₦airaland Forum

Obinoscopy:
http://leadership.ng/news/395733/nigeria-lost-7-92bn-corruption-one-year

GMB needs to come and save this country

sihom:
WHO IS THIS M.O.R.O.N? CALLED EDENHAZARD

edenhazard is possessed by demons

simplemach:
Leadership by example. Another reason why GEJ has to be re-elected in 2015 and rule till every of his contenders die.

that is exactly the way he would still congratulate him when he wins 2015 presidential election in 2015.
UP APC!!!he is only rehearsing how he qould do dt

lalasticlala:
Anita Osariemen Omonuwa from Edo-state has achieved a feat that has never been attained in the 122 years of existence of UK institution, University of Reading. She graduated with a First Class degree in Law from the university which is among the top rated universities in the world.

She was among the students who got the “Chancellors Award” by the Chancellor of the University, Sir John Madejski, who happens to be the founder of AutoTrader and Chairman of Reading Football Club.

She actually graduated from Reading in 2012 but just finished from the Nigerian Law School.

She graduated from the Nigerian Law School last month with a first class again and has also emerged as the very first Nigerian to graduate in the Bar final examinations from overseas with a First Class, Bachelor of Laws degree ever since the Nigerian Law school was established 51 years ago.

Anita is actually learning from her father, Mr. Omoruyi Augustine Omonuwa, OFR who is a Senior Advocate of Nigeria (SAN).

Other prizes that Anita Omonuwa has won include the Clarks Legal Prize for best performance in Part 2; Equity and Trust, presented by David Rintoul; the Managing Partner, Keith Wright Memorial Prize for best overall performance in Part 2; the Shoosmiths Prize for best overall performance in Part 2; and the Boinime Jackson Lott Foundation Prize.


http://lindaikeji..in/2014/12/nigerian-becomes-first-black-woman-to.html?m=1

Nigerians keep doing us proud abroad. I ve always said it. Lets be proud of our country. I'm sure she had her earlier education here in Nigeria. In spite of the way the country is, our citizens still end up doing extremely well in overseas country. These oyinbos are dullards. ive always said it too; they do not know anything. we are far better than them intellectually, if not why would our guys be able to beat their systems over there inspite of their security features. Useless whites.

AutosBay:
Congrats this one na baby hello o hope she no use bottom power.

a feat that has never been achived in about 122 years of the institution na im be bottom power. This one no get sense o!

lalasticlala:
My dear entertainers who just lost out in your quest for public office, can you please gbe enu e soun so that we can concentrate on the election at hand? Despite your claims, we all know the reasons why you sought public office in the first place. So many Nigerians have hurt their knees in praying to God to rid this nation of political miscreants and people with selfish motives in seeking public offices. So the fact that you all lost your primaries is a gargantuan sign that the system does not see you as worthy representatives of the Nigerian youths. You are the reasons why the youths are only being regarded as the future in a time like this when we are supposed to be the present. Why is it surprising to you that you lost in the primaries? The system has been analytically taking notes of your below the par exploits even within the madhouse we call entertainment industry. Don’t you get it, because you are in the sacred ministry of receiving brown envelopes doesn’t make you qualified to administer or make laws.

In case you haven’t heard, there are so many things to consider before running for public office. I can bet that most of you don’t know the issues that matter to the people of your constituency. Have you asked yourself if you are fit for that constituency? What have you done prior to this time for the people you want to represent? You can’t just wake up one morning and ride on a horse down the streets like Apostle Paul on his way to Damascus and expect to be applauded into the government house? Have you built up a sufficient resume? Despite what some people would have us believe, a vast majority of successful political careers are built around impressive resumes.

Think about your resume objectively. Think about running for office as a job interview. How do you stack up to your likely competition? Don’t you think a prior involvement in your constituency would add some significant padding to your resume? Another question is, are you electable? Are you the best candidate for the job? This is a question that anyone who wishes the best for his or her people should consider. Is there another potential candidate better suited to run and to serve than you are? Is it possible that your running could do more harm than good to your political ideals and priorities? Is there a better role for you politically? If you’re considering running simply as a way to get involved, maybe there’s another and better role for you. Wouldn’t your time and money be better spent in supporting another campaign or serving on a local board or advisory committee? We are known as the dancing generation because of the lyrical content of your songs.

To say in your interviews that you are running because you want to change the system is a lie from the pit of hell. Haven’t you heard that charity begins at home? What changes have you initiated in this madhouse we call entertainment industry? How many of you musicians seeking public office today have come out to protest against injustice artistes are facing in the hands of the cabals on radio? You are scared of challenging the smaller cabals at the radio stations who demand bribe before playing your songs, what would you do when faced with the ogbologbos in politics? You can’t give what you don’t have. A head that can’t produce meaningful lyrics cannot inspire anything meaningful in governance. If you can’t stand for anything with your art, then you surely don’t have what it takes to lead. The content of your songs says a lot about your mental capabilities. What are your long term goals? Are you running because you feel that your so-called fame indicates you can win?

Won’t your personal issues affect your constituency adversely? Or you think the people are ignorant? In politics, the stench in your life will always surface eventually even if you’re not willing to release the information yourself.

The masses have listened to your interviews and they know that most of you don’t have the necessary knowledge of the simplest of issues. There’s nothing like a campaign to expose your ignorance about a particular subject. If someone asked you a question about the particulars of an important issue, are you confident that you would be able to adequately answer it? Are you well informed about the bills or proposals currently under discussion in the elected body that you wish to serve in? Are there some important issues where you could legitimately be considered an expert?

Are you presentable? If you’re not presentable, it will have an adverse effect on your campaign. You are from a job district full of people who mostly care about material things. Don’t you know that in politics, when people think your priorities are different from theirs, they will be skeptical about supporting your candidacy?

Most of you entertainers that lost in the primaries would have been political liabilities, not the assets the people crave. Some shameless nollywooders even went as far as citing Arnold Schwarzenegger’s entry into the California governorship race as their inspiration for running but it didn’t cross their minds that Schwarzenegger wouldn’t have been eligible to run for any election in America if he was a member of any organisation as corrupt and confused as the Actors Guild of Nigeria.

Finally, for those entertainers with intentions of seeking public office in 2019 which is just around the corner, now is the time to start working on those areas you need improvement. Get some professional help if necessary. You were booted out this time around because the people don’t trust your intentions. Today, your status says elegushi loading and tomorrow sees you borrow-posing in an exotic car. You are obviously on a mission to loot. It is appalling that some entertainers are beginning to see politics as kalo-kalo and a place where people thrive in mago-mago. The same desperados have over time exhibited their willingness to put their hands in hot ororo as long as they can bring out the dodo. But that dodo has burnt their mouths this time around.

www.punchng.com/columnists/etcetera/thank-god-entertainers-lost-their-primaries/

THANKS for this great piece. Our cirizens must be adequately represented by serious minded people ready to serve and not some greedy and selfish aspirants or entertainers going to add to their pockets pretending to serve the people. we all know the entertainment industry is where u belong.pls leave the political terainfoe serious minded people ready to serve

edymonte:
Parents please be careful with the kind of people you bring around your children. It is your responsibility to protect them. I know with work and other engagements it is almost impossible not to have someone to help with the kids but make sure it's someone you can trust with the lives of your children.

Last month, we all watched in horror as a Ugandan maid battered a 2 year old girl.

This week we heard about the maid who took two young boys from their home in Lagos after just a few weeks of working with the family.

And I just heard about a maid in Abuja who strangled a 3 year old girl recently just because the girl's mum told her she couldn't travel to her village for Christmas.

The disappointed maid was said to have killed the little girl in anger because the girl's mother had insisted she had to stay in Abuja to look after the child. Please mothers, be more careful.


http://lindaikeji..in/2014/12/parents-pleases-be-careful-abuja-maid.html?m=1

and all these maids are from the south east.

tripua:
"@atiku: Congratulations General Buhari. The delegates have spoken, you fully deserve the victory -AA http://pic.twitter.com/Ryn07MaPWi"

corruption can never match with integrity. as simple as dt. Nigerians are tired of hardship. congratulations GMB. God will use you to deliver this country.

rattlesnake:
jona wins again

u dey mad

tiwaz:
9ice is not happy about the APC Primary election that held this past Sunday and has petitioned APC Oyo state. Find his press statement below...

I Abolore Adegbola Akande an aspirant under All Progressive Congress party contest against the inconclusive primary election that was carried out at Soun Stadium in Ogbomosho North L.G.A. Area of Oyo State.

There were no ballot boxes, the electoral officers came to the venue 5:45pm same time an aspirant (Oye Oyewunmi) arrived at the venue, there were no delegate passes, there was no accreditation,

Ogbomosho North Local Government Delegates were not allowed to vote and just two local government participates during the election, Orire local government and Ogbomosho south local government, the election was carried out without preparation for lights and other necessaries to ensure smooth election at night.

I am using this medium to appeal to the appeal committee to render this election null and void with immediate effect, also another date and different venue outside the town should be schedule for a proper and free and fair election at a later date.

Abolore Adegbola Akande
Aspirant for Federal House of Representative Ogbomosho North, South and Orire Constituency.

www.pijango..com/2014/12/apc-primaries-9ice-petitions-apc-oyo.html

who the Bleep is NICE?

engees001:
please i need somebody to put me through on bulk sms business....d criteria for starting it?

dont bother bulk SMS na poor man business

liar

TheRealMrStan:
http://www.stelladimokokorkus.com/2014/12/homosexual-murders-partner-in-hotel-room.html?

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bastards!!!

Microflux:
I have always wondered why some people marries ugly wives and some get beautiful wives! Is not easy o! You have to 'mo ju lo soja'.
1. Doctors ; This is a highly rated job in the world. Women are attracted by their intelligence and life saving acts. This sets don't stress themselves up to get a good and beautiful woman. People like kachisbarbie will easily fall for them.
2. Bankers
humh! I wish am a banker. I went to a bank days ago come and see fine girls am like blushing. They don't have problem to get the best of woman, thank God it's now a condition whereby you will have to write your name and phone number in a ledger before you leave the bank. Nah copy and paste stuffs. Gbam! Dating follows. Ladies watch out

3. Comedians/Radio Presenters
This set you know ladies have soft minds and this set of people they have something it's called 'sugarcoated mouth' just few,charming,well spoken words will get their heart for you. they are not shy to face anybody. Be it linda ikeji or jennimma even if nah mizmycoli.
4. Pastors
pastors just needs just a simple dream or vision to get the beautiful lady in their church. No stress required, because women love affluence and pastors have it.
5.
Politicians
Not much. But you know they are on top of the world. They have the fame, money e.t.c

Rubbish post! how does this solve your poverty problem

NoContract:
http://ynaija.com/dana-air-flight-%e2%80%8e537-is-a-disaster-waiting-to-happen-a-passengers-ordeal/

a word is enough for the wise. This stupid airline that claimed several lives few years ago is at it again. What is the problem with these useless indians? Do they think they can come to Nigeria and take us for granted here. Are they mad or what? None of my family members shall become victim to their negligence in Jesus Name. As for DANA, Nigerians are watching!!!

samflexxy:
I have pink lips and that alone made me popular in my hostel sometimes when someone want to describe me he/she refer to me as the guy with pink lips, some lecturers call me pinky and even babes so I want to know if ladies find it attractive.

Thank you for your future contribution

GAY GUY

SuperMartins:
According to rumours making the rounds from the Lagos branch of the National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) camp, 6 youth corps members were reportedly caught gang-banging inside the camp resident..

Actually Embarrassing


Source: http://www.360nobs.com/2014/12/nysc-married-woman-5-other-corps-members-caught-gang-banging-in-lagos-camp/

Why are our ladies like this? married ladies for that matter. tht is exactly the way most of the married female corpers misbehave at camps; some even remove their wedding rings and keep it. all in the name of camp experience. Useless women. Women are useless people. i ve always said it. why why why leave your husband at home to engage in such. The stupid husband too, who knows what he is doing sef presently, maybe he himself na chronic womaniser. A useless man may have married this useless woman. Oloshi

Hayjaycity:
The governorship candidate of APC in Lagos state, Akinwunmi
Ambode released his CV for his critics during his acceptance speech.
See his impressive resume below...
• I was born on the 14th of June,1963 at Epe General Hospital, Epe,
Lagos State.
• I had my Primary School at St. Jude’s Primary School, Ebute Meta,
and Lagos. Passed the National Common Entrance in Primary 5 and
gained admission into Federal Government College, Warri.
• Recorded the second best result in the entire West Africa in the
Higher School
Certificate Examinations in the Social Sciences in 1981.
• Graduated with honours in Accounting from the University of Lagos
at 21.
• I started my public service career at Lagos State Waste Disposal
Board (now LAWMA) as Accountant Grade II in November 1985.
• At 24, I qualified as a Chartered Accountant and completed my
Masters Degree programme in Accounting from University of Lagos,
specializing in Financial Management.
• Worked in the Local Government Service for 10years and was at
various times council Treasurer in Alimosho, Shomolu, Mushin and
Ajeromi-Ifelodun Local Government Councils.
• In 1998, my commitment to public service earned me the award of
the US Fullbright Scholarship for the Hubert H. Humphrey Fellowship
program, in Boston University, Massachusetts, USA on Public
Leadership with emphasis on Finance and Accounting.
• I was appointed acting Auditor-General for Local Government in
2000 and became the youngest ever Auditor-General for Local
Government in Lagos State.
• I was appointed Permanent Secretary, Ministry of Finance in January
2005 and in February, 2006, was given the additional responsibility of
Accountant-General of Lagos State.
• I was the youngest Permanent Secretary in service and only the
second person to hold both positions of Permanent Secretary and
Accountant-General at the same time.
• Under my watch, the State Treasury Office revolutionized the way
Lagos State finances were raised, budgeted, managed and planned
resulting in the state’s budget performing at an average of 85%
annually.
• I ensured payment of civil service staff salaries before the end of the
month, payment of running cost by 1st week of each month and
introduced end of the year
package and special/specific welfare for staff.
• I launched the e-payment platform for the monthly staff salaries
• I renovated the State Treasury Office, created a conducive working
environment, introduced a corporate dress code and provided laptops
for all Directors
• I Introduced prompt payment of gratuity and pension arrears of the
State Universal
Basic Education Board and Local Government old pensioners.
• I introduced regular technical meetings with the Directors of
Accounts in all MDAs, facilitated the sponsorship, by the State
Governor, of over 1000 accountants to the Annual accountants'
Conference in Abuja and initiated the annual retreat for Heads of
Accountants as well as Local and International training for staff.
• I co-organised the first ever National Tax Retreat in association with
the Joint Tax
Board/Federal Inland Revenue Service in 2005.
• I chaired the Technical Committee that produced the Lagos State
Economic
Empowerment Development Strategy (SEEDS) document.
• I led the audit teams as the Auditor-General in the office of Auditor-
General for Local Government to clear and publish the arrears of
statutory audits of 1995 to 2004 within 12months.
• I am a scholar, accountant, administrator, an astute leader with
strong emotional intelligence, i am an alumnus of Wharton Business
School and also attended courses at Cranfield School of Management,
Cranfield, England; the Institute of Management
Development, Lausanne, Switzerland; INSEAD, Singapore and the
Harvard Kennedy
School of Government, Boston, Massachusetts, USA.
• I retired voluntarily from public service in August, 2012; the first ever
recorded voluntary retirement by a Permanent Secretary in the Lagos
State Public Service.
• I established Brandsmiths Consulting Limited in 2012 and the
company is today consulting for Federal, State and Local
Governments on the transition to the new International Public Service
Accounting System and other financial advisory services.
• I am a stickler for high performance and my decisions are never
based on race, gender or religion.

this excellent profile does not mean he would be accountable in office. Most of our failed leaders have excellent profiles too.

hazyfm:
[size=58pt]JESU!![/size]

u dey mad. do you think its funny

shegsrules:
Source:http://africancelebs.com/adebayo-ogunlesi-owner-gatwick-airport/

so how does that stop terrorism in naija or put food on my table

McDonalds2014:
Here's the outfit Tiwa Savage wore to perform at the 2014 Channel O Awards in South Africa which just ended. She's stunning! She also won Best Female Video of the Year for Eminado. Continue to see the dress she wore to the award show...

www.lindaikeji..com/2014/11/tiwa-savage-stunning-at-channel-o.html

this girl is becoming more and more foolish everyday

rutemi:
Tonto dike sustained a slight injury during a film making. Get well soon dear. I hope this ain't serious, this nollywood people should be more careful so accident like this don't repeat itself.

so what my shit? he no concern me now

lalasticlala:
Fast-rising singer, Adokiye Kyrian, has shown to the world how adorable her body figure could be. She recently displayed her ‘sexy’ body to the world to see.

Not only that, the singer urged Nigerians, especially ladies, to embrace swimming at least once in a week.

“Stay fit always. Good health is wealth. Cultivate the habit of swimming once in a week at least. Don't cheat your bones and body. Treat it right,” she said.

It would be recalled that in June 2014, Adokiye was in the news when she offered her woman’s pride, her virginity to Boko Haram for the release of over 200 secondary school girls kidnapped in April 2014 by members of Boko Haram sect. She was highly criticised for her offer. Some claimed she was using the girls’ abduction for publicity stunt.

http://www.nigeriafilms.com/news/30230/19/rising-star-adokiye-shows-off-sexy-bikini-body.html

uh uh uh!!!aaaahhhhhhh!!!cuuuuuuuuuummmmm!!!

donc4life:
Please INCE recuritment how will I sent Mine Mail an register

Unbaked graduate. after dem go dey boast aay dem go UNILAG

[quote author=donc4life post=28397405]Please INCE recuritment how will I sent Mine Mail an register[/quote


unbaked graduate. after dem go dey boast say dem go UNILAG]

TheRealMrStan:
http://ynaija.com/im-the-first-nigerian-artiste-to-make-money-from-rapping/


Is Ruggedman truly the first Nigerian artiste to make money off rap music?

he had better go into politics like his counterparts who are all going into politics so as to enrich their pockets and squander money. let him stop bragging. nonsense

DonGiovanni:
I too pray say na yoruba women get nyash pass. U won compare the nyash of igbo women. My dear d nyash dey run for blood!!!

igbo wonen yansh na akpako coupled with fucking K leg.

Vivly:
I keep looking forward to the day Men Will stop objectifying women and women will stop men from objectifying them.
Someone compliments your a$$ and you say 'Thanks'? That's crap!
See a woman as totally beautiful, a complete package and stop the stereotypes on a$$ and boo.bs.
It never used to matter before. Why the sudden change now?
Just my humble observation though and No, I'm not flat assed.
The objectifiers can now jump on my post.

baby the asses and bosoms never used to matter,until ladies started wearing tight dresses that are ass and bosom revealing. As for objectivism, the way you are dressed would determine how u would be adressed. i never for once desired to marry a lady who loves dressing provocatively with shape of ass and boobs gushing out. i only see them as fuckable elements.these indecent dressing has also led to so many ladies being abused sexually and seen as an object of Bleep.