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is someone talking to me *_{looks around}*


oh, it must be the dustbin man and his wife, aristole.

*_{reading newspaper and watching the children misbehaving}*

u still dey ask. omo you really need to go wise

ass seed,
u wan trully scope ify. e be like say all the play don dey enter ya head.

guy, go crash  

@gundust,
my frnd, sharrap there. how many times will i tell you that when elders are talking, you shud just listen.

mumu like you. the joke is just as stupid as you are.

abeg jare, make i go chop ify cat wey i catch yesterday

@ miggy,
she never land na. na wa for you o

@sauce,
i'm sure u are one of dem guys that shes talking about. you r probably the crying one. now ur secret don commot. so na wetin you dey do to get them abi. u be house wipe o. serious pant.

@gundust

shutup kid. when elders are talking, just listen.

@post

you never know where dey worry you. just follow the guy with the highest bid, simple and short. abi you wan suffer

@ post

ur joke was damn so funny

*_{hisses and walks away}*

ituen:
e make sense because your name dey, abi

your name kukuma follow

miggy, u are ,

i'll get to that later

clemcy, sona true?

na wa o

abi i predicted it. it has finally happened.
aristole and ituen

tessy, when i was tellin u, u be think say na play abi. ur eye don shine now. that guy dey pursue everything for skirt. na so eim be take pursue my neighbour house girls.

aristole, i wish you a happyproblematic married life

@ all

have you guys noticed, aristole don dey sabi well english these days. 

aristole, is that the best u can do

common, drop some extra stuffs

i go to RCCG, but u my friend, i heard you go to Church Of House. located at ur backyard

dude, u'r a kid. go to bed

clemcy, i'll give you the rare priviledge of kissing my great great great great grandmas's a55

gerrout

aristole:
@Ituen.Please,give me love poem now!!!

WETIN MY EYE DEY SEE !!!!!!!!

eim dey for hades

lmao

*_{patiently waiting for sauce}*

hmmm

@gundust, i think u are just plain stupid

guy go crash

thats true, and you are the cleaner of the parish abi?

yep, clemcy did it

help him men

idiot !!!!

whats all dis??

SILENCE !!! i say

hmmmm

very silent

seems everyone on this thread is attacking the chin chin chopper

as miggy said, at least eim chop once b4 eim die(how dumb).


see ya'll at the other side. i mean through the window. while ya'll burning, i'll be feasting with da Lord. Ooo praise Jah

clemskull,

dat wan no be for ya dream, na for ya anus