₦airaland Forum

dre11:
http://punchng.com/gunmen-clash-over-girlfriend-shoot-trader-dead/

All the names involved reminds me of some silly and useless denomination who cares.

FlirtyKaren:
http://www.lailasblog.com/access-bank-reacts-porn-movie-appeared-screen-unilag-branch-today/



See earlier thread here https://www.nairaland.com/3982369/porn-displayed-access-bank-atm

Liars!

Neminc:
All I can glean from the story is that two promiscuous slay queens went for all night olosho runs and after several rounds of marathon knacking by uncircumcised rods they were too exhausted to escape when a fire started in their hotel room. And now I am supposed to say R.I.P right? Even when I know that in hell right now, the devil is boiling them in a big pot of hot water and singing Ajekun Iya. No, I can't deceive myself. I can only advise those slay queens who are still alive "beware of runs, it kills"

The person who made this comment I wish I knew u. I would have given u a billion naira award if am opportune. You said it as it is! God bless U.

godwinweb:
Dear business Seeker
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How To Start Bulksms Business.
To start bulksms business is as easy as anything you can ever think of and same with managing the business. Below is the steps to get started.
1. WEBSITE: what I mean by website is that you most have a bulksms website, that is where you have people send a sms with your bulksms website and sending the sms is not free they will have to pay you before making use of your website. As they are sending the sms in bulk your money is coming in bulk. You will also be a reseller, which means anybody that registered under your website will have to buy unit from your website before he/she can be able to send sms. Remember we can help design a good website to get started, the cost is pocket friendly.
2. SMS UNIT: what is sms unit, now sms unit is what enables you or any customer that registered under your website to send sms. Without sms unit you cannot send sms. Before coming to this level you might have built a bulksms website. you can buy sms unit from our platform if you already have a bulksms website. www.smsforth.com
3. PROMOTION: after having your bulksms website you have to promote it so that people in Nigeria and in other country will know about your bulksms website for them to start making use of your platform. You can do that on social media like Facebook, twitter, whatsapp, email, etc and you can also use your bulksms website to market your platform by getting the updated gsm database grouped by state and local govt. we can also provide that for you.
I will go in to the benefits of this bulksms business because is not just telling you how to start but will also tell you how you can benefit. In our country now nobody will ever invest in what he/she cannot benefits from.
Do you know that election is coming up and campaign is going in different parties and states now let’s assume you have a bulksms website and it happens to be that the party you are supporting or it can be from any other party wants to send sms as a campaign telling the audience that there will be a party meeting on 25th of next month. ok all this long story where is it heading to, remember we are assuming” now you have them use your bulksms website and they have like 5000 audience to receive the sms and the sms will be send twice a week , it mean in a year (52weeks) you have sold 520,000 units to them. If you make a profit of just N1 per unit you sold, it means you have earn N520,000 per year from this same party every year, and can you send this to E.g church, hospital, schools, business owners, night club, salon, restaurant, politician contesting for election, mosque, hotel. Now you see bulksms business is what investing in. many have this bulksms business and they are really doing well. They say “opportunity knock on the door of prepared man not a preparing man”.
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Your internet friend,
Godwin.

Guy, bulk SMS na business wey don die. Everybody now owns a site including myself; so leave matter for Mathias.

7Alexander:
Who dodo help.

Give me 2-3pieces of Puff Puff and a bottle of chilled Fanta, and leave the rest to God

Una no go kill person for nairaland

lollypglobal:
you have issues with them

Yes I do. I bought the virgin black 10000mah and it could not complete a full charge of my infinix phone. It stopped at 87%. I also bought 14000mah virgin white, still could not charge my infinix to maximum; stops at 73% and power banks goes off. 14000mah should charge my phone twice, while 10000mahshould charge once, and another 50% charge. I had to settle for Romoss and joway. Fantastic products!!

teeboy800:
Hi guys,
pls, where can i get potential buyers (wholesale) of hair extensions(attachments, wigs, weaves, etc) in Lagos.
Your opinions matters as it wll give me desired buiness decisions as to where to 'pitch my tent' in this hair business.
A comparatively new to the Lagos market.

Google it!

JamieNaij:
Endowed socialite, Roman Goddess dresses to kill in black gown in these new photos she shared on her social media page.

Roman Goddess shows her beautiful make up face as she celebrates her recent engagement to a man in Dubai.

NEWS VIA: http://www.jamienaija.com/2017/08/roman-goddess-slays-in-black-gown-in.html

All the people here saying she is disgusting, if dem lock una together with roman goddess in a closed room for a day and she opens her puss...for u, u go still get mouth talk say she is disgusting abi!

JamieNaij:
Ex Big Brother Naija Contestant and President of Boss Nation, Tokunbo Idowu's first lead role in the movie title Sleeved.

TBoss is acting alongside Dan Ugoji, Grey Ojefua, Diana Egwuatu and so on.

We'd like to see how good Tboss is.

NEWS VIA: http://www.jamienaija.com/2017/08/tboss-cops-first-lead-role-in-movie.html

Nonsense!!

Brownville007:
From the moment you step out of the interview room, your eagerness and anxiety increases. You simply want to know the next step -to hear back from the Interviewers. You become more glued to your phone so as not to miss any call and your email is always the first thing you check in the morning and before going to bed. Most frustrating is the fact that you knew you ought to ask some questions in a job interview which you rightly did.
Funny enough, unless you have an inside connection in the company, you probably might never know why you were never contacted but for those who didn’t, here are five solid reasons on why you never heard back from the
Interviewers/recruiters.

Mistakes in your Resume: There is no greater turn-off to an interviewer than a mistake-riddled CV/resume. No employer wants to place responsibility into the hands of an employee who can’t even write a document about themselves without mistakes. No doubt, your CV must first create an impression to the recruiter before you are even called up for an interview. If you know pointing to details is one of your weak points, it’s advisable to proof-read it well
before the final submission or you get someone to do it for
you.
The Interviewers/Recruiters Haven’t Made Up Their Minds: Getting back to potential employees can be a daunting task to recruiters/interviews especially when all the candidates for the post all seemed to be qualified. When this is the case, be sure that the recruiters are still in doubt about the best person for the job.
3. You are simply not Qualified: Long term job search can force you to churn out sporadic CVs and resumes to positions you are not qualified for. Doing this won’t help you at all rather you can channel your energy on things you can be doing if you are unemployed



4. Poor Interview Skills: Your CV/Resume is an award-winning one. And so what? (Paying a professional copy writer to write or edit it for you is as simple as ABC. I am not saying it’s wrong. I encourage it as long as it will land you an interview). Know this, the words on the paper is not enough to land you the job the words coming out of your mouth are riddled with grammatical blunders While slang in an interview is a total no-no, try as much as possible to avoid the use of ” yeah”, ” eh eh em¦¦¦. (you would simply be perceived as not being confident and tenable to lying). This alone is enough to turn your
Interviewer(s) off and make the whole interview process
boring.

5. Your Social Media Speaks Bad About You: This might be
Strange to you. Recruiters are simply adopting ”ridiculous” means daily to disqualify applicants especially when there are two qualified candidates for a single post. A background check on your social media profile might be all the employer need to decide hiring you or not. From your LinkedIn, Facebook account to Twitter, always maintain some levels of professionalism. Using a female picture as your Display Picture when you are a male is darm unprofessional as a job seekers. You probably don’t know who is watching.

BONUS

6. Your Appearance is off the Hook: While a first impression goes a long way in endearing you to your potential employer(s) the truth remains that recruiters are continuously judging a book by its cover daily. Even though we castigate recruiters who do not do enough to see the potentials of those they are interviewing due to their shady appearance, as an applicant, try as much as possible to keep in touch with the fashion trends of your day. An eighteenth century dressing mode in this age is enough to shut the door against you.

Over to You
Off course there are so many other reasons that are not listed here, we will appreciate you sharing it with us through the comment box below.
Be Social
Reading is good but sharing is better. Someone (who you might even know) somewhere need these tips right now.
This is one of the ways you can encourage us to improve better.

Source: https://www.career4dev.com/5-solid-reasons-why-you-never-heard-back-from-the-interviewersrecruiters/

Guy I disagree with ur silly ass!

First, why would they shortlist u when your CV is not impressive. So your first point is vague.

Secondly, who has time to go and be confirming job seekers lifestyle on social media?

Thirdly, in the Nigerian context, they must have gotten their candidate, so ur interview was just to fulfil their recruitment deception

Fourth point is, must everyone say ''yes sir'' to people like slaves?

Ceoflexygist:
As posted by one of the sisters...


"My wonderful people help me and thank God for a successful graduation.. Class of 2017.. Me and my siblings its not easy o.. The OGU's family"

Source: http://www.flexygist.net/2017/08/06/four-nigerian-siblings-graduate-same-day-photos/

So and are they going to heal Buhari?

chuksobi50:
Hi guys, Have you heard of affiliate marketing in Nigeria? I know your answer might be yes or no but whatever it is- I will show you how to make tons of money and profits from affiliate marketing here in Nigeria. All you need to do is be smart and find hot moving products to promote and then watch your bank account swell.

To acquire money requires valor, to keep money requires prudence, and to spend money well is an art.
Now let me tell you want you don’t know. You have to learn the art of selling through the internet – a certain teacher in a private school in V.I Lagos I showed this business two months ago is already making as much as me monthly because of her passion and dedication. I want you to pay attention and learn as much as you can- The sky is your limit.


What Is Affiliate Marketing?
Essentially affiliate marketing involves a merchant paying a commission to other online entities, known as affiliates, for referring new business to the merchant’s website. Affiliate marketing is performance-based, which means affiliates only get paid when their promotional efforts actually result in a transaction.
Affiliates
Affiliates can be any manner of site, but generally they tend to be bloggers or other content sites related to the merchant’s industry.
Affiliates work to introduce their visitors to the merchant’s brand. They might write a post about a new product or promotion on the merchant’s site, feature banner ads on their site that drive people to the merchant’s site, or offer visitors a special coupon code. If people come from that affiliate’s site and make a purchase, that affiliate gets paid.

Affiliate marketing rocks! Here’s how it works:
You find a product you want to sell, this can be literally anything from eBooks, DVD’s to blenders on Amazon. You can promote this product with an affiliate link, your website visitor will read about it, perhaps find it interesting, click then link, go to the products website and perhaps buy it. If they do buy it, you will get a commission. A commission could be anything from 4% (using for physical products) to 75% (for downloadable products like eBooks & software).
One of the great benefits of affiliate marketing is that you don't have to develop, store, organize delivery or manage payment systems for the products and services you are selling. The product owner takes care of all these things. There's also no need to worry about answering any customer questions or issues, as all you are doing is referring business.
While it may sound like a quick and easy way to make money, you do have to put in some time and work to build your business.


However in order to bring it home, so you as a Nigeria can make real money and enjoy same benefits like those in foreign countries without too much complexities. Am going to show you how as beginner you can do this- all you need is to join this membership academy that holds you by the hand and guide you diligently until you start making money on the internet. Dear friend it’s possible to make up to 300k plus monthly guaranteed. This is not MMM or Ponzi scheme- Google the internet and see how big boys make money on the internet. Its possible for you as I have made it simple.

This system works perfectly and if you are serious within one week you will start making money-
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homicsblinks:
... Shooting caused by Feud between Brothers living Outside Nigeria.

The Ozubulu community in Ekwusigo local government area of Anambra State were this morning thrown into mourning as a gun man walked into St Philip's Catholic Church and started shooting sporadically, killing 11 and injuring 18 persons.On hearing the sad development, Governor Obiano stormed the scene to ascertain the level of damage and sympathize with the people.

Speaking at the Church premises, the governor revealed that preliminary security investigations show that the shooting was caused by a feud between two brothers from the community living outside Nigeria."This is sacrilegious, totally unacceptable in Anambra State." - Gov Obiano.The deeply saddened governor asked the people to go about their businesses without fear or panic noting that this isolated case must be followed to the root and all perpetrators must be brought to book.

"We can't allow this happen in Anambra, we must get everyone involved to face the music" the governor declared.Gov Obiano also visited Nnamdi Azikiwe University Teaching Hospital, Nnewi where the injured are being treated.

Thanking over 50 doctors who were on ground looking after the injured, the governor assured their families that all medical bills will be taken care of by the State Government.

https://www.google.com.ng/amp/www.viviangist.com.ng/ozubulu-church-shooting-aug-8-2017/amp

So because of a feud between two brothers, gunmen decided to invade a church? What concerns agbero with overload? Does the church contain families of the brothers. Something is fishy here!

lollypglobal:
Different capacity ranging from 6,000mah, 8,500mah, 12,500mah, 13,000mah and 15,000mah prices are 6,000 , 7,000,8,000,10,000,11,000 and 13,000.. In the order of capacity and they are slighty negotiable. been selling this since 2009 not just too used to ths platform and I'm trying to explore it now. pls welcome me, my twitter handle is @moboluwaduro instagram is lollyp_global, facebook is Olowu Nofisat Omolola.. I also sell data for 1gb 850 and 2gb 1300.. whatsapp is 07039071878

Na new age power bank u dey call power bank? New age!

HeWrites:
http://drinosblog..com/2017/08/woman-who-lost-4-children-in-kerosene.html

I feel the anguish this couple is currently going through! Its well with them; but four kids? Jesus!

Aminat508:
Source : http://www.amiloaded.com/2017/08/breaking-news-governor-rauf-aregbesola.html

So?

TunnyOgunnowo:
The Awujale of Ijebu Ode and paramount ruler of Ijebu Land, Sikiru Adetona, is alive, contrary to rumour, the monarch’s cousin and Managing Director of News Agency of Nigeria, Bayo Onanuga said.

The rumour of the Awujale’s passing started going viral on social media platforms, especially Facebook, Monday afternoon.

“It’s not true; he is alive and I spoke with him today,” said Mr. Onanuga. “He is in Lagos and he is just laughing over the rumour.”

Mr. Onanuga said the monarch was ill two weeks ago and travelled to Lagos for treatment at a hospital from which he was discharged two days afterwards.

“We are from the same ruling house; I’m his cousin. That’s why we are close, not because of I’m a Journalist,” said Mr. Onanuga.

Mr. Onanuga said it was not the first time the monarch would be rumoured to have died.

The Awujale was born in 1934 and ascended the Ijebu throne in 1960.

“Yes, the man is old,” remarked Mr. Onanuga, “but he is fine.”

He disclosed the monarch is in popular Lagos hotel where he has been resting since he was discharged from the hospital.

In Ogun State, a source at the palace of the monarch also debunked the rumour.

‎”Not true. Kabiyesi is recuperating and presently at the Oriental Hotel in Lekki,” the source said.

Source: http://www.absolutehearts.com/2017/07/awujale-is-not-dead-he-is-alive-cousin.html

cc: lalasticlala mynd44 Fynestboi OAM4J 1forall CrazyMan Sissy3 dominique bigfrancis21 Fulaman198 odumchi

time don dey reach be that. Na so we go dey hear. Oba die, Oba no die.

AutoJoshNG:
A British man named Darius Monty suffers from a sexual condition known as Mechanophilia.

Mechanophilia is when one is sexually attracted to machines such as bicycles, motor vehicles, helicopters, ships, and aeroplanes.

The 35-year-old pub boss admitted that he loves having sex with his X-Type Jaguar, which he calls Goldie.

He said he referred to his motor, “Goldie”, as his girlfriend which he enjoys having sex with than his girlfriend who left him over the same issue.

Darius said “I didn’t choose this but I have fallen for a car, just like other people fall for women.

“I find her arousing, I love spending time with her and she is very important to me. I don’t see her as an object, I look at her and I see my lover.”

Any Mechanophiliac in the house?

https://autojosh.com/mechanophiliac/

Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Ishilove
Marpol
Semid4lyfe
Obinoscopy
Seun

The guy is just a lunatic, that's all!

Flexygist:
Music icon, Daddy Showkey, shared a video on his page.

See photos below:

Watch Video below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyAD7K2C8as

Source: http://www.flexygist.net/2017/07/30/photos-two-masquerades-spotted-exchanging-blows-in-lagos/u


cc; lalasticlala

Useless people!

AutoJoshNIG:
For an average Nigerian , this title would spark reactions like “what is this one saying,Bajaj that makes Keke and common Okada,how is that even possible”.

Let me enlighten you a bit.


Bajaj Auto is as old as time itself,I can bet my 30 Billion in the account that all of you reading this were not born when the company was founded.Yes i said it,Bajaj Auto was founded on November 29, 1945.

As at the end of 2016 they made about $3.5 billion dollars in revenue,and they boast of almost 10,000 workers.So they are not doing as bad as you think.

Now back to the main topic :

Most of us are aware of the fact that Volkswagen (VW) has been having a pretty rough time with their recent scandal.They have paid massive sums as fine ,running into billions.As a result they have had loses that has affected a lot,Ducati included.

In a bid to get back on their feet they want to sell off Ducati ,they have also laid off thousands of workers.

Before KTM-Bajaj(KTM is Bajaj’s partner) showed interest in acquiring Ducati, Harley-Davidson already did.

Here is what Rajiv Bajaj, MD of Bajaj Auto said,

“We are very close to finalising a very promising alliance, it’s not certain, that it will happen, but if it happens, it will open up enormous possibilities for the company. That is why we keep our money (cash on books) with us, so, once in a while, when an opportunity comes along, we are ready.”

Which of these major contenders for the ownership of Ducati would win the race ?

Lets hear from you.

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We are also open to suggestions on how we can serve you better.

By Donald3d

https://autojosh.com/bajaj-buy-ducati/

Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Ishilove
Marpol
Semid4lyfe
Obinoscopy
Seun

So?

Kizyte:
I'm beginning to believe that women are more murderers than men...

U should know now!they are more heartless. Forget all that pretence sound they make in church when holy spirit is moving.

Driftingking:
According to a forum user, Deejay777, an aborted baby was found in a hostel in Federal University Oye Ekiti!

According to him, the 100 level student was later found bleeding in her room and has been rushed to the hospital!

Here’s what he wrote;



(Graphic Photos Below)

http://www.lailasblog.com/aborted-baby-reportedly-found-hostel-federal-university-oye-ekiti-graphic-photo/

In future after all these, the lady and her innocent husband would be running helter skelter mountain of fire church for deliverance not knowing the wife is the devil that caused her own misfortune of not being able to conceive again.

SELFmade7:
Some guys are so dumb. If you Bleep a girl without CD make sure you pull out when coming, even if you come in her, make sure she drink water that moment, or get her that drug



Some girls are sooooo stupid to allow guys to ride them without CD and they don't even see it as anything

How can person like this ever pass exam ??




Now she brought a heavy curse upon her self and the mumu boy

Wow! You are the best for this comment!

naturalman:
https://www.google.com.ng/amp/punchng.com/tension-as-youths-kill-hausa-resident-in-ogun/amp/

Yorubas are bunch of cowards and fools ! If the Hausa decides to take it up their own way, many lives and properties would be destroyed.

donjaz123:
This ish gets me annoyed every single time...
Most Men especially the youths only think of how to get a girl, and after winning her heart, how to get between her legs.

Isn't this just so absurd? Sex is meant for man quite all right... and not man for sex.
Most individuals measure their success based on how many ladies they have f*cked..
It's just so stupid. You see disvirgining as an achievement. While your mates are making significant impacts in the society, you are looking for slay mamas and slay queens to have sexual pleasures with.
Let's stop adopting the white man's culture of having sex with everyone we date.
Ladies are not sex materials only, they do have feelings you know. Gaining her feelings, and her pride, and then showing perpetual hatred after crossing her path, then finally dumping her, is uncalled for.
It will be better you build an intimate relationship with her than just looking for a quick means to explore your manhood.

and to the ladies, stop presenting yourselves as sex objects
You are worth more than that.
..
I know a lot of haters will comment
People with low mindset about life...that feel life is all about sex
There is more to life than sex

because the ladies see themselves as such and act the same.

MrNollyzone:
Evangelist Mike Bamiloye of Mount Zion Films Productions posted this deep message a while ago, please read: . . . .

Why do SOME Beloved Sisters suddenly lose their senses and Focus on their WEDDING DAY?
THEY CHANGE THEIR APPEARANCES VIVIDLY AND ALMOST BECOME UNRECOGNIZABLE....Because it's their Wedding Day and It's just Once and For All
THEY COVER UP THEIR UPPER CHEST IN CHURCH ONLY TO THROW AWAY THE COVER AT RECEPTION....Because it's their Wedding Day and it's just Once and For All.
A Beloved Sister fixed her eye lashes that made her face looked like a Cat,.....Because it's her Wedding Day and it's just Once and For All.
A Beloved Church Worker wore a topless Wedding Gown that almost popped out her Breasts as she danced joyfully....Just Because it's her Wedding Day, and it is Once and For All.
Then...Then.... WHY DO THEY SUDDENLY BECOME THEIR NORMAL MODERATE SELF AGAIN FEW DAYS AFTER THE WEDDING?
Why Do People Prepare more for their Wedding Day than for their Marriage Life?


http://news.nollyzone.com/mike-bamiloye-condemns-christian-ladies-look-different-wedding-day/

Because women are senseless and stupid!

Gracealone:
www.herald.co.zw/man-killed-while-bedding-stepmom-in-bush/

Kenyans and Zimbabweans worship sex like their lives depends on it. Senseless bigots!

Classicjadon:
[img]https://1.bp..com/-F5SqJJSG4zE/WXLxjsev3xI/AAAAAAAADjc/U5rJVbexfKQ8_GvnEwN9zpjUBEqw9TzAgCLcBGAs/s640/apc.png[/img]

Tragedy struck on the eve of local government council election in Lagos State as a PSP truck crushed a chairmanship aspirant of the Ikotun/Igando Local Council Development Area to death.

The deceased, Shakiru Balogun, aka SAB, was a former Chairman, National Union of Local Government Employees of the LCDA and a member of the All Progressives Congress. He couldn’t clinch the party’s ticket at the primaries.


Saturday PUNCH learnt that the aspirant was going to the council secretariat around 12pm on Friday when the driver of the PSP truck lost control of the truck and rammed it into Balogun’s Toyota 4runner at Okofili Bus Stop, LASU-Isheri Road.

An eyewitness, Fadeyi Daisi, said 52-year-old Balogun died on the spot.

He added, “The PSP driver fled the scene, but I don’t know if he was later arrested by the police. It was very tragic. The door of the sport utility vehicle was cut with a saw before emergency officials could extricate his body.”

A resident of Abu Taiwo Street, Afolabi Bus Stop, Akesan, where Balogun lived, Joshua Ogundipe, said the incident had thrown the community into mourning.

Ogundipe added, “He accepted defeat at the primaries in good faith. He was going to the office when the incident happened. He is survived by two wives and four children. He had been buried according to Islamic rite.”

A sympathiser, Oyejobi Olakunle, described SAB’s death as a colossal loss.

“What a great loss to our entire generation. Your indelible mark lives on. #SobbingMode#

WhatAgreatLoss,” Olakunle wrote on Facebook.

The Lagos State Police Public Relations Officer, ASP Olarinde Famous-Cole could not be reached for comments.

http://www.naijanewspapers.com.ng/2017/07/shocking-psp-operator-kills-apc-council.html

Well sorry o! Corrupt politician. Go spend the money for heaven