it's government of Yourba he wants to fix only Yourba Muslims in higher positions. NONSENSE
Shut your mouth and follow instructions.
Politics / Re: Fulanis Were Successful Invaders/conquerors Of West/Central Africa by tubolancer(m): 7:44pm On Jun 14, 2023
Tifnubudrugs:
The only people that successfully conquered a tribe in modern times and still rules them till date!

Illorin is not Fulani land but Fulanis are ruling it. That's a classic example of conquering!

But it's not as if Fulanis are invincible because the Tivs chased them away in the 19th century. The Balakas of CAR also chased them away.
Point of correction, they never conquer Yorubaland, you Easterners always talk about conquering a Yorubaland, they took part of Kwara not Yorubaland and this was possible because the Yorubas were fighting themselves, Ekiti and Ibadan and other Yoruba tribes.
Politics / Re: The Reality Of Nigeria Is That Lagos Is Indeed No Mans Land by tubolancer(m): 2:35pm On Jun 14, 2023
gidgiddy:
"One Nigeria" means that we all own the land

"One Nigeria" means that everywhere in Nigeria is no 'mans land' for all Nigerians

"One Nigeria" means that we all have equal rights everywhere in Nigeria including Lagos

"One Nigeria" means that you have no special Status over any other Nigerian, even where you are indigenous to

Now if you dont like any of this, or you choose to start enacting laws to give indigenes special status over non indigenes, you must first renounce and condemn "one Nigeria"

You cannot eat your cake and have it, there is either 'one Nigeria' where every Nigerians owns the land, or there is no 'one Nigeria', where you can own your land, including Lagos

Make your choice, but dont be a hypocrite and claim both.
If you say one Nigeria and other jabs, why did you prevent traders from opening their markets on Monday?

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Romance / Re: Lady Tells Detailed Story Of Best Sex She's Ever Had by tubolancer(m): 5:58am On Jun 13, 2023
tonywonder:


There are Women who are nymphomaniac (sex addicts). How do you deal with one if you get married to any?
Be doing your own, let other men be doing their own.
Politics / Re: Assistant Director IPPIS Suspended For Salary Padding by tubolancer(m): 6:17pm On Jun 12, 2023
lonecatt:
he is installing his own people ahead for more cleansing of the treasury.
he cannot thief lagos and become saint overnight.
Enemy of Nigeria, we know you.

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Politics / Re: In This Nigeria, Peter Obi Is My Own Jesus Christ - Charly Boy (Photo) by tubolancer(m): 6:54am On Jun 12, 2023
VinnyBaba:


Peter Obi is Jesus Christ

Peter Obi is MY OWN Jesus Christ.....

U See the Difference? 😏

Most of you APC Agbadorian goons should Try dey Reason well na. 😔😕😒
Something dey worry you, he can mention millions of name, why calling the name JESUS.
Travel / Re: Train Crushes Army Sergeant Jidean Samson On Motorcycle In Lagos by tubolancer(m): 2:43pm On Jun 09, 2023
Pierohandsome:
I think there must be a blood sucking demon along rail lines. Because I do not believe that somebody in his right frame of mind will see a train coming and will decide to cross the rail at the same time
The name of the demon is impatience.
Family / Re: My Girl Is Stressing Me. What Should I Do Please? (photo) by tubolancer(m): 2:40pm On Jun 09, 2023
You are over twenty years old, why are you doing this to yourself.
Politics / Re: 800 Petrol Tankers Converted To Supply Gas – Marketers by tubolancer(m): 2:38pm On Jun 09, 2023
Ofunaofu:


What did the notorious Narcotic drug trafficker engaging in criminal state capture do

Why did he oppose to its removal during Goodluck Jonathan regime
You take the bull by the horn and write your name in history.
Politics / Re: 10 Benefits Of 2023 Electricity Act Bill Signed By President Tinubu by tubolancer(m): 2:35pm On Jun 09, 2023
KingLennon:
Which benefits? Nothing good can come out from this government. Those laws are only beneficial to them. Why not tell us that we will enjoy atleast 15 hours constant electricity every day? sad
Government is no longer giving you electricity, find your level with any private companies generating electricity. Government will regulate them.

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Politics / Re: Caption This Recent Photo Of Ortom And Tinubu by tubolancer(m): 7:30am On Jun 09, 2023
VinnyBaba:


Ortom is an 'Anywhere Belle Face' Man. undecided

He lacks Strong Principles, a normal politician should have.😔

He is like those Yoruba Agbo seller Girls that allows every Paul, Chinedu, Mohammed, etc. to Fcvk them. 😒
How many have you fcvk?
Crime / Re: Tinubu Is 96, Turns 100 In The Next Four Years by tubolancer(m): 8:27pm On Jun 08, 2023
Baba Tinubu, how are you?
Romance / Re: I Have Lost My Erection by tubolancer(m): 7:42pm On Jun 08, 2023
It happened to me before, it was a very serious case. Run from any sugary thing, Coke, Pepsi by now should be your enemies, run from brothel and anyhow girl, seek help.....

Let me share my testimony, some years back, I suddenly lost my erection, it couldn't stand very well, and it was so weak my girlfriend (now my wife )complained seriously unknown to her, I have many girlfriends and also visits brothel sometime, I masturbated too, I just have this high, uncontrolled libido then I was in my twenties then suddenly everything came to an end when I lost my J.T. It was as if everything was taken from me, so my girlfriend told me that I should inform my mom.
My mom had an elderly man whom she confided with, so I went to visit the old man. I spent only N250 for some herbs. When I took the herb, it wasn't bitter at all, my J.T stand gidigba. I have never felt like that since I was born.
And till today, my erection is still fantastic and strong.
I have a friend who had similar problem, all of a sudden he started blaming his girlfriend that she has infected him with diabolical disease, the day he took the herb that was the last time he had weak erection.
The problem is that baba has died and I didn't know the name of the herbs. Go and see elders may be they will help you with herbs that can flush these thing from your body.
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man In Shock After Discovering "Rare" Red Magnetic Stones (pics/video) by tubolancer(m): 7:13pm On Jun 08, 2023
Congrats! You are now a millionaire.
Crime / Re: Just Lost My 200k by tubolancer(m): 10:22am On Jun 03, 2023
Ezkid:


Thanks so much sir, I'm selling the little things I have

Thank God is my sister money as someone pointed out.

I'm working assiduously to pay at least half before she started knocking... May God help me. I'm totally confused and frustrated.
Be strong and confronts your problem, life is not a rollercoaster.
Foreign Affairs / Re: US Secretary Of State Blinken Said Russia Claimed It Had The 2nd-best Military I by tubolancer(m): 7:39pm On Jun 02, 2023
thedio:
Blinken said in a speech on Friday that Russia's invasion of Ukraine is a "strategic failure."

Blinken said Russia is "significantly worse off today than it was before the full-scale invasion."

"Today, many see Russia's military as the second strongest in Ukraine," he said.

US Secretary of State Antony Blinken criticized the Kremlin's military on Friday, saying Russia is "significantly worse off today than it was before the full-scale invasion" of Ukraine in February 2022.

"The Kremlin often claimed it had the second strongest military in the world — and many believed it," Blinken said in a speech in Helsinki, Finland. "Today, many see Russia's military as the second strongest in Ukraine."

In the speech, Blinken called Russia's war against Ukraine a "strategic failure" that had diminished "Russia's military, economic and diplomatic power, and its influence for years to come."

Russia's invasion of Ukraine has caused staggering losses to Ukrainian citizens, Ukrainian troops — and its own military. Even the leader of the Wagner mercenary group helping Russia's army has complained about a lack of support and ammo on the frontlines.

While Blinken called for a stronger Ukraine and peace between the two countries, he rejected calls for a cease-fire while Russia controls the land it grabbed in eastern Ukraine.

"It would legitimize Russia's land grab," Blinken said. "It would reward the aggressor and punish the victim."

Russia is currently facing an onslaught of counterattacks. UK intel said on Friday that Russia struggling between using its resources to fight in Ukraine or against small-scale militant attacks within its own borders.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/us-secretary-state-blinken-said-150900803.html
This country, I mean the United States is a very intelligent country.
Politics / Re: I Will Never Call Tinubu ‘My President’ – Tunde Bakare by tubolancer(m): 8:29am On May 28, 2023
His personal opinion and decision.
Career / Re: My Senior Colleague Stole My Money In The Office by tubolancer(m): 1:49pm On May 22, 2023
Keep your money safe, and accept your loss. Move on with your life.
Politics / Re: The Moment Pa Lamidi Apapa Cursed An Obidient For Removing Cap From His Head by tubolancer(m): 9:06pm On May 17, 2023
LadyRosa2:
undecided

Lol...
A cursed old man proclaiming a curse on another?
Baba wey expose him unclothedness for children will soon have kids playing with his brokor'su!

Such curses have no effect.

Old man wey disgrace himself like this is even under a curse.
It has effect that is why it is called a curse
Romance / Re: Why I'm Scared To Get Married by tubolancer(m): 2:40pm On May 17, 2023
Kingsley123456:
I will go straight to the point.....
I've not dated a faithful lady since I started dating and I've dated up to 6 different ladies aside from Shop and clean mouth).

My girlfriend which I thought I will at least manage to settle down with was cooking for me 2days ago and I took her phone went straight to WhatsApp and telegram to see chats. One was wooing her and she's responding normally, no iota of restrain in the chats and another was inviting her over and she said, sure, she will come.

I dropped the phone immediately , I was still thinking of where to start with her when I received a call from work and I had to leave, I message her while I was at work and asked her while she's doing all these to me, as usual she claimed they are platonic friends and nothing more.

I blocked her immediately she mention there is nothing wrong in visiting Platonic friends in open places and even at home....

This is isn't the type of woman i want.

That wasn't her first time but she always accuse me of not wanting her to have good male friends.

I'm tired of things like these, I will be 35 by September.

Initially I thought I'm getting older and I should settle down, but, will I ever meet a Woman of my choice?? Someone I can at least trust?? someone who won't be going round visiting Platonic friends, ano wan loseguard, I need a woman in my life but I think I'm giving up......

I don't want to die young...
Lastly Nairalanders

Do I have to look for another relationship again or
Take her back and give her last chance?? Or, concentrate on money making for another 5yr? And forget about getting married,
Pls advice.
That is Nigerian girls for you, you can never trust them, don't ever.
Family / Re: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by tubolancer(m): 9:15pm On May 15, 2023
This is serious, very serious.
Crime / Re: Young Man Kills His Mother In Rivers For Refusing To Give Him N20,000 (Photo) by tubolancer(m): 9:27am On May 15, 2023
Tired of living? The government should do the needful.

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Politics / Re: Speakership: Tajudeen Abbas, APC/PDP/LP/APGA Reps Members-elect Visit Sanwo-olu by tubolancer(m): 6:34am On May 14, 2023
freshkpomo:



It's not enough to make you cry!!! If Niger delta cannot speak with one voice, it's Nigeria that can now speak with one voice. Lastly, you happen to know nothing about Edo. Edo is among the State that can become a country on it's own and won't lack anything for years. We have gold,oil and food in abundance. Even limestone to build our roads and bridges we have it all, timber and rubber. We have Access to the sea, you just dey craz.
That Edo state, tell me something.
Crime / Re: I Have Killed 20 Persons - Murder Suspect Saheed Wasiu Confesses In Osun by tubolancer(m): 12:19pm On May 12, 2023

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Politics / Re: Southwest Is Becoming A Region Of Destitutes (poor People) by tubolancer(m): 8:20am On May 10, 2023
Staphylococcus:
Gibberish, bunkum and balderdash!

Where have you been to in the entire Nigeria before arriving at your conclusion?

Do you know the meaning of the word “destitute”


And look at how you exposed your ignorance. So you believe it’s Yoruba’s that reside in Makoko? You need to get facts before scribbling jargons


Present the data and statistics you used to arrive at conclusion
This Igbo people are causing trouble everywhere online.

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Culture / Re: Different South African Tribes by tubolancer(m): 12:46pm On May 09, 2023
mysticwarrior:
I love the Xhosa and sotho people, Zulus are hostile, those Swazi girls looks like Igbo girls.
Una don come, I beg non of them resemble Nigerian.

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