Mummyfour:
that airplane house belongs to the late okadigbo former senate president. So I heard.
It is located in Asokoro, close to power house junction.
There is really nothing special about it.
It must have been built for children to appreciate an aeroplane up close if they aren't privileged to go to the airport to see one

una too dey spread fake news and rumors for this naija. imagine you heard and now spreading without verification. that airplane building is designed and owned by the popular Lebanese dude's dad on twitter White Nigerian. Igbo people and fake news be like bread and butter.

Mrkumareze:
Some people will be asking *how does she get erect--- seeing her grandpa naked*

you she gets elected by voters.

Jesusdiedhaha:

There are no tribes in Nigeria without their own shortcoming.
But when it comes to being dubious, give it to the Igbos.
At least other tribes recognize their brothers and language.
An average Igbo man doesn't know what brotherhood is. If you deal with him (even as a fellow Igbo and speak his language as a brother) he will cheat you.

In the years I spent in South Africa, I saw the darker side of the Igbo tribe... Way darker than what we usually see here in Nigeria. All because of money.

Somebody whom you feed and accommodate will connive with the police and tell them where you stack your drugs. The seizure will be shared and you will go to prison for 10 years.

Sometimes they tell you to drive them somewhere then they behead you and sell your drugs and cars. These are not strangers. They are people who know themselves from the village and decide to help. Some are cousins. I never sold drugs but I witnessed these and worse.

When people say Yorubas kill for rituals I laugh. Truth is, the reason why Igbos do not kill for rituals is because they're smart enough to know that it doesn't give them money. If Igbos were sure that rituals gives money, there will no heads left in the east.

The only Igbo friends I have are the ones that did not grow up in the east.

you just said the obvious Truth. I see the darkest part of an Igbo man when I mingled with them In Malaysia and Thailand. before I traveled out in 2008, I was warned never to associate with them abroad. and most Northern parents/folks warns their children not to associate with them in order not to get in trouble. but I didn't listen coz I'm a type of person that always do what I'm told not to. I'm not tribalistic. but Igbos are the main reason why People dislikes Nigerians. These people are Very disrespectful to any human under the sun. You see those one's that grew up In the east?? very daft and what amazes me most is they call it smartness. They make money through Illegal means and just because you are brave enough to make money Illegally doesn't equals smartness. they definitely have a low cognitive ability/function. they have done more harm to Nigeria's Image than any other tribe but blame everyone else. they have killed more people silently with fake drugs/products and Illicit drugs than anyone else including the Fulanis they are busy channeling their energy upon to save face.

majority of liquor you drink in Nigeria are made in Aba. that's why Kidney failures and premature death of men is on the high side. If you are a Nigerian and you are not rich to afford expensive liquors in high class bars, quit anything liquor and whisky. at least you can manage beer in good beer joints.

Terorislam:
Nothing moves me about this man you call your president, why?

who be this nonentity?? clowns full this country I swear. nigha you don't exist.

It is difficult to completely whip out Bokoharam and other Jihadist but can be drastically suppressed using Dialogue. the reason why is these guys are Invincible in some way. They are not like Fendi loving (Nnamdi Kanu) and Timberland loving (Ikonso) Ipob Terrorist. these guys don't GAF about show off and honestly not afraid to die coz of their belief of 70 virgins and having a place in aljana. these people fight a kind of hide and seek war and not a face to face fight. they are smart and well organized than Ipob terrorist. they do what they say and say what they do. I live in Thailand where the Muslim southern part bordering Malaysia are agitating for a separate entity since 2004. there have been casualties from time to time even with the sophistication of the Royal Thai Army and Police. a lot have been killed but the country find a way of keeping them at bay from the capital city and other cities. they only occupy one city just like borno and are not allowed to carry out any attacks outside their zones since majority of them in that part share almost the same views or aid them in solo. you would never hear about their activities and Thailand is a relatively peaceful country with lots of tourism. the Media don't overhype them and the citizens rarely talk about it. unless if some security agents are attacked and killed. then the media will post it once to inform the citizenry.

preacherz:

Nah dem

Wait which one come be Coteh Abdul.
Abi nah Igbo musLem

probably he gave a fake name since he is there Illegally with no document probably came in through a land border from a neighboring country. might just use a fake name but he is an Ipob.100%. the other accomplice have a real name coz he has his passport info with the Immigration when flying in so he cant fake it as the system would detect his true Identity.

lordm:
Canoe

display the canoe wey your father or anybody for your lineage has ever built make we clap for una little contribution to the development of Nigeria. or are you from a pessimistic spectator lineage?? cho cho cho with nothing to show for.

mrvitalis:
Any thing to divide Nigeria is welcomed

Knife my brother let's use knife to divide it sharp sharp. no time.

backnbeta:

Silom, Sukhumvit (I'm sure you know soi Sam) Petkhasem...Pratunam(the market part)...the food... Thailand is the best holiday destination if you know your way around. Better than everywhere I've ever been to in my life. I love Thailand!

I live in Thailand. friendly people, despite all the Image destruction by Biafrans on drugs and scam Thai's are still accommodating.

Bvmsson:
I'm not surprised..... Christmas is here already.
I remember when I was quite younger we used to be warned never to talk to strangers especially during the yulitude because that's when kidnapping for money ritual is at its zenith. But coming to the south East to school just made me realize that most money rituals and kidnapping were more rampant in the the south west.

The people that did this will never know peace and live long but unfortunately na them dey live long and die peaceful deaths sef....

you be mumu

jaeyking:
One of the ways Nigerian parents made us have trust issues.

It might be funny but that statement created a rift between parents and kids.

Your parent would say dey won't beat u but would still go ahead to beat u.
Then next time you expect the child to say the truth

to sum up how Nigerian parents are responsible for kind of people in our society today, from corruption, yahoo yahoo and all sought of rubbish happenings in todays Nigeria. they do that thinking they are disciplining us not knowing they are destroying the future. Till today I don't respect Nigerian Parents. and to think they still hold on to that rubbish mentality till today baffles my imagination.

LifestyleTonite:
Quickly check the picture below before reading this short piece.

Welcome back.

Laughing out so aloud in red pill language.

It's time for guys to sit down and tell themselves the truth too and not just sit around and slam girls.

Guys have issues too. Many of them look shapeless or out of shape, yet they want a damsel in their life. When a damsel turns them down because they don't look attractive, they start to pour out their frustration on all girls.

Some think everything has to do with money. They think once they get money, they can get any girl for themselves. That's true to some extent, but you cant get love with just money, just sex which is not as good as knowing you are loved to pieces by the opposite sex.

Money is a tool you use to walk up to love. You use money to hit the gym, eat good food and look fit. But some guys think just buying expensive clothes is what matters, disregarding the fact that they need the right physique to accentuate the clothes.

Look at Wizkid and Tems. Wizkid was snubbed on stage by Tems. Why? Man's too short and boyish. Place Trey Songs or Drake on stage with her, which is clearly a match, and watch her fall over them.

Half the time, some rich men are dating or married to women who don't find them sexually attractive, but they don't know. They think all that matters is giving her money. That they do until they realise that one jobless dude is not only sleeping with their woman but also using the money they give their woman to level up.

Guys, lack of money is not the only reason why you can't find a damsel to love you sincerely. The reason why girls don't love you or even notice you passing by is because you don't love yourself. Imagine guys between 20 and 40 already having potbelly with fat body like a woman. I bet you that the expensive clothes you will rock with that kind of body will look normal or abnormal on you, instead of having that dashing effect it had on the model that rocked it on the runway.

So, guys, instead of joining the gang of guys that bash girls on social media, why not join the click of guys that would rather spend that moment working on themselves financially, spiritually, physically and emotionally?

Hit the gym today. A sexy and fit body will cover up your 'ugly face'. Once you start to work out with visible result, bet it that compliments will start to come your way. I'm a living example. I've always had a cute and handsome face, but I thought that was all I needed until I graduated and saw a decline in advances from ladies. That was when I decided to hit the gym and stay fit. Today, female colleagues, both single and married, do compliment me loudly. Male colleagues see me as an inspiration because I stand out from among them. Guess what I've become? I've become the kind of guy both men and women love. Such is whom ladies love, because ladies flock around who others flock around.

So, red pill guys, enough of female bashing, because to be honest, they owe you nothing. A they want in life is a high value man, not necessarily a rich man, but a man others admire without money attached to him.

The day I decided to love myself was the day I went to meet a carpenter and told him to make a local bench for me to use for bench press exercise. I worked out at home for two months before discovering that there was a gym close to my house, which I later registered in. Then I proceeded to get some workout suppliments. The day I stepped out to Ikeja City Mall to get one was the day I met the love of my life, a gorgeous light-skinned lady that looks like she got cropped out of a magazine. Did I mention that she loves me to pieces and calls me thrice a day with each calls lasting over an hour? She exhausts her airtime and immediately converts to Whatsapp call. The day I met her at ICM, I remember I was getting advances from ladies at the mall that day. Did I look rich? No. Did I look attractive? Yes.

Don't get me wrong, I don't look bulked up like Arnold Schwarzenegger, but I look fit and elegant with tones in the right places. I wish I could post pictures but it's not my style. Right now, I'm working on my finances and about to buy a landed property and work towards marriage next year. I'm also thinking about trippling my hustle next year.

Simply put, I spent my little money on myself by hitting the gym and enjoying myself. Same money would have gone into simping for a girl all in a bid to get her attention. These days, I don't hesitate to lavish on myself, buy nice and expensive shoes. So, I don't see it as a big deal to give my chick nice trips.

It's time for boys to learn to be men and stop whining like sissies. Work on yourself and the love you desire will be yours. Don't forget to pray to God too.

Start in this order:

Spiritually - read the Bible
Financially - work and save
Physically - hit the gym
Emotionally - don't let a lady's rejection or anything get on your nerves.

Peace guys

you sound like a motivational speaker or a gym instructor trying to sell market.

vibratingpenis:


I think you are the one fooling yourself, dubai is in emirate in UAE meaning they are practising a type of decentralised system of government where the governor of an emirate is like the president of that emirate, he is correct when he said president of dubai only that as a brainwashed bmc you won't see what he meant, bubu is worthless that is why it is boiboi to the governor of dubai that was sent to welcome the idiot. Look at how he is looking into the mrap like he knows what he is looking at, the idiot in his mind will be saying that he came to borrow loan and these people are showing him military vehicles and not only that can you see that model tucano plane he is holding, if you don't look well buhari will pocket it and use it to play as toy in aso rock since a full grown man though a vegetable still watches cartoon while his people in katstina are 4king goats and chewing curd like ruminant animals.

look how pathetic your writeup sounds?? aint you ashamed of yourself? welp be a fiction writer that's your calling.

0pinat:

He will spend the rest of his life in prison

ICC is coming for him

ICC Ipob. Criminal. Congress abi?

Fasindo:




North West best governor


A governor inspecting a painting on a road is what someone is celebrating and even posting on nairaland.
Who curse Nigeria?


When will he inspect Abuja - Kaduna road cos Gunmi boys may want to tell him something

one thing op didn't Indicate is that the entire area/underpass and painting was newly constructed. the face of that place changed drastically. I cant even believe the popular leventis I used to know looking that different. so hater chill the painting came after the construction, he's just there to Inspect the whole work done there.

chiefobdk2:
this ewedu guzzler is in sifia pains.

Hopefully Una no go turn am to Mkpu nMirri route soon. coz e de una for DNA

Airport be like oshodi bus stop. Imagine this mediocre coming from the self acclaimed chestbeating richest tribe and billionaires of the world. if una no fit do am to standard now na when una get biafra una fit do am? Hausa people say a good Friday is noticed from Wednesday!

Dandy1:
I couldn't find a suitable sub-forum for this topic, so I used the general. Kindly patiently read through, if there's anyone that can help - please kindly reach out.

I'm going to be apt and sincere here. So I ordered a musical studio equipment on the Aliexpress 11:11 sales day. The total sum I paid for the item at checkout was $280(114k naira). Free shipping was part of the deal, so it was mouth watering. Normally, I would have used the service of Nairaland trusted shipping agents like Justi4jesu, but she doesn't do Aliexpress the last time I checked.

Fast forward to today, I was called to come pick up my parcel at the local post office. The item was stated on the listing to be shipped through 'Aliexpress standard shipping', I don't know how it ended up in the care of EMS. I reached there, and some sort of invoice was brought out. The attending agent looked at the papers for a moment and told me I would be paying about 39,600 for the clearance. What!!!

I couldn't believe my ears, so I told her to please pass me the document for observation. I saw the estimated value of the item was put at #202,000 naira. How come? It stated on the paper that the custom duty was 10%,which is #20,000. Plus all other trumped up charges, it summed up to #39,600. Plus 1k5 for shipping from Lagos, over 40k. That's about $100, using the current official exchange rate.

I bought a $280 dollar item and I'm being charged $100 for collection? That's like 43% of the value. Even if I am stinkingly rich, which I am not; it's insane to pay such amount. It's like buying a 1milli worth car and paying 430k to clear it. I am an obedient citizen and all, but inflating the price of the item I bought just to cash out big through tariff screams corruption to me. I am very sure just a fraction of the amount will be remitted to government coffers.

Please if there's anybody who has an idea how to go about beating down this obviously outrageous charges, kindly help out. I can print out the issued invoice on the bought item as proof of price if there's a need. Thanks.

Lalasticlala and other mods, I will be glad if this can make front page for more awareness of this unjust situation. Thanks

small 43% you dey para. I live In Thailand where they pay 300% to Import goods or anything from abroad especially goods coming from USA. madam abi oga, pay up and carry your parcel you get luck sey the parcel arrived safely without hearing stories that touch.

TheKing4040:
The black man has a fundamental problem, there's problems and issues everywhere in the world, but Nigerians always have a way of making things hard and harder for his fellow country man.. From 2600 to 10k just because people are scared of using the road you take advantage of them and expect to enjoy the extra funds.. May that extra funds bring diseases,pain and sorrow to the recipients... Reasons like this will make us remain a developing country for 1 million years to come..

If some ignoramus are saying Nigeria is not a country or talking down on Nigeria I wonder If they the think the land itself is what is called Nigeria rather the people living in it. If you're into crime or any dirty means of making a living you are part the problem and have no right to say trash about Nigeria without including yourselves in the problem.

Analyst7:
You can help the poor in ur own capacity but your tithe isn't meant for the poor

yea your tithe is not for the poor but for your wealthy Daddy G.O to fuel and service his private Jet.

DamnnNiggarr:
yeah, never heard of that in my entire life.

yea staying way from sex for a long period of time affect your labido. fact. If you don't have access to constant pussy use your hand.

one good thing about yoruba people is they don't shield and defend a criminal just because he's from their tribe unlike some black juice from Ipobland.

Tinubuadvocate:
He mustn't leave this people alone your family is your people. Buhari really reset the brain of this man.

e go visit him former colleague. thank god I witness the reign of GMB. growing up and listening to stories on how he wanted to discipline lawless Nigerians, I wasn't happy he was over throne. but I thank he came back to still do the little he is doing. Nigerians would remember him as the greatest after he leaves office. God bless GMB. it's not easy to rule lawless and anyhow people. attacks plus counter attacks from everywhere just to discredit his government all because of hatred.

Emergingnation:
That's the benefits of supporting evil

He die exactly one year of supporting this evil government..

The blood of innocent protesters that was massacre during #Endsars protest are indeed at work..

are you a human or something else?? and people like you will be the ones calling Nigeria a zoo with this kind of mentality. I'm sure y'all realized you are animals that's why you call it a zoo.

Ekakamba:

---

Me: yaro ya dai?

Child: lafiya lau malam.

Me: mai ka chi yau?

Child: banchi komai ba, baba da mama ne kawai sun chi gindi.

Me:
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how do you guys ask for sex?? that sounds old fashioned to me. sex happens unexpectedly during romance if you're really attracted to each other. asking for sex is a big turn off to begin with.

Penguin2:


That would be one of the happenstances of life.

How would you compare that to when I see my death and walk into it myself?

you mean how do I compare death with death??

Penguin2:
I don almost join army last year November but I had mercy on my life and withdrew.

Who knows, maybe by now Boko Haram for don blast my brains off or bandits use me for training.

Alternatively, I would have survived all these things and had a wonderful military career.

But I choose not to play my life like a dice abeg.

imagine say after you yarn all this trash keke con hit you for junction die tomorrow morning?? most of you guys don't reason at all.

fourboys:
This man doesn't behave like "USUAL" Aboki. School good oo

mumu he don't behave like aboki coz he's not aboki. what is the meaning of aboki if I may ask?? are all northerners you tag aboki or hausa people?? why una dey confuse una selves for southern Nigeria like this?? very Ignorant and foolish..

abeggnow:
lol. accept responsibility for once.they came in from the north and knew where he was? una mumu no go stop??

These fools are raised by narcissist's parents. their parents raised them blaming fulanis and the North for their failures of not being able to provide for their children. that's why most of them do anything for money. they believe so much in conspiracies, lies and victimization. they don't even know what is sincerity and want a nation of their own. I wish it was possible to give them Biafra let's see how things turns out for them.

Fahdiga:
This one is still living in bondage singing lifeless praises thinking he will make him governor of Enugu state. An asslicker extraordinaire. Failed politician

YOU ARE A FOOL.