₦airaland Forum

ElRey01:
http://www.tribune.com.ng/news/news-headlines/item/22525-us-announces-new-visa-processing-for-nigeria

http://scannewsnigeria.com/breaking-news/us-announces-new-visa-processing-for-nigeria/

eaglechild:
I thought he was supposed to be a humble pauper.
He should have used ABC.

opiaoku:
Buhari is a terrorist

Apc is bokoharam


Gej till 2019

dragan:
That's the crap you and your fellow halfwits are being brainwashed to automatically type everywhere huh? Because you believe if you post something stupld so many times it will automatically become a fact huh

simpleseyi:
This was how Hitler, Idi Amin, Samuel Doe, Mobutu Sese Seko, Sanni Abacha, Saddam Hussein and others started. We know where they are now. So, anyone following their foot steps, we know where he is going to be soon.

okon11:
The US Embassy in Abuja and the Consulate in Lagos received more than 220,000 non-immigrant visa applications between October 1, 2013 and September 30, 2014.

The Consular Chief of the embassy, Ms Stacie Hankins, disclosed this while responding to questions from newsmen on the new visa procedures on Tuesday in Abuja.

Hankins said the figure represented an increase of about 38,000 visa applications when compared with the 182,000 applications in the previous year.

She said, “Between October 1, 2012 and September 30, 2013, the embassy in Abuja and consulate in Lagos received more than 182,000 non-immigrant visa applications, the majority of which were approved.

“Between October 1, 2013 and September 30, 2014, we received more than 220,000 applications.

“Again, the majority of those applications were approved.

“We hope that Nigerians’ desire to visit our beautiful country will continue to grow.

“And we look forward to working with our partners to allow qualified tourists and business travellers to do so.”

According to her, the Consulate in Lagos received 15, 500 immigrant visa applications between October 1, 2013 and September 30, 2014, out of which 4, 900 applications were approved.

Hankins said there had been increase in the visa applications received by the embassy over the last five years.

She added that there was no limit to the visa applications the embassy could receive and approve.

The News Agency of Nigeria reports that the consular official explained that the US-Nigeria partnership remained strong.

Source: .com.ng

Abduletudaye:
Morning guys. Right now am in Lekki and awaiting to be interview by the CEO of this coy. While waiting for several minutes to be intervied, I actually took time to study the applicants around me hence this topic. I hope this correlates but here are my findings..

1. The Two Jolly Friends: Alright, here's a typical example of me and my friend. We went together for this interview and since we knew each other outside this room, we kept on gisting about how the job is gonna be, how ugly this girl was and so on.

2. The Mute One: I'm sure most people would agree with me when I say that there must be this one person who refuses to utter a single word while waiting to be called for an interview. He/She keeps quiet unless, they are called upon or asked a question.

3. The Noise Makers: These ones are found always. They will make noise no matter the situation. Talking about stuff that's important and the ones which are not important. Funny enough, the noise makers actually end up being the cute ladies and guys. Don't really know why. But presently, that is what I have noticed.

4. The Over Sabi: Yes! This ones eh.. Ok sha. This type of applicants will just be asking questions like Soyinka. The very minute they flop, they will just wanna enter the ground. I have seen typical examples this morning. After a staff gave us (applicants) a salient briefing, someone still rose his/her hand to ask a question which already had an answer in the staffs briefing.

5. The Enigma: Hehehehe... I'm not being biased ooo but this particular one here refers to me. You see, I prefer doing 20% of everything . When its time to talk, I talk. When its time to STFU, I do exactly that and when its time to flirt , I do that aswelll.

So this are the 5 types of applicants you find in a waiting room to be interviewed..

Wish me luck oo..

Have a nice day..

Yomieluv:
Don J,no hating,that 32 is your football age..

Happy birthday to you..

Macelliot:
If: A B C D E F G H I J K LM N O
P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is equal to;
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then
H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K ;
8+1+18+4+23+15+
18+1=98%
K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G +E ;
11+14+15+23+12+
5+4+7+5=96%
L+U+C+K ;
12+21+3+11 = 47%
None of them makes
100%.
Then what makes 100%

Is it Money?
NO !!!
M+O+N+E+Y =
13+15+14+5+25=7
2%
Leadership?
NO !!!
L+E+A+D+E+R+S+H +I+P =12+5+1+4+5
+18+19+8+9+16=9
7%
Every problem has a
solution, only if Nigeria players
perhaps change their
"ATTITUDE".
A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E ;
1+20+20+9+20+21 +4+5=
100%
It is therefore, our Nigerian players
ATTITUDE towards love and
TeamWork that makes Nigerian Football
100% Successful.....

Macelliot:
If: A B C D E F G H I J K LM N O
P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is equal to;
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then
H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K ;
8+1+18+4+23+15+
18+1=98%
K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G +E ;
11+14+15+23+12+
5+4+7+5=96%
L+U+C+K ;
12+21+3+11 = 47%
None of them makes
100%.
Then what makes 100%

Is it Money?
NO !!!
M+O+N+E+Y =
13+15+14+5+25=7
2%
Leadership?
NO !!!
L+E+A+D+E+R+S+H +I+P =12+5+1+4+5
+18+19+8+9+16=9
7%
Every problem has a
solution, only if Nigeria players
perhaps change their
"ATTITUDE".
A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E ;
1+20+20+9+20+21 +4+5=
100%
It is therefore, our Nigerian players
ATTITUDE towards love and
TeamWork that makes Nigerian Football
100% Successful.....

zacknaija:
Nigeria will be hosting South Africa in the final round of the 2015 Orange AFCON qualifiers at the newly built Akwa Ibom Stadium, Ayo starting 17:00 GMT.

The Broadcasters' list:

http://www.aitonline.tv/live
BEIN SPORTS 5HD
SuperSPORT 4SA/ 3A/ 3N
SABC 1




whats my business with that. human beings are being killed on a daily bases in the north u are telling me Nigeria vs South Africa. whats wrong with u. whwre is the unity in this fucking country. why are we pretending to be united through sport. Come no vex me o.

http://en.starafrica.com/football/nigeria-vs-south-africa-tv-broadcasters.html

A link for the live: http://oran.ge/1y6E5qr

Obinoscopy:
http://leadership.ng/entertainment/390927/abuja-carnival-fg-rejects-foreign-participation-ebola-insecurity

MissyDivah:
Na wa ooo

slimmy05:
The hidden story about Dame Fakabelema Patience Goodluck:

Born 25th, October 1957 in Port Harcourt. She is a Mathematician, Psychologist, Biologist, Teacher, former Banker and a philantropist.

She obtained the National Certificate of Education (NCE) in Mathematics and Biology from the Rivers State College of Arts and Science, Port Harcourt. She then proceeded to the University of Port Harcourt and studied for a B.Ed in Biology and Psychology.
She also holds Honorary doctorate degree in Social Welfare Administration, Hansei University, South Korea

Mrs. Jonathan started her career as a teacher at the Stella Maris College, Port Harcourt and Sports Institute Isake. She then moved to the banking sector in 1997, where she established the first community bank in Port Harcourt called the Akpo Community Bank. She served as Marketing Manager of Imiete Community Bank. She returned to the classroom briefly again as a teacher. Eventually she was transferred to the Bayelsa State Ministry of Education, where she served until 29 May 1999 when her husband became the Deputy Governor of the state. On 12 July 2012, she was appointed as permanent secretary in Bayelsa state by a Governor, Henry Seriake Dickson.

Mrs Jonathan has been recognized locally, nationally and internationally for her philanthropic work and political pragmatism. She received the “Beyond The Tears” International Humanitarian Award New York, USA, in 2008, for her role in the global fight against HIV/AIDS; the African Goodwill Ambassador Award (Los Angeles, USA, 2008) and the recipient of the "Wind of Change" Award from the South/South Women’s Organization.

When Goodluck Jonathan served as Governor between 2005 and 2007, Patience Jonathan served the state in the capacity of the first Lady of Bayelsa State. During this period, she founded many philanthropic and women empowerment programs, among them are the A-Aruere Reachout Foundation (AARF), which she set up to improve the status and earning capacity of Nigerian women and youths. The foundation already has its focus on supporting and assisting children with heart-related problems.

Beautiful, bold, devoted Christian and a compassionate mother.

Yes, she still cooks for her husband despite her busy schedules. In recent times she has been spotted at Utako Market in Abuja buying groceries.

edikaniu:
How Profitable is Bulk SMS Business in Nigeria?
The price tag for bulk sms units is very cheap. The price ranges from 0.9 Naira – 3 Naira per unit depending on the number of unit you want to purchase. The higher the unit you buy, the cheaper it becomes.

For instance, you have 50 customers that send an average of 4000 SMS per month that is a total of 200,000 SMS.

If the cost price per SMS is 1 Naira, which means you are buying 200,000 SMS for 200,000 Naira.

Assuming your average selling price for both online and offline customers stand at 3 Naira per SMS, your total sales of the 200,000 SMS will be 600,000 Naira.

Taking your cost from your sales, you will now arrive at 400,000 Naira as your profit. People are doing more than three time of this figure monthly from the business and you too can.

DjAndroid:
We were chatting last night when My neighbour, a single female banker told me what they (single ladies ) are facing in her office.

She said, despite most of them being beautiful, their male customers always prefer and go after their cleaners, messengers and security personnel instead of the polished bankers.

She said that she has witnessed about 6 weddings of their cleaners who got married to their customers.

She was asking if men think they will be very expensive to maintain due to the way they dress.

After so much talk I didn't just know what to tell her.

Guys, Any opinion why this happens ?

Elcemento:
Brethren,run for thy life!


CHECK OUT MY SIGNATURE!!

charles009:
Hey Nairalanders,

I just started dating this new freebie for the past 2 weeks.

Every night, I will notice that she sometimes gets up from sleep and keeps staring me in the face.

I noticed it again last night and I freaked out. Infact i had to lie to her, to have her leave the house.

Do you think its normal??

killjoy:
readers discretion adviced: this is a long post. get a bowl of popcorn and your glasses. turn off the TV , you don't want to get distracted. if it took me time to write such a lengthy post, I wonder why you should complain about reading it. below are the reasons.

1. We're too different to live together: women love people and relationships, men love objects (like cars, houses, gadgets, game consoles etc), a man's lot is his career, a woman's is marriage (according to the curse after the fall of man), women are indirect, men are always direct, men want sex before they develop feelings for women, women can't have sex without emotional attachment first(unless they r who.res, even if they are who.res lolzzz), a man wants to hv sex, a woman wants to make love (I swear she doesn't even mind just cuddling), men see having dinner as a time to quench hunger, women see having dinner as time for bonding, let me continue? A married man without money feels unfulfilled, a wealthy woman without a man feels similarly, I can go on and on! But no time, my point, you need a lot of patience, tolerance, understanding, endurance, compromise etc to survive in marriage. But life is too short, stay single and be free to be urself or get married and spend the rest of your life struggling to be another person. Continue reading, this is just one of seven.

2. Love doesn't exist: if you intend to stake your future with a woman on an emotion as erratic as love, then you need to have ur head examined. Love is an emotional convulsion which, like other sicknesses, are recovered from with time. Experience has thought me that a woman's love is only skin deep, but you can accentuate it with money. Ohhhh how women react to the smell of cash. Bleep love and go make some muller.

3. You don't need a child: the world will remember you by the kids you left behind. That's a big fat lie!! You don't need a carbon copy of yourself roaming the earth after your demise to ensure your immortality. Instead, the world will remember you by the feats you surmounted! Obama will be remembered not as the father of, I don't even know his child's name and I don't give a fvck bout it! But as the first black US President. Mother Theresa never had a child, Einstein's legacy is not his kids but his discoveries. My point! You are not remembered by the kids you had but the records you set. But if you badly want a kid, adopt one, or get a baby mama and impregnate her but never, never get married just to have kids. marriage is too great a price to pay.

4. There is absolutely nothing new marriage has to offer you: just be honest with yourself. A family? You already belong to one (or do you think you just appeared out of thin air?), love? Your mother loves you like die, trust moi. A woman to manage your home? Get a maid! pay her well and she will manage your home without complications like disrespecting you, PMS, etc. Sex? Gone are the days men marry for sex ooo!!! Sex is damn cheap, you don't need marriage to enjoy it. By the way, what makes you think getting married entitles you to sex when you want it, ie, if at all?? U never jam female Hitler. Continue reading, I'm not even close to the end.

5. Marriage is expensive: a woman's problems end when she gets married (at least on financial level), while a man's problems just begin. Most ladies don't have plans of making money(some stop after getting married). for a woman, after graduating from uni, a husband is top on d list above a job ie, if a job is on the list. Guys, stay alone and worry for one. Apart from financially, marriage drains you emotionally. You have to deal with a partner suffering from PMS five days in a month for life (by the time she reaches menopause, you'd be probably dead) and when she ain't suffering PMS, its worse cos she is pregnant!! Don't forget regular mood swings, test games, among other complicated female emotional ailments. Plus wait till you get divorced before you know how much financially and emotionally expensive marriage could be. That brings us to...

6. It may end up in divorce: possible causes of divorce. She gains weight, sex with one person for years gone stale and boring, the love (or whatever dumb ass name you call it) fades, you want a new woman, (men are polygamous by nature, hard truth. Deal with it), she is no longer the woman you married, (true, women do change after marriage for many reasons, that is story for another day), you cheat on her, she cheats on you, many many more. Don't scar yourself with a painful divorce. Stay single and happy.

7. You get to focus on your dreams without distractions. Like I said earlier, a man's career is his lot (or curse). As s man if you haven't got a successful career, you will probably die unhappy and unproductive. The compromise you have to make to keep her happy will retard you from achieving your dreams to the fullest. Pleasing a woman and pursuing your dreams are mutually exclusive. don't get married.

disclaimer: its ironic when people say honesty is a virtue yet can't bear to hear (or read) the truth.

nota bene: I am not prejudiced towards women. I hate all equally.

holamiday:
What nonsense! I pray throughout my life, i never have to beg someone for the chance to enter another country. I love Nigeria to a fault and i'm not freaked about anywhere else. If i really need to travel somewhere else, for school perhaps, i still wouldn't beg anybody...i'd rather forget about that school.

NIGERIA is the best place to be.

bushdoc9919:
Actually, they do.

Many Western countries want people from all over to come to their country....and even become citizens....especially as the population is getting older...and their young people are not having any children.

The catch is....you have to be the right sort of person to enter their country. You have to especially show that you would be a contributor to their economy.....not a drain on their economy.

So, want to live in the US? Work hard, train hard, fight easy at the visa portal.

s3nn2x:
If University of Abuja is not on the list, then that list is incomplete.

I don't think there has ever been a set with up to 5 first class.....

Quelme:
Ambrose Alli University, Ekpoma. The hardest of them all... You need the Isaac Newton's brain to even make an upper class.

Quelme:
Ambrose Alli University, Ekpoma. The hardest of them all... You need the Isaac Newton's brain to even make an upper class.

Harbosede02:
So patience actually graduated??

Lanceslot:
Where is Mike Adenuga Tower VI?

Dereformer:
GEJ is working