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lilytender:
Compared to this. A tale of two first couples.

Educated illiterates from the south south.

oluwasegun400:
The remains of National Union of Road Transport Workers (NURTW) chieftain, Rasaq Bello, popularly called Hamburger who was killed in Shogunleon May 29, allegedly by members of a rival gang allegedly led by Samson Agbetoye, popularly called Golden has been laid to rest!


May his soul rest in perfect peace, Amen...

Source: http://www.flexygist.com.ng/2017/06/02/photos-from-the-burial-of-nurtw-chieftain-hamburger/

Hamburger ko, sandwich ni! nonsense tout person.

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if na Christians attack dem now dem go don dey shout up and down carrying daggers and knives, killing Christians. Nonsense!

Badgers14:
Her make up tho..

Did I spot skin bleaching

Yoruba women can bleach their skin with useless tattoo all over. Dem go com fix long eye lashes like broom.

money121:
Saw this on Facebook tonight...
But why

Inalilai wahi nali rajium...

Every soul shall taste death

Nonsense touts

lekanolas:
A prominent member of the National Union of Road Transport Workers (NURTW) in Lagos is feared dead.

Rasaq Bello, popularly called Hamburger, was shot on Monday in the Shogunle area of Lagos during the local council primaries of the All Progressives Congress (APC).

He was shot by members of a rival gang led by Samson Agbetoye, popularly called Golden.

Golden belongs to the MC Olumo faction of the NURTW in the state.

Bounce News gathered that trouble started shortly after the council primary in the Shogunle ward was abruptly aborted after members protested the modalities for the conduct of the exercise.

The exercise was held at the Shogunle Town Hall.

It was furthered gathered that Hamburger and his group later stormed the base of Golden in Ago Owu street.
Both camps exchanged gun shots. One of the shots hit Hamburger and was ferried away from the scene of the incident by his supporters.

The bloody incident has forced residents of Owode Street and environs to flee their homes over fears of a reprisal attack.

Lagos State police command spokesperson, said he has not been briefed on the matter.

Hamburger is the Lagos State Treasurer of Tricycle Operators, a branch of NURTW.

He was recently installed as the Akinrogun of Shogunle.

http://news.bounce.ng/Content/breaking-popular-nurtw-boss-hambuger-shot-fear-dead-20170529

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ObiOmaMu:
Just coming after Funke Akindele called out AirFrance for losing her luggage in Paris, superstar Nigerian film maker and actor, Kunle Afolayan who gave us movies like 'Phone Swap' and 'October 1', has taken to social media to cry out for help after he lost his luggage in same Paris.

According to him, he forgot his small bag in the uber he rode this morning from the airport, and the lost bag contains his his international passport, laptop and other valuables.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/05/nigerian-filmmaker-kunle-afolayan-loses-international-passport-laptop-valuables-paris.html

So?

Specialspesh:
Some Corpers were allegedly forced to sleep outside after a Lagos NYSC camp admitted more than its capacity and became overcrowded.

According to a Facebook user, Aniebiet Anie Udo who shared this, soldiers sent the corpers out of the registration hall which made them resort to sleeping on the floor.

Source: http://www.cambellsblog.com/2017/05/corps-members-forced-to-sleep-outside.html

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Specialspesh:
Some Corpers were allegedly forced to sleep outside after a Lagos NYSC camp admitted more than its capacity and became overcrowded.

According to a Facebook user, Aniebiet Anie Udo who shared this, soldiers sent the corpers out of the registration hall which made them resort to sleeping on the floor.

Source: http://www.cambellsblog.com/2017/05/corps-members-forced-to-sleep-outside.html

For wetin na? even when the jobs are certainly not available after everything.

oshe11:
Is Vegetable Buhari coming






Well.....



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Of course your wretched dad na vegetable.

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Clash between Aye and Buccaneer cult groups leaves one Nigerian critically injured in Malaysia
According to reports, the incident took place on Sunday in Damansara, at a lounge owned by a man simply identified as Mr Soul.
The Aye cult members were said to be having a drink when the Buccaneers stormed the place with weapons. .
In the course of the fight, a Nigerian man called Edirin Goru aka Forty, was left with severe injuries and now battling for his life at an undisclosed hospital in the country.

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Source>> http://www.kemifilani.com/2017/05/aye-and-buccaneer-cult-groups-clash-in.html

Bastards and untrained kids

JamieBlog:
Police in Indianapolis, capital of Indiana in the United States have launched a manhunt for the killer of a Nigerian pastor, Oluwadayomisi Epenusi.

The 66 year old Nigerian was shot to death at the weekend at an apartment complex near 10th Street and I-465 on the city’s west side. Friends and neighbors said Epenusi, had only recently moved to Indiana from Nigeria where he worked as a pastor.

Neighbors say they heard a series of gunshots early Saturday morning. “I heard about 15 gunshots. It was nuts,” said neighbor Kristina Teague

Teague called 911, but by the time police arrived the victim had run back to his apartment and a roommate then drove the bleeding man to Eskenazi Hospital where the 66-year-old died, unable to explain to his roommate what led up to the shooting. “The roommate said when he was on the way he asked him what happened and why he got shot, but the man couldn’t say nothing because he was still in pain,” said Moshood Kafaru.

Kafaru moved to the United States from Nigeria , as did the victim who worked as a pastor. “He was just a nice person who would go to work and come home and go to church. He didn’t talk to nobody. He never bothered nobody,” said Kafaru.

Police don’t know for sure, but Kafaru believes the violence started as a robbery. “He was holding a purse. He refused to let it go. They thought he had money in the purse, but he didn’t want to let it go,” said Kafaru.

A large group of Nigerians live in the apartment complex and those that knew Epenusi say he had been working hard to help his kids to move to the United States. “They just got a visa. That why he was working, so his family can come over here,” said Kafaru. “He was just an innocent man and it just upsets me that he’s gone just like that.”

“It’s really sad because he was here sending money to his family,” said Teague.

Police have asked people with information to contact Crime Stoppers at 317-262-TIPS.

SOURCE: http://www.jamienaija.com/2017/05/us-police-launch-manhunt-for-killer-of.html

At 66 u still go abroad dey hustle. Wetin u dey find up and down u don see am.

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lordkhalifa:
I want to see pictures of grandpa buhari in London mortuary

Mumu! are u sure buhari won't live longer than you?wishing a generous president dead. Illiterate!

Heartmender1:
Chai! RIP!! And one pastor has already given a prophetic vision about lot of Nigeria actors and actresses dying this year but no one believes him.

Leave that story. The pastor dey use psychology. Nigerian actors and actresses are many so there is a high chance of some percentage exiting the world.

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really interested.

i have a laptop and ready to start

Recharge card printing in this era of VTU where everybody is going digital?

masterbator:
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I've been in this forum for years now but for the sake of this post, I decided to create a new account to conceal my identity and prevent the humiliation that I have actually brought upon myself from getting much worse and severe.

I am a 21 year old undergraduate and I can no longer hide this anymore, masturbation is killing me, this act is slowly eating me away and all I've been doing is watch. I masturbate twice daily and this is killing me. I feel depressed, worthless, dispirited, lost the will to live. I've tried a couple times to stop but it's like trying to quit smoking when the pipe is attached to your body.

Without masturbation I can not sleep. Without it, I can't go on for a day. It's like a demon that has chained me down. I can't watch myself destroy my own life and that's why I post here. I've been masturbating for 8 years now and I want to stop it please.

I need help. NLders please if you are going through this endless self-destructive loop please indicate your interest in quitting. If you have overcome this deamon, please kindly tell me how? Please I need to break free from this. It's destroying every other part of my life.

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BrandSpurNG:
In March 2017, the total number of GSM subscribers was 151,999,197, which was 2,125,405 less than in December 2016, equivalent to a decrease of 1.38%. This was the first quarterly decline since the previous March.

According to the Nigerian Telecommunication Sector Report (Q1 2017), released by the National Bureau of Statistics yesterday, Airtel was the only GSM provider to record an increase in the number of subscribers relative to the previous quarter, of 1.58%, which means this provider recorded the highest growth rate for the second consecutive quarter.

Their number increased by 540,196 to reach 34,656,605 between December 2016 and March 2017. This was nevertheless lower than the quarterly growth rate of 4.09% recorded in December 2016. Although the other three providers recorded decreases in their numbers over this period, the decrease recorded by Globacom was slight.

With 37,328,827 subscribers, Globacom had 29,016 fewer subscribers in March 2017 than in December 2016, a decrease of only 0.08%. In percentage terms, Etisalat recorded the largest decline, for the third consecutive month, of 5.71% compared to 2.34% for MTN. However, given that MTN has significantly more subscribers, with 60,391,959 in March 2017 compared to 19,621,806 for Etisalat, their monthly decrease was larger in absolute terms. MTN lost 1,448,502 subscribers relative to December 2016, compared to a loss of 1,188,083 for Etisalat.

These trends did not change the overall ranking of GSM providers in terms of numbers of subscribers. MTN remained the largest provider, and accounted for 39.73% in March 2017, a slightly lower share than the share of 40.12% at the end of the previous quarter. Airtel and Globacom each increased their share slightly over the same period, from 22.14% to 22.8%, and from 24.24% to 24.56% respectively.



Read more: https://brandspurng.com/mtn-still-has-the-highest-gsm-internet-and-mobile-subscribers-in-q1-2017/

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