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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Aston Villa (0 - 2) On 1st April 2023 by Tumbuleke: 7:27pm On Apr 01, 2023
All my head is screaming ABRAHAMOVIC ABRAHAMOVIC ABRAHAMOVIC ABRAHAMOVIC ABRAHAMOVIC

Chelsea had a template…a blueprint…a precept…a manual…that was hire and fire, regardless of duration and pedigree of coaches. Roman never cared about the pay clause to fire any coach. Every coach goal was to atleast stay at Chelsea beyond two years, that was how high Roman set the standard

That was what made Chelsea the most Successful English club during Roman’s reign

By now Potter for done forget say he ever coached Chelsea sef
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Aston Villa (0 - 2) On 1st April 2023 by Tumbuleke: 6:08pm On Apr 01, 2023
EnterpriseMan:
At this point i don't even know what to feel for Chelsea fans anymore
No feel anything, normal football ups and down. World champions just last year…Na mumu fan dey over think am. Na normal level for football

The concern go begin wen the jinx don start to pass 2-3years…come enter menopause like Arsenal and Man Utd jinx before their deliverance
RomanceRe: Lady In Shock After She Got Dumped By Boyfriend For Not Flushing The Toilet by Tumbuleke: 2:26pm On Mar 30, 2023
rickleye:
I would also .
Which means she doesn’t wash her hands .
If I invite a lady to my house and she wants to use the washroom, I listen for
1. Flush
2. Water running from faucet
3. Hand drying from towel
If I hear flush and 5 secs you open the door. Whatever, I had in mind that evening will NEVER happen.
Omo…E be like say you go write manual keep for front door for any lady make she read before she enter your house oo…lol
PoliticsRe: APC's Uba Sani Wins Kaduna Governorship Election by Tumbuleke:
Ura:
El Rufai is the best thing that has ever happened to kaduna state. His only shortcoming is that he talks too much. No cabal could arm-twist him.
Ghostworkers, he checked them.
Infrastructure development, he tried.
Youth restiveness, he checked them.
Service delivery in the state parastatals, improved.
Tribalism and religious bigotry, checked.
Employment opportunities, he tried.

Concerning the mass sack of workers, without it, there wouldn't have been this kind of cleansing. To make him look bad, top civil servants entrusted with the job took down a lot of innocent people, especially non- indigenes. Due to complains, he asked those affected to re-write the exams, and if they truly passed, they will be reinstated, but their union asked them not to. Those who did were reinstated and have been restored to their former levels.
Concerning the crisis in southern kaduna, it has existed for about forty years or more now, and I believe that the solution lies among them. They must first begin to love themselves in order to find a lasting solution to the problem.

For a long time to come, kaduna state will not find a focused and change oriented leader like the short-man devil as he is popularly known.

If you want to criticize, don't listen to biased heresay. Go and research first.

Long-live outgoing Governor Nasir El Rufai.
Long-live Kaduna state.
Long-lived the beautiful people of Kaduna state.
This is insult to the souls of southern kaduna residents that lost their lives due to insurgency and also an insult to the sensibilities of those alive.

The part you trivialise the systemic ethnic cleansing, genocide that SK had endured for years, and you faulted them on what they literally can’t control is pathetic, insensitive and wicked.

People have been marginalised, debased, insulted and disregarded in all spheres of Kaduna politics, same people that don’t have any control over the tiniest security instruments in the state, same people that armoured tanks, with dare Devil soldiers are mobilised to stop them wherever there’s an attack and they steer themselves up for reprisals, same people El Rufai and his cohorts strategically removed their only symbol of atleast identifying with the state politics and force a Muslim Muslim ticket on them. Same people El rufai categorically left them to the mercies of kidnappers by categorically and publicly saying his government won’t negotiate with any kidnapper, even without adequate securities provided.

Contrary to the rubbish you opined, they galvanised themselves and wanted out of the matrimony called Kaduna by seeking for creation of Gurara state, but as expected…The powers that be threw the idea to the bin

Like I always say, Kaduna debacles was just a limus test to see the viability of an idea, and then same idea projected on a federal scale, especially during this El Rufai and Buhari reign. Unfortunately, same idea manifested and found its root also at federal level. Muslim Muslim ticket was first tested by El Rufai for the first time in KD, and then sold to APC at the federal level.

Note: This my rejoinder is only addressing the insensitive part of your post that downplay SK plights because it’s been there for ages.
PoliticsRe: Who Is Winning In Kaduna Governorship Election? by Tumbuleke: 9:03pm On Mar 19, 2023
Zandena:
Muslim-Muslim ticket has triumphed again in Kaduna even with the Christians voting for PDP!
Anybody ho wants to win election through religious sentiments especially in the north will always fail woefully.
Muslim-Muslim ticket has come to stay in Kaduna just like it did in Niger state and nothing Christians and their Muslim collaborators can do about it!
Oga, you are brainwashed, obtuse and cloaked with stark religious bigotry yourself. No dey disguise.

So, your ultimate achievement is for Kaduna to be under a Muslim Muslim governance, while you bask away in perpetual penury and stark illiteracy. What has the Muslim rulership done exceptionally for you, aside the piles of Almajiri littered all around kd from Kawo to Rigasa to Tudun Wada etc. All In your quest to occasionally have some dopamine released in your body that Muslim Muslim are incharge of kd.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid vs Liverpool UCL (1 - 0) On 15th March 2023 by Tumbuleke: 1:50pm On Mar 16, 2023
Buddha3:
Chelsea no go surprise anybody this season abeg!

Their UCL journey is ending in the quarter-finals. They've even survived this long cause they've been hugely lucky to be drawing the lesser teams.
Baba, calm down…no dey cap rubbish with your full chest. I respect your in-depth analysis, and particularly, your articulation: but rest please..people have been showing you how Chelsea triumphed in past UCL, even when they were by far underdogs…but you seem to downplay that factor. Yes, they are not in any good form, but it takes defeating a fairly good team to start up the spark for them, going by history.

To be very good with predictions and forecasts, you have to factor even the tiniest variation. Like someone said, if dem defeat Napoli now, your next position will be that they park the bus that’s why, but you forgot to factor that in your analysis as well.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Borussia Dortmund UCL (2 - 0) On 7th March 2023 by Tumbuleke: 8:16am On Mar 08, 2023
Autobot05:
You didn't face them .. should I remind you of the last time you faced Bayern or cheesy
If I be the guy wey you dey quote, I no go respond to your post again because you no know wetin you dey yarn….Chelsea eliminated Madrid enroute to winning Champions league, so you saying Chelsea didn’t face them is bulaba talk
PoliticsRe: Banky W Break Silence As He Loses Eti-Osa Reps Seat To Labour Party by Tumbuleke: 10:04am On Mar 07, 2023
Banky take heart and go again…winning mentality

Buhari even shed lie lie tears for us that time, he talk say he just see the suffering of the poor masses come pity them… Baba enter use three whips koboko wipe shege comot our body

you no do pass that one
PoliticsRe: Kaduna Guber Poll: APC Faces Tough Hurdle As 9 Candidates Step Down For PDP by Tumbuleke: 10:34pm On Mar 06, 2023
VEXT:
Still Muslim-muslim ticket..


Only dumb Christians don't know what's happening in Nigeria
Kaduna is used as a pilot scale experiment, and the model if successful is then projected on a federal or national scale level. That has been the blueprint of APC throughout Buhari/El Rufai rule.
PoliticsRe: Kaduna Guber Poll: APC Faces Tough Hurdle As 9 Candidates Step Down For PDP by Tumbuleke: 10:24pm On Mar 06, 2023
ebbo:
Plateau is also Christian Christians ticket, but u guys don't see it as anything due to hypocrisy
What is the percentage of Christians to Muslims in Plateau state, despite the systematic ethnic cleansing of the Plateau populace. Also, what is the percentage of Muslim to Christians in Kaduna state?

I will love to see your reaction when Nigeria elect a Christian Christian as President and Vice to see who is more of the hypocrite.
PoliticsRe: Kaduna Guber Poll: APC Faces Tough Hurdle As 9 Candidates Step Down For PDP by Tumbuleke: 10:21pm On Mar 06, 2023
murtaj:
Our vote in kaduna belong to uba sani not APC
Confuse.com
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea vs Leeds (1 - 0) On 4th March 2023 by Tumbuleke: 4:00pm On Mar 04, 2023
Oh Roman Abrahamovic

Your propensity to hire and fire at the slightest excuse was the secret of Chelsea’s monumental success during your reign…Every coach at Chelsea knew he was as good as his last two matches results, regardless of his pedigree. That was your business model, your modus operandi.

To all Chelsea fans, we will come back stronger, just a normal downward spiral every club witness.Moreover, Chelsea was just the world champions before Madrid won the trophy recently, I find consolation in that.

Let’s just do the experiments this season, we are coming with bangers KTBFF
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Wins All The Local Governments In Ogun by Tumbuleke:
[b]I laugh at people abusing an ethnic group particularly Igbo for not supporting Tinubu or PDP. I’m not Igbo, like many others, and not supporting either Parties. Mind you, 2015 I among many others canvassed for CHANGE passionately. Though I didn’t participated in the voting process because the change was a choice between the devil and deep blue sea. That singular choice, affected all and sundry.

Here we go again, having to choose between a party that destroy the table of fairness and equity in its choice of candidates, to make matter worse anointing a frail man to lead this super complex entity. Buhari mismanagement of the nation mainly due to his frailties and incessant I’ll-health wasn’t enough lessons for us I guess, his continuous absence and cold approach on national issues wasn’t enough to have a rethink.

Well, like I told a very fanatic Obidient long time ago, there’s no way Obi will be win, not because of his unpopularity, but because this process will be massively rigged against him, that’s even if he was say having the most votes, reasons because he is an outlier of Igbo extraction, and because of his unpopularity in the core north, which hold the instruments to rig with restless abandon and this riggers are backed by higher authorities. Trust me, the rigging a lot of people saw on social media in south west and south east is very very infinitesimal compared with what did core north are capable of doing. I particularly witnessed this rigged process in favour of Buhari in 2015, which made me foe with some of my friends because they thought I was part of the shi.t due to my canvassing for change before the election in 2015.

Well, except we want to live in self denial, APC will most likely hand the baton themselves, and only time will time if our agitations and opinions in hindsight were correct or not.[/b]
PoliticsRe: INEC Declares Lp's Donatus Mathew Winner Of Kaura Fed Constituency Kaduna by Tumbuleke:
stuffs2002:
Almajiri wey dey rule una and ride una as we like
Rule wey you dey carry your kuturu hands and VVF invested kpekuses come disturb me with babia Allah begging, with rusted iron plated aluminium containers littered with dry miyan kuka of the previous day begging…na rule be that abi curse.
PoliticsRe: INEC Declares Lp's Donatus Mathew Winner Of Kaura Fed Constituency Kaduna by Tumbuleke:
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PoliticsRe: INEC Declares Lp's Donatus Mathew Winner Of Kaura Fed Constituency Kaduna by Tumbuleke: 11:16pm On Feb 26, 2023
stuffs2002:
What do you expect from a Chongai after chopping dogmeat and burukutu.

Na you type rubbish yet na you dey argue
Go and sleep so that the burukutu wears off
Ahh..bros wetin hot like this again…haha

Na you talk say I know little about SK, na you still talk say I come from SK…all in your effort to force an identity on me

Almajiri na Almajiri sha. Una don burn and suck Deborah Samuel blood for Sokoto don begin find the next ritual to sacrifice abi
PoliticsRe: INEC Declares Lp's Donatus Mathew Winner Of Kaura Fed Constituency Kaduna by Tumbuleke: 10:55pm On Feb 26, 2023
stuffs2002:
It is no one's fault you failed to understand what you typed.

Go back and read what you typed, this time slowly. You may be lucky to comprehend your own words
You are a special breed bro…I rest my case
PoliticsRe: INEC Declares Lp's Donatus Mathew Winner Of Kaura Fed Constituency Kaduna by Tumbuleke: 10:49pm On Feb 26, 2023
stuffs2002:
Ignorant ramblings..

Go and find out about Southern Kaduna. This is a PDP loss because APC was never going to win Southern Kaduna because of their hatred for El-Rufai and the Hausa/Fulani people.

You know nothing about Kaduna politics
Bros,,you make me laugh

You are saying same thing as me but in different ways, please read to comprehend not impulsive response. I said SK no wan carry ear hear APC because of their dislike for the party. Secondly, I said without rigging and manipulation LP will win most of SK, which obviously is more dent for PDP because they are mostly pdp supporters. Abi your issue be say I put APC for the sentence. Abeg no quote me again to repeat same thing, no be me collect your elementary classes school fees.
PoliticsRe: INEC Declares Lp's Donatus Mathew Winner Of Kaura Fed Constituency Kaduna by Tumbuleke: 7:56pm On Feb 26, 2023
stuffs2002:

How little you know about Southern Kaduna
..

This is a PDP loss as southern Kaduna is a stronghold of the PDP and not APC
How easy is it for you to conclude about my knowledge of SK

where is incorrect in my post, is it the fact that most of SK have a new allegiance to Labour Party or that APC is not popular in SK?

your rebuttal is just a subset of my submission. So pleased comprehend what you read better next time before dishing out a rejoinder
PoliticsRe: INEC Declares Lp's Donatus Mathew Winner Of Kaura Fed Constituency Kaduna by Tumbuleke: 4:57pm On Feb 26, 2023
If no rigging or manipulation, southern kaduna is 95% Labour Party…..The vess wey that part of Kaduna no want hear anything APC ehn, I no sure say any region for naija get that vess
Christianity EtcRe: How You Can Pray And Be Heard !!! by Tumbuleke: 10:04am On Feb 26, 2023
RosyIsBlessed:
Why are you derailing the thread with this?

Rule 1 violated.
Why won’t he violate the rule when the bias nature of this platform is so glaring to the blind. For Islamic post on Friday, there’s is a swear of allegiance to Mohammed before getting access to Islamic post, while for a Christian post, it is open to every Tom, Dick and Harry.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Real Madrid: UCL (2 - 5) On 21st February 2023 by Tumbuleke: 5:51am On Feb 22, 2023
Amayabor1:
Nor dey put Chelsea and Real madrid for the same sentence. So if Real Madrid meet Chelsea this season, Chelsea go survive? Una too dey play.

Na so una take hype all the epl teams last season until Madrid remove them one by one; Chelsea, Man City, Liverpool.

Oga go sleep abeg. Na only man city stand a chance against real Madrid. Make Chelsea first beat Southampton before them go dey talk about removing Madrid from champions league.
Why your argument dey disjointed bro, stand one place abeg or I go recommend therapy session for you. I dey tell you say it wasn’t a walk in the park for Madrid when both teams played on several occasions like this Liverpool defeat, you dey yarn dust. Same Chelsea line laliga teams flog them to lift their champions league (Real Madrid, Athletico Madrid, Sevilla), better flogging ooo, no be like Real Madrid wey narrowly dey escape against the epl teams like city and Chelsea
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Real Madrid: UCL (2 - 5) On 21st February 2023 by Tumbuleke: 11:40pm On Feb 21, 2023
Kenneth10110:
At the end them comot Chelsea or them no comot Chelsea na you they cap to much self.
Chelsea No comot dem the preceding season??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Real Madrid: UCL (2 - 5) On 21st February 2023 by Tumbuleke: 11:38pm On Feb 21, 2023
Amayabor1:
Oga na you dey cap nonsense. If nor be craze wey dey your head, how you go compare Chelsea to Almighty Madrid? Head to head, madrid has an edge over Chelsea. Nor be last season Madrid go Stamford bridge go beat Chelsea 3-0.

Una go just dey talk nonsense
You see reason wey make book no like your head abi…firstly, Madrid won 3-1 for Stamford bridge, Chelsea go Bernabue win 3-2. The preceding season, both team draw 1-1 for Bernabue and Chelsea won 2-0 for the bridge…so carry your beer parlour analysis go bet naija shop argue because I no see wey 3-0 comot from. Secondly, who compare Madrid as a club to Chelsea, I dey compare their champions league meetings but your head no comprehend, you dey yarn dust
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Real Madrid: UCL (2 - 5) On 21st February 2023 by Tumbuleke: 10:38pm On Feb 21, 2023
oluwasunkanmi97:
Yes, Chelsea beat a Madrid that was out of form and filled with multiple injuries. It is not the same Madrid.
Una too dey cap rubbish. Chelsea beat both strong and weak Madrid abi wetin you call them. Infact not only beat, Madrid were completely outplayed at the Bernabue, sotey Modric abi na who dem interview after the match talk say this na one of the strongest opponent he had ever faced. If to say no be Tuchel wey suppose pack the bus for those last mins of play, he go comot wan add more goals before Rodrigo score

Baba no cap rubbish, enjoy una victory go sleep
CelebritiesRe: Williams Uchemba Shares Pictures Of His Daughter At 1 by Tumbuleke: 4:33pm On Feb 09, 2023
Uche’s wife is all that I look for in a woman. Like all that I look for.

Firstly, I admire her beauty and class. Secondly, the fact that she saw what she wanted and initiated their first conversation with Uche by sending him a dm via his Instagram.

Thirdly, and ultimately, I went through her social media handle, Instagram precisely, I was surprised to see such a beautiful woman with everything to flash and attract followers, do runs or classy hookup via her page…but she’s got just 450 followers thereabout, with her account on private. Trust me, there is something about a female especially, being very active on social media, and keeping a home…most times, the two don’t go hand in hand.

Personally, a lady very active on social media, especially not business page or making influential talks or branding, is a very big No to me. Very big red flag to me.

Finally, Uche’s wife comportment, religiosity, low key profile and homely personality is something God has to personally Favor you with to meet such person in today’s world.

I celebrate you brother, you and your wife’s lifestyle is inspiring and worthy of emulation. Happy Birthday to your first seed bruv
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Everton Vs Arsenal (1 - 0) On 4th February 2023 by Tumbuleke: 3:19pm On Feb 04, 2023
Everton na god go punish una….una want Man City to win this league again

I no be Arsenal fan, but make any team win the league except Man City
SportsRe: Enzo Fernandez Undergoing Medical Ahead Of Record Move To Chelsea by Tumbuleke:
Frakintayo:
It is not peculiar to a particular country/continent. It's not always easy to bridge the gap between the rich and the poor, the have and the have not.
If you like dey there dey speak English you hear, dem born those people wealthy?…You no see as Mpape, Bukayo Saka poppies groom their talent till the world recognise them.

Talent go shoot you and you go recoup your ancestral 20 years lost generational wealth…
SportsRe: Enzo Fernandez Undergoing Medical Ahead Of Record Move To Chelsea by Tumbuleke: 11:08pm On Jan 31, 2023
Same country wey people dey work 13hrs shift, clean different yanshes…collect highest £23k annually with tax join…na same country dem pay person £400k,300k,200,100 or even £50k per week.

All these Japarians to UK, if no be football una wan go FORCE una kids join, I no see any reason for una Japa ooo…na same sufferness laced with better electricity and security grin
PoliticsRe: 2023: I Am In Talks With Kwankwaso, Obi & one of them may possibly come - Atiku by Tumbuleke: 10:20pm On Jan 31, 2023
Anybody that didn’t see the hand written on the wall is completely out of touch with naija politics. I have been saying it from time immemorial, the north are excited to hand over power to a Northern MUSLIM, whoever he is…to them is better than Kafiri, a derogatory name for non Muslim. Kwankwaso still hanging on is a game plan to dissuade people attention, and then step down for Atiku at the 11th hour. Tinubu is just a better alternative to them than a Christian from South, nothing more. Atiku was despised by them all the term he ran for presidency because his rivals were northern Muslims. For now, he will is the eye of the northern Muslim in this contest. So, Kwankwaso stepping down for Atiku has already been cooked in the oven, is just becoming glare to those who seem blind to Nigeria politics
TravelRe: Canadian Student Visa Thread Part 22 by Tumbuleke: 10:11pm On Jan 31, 2023
Bobomaigida:
Dear Sleek, if you have secured your admission, when is your resumption time? Cos you are supposed to have bult up the finances for at least 4 months, as to your question. You can look for finance company to lend you the money and ensure they put the Educational loan when they send the funds to you after like a month, pay them the interest for the month and use your friends funds to pay off the loan. That is your frined will send them the money, so in your SOP you will state that you have secured a loan for your programme which your hubby will be paying off from his salary.
If you want to use sale of land, you have to ensure you some documentation to show that the land was actually sold- like receipt or agreement ( you can ******* this one)
Hello bro, please I will need you to guide someone towards securing study visa. She is completely new to the whole thing, I will message you please. Thanks
TravelRe: Canadian Student Visa Thread Part 22 by Tumbuleke: 10:04pm On Jan 31, 2023
MJ1000:
IT IS PPPPRRRRRR!!!!!!
Baba God your daughter is grateful!!!!


HAAAA THIS FEELING IS GOOD
May we all feel this way
Hello,

Please, I need your assistance in guiding someone through the study visa path In Canada. I will send you a message. Thanks

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