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Krayola whats up with you? You banned again??

No2Atheism's favorite name for his black jesus is
Nigga J. . .

bindex:
Are you so uncomfortable with your race that you have to force the jewish carpenter to belong to your race? if the present day jew living in israel are impersonators as you claim then how did the hebrew language and all the culture survive?

Honestly bindex i've never seen anyone like No2Atheism. He's the ONLY christian on NL pushing this theory of a black jesus. . .his source? He claims "the creator told him" - i wonder if its not the same creator davidylan and noetic claim to know or are they different??

He keeps dismissing present day jews as europeans with no link to ancient jews like he has a conscise geneology of every israelite alive today. He claims to be a seasoned researcher but common sense couldn't dictate to him that the jews were dispersed and surely interbred with europeans. No2Atheism that they look like europeans doesn't make them non-jews.
This is fast becoming an obsession, seek counselling before you comit suicide because no one believed your far-fetched theory of a negro jesus.
Black jesus. . .
This gets me laughing all the time!

Yes i do, but i've been out for the past one and half yrs hope to return soon.

ifyalways:
Lol.Sentiments
Tudor,u know u wont do that,how many wud u be killing?we just hope such shits dont happen cos if it do happen,sadly,there NOTHING anyone can do to STOP it.

hmmm it's like you have no idea who i am.
Google "Man shoots 5 friends for mere looking at his daughter" - That man is me and i'm posting from jail.
I'm happy to tell ya my daughter is still single {last time i checked}. . .

Send this quote to noeticnairaland@yahoo.com. That's where it's needed most.

Akinagirl:
Tudor,
How can you tell your 25 (grown ass woman) who she can and can not fkuc?

I'm not dictating to my 25y.o daughter who to screw but i'm telling my friend not to f.uck my daughter! Or i put a bullet in his aged di.ck.

Yea i did ICT. . . .

mazaje:
You can't blame the guy. . . its not easy doing what these pastors are doing it takes a lot of courage and skills, but the problem is that people don't really have eyes. . . i am presently in nigeria and things just keep getting worse nothing ever changes. . .you go come back and every thing remains the same. . .people pray all the time and life NEVER changes only for the clever pastors and their family. . . .if people dont gve money to the pastors they will give it to babalawo, witch doctors, traditional healers, rehab centers, spend it on beer or any other thing that will give them some hope since most have been forced to believe that life is hopeless and useless.

If you are in a fix and can't do anything for yourself, you will love to pay anything to any one that promises you that it will get better. . . . . once god is invoked, people will give out all they have to invest in god. Money, fear, prosperity, show off and the message of hope is what drives most people to church in nigeria. . . . . .

And you see nigerians deceiving themselves that they're christians because the "love" and wanna "serve" god. When all they're after is money, and something to just put their hopes on. . .somebody better tell them this is lazy and they'd better think and work for a better life themselves.

To Afam the wise "pointing out misinformation, atrocities or lies of the west" is another euphemism for "I HATE THE WEST because i think they wanna enslave me"

Thanks mazaje.  .

Chris being an atheist was hell in that university. The numerous church services, programmes and seminars teaching pure delusions were sickening. We even had  bible/spiritual courses you take as part of your programme and there's no way you gonna graduate if you fail those courses.
The rules were archaic and simply stupid. There was a time you literarily had to go register your girlfriend with the authorities in order to date her in school. No phones, no cars allowed - in some wierd way they think everybody was born again and a good christian but i know for a fact 95% of students have sex, drink and party once outside the school premises.

We had some kind of student police called the "Revolutionary Squad" - A group of self righteous students synonimous with the religious police in saudi arabia, they pretty much had the same functions. A "REVO" like we called them can recommend you for expulsion and you're pretty much a goner. One of my happiest days was when a punched one square in the face for querying me about flying my shirt after classes.

I had to read and know my bible coz you're pretty much done if you don't. The bishop was feared like he was god himself, he has some sort of an anger problem, really a very impulsive guy and can lay a curse on anyone probably for stealing something. I got to see his flamboyant lifestyle up close the cars, houses, jet and all. Students who couldn't even afford the school fees had to withdraw and we all thought the church is supposed to be a charity and cater for gods people.

Well as long as we have morons and stupid people oyedepo's star will keep on shining, the guy is really merchandising the prosperity gospel one of his favorite quote "I CAN NEVER BE POOR" sometimes he tells the members blatantly "i do not need your money" as if its not their cash that feeds his family.
He goes on blabbing about the vision he received in 1988 or whatever. . .if i narrate the so called vision you gonna laugh off a cliff
let me stop here for now coz i can go on and on till tomorrow. . .

1. You do hate the west and have no justifiable reason to except phantom conspiracy theories formulated in your head.

2.Since according to you all international news media are biased and inaccurate one would think you'll do any better with your crack website. And yes you do have some political articles there, some make sense but some way whack.

LWKMD see the way they're fighting each other even on a thread for the creation of of an exclusive christian section. Lets face it, there'll never be peace in a christian sub forum, some people like jehovah witnesses and mormons regard themselves as christian while other sects say they're not. Now who's gonna decide who is christian and who's not?

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@No2Atheism
Look at the way you display ignorance and keep embarassing yourself.
You accuse me of derailing yet you're the hypocrite who brought the issue of atheism into a thread about mugabe. I wonder how that co-relates in your warped mind. I subsequently exposed your hypocrisy and double standards juxtaposing what you have in your bible with what's on ground - as usual you failed abysmally and came out as a self-contradicting hypocrite.
What do we then see? As usual you cowardly start yapping about evolution. What does evolution have to do with mugabe except that the old fool looks like an ape.

I keep telling you, present issues with facts and stop telling us what "the creator" told you in your dreams. You can't force me to accept your warped theories. Afam and co would love it coz they all hate the west just like you but objective and sensible people would see through your hate campaign and propaganda.
As for afam every news media except his website is a tool for western domination.
You guys are all jokers!

@mcccloud224
I speak plain english and use no derogatory term if you feel insulted by my posts then thats your problem i never set out to insult anyone. Whatever you deduce from my posts is your fault not mine and i couldn't care less.capische?

Wow! This jerome guy is really talented!
At least thank heavens he aint nigerian or we for hear am.

If these MEND bastards don't wanna sincerely negotiate i'm all for obliterating them all!

Na wa for naija oo
The southerners claim the middle east is funding the north while the northerners say the west arms the south. When will all these bickering end

Which christ?

Bindex i'm begining to think that guy No2Atheism is a loon.
I've never seen someone that can deduce conspiracy theories from absolute rubbish at the same time condemning any and everyone who doesn't believe him to hell. That guy has talents!

So bobybaf is a seventh day adventist who doesn't believe in hell, . . But he'll team up with No2Atheism who condemns everyone apart from himself to hell and they go bashing the catholics, forgetting that according to each of their sects the other is a sinner. Maybe when they finish with the RCC's they'll turn on one another!
Christianity is one big joke!

"since atheism is inherently based on evolution" - this is embarassing even from you No2Atheism. You claim to be a researcher yet in your years of research you havent found out atheism even existed before the evolution theory - i'm ashamed of you!

Your hypocrisy is stunningly stupid!
You say the US invaded iraq based on lies and here you are a bible-kisser who should probably know from leviticus and numbers that the biblical moses invaded lands and commited genocide and ethnic cleansing claiming an imaginary god promised them the land. Why are you complaining? Afterall bush claimed god told him to invade iraq, if god can speak to moses to commit genocide why can't he send bush to invade and depose the sinner saddam hussein See the double standards you blatantly display here. You accuse me of having inferiority complex yet you swallow the white man's religion, embrace the bible compiled and translated by him. You peddle his god the same god that sanctioned him enslaving our fore fathers. . .Again why are you complaining?? God has simpky sent them to come enslave us again.I'm sure guys here don't know about your stupid and lame attempt to label jesus a black man. Who am i kidding they'll probably accept, infact for these anti westerns, it'll be the best news they've heard all their life albeit false. I laugh at you all

Advice: get a dictionary and look up the word "insult" - it'll do you a whole lotta good.

Which labour are you talking about??
What work does oyedepo do apart from deceiving people into parting with their hard earned money all in the name of blessings.
People are digging trenches in the rain, packing faeces at night, riding an okada, 24/7 being security guards and what do they do give 10% to oyedepo for tithes, take more for seeds, CU project fund, pew sacrifice, vows, offerings, thanksgiving, first fruit e.t.c after all these god will now "bl£$$" oyedepo with private jet while the shit packers and grave diggers are waiting their turn that'll never come - you must be joking! So god cannot share his blessings equally. He gives it all to the "servant" and nothing for members.
What is the essence of his bl£$$ing$ when majority of people are poor yet he feels the need to purchase jets and build expensive schools{with peoples money} that they can't afford.
This is the height of brainwashing.

His members are not blessed anything! Infact only oyedepo seems to be getting all the bl£$$ing$. So because he's a so called servant of god he should get a space craft abi? While the poor people who's money is feeding the stupid man continue to wallow in poverty waiting for open heavens.
My freind wake up and stop deceiving yourself! Any good thing you got came as a result of your hardwork and not the deluded ramblings of a greedy leprachaun called oyedepo.

Shut up abeg!
I'm not suprised, you'll go to any length to demonize the catholic church. This is coming from an atheist shows how desperate and silly you've become.
You and No2Atheism are the most arrogant and ignorant christians on this forum spamming the whole board with your baseless and hogwash theories.
Now the anti christ is a system haba! What the hell is that?? Do you read scriptures diagonally??
I'm sure No2atheism hasn't told you about how god revealed to him that jesus was a black man! -what a joker that guy is!

You both carry yourselves like the fountain of truth, as if you have conference briefings with god every morning. You condemn other christians to hell like you're perfect. . . What hypocrites!
LEAVE THE CATHOLICS ALONE!!!
They're by far the most peaceful group on this forum, they stick to their threads and never interfere or claim to have all knowledge of the truth. They never start threads lambasting other christian groups, I personally never post on their threads, i respect them. You on the other hand have started countless threads against the catholic church everytime on idolatory- yeah we already know!! We heard you the friggn' first time!
When will you and your fellow spammer learn to be HUMBLE?? Is that what jesus commands you to do? I'm sure he'll be ashamed of the both of you in his grave.

The conduct of catholics on this forum is enough to convert anyone through their peaceful ways but you and your colleague on the other hand can only convert Indian Hemp/marijuana smokers coz thats what it seems you lot smoke before receiving inspiration to come post useless and baseless conspiracy theories like jesus was a black man . . . I rest for now

What does this yoga of a thing entail. . .anyone with an idea??

Is this your ridiculous way of side-stepping issues??
Where did i use personal insults in my reply??
If you have nothing to say move along and stop accusing me falsely.

mccloud224:
One more thing,

You made mention of him living in majestic opulence.Well, name one president,governor,senator,reps,LGA chairman or councilor who isn't living large in Nigeria.In fact, name one leader in any country with abundant resources in Africa who lives a modest life.Just name one.

So because everybody is looting and living large that make it right abi??
That he's living in splendour while his people are starving shows what kind of a scumbag mugabe is. . .if he's so much of a hero and desires for a free zimbabwe is that the way to behave?? A leader should make sacrifices and put his people first!
Stealing tax payers money and celebrating birthdays extravagantly then blaming your peoples poverty on the west- how lame!

You mentioned japan, they were also under sanctions after the world war but were able to survive and today they're one of the biggest economies. Mind you they have NO NATURAL RESOURCES and they were able to make it through the heavy sanctions. - WHAT THEN IS MUGABE'S EXCUSE??
He claims there's no money but he can import billions worth of weapons so he can kill his people and sit in office till he's 969, where did the money come from?? I thought he was under sanctions.
And YES its BIG NEWS when mugabe imports weapons as opposed to when nigeria does same because nigeria does NOT HAVE over 1000% inflation and mass starvation of her people, we don't have cholera threatening to wipe out a portion of our people.
Mugabe should quit using the excuse of west and sanctions when he's clearly in power to satisfy his greed and fill his belly. The country's health care system is completely dead, common cholera outbreak threatened to cause an epidemic, meanwhile mugabe has personal access to the best health care money can buy. . .children and babies die while mugabe receives beauty and health massages in his villa.Thank goodness hes 83 and with every passing day it draws nearer to his death. If there were any god he'll die a painful death because of the blood of his people on his hands. Killing other nationals is bad but killing your OWN people, fellow countrymen is TERRIBLE. When mugabe finally dies, it be good riddance to BAD RUBBISH!
The only consolation ordinary zimbabweans have is its not long before the old fool dies or becomes senile.

You dey ask me why NATO bomb them?? Who are they to dictate and blah blah blah. . .
Go and accomodate osama bin laden and let him use your home as a base to plan, finance and direct suicide bombings in america. . .wait in your house and ask why america should bomb you. Rubbish!

I've always known Daddy 419 G.O to be a crooked old fool. Damn! It's always the stupid ones that live long. At age 62 or thereabout has he not made enough money from fleecing his flock??
He should retire and let other crooks take over!

omojesu777:
We should be very ,very careful when it comes to spiritual issues and I strongly believe that God will not take it lightly with anybody deforming the character of an annointed man of God. Bishop oyedepo could be seen by some people as manipulator of men but some are seeing him as[b] a man that understands very early the mysteries behing giving and sewing of seeds [/b]and he's contaminating the lives of people with words of faith.
Being a legend or not is not the issue . Bishop oyedepo has a ministry and spiritual responsibilities to his generation  just the way the wonderful man of God W.F Kumuyi has and other men of God. I think they are trying to fulfil their ministeries and it will not be good to destroy them with our mouth. We can bless them by praying for them . The just shall live by faith. Bishop oyedepo is living by faith. I'am one of the people that Bishop Oyedepo messages transformed. You can be transformed as well .God is not looking for complainers he 's looking for people who believe like Bishop Oyedepo.

What the f*uk is the mystery of giving and sowing of seed??
That is just EXACTLY how oyedepo says it -i'm sure you took that quote verbatim from him. I spent 10 good years of my life listening to the crap that man preaches and i can pretty much narrow the general theme of his sermons to "Thanksgiving Key to Open Heavens" "Tithes and vows the way to provoke god" "Sacrifice key to wealth and success" - Everytime is give, give, give! Haba!
When are members gonna start reaping??
With all the givings how many church members are billonaires??
Only oyedepo is a naira billonaire with an empire and a private jet while members languish in poverty.

The nasty man even has a hot temper and one would think as a christian anger is a sin. Ask any CU graduate or current student {not the ones that worship him} and they'll tell you his hot outbursts and impulsive actions. The worst is the way even the pastors fear him as if he's god. The whole thing tire me sef!

@banom
I for like that fruit too. . .
I hear say private jet de sweet oooo. . . .