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OLAADEGBU:
Lets see who is going to have the last laugh when your times are up. 

"I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear comes; When your fear comes as desolation, and your destruction comes as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish comes upon you." -- Prov.1:24-30

Blah,blah,blah RUBBISH!
The god of the muslims promises to laugh at our calamity too if we don't worship, so does sango, amadioha, ogun, ifa, buddha e.t.c. The anguish/distress promised by YHVH is not peculiar to christianity, we've heard the same bullsh*t from other gods. ITS A PATHETIC ATTEMPT TO SOW FEAR IN OUR HEARTS and we're not buying! Ha ha ha

It has been said that the Italian dictator Mussolini, in his youth, stood on a high pinnacle and cried, "God, if you are there, strike me dead!"  When God did not bow to his dictates, Mussolini concluded that there is no God.  God did, however, answer his prayer some time later. 

Oh shut up!
Mussolini was politically murdered by men the same way jesus and his diciples where killed. Last time i checked, he wasn't killed by a mysterious blow from heaven. Try again!

Pray for her on your own ooo. . .
If the lying, insultive and hypocrite christians wey full NL pray for her she's certain to be in wahala.
Goodluck.

@poster.
I don't know about deeper life or MFM, but i do know for RCCG. . . .the subsequent meeting would be when next Daddy G.O wants to buy another private jet. . .or maybe space shuttle this time.
Keep your fingers crossed [and your tith£ and off£ring$ ready]

tos4u:
HI NAIRALANDERS,

the only way to to become a master over the economic meltdown of the world is just simply become an intimate friend of Jesus.
I dont mean just giving one's life to jesus alone but become like him in every respect. you will soon know The Almighty God of Economic Meltdown and it cannot affect you again.For more info call 08035271162 or mail me at somethingunique@operamail.com

What the F#@k

kshow1:
Why are they useless ?

Well most motorist don't even know what the zebra crossing stands for plus it's either the rains have almost completely washed off the painting or probably a pot hole right on the crossing.

kshow1:
Why are they useless ?

Well most motorist don't even know what the zebra crossing stands for plus it's either the rains have almost completely washed off the painting or probably a pot hole right on the crossing.

Jarus:
Keep theorizing, I just pity you. She knows what she's going through.

I pity your kids [if and when you have them], it's obvious you'd rather take them to quack native magicians than seek expert medical care. Shame. . .

[quote author=tonye-t link=topic=296385.msg4199579#msg4199579 date=1247764046]Airport Pilot?


since when did Tudor become a job specification broker?

are you alright?  [/quote]Haven't you heard??
Daddy G.O is searching for a pilot for his new luxurious gulfstream jet.

dadde:
@tùdor, why do u like pickin at christians. Has Td jakes been convicted of any crime. I xpect to make claims wit evidence.if u dnt ve anytin 2 say,keeping quite ll make more sence.

Hey calm down!
I didn't call T.D jakes a thief {though i think he's one} fellow christians like you did.

If you wanna see his crimes as well as other men of dog check here
http://www.inplainsite.org/html/tele-evangelist_lifestyles.html

[quote author=tonye-t link=topic=296385.msg4199477#msg4199477 date=1247762901]Hi sister,

Jesus christ is the only place who can go for a solution, from your post i'd be keen to say you aint BORN AGAIN?, if my guess is true then i'll offer you this rememdies

1. Accept the Lordship of Jesus Christ into your Life, the first and most important freedom and deliverance is that of the SOUL, let Christ know He's got your soul be virtue of your confessions


2. Boldly confess to yourself that you are now a member of Christ, and that Christ owns you, wherefore no other party is allowed in you

3. I will recommend that you try visit a genuine Shepherd say RCCG (redeem christian church of God) for spiritual assistance,i recommend them because they've helped a friends sister who had a similar problem (ogbanje), you'd be required to go thru' a fast, some forces like the one plaguing you does require a fasting,

if you can go through it alone its okay, else ask a spiritual friend to assist you too, and read through some passages of the bible that talks about deliverance

warning: pls i'll advise you dont go thru' this deliverance unsaved, because the chances are that you could be repossessed and the condition become even worst


Most importantly, you'll need to accept that you can be saved

                            you'll need to accept that someone can save you

                            you'll need to accept that that someone is Jesus Christ

                            you'll need to accept that His salvation will make you free indeed, meaning you dont go elsewhere for salvation again

Some scriptures you might need are

- Proverbs 18:10, John.8:36, John. 10:10, Phil.2:9-11


God bless you[/quote]Did she tell you she's an airplane pilot looking for a job

dadde:
Let me ask a simple questn. Which d holy books is false?is it d bible that was written  btwn [b]500yrs by dif people yet sayin same thing [/b]or d koran writen by one single man in a cave. Which of these books cld b authentic. Ur answer is as good as mine.evidently,d koran plagerizd d bible(breaking copyrite laws) yet making fundamental errors. For more details about d flaws in the koran check www.islamlies.com.

I can't believe this nonsense!
Is this your pathetic way to prove the authenticity of the bible
BTW, the authors of the bible between 500 years were contradicting themselves. . . .Even the so-called diciples of jesus couldn't even get their story straight on his ressurection. This just goes to show the bible is a collection of LIES!

For more information on the divine lies and spirit filled contradictions of the bible check here
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-238664.0.html

sexibabes:
tudor i think u are more than insane
i am a second class upper graduate and city based lagos socialite, do u think i sit down and then see something bad happening to me and then i cant tell right from wrong, do i sound like some hollywood drugged celeb to you.i said i have felt some1 making love to me in my dream twice now.
abeg respect urself
read my previous posts and check the intervals so u know bera this is something that has been on my mind
respect urself, maibi u are in touch with the spiritual man on my case
i will be delivered by Gods grace very soon and will invite u to my wedding, respect urself or this will turn to a fighting tirade

Jeez why the outburst?
Sorry if somehow ticked you off but there are different types of therapists. I didn't mean to insinuate you had a drug or mental problem, all i tried to do is to get you to see a psychologist coz most often than not people with your predicament have some sort of psychological breakdown.

If as a lagos socialite with second class upper degree you prefer to go with jarus to visit some muslim magician that'll probably strip you naked and mark your body with chalk all to cast out demons, then FINE. Its your life. . . .live it.

. . . .dead!

Sexibabes you should try to see a therapist before resorting to visiting quack excorsist like they are recommending.

debosky:
Again, I am not claiming to be an Egyptian Anthropologist or historian with definitive knowledge of what happened where and when, but there are publications out there challenging the mainstream opinion of the biblical Exodus.

I do not expect everything to be clearly and neatly explained, but there is historical evidence that might point to a mass exodus from Egypt.  Again, as with all historical accounts, this may be looked at from different viewpoints depending on the writer. I give you an excerpt:

This exit from Egypt by the Hyksos probably included the Israelites as well. The story of the Exodus is most likely bases on the expulsion of the Hyksos from Egypt, for there is no other record of any mass exit from Egypt (Robertson 1990, 36; Halpern 1994, 89-96; Redford 1897, 150). The evidence seems to fit well with Josephus' account. Although the Egyptians saw the expulsion of the Hyksos as a great military victory, the Israelites viewed this as a great salvation victory for them. T[b]his seems similar to other events recorded in ancient history where both sides claim a great victory.[/b] Ramses II battled with the Hittites and almost lost his life, yet he calls this a great victory, but so do the Hittites. In reality it was a stalemate, so they both signed a treaty

http://www.bibleandscience.com/archaeology/exodus.htm

What is this?
Historical records like you say can be biased, people reporting events from their own favourable viewpoints.
That is where archeology comes in.
Like we are sure of ancient babylon and it's hanging gardens because in addition to different historical records, archeological evidences abound.

2million jews in a desert for 40 years is SURE to leave evidence of them having passed through.
Lack of such archeological evidence shows the bible narration as either exagerrated or outrightly false.

dominique:
ofcousese you gladly will. . . smart people know better than to say things they don't understand, someone like you that doesnt think before posting is just not [b]smart enough [/b]to do that.

Only a slowpoke and a RETARD would believe the moon came down from its orbit and bowed to some prophet. Not so smart are you now??

chiejik:
dont jugh my dear is not write lets live it for god to decide ok

Which god?
This T.B fool has been deceiving people and feeding fat for over 20years, how long will it take god judge him??

sheboi:
hv u ever heard of supernatural acts by a supernatural supreme being (God in this case), his acts defie common sense or human explanation. It is said in his word that his 'foolishness' outweighes our greatest sense of intelligence, and

I don't deal with hearsay!
Cars don't run 300miles without fuel and jump over trailers like rabbits anyone who suggests such is A LIAR! Except he has evidence to prove such. Tell adeboye to give us proof or demonstration, till he does. . .he's still A LIAR!

secondly the question you should ask is what his relationship with OBJ is based on. Think and , think before speaking

The relationship was based on "i-steal-i-come-to-you-for-prayers".
Several times the criminal OBJ came to that redemption camp during holy ghost service or whatever to receive the spirit of looting. NOT ONCE did adeboye (criminal) criticize him for his bad governance or misconducts. Prophets in the bible like nathan, samuel, jeremiah e.t.c stood up to kings and rebuked them for their sins even at great personal risk. I expect a thief like adeboye to think about saving his own ass first.

debosky:
Even so, did the stick themselves cause the change or what they represented? Did Moses' rod part the Red Sea or was it as a result of his obeying the instruction to stretch the rod that the Sea parted on God's command?
Hebrews 11:29 It was by faith that the people of Israel went right through the Red Sea as though they were on dry ground. But when the Egyptians tried to follow, they were all drowned.

Moses was supposedly commanded to stretch out the rod by god. Where did we see jacob being commanded to place the stripped sticks in their drinking water?? Jacob clearly put those fruits and rods because he thought it was technology not because of "faith" or "commandment" i.e it narrated to look like it was on his own accord.- shows the bible is fake.

Jacob was blessed because of this declaration from God:

“I am the Lord, the God of your grandfather Abraham, and the God of your father, Isaac. The ground you are lying on belongs to you. I am giving it to you and your descendants. 14 Your descendants will be as numerous as the dust of the earth! They will spread out in all directions—to the west and the east, to the north and the south. And all the families of the earth will be blessed through you and your descendants. 15 What’s more, I am with you, and I will protect you wherever you go. One day I will bring you back to this land. I will not leave you until I have finished giving you everything I have promised you.”

Genesis 28:13-15

rubbish! Since he was blessed because of this promise why are poor and cheated jews not producing goats and lambs with stripped sticks today

Hebrews 11:20  20 It was by faith that Isaac promised blessings for the future to his sons, Jacob and Esau.

Obedience to instruction/exhibition of faith is what leads to blessing.

Where is it written "by faith jacob produced spotted goats with sticks"??
Where did we see jacob being commanded to strip sticks and rods before we even get to obedience

PS - a 'faith aid' is not really alien to the bible, people asked for 'signs' from God before acts came to pass, and using things like Lamb's blood was a 'sign' to protect families against the plague of Egypt.

How is this crap relevant to jacob's story??
Did he ask for any sign

What will always hang up atheists like yourself is a failure to look at issues in context.

what context??
Is it the one invented by you or the other 30,000 different contexts invented by different christian sects??

sheboi:
if he lied or stole from u or anyone u know speak up or else shut up!

O.K lets start here. . .
He lied he drove 300 miles without fuel and his car jumped like a monkey over a trailer!
He was and is still best pals with OBJ and a friend of a thief is a THIEF!
You want more?

Wire me some dollars and i'll send you a copy of the software. . . .then you can jerk off with her till thy kingdom come. . .

debosky:
You cannot comprehend that God decided to BLESS Jacob regardless of his uncle's tricks - that was the reason why the flock gave birth to the type that they did, because of a divine blessing upon him not because of the poles.

[b]The poles likely served as a faith aid [/b]for Jacob more than anything else, showing God that he believed he would prosper regardless of his uncle's deception.

Oh shut up! What the f@#k is this?
Faith aid
The passage clearly shows that it was because of the sticks and stripped rods that the spotted goats/lambs were produced.
Faith aid my arse!
where was it mentioned in the scriptures that the sticks and rods were "faith aid"- mordern day word of faith movement just sit in your houses and invent jargons!

Time and time again on NL when christians see a scientific fact coincidentally predicted by the bible, y'all say the bible is scientifically accurate but when we show scientific inaccuracies you claimit was as a result of a "miracle" or "blessing of god" -how much more dumb escapist can one get??

congoshine:
You may have the resources to design her body. . .  .but her mind could only have come from The Almighty  himself. .  . . . . .bottom line -YOU DON'T KNOW HER !

Screw The Almighty!
This is MY creation and am not gonna let a skinny jewish white guy in the clouds take credit for my work!

Well, if you find pot bellies and worn out dic.ks attractive. . . .do you?

You know. . . Bro's before ho's. . .

Don't tell!
It's of no use, girlfriends come and go but family stays forever.
Even if he rapes you, i'm sure his cousin would last longer than you in his life.

I can assure you i know who it is. . . .but let me tell you, she's not real. . . . rather it's an AI software i designed to simulate the xteristics (body and mind) men find attractive in women. . .

Now i know it works, my bosses will be ecstatic!

Scientific fallacies and falsehood recorded in the bible.
Genesis 30 : 37 - 39, 41- 42.

37. Then jacob took fresh rods of polar and almond and plane,and pealed white streaks in them,exposing the whites of the rods.
38. He set the rods which he had peeled in front of the flocks in the runnels, that is, the watering troughs, where the flocks came to drink. And since they bred when they came to drink,
39. The flocks bred in front of the rods and so the flocks brought forth stripped, speckled and spotted.
41. Whenever the stronger of the flock were breeding jacob laid the sticks and rocks in the runnels before the eyes of the flock, that they might breed among the rods,
42. but the for the feebler of the flock he did not lay them there; so the feebler where laban's, and the stronger jacob's.

Even an slowpoke knows you can't produce stripped and spotted goats or lambs by placing fruits and stripped sticks in their drinking water. . .
Obviously the slowpoke who wrote the bible didn't understand genetics. . .

sheboi:
Tudor are u alright

perfectly fine!

dominique:
i have to agree with Abozola on this, some of them even use it in their music. . . to them its just a slang.

What do you expect?
To us your diety and islamic jargons are a joke! We'd gladly use it to have childish fun and mess around. . .

mccloud224:
As much as some brain washed scum bags prefer to insult Mugabe, he is one of the few leaders with balls in this contingent. He is standing up for his country and the western powers are hitting back at him with trade sanctions and constant black painting on CNN. 7% of white foreigners held unto 90% of farm land in the country and that doesn't give you a reason to have a re-think?Keep kissing the asses of your masters.

Oh shut up! Zimbabweans are hungry are they going to eat balls??
Their health and education is in shambles and poverty reigns supreme is "balls" the solution to their problem?? Why don't you go give them your balls to eat - rubbish!
Is it the "masters" that are commiting human rights abuses and oppressing ordinary zimbabweans? -Your anti-western sentiments is mirrored in your myopic views.
You keep bringing up this patheic excuse of sanctions, is zimbabwe the only nation under sanctions? Cuba, iran and vietnam have all been under economic sanctions you don't see the having 20,000,000,000 notes or over 1000% inflation. Mugabe has failed and it's high time the old fool leaves office!