| Politics / Former President Surived Road Accident by Tunibitoye(m): 11:54pm On Apr 06, 2022 |
Just in : Former President of Nigeria, Dr. Goodluck Jonathan survived a road accident in Abuja where two of his sides passed away. Wishing him a quick recovery and may the soul of those who passed away Rest in Peace. ��
| Education / Re: Ogun Schoolgirls Turn Smokers, Teachers Lament by Tunibitoye(m): 11:20am On Dec 16, 2021 |
WILD WILD WEST, nigeria's cultural "sodom and gomorra" .
let me welcome everybody to the WILD WILD WEST � the city that's untouchable like Ògùn state students
| Business / Re: Share Your Experience On This Promo Method by Tunibitoye(m): 6:31pm On Dec 09, 2021 |
My love for Guinness
E reach certain times MTN stopped creditting me airtime
| Family / Re: I Think My Marriage Is In Trouble Please Help! by Tunibitoye(m): 9:15am On Dec 08, 2021 |
Omo this your own film choke o!
| Education / Re: Dowen College: Mother Of Sylvester Oromoni Calls For Protest (Video) by Tunibitoye(m): 8:38pm On Dec 04, 2021 |
[quote author=Authority1o1 post=108181641]Okay...
Dowen College has released a rebuttal to the claim sponsored by the deceased's relative. Now it's very hard to draw a conclusion, rather a hypothesis is all I can afford now:
If Sylvester had died from injury or consequent injury sustained while playing a game as claimed by Dowen College, why was there ever a need for the brutal post made by the obviously apoplectic relative pointing fingers at abuse? If it had happened as claimed, unless his uncle feeds his veins with heroin, there isn't any rationale to such a post. It was prompted by what he may have been told by the dead, which still holds water at this juncture.
And how he got those names in a very short but sensitive while is very baffling as well.
I took a careful look at Sylvester. He was very broken. His lips were so gone that it can take a sandpaper to replicate the injury on them. What kind of fall, or jump, or collision or whatever could have resulted to such? His limbs were not responsive as well.
Sylvester's mother, whom Dowen College calimed to have contacted beforehand wouldn't be so mad to call for such a shameful, ignoble protest unless it was prompted. If it had happened as asserted by the school, the typical response of a mother would be a solemn candle night or funeral, accompanied by dissociation and mourning.
ARE YOU TRAINING A BEAST AT HOME?
When marriages are broken everyday, the husband and wife who are once best friend will suddenly become worst enemy.
Before you know they turn children against their father/mother...... What did you expect from children under the care of these monsters? Who can only be called mother/father only by name, but for other factors , its zero.
This is where they shift their responsibility to burden schools, they hand over 50 students to a man or woman to watch over them ��♂
Like you're tired of the kids because they break valuable items in the house or because you're always not available Lagos today London tomorrow party in Abeokuta carry gele for head
Some are not even worthy to be parents just owanbe and insha Allah ��♂
Sometimes I questioned some parents ability in raising their kids.
Y'all shut us out completely, you never care about what makes us happy y'all never asked "ỌMỌ MI KÍNI O FẸ́" ( MY CHILD WHAT DO YOU WANT? )
Some parents are all about themselves, I've seen so many of them says KÍ ỌMỌ TO JẸ OGÚN ÈMI GAN TI MA JẸ ỌGBỌ̀N ( before the kids even enjoy themselves the parents would've satisfy themselves ) is that one a parents? ��♂
You don't engage your children, some of them might be depressed and suffering from bullying from seniors and their classmates. In the process such kid attempt suicide. May we not cry over our children o! ��
And those bullies didn't fall from heaven, they were born by some parents too. Check their schoolbags appear at their schools unaware, bump in on them in their room and check when they're not around
A secondary school students keeping a gun, for what? It's the responsibility of the parents, y'all abandoned them to their form masters
Charity begins at home, check your boys and girls very well, enough is enough stop producing monsters to the society
The harm they're causing is enough #justiceforsylvester
| Crime / Re: Woman Kills Her Husband, Nasiru Dagana, In Edo State (Video, Photo) by Tunibitoye(m): 10:59am On Nov 24, 2021 |
we no go see the future is femail crew here now if na man now dem go don start to dey write jargons...
RiP Mr Dagbana..
Maybe the woman namen na Mrs Dagbana Choko...
I saw what you did there comrade
it's Dagana not Fagbana
| Properties / Re: Femi Osibona: Lagos Building Collapse Echoes In Ikenne, Ogun State by Tunibitoye(m): 10:26am On Nov 14, 2021 |
[quote author=Jesusdiedhaha post=107600109]This is a deceitful title aimed at getting more views.
Everyone would click on it thinking the building collapse was heard all the way in ogun state. Echoes in ikenna
indeed. Idiot. [/qquote you gotta be kidney me comrade
| Education / Re: 400L Unilorin Microbiology Student Beat Up A Female Lecturer In Her Office(video by Tunibitoye(m): 10:19am On Nov 14, 2021 |
When in my uni days back in tudun wada..
We trek go reach auditorium from their enter class still go office and receive shout ontop the hot sun. After that a small tiny dark bony structure with dark lips and brown tooth will just order us to stay outside the sun.
But we knew that our mission was to allow school pass through us. So that today we can be brave to talk to our supervisor in challenging task....
My Verdict is this:
It's a total expulsion with no room to reapply.
What this means he will not be able to apply in any school within the shores of FEDERAL UNIVERSITY in Nigeria.
He can go fight along side NURTW
what if she sexually harrased him?
| Food / Re: Caterer Caught Stealing Baskets Of Meat & Fish Meant For Party Guests by Tunibitoye(m): 9:11am On Nov 10, 2021 |
Why all caterers are always this petty ��♂ this mfs are always embarrassing person in front of their guests � the day qh go comot person teeth for our event dey come
| Business / Re: Can A Man In His Early 30s Do Akara & Akamu Busines Without Shame? by Tunibitoye(m): 3:29pm On Nov 08, 2021 |
You've 65k I've been looking to startup the same business in my area � you're good to go bro, since nobody is willing to help you why will you be ashamed of standing alone with the capital you've? Hard work pays
It may be funny when you start, but when they see how things change for better with your strategy � soon you'll have to compete with so many people in your own game
Focus and be wise bro
| Crime / Re: 2 Married Women Fight Publicly Over Alleged Prostitution by Tunibitoye(m): 9:44am On Nov 08, 2021 |
Of all the problems man dey face daily ��♂ this ones still dey fight on issues like this � omo i miss road center this country o!
| Family / Re: My Mum Used To Beat My Dad So I Grew Up To Hate Women by Tunibitoye(m): 9:40am On Nov 08, 2021 |
Omo this your story loud o! �
| Sports / Re: FIFA World Ranking: Belgium Stay On Top, Italy Move Up To 4, Nigeria At 36 by Tunibitoye(m): 10:41am On Oct 21, 2021 |
[color=#000000][/color] FIFA gotta be kidding me � how can Belgium be the 1st on the ranking for over 4yrs without nothing to showoff �
There are things that aren't clear to us FIFA should coman explain pls
| Literature / Re: The President's Daughter And I (season 2) By Victvames by Tunibitoye(m): 9:28am On Oct 18, 2021 |
I opened my eyes slowly, my sight was kinda blurry at that moment. I heard a voice calling doctor, it was my mother's. I couldn't recognize or understand what was going on until a special voice called my name, then I got back my senses and realized on my own that i was in the hospital.
Mirabel: Victor? Can u hear me? Victor?
Mirabel: Hi, what happened to u? U got everyone worried
Me: What am i doing here?
The doctor walked in with my mum and my sis. The doctor examined me using his stethoscope.
Mum: How is he doctor?
Doctor: He will be fine madam, u don't have to worry. He just need a little more rest and something solid to eat in order for him to regained his strength. I advise u get him his favorites
Mum: Okay doctor, thank u very much
Doctor: U are welcome madame
**The doctor walked away**
Mum: What can we get him?
Nancy: Errmmm... I dunno, maybe beans
Mum: Be serious, U know he dislikes beans
Mirabel: Ma, He needs fried rice and chicken with cool hollandia yoghurt, trust me
Mum: Sorry, U haven't told me who u are
Mirabel: I'm his friend from school ma
Mum: His girlfriend i suppose
Mum: **Smiling** don't lie to me, are u guys dating or not?
Mirabel: We're dating ma **with a coy smile**
Mum: So,,, he loves fried rice?
Mirabel: A lot ma especially with hollandia yoghurt
Mum: Woah,,, I didn't know... I don't really prepare it at home. Nancy, u will go and buy it,,, come take the. money
Mirabel: Don't worry ma, I will go and get it for him.
Mum: Ok my dear
Nancy: I will go with u Aunty
Mum: You're not going anywhere
Nancy: But mummy...
Mirabel: Please let her ma
Mum: She's going to delay u with her talks that has no limit
Mirabel: Don't worry ma, we'd be fast i promise
Mum: Hhmmm... okay oh...
Nancy: Thanks mummy **hugs mum** Aunty lets go lets go
All this while i pretended to sleeping, it wasn't intentional though because i was so weak and sore. I opened my eyes minutes after Mirabel and Nancy left.
Mum: How are u feeling now?
Me: Very weak
Mirabel: Its okay, Nancy and your, your friend went to get u something to eat. I heard u like fried rice and chicken with yoghurt, they're going to buy them for u so u regain your strength. Don't force yourself to talk if u can't, u will take your medicines after u eat. Maybe u will be discharged today, that's if u respond well. U better respond well so that u leave this place or do u want to remain here?
I shake my head in a gesture that means no.
Mum: Good, so u better eat enough and take your medicines ok?
Me: Yes ma
Chai! My mother can talk eh... that's why i'm not surprised about Nancy. She took after my mother, talk talk talk and talk,,, geez! I won't lie, it really irritates me, i don't like too much talk especially with repetitions. Imagine, if Nancy starts talking, mum would complain that she talks too much and vice versa.
Nancy: I'm telling u Aunty, even when i go to the saloon its the same thing, I rememb...
Mum: Nancy! Nancy!! Ah!!!
Nancy: Mummy what nau
Mum; U talk too much, give yourself a break ah
Mirabel: How is he ma?
Mum: He's fine, he just woke up. Victor oya seat up
Mirabel came to help me seat up. Seeing her gives me joy, i feel happy around her and forget my worries. Talking about worries, Ah! Mr. President oh... he saw the video of me kissing his daughter, i'm sooo gone. I forgot about it again when i saw Nancy shaking the hollandia yoghurt meant for me...my another source of joy.
Mirabel arranged a plate of the fried rice for me, i saw her smiling while putting it.
Mum: Its your father.
My Dad wasn't around by that time, he travelled to Ekiti for business.
She put it on speaker
Mum: Hello sir
Dad: Ab'ele? (How u doing?)
Mum: Olafia sir (Fine sir)
Dad: Abu 'ola Victor de ajoi? (How is Victor doing now)
Mum: e da che chi me, e mo'lu ji me (its getting better, he has woken up already)
Dad: Ok, has any drug been administered to him?
Mum: Not yet, he's about to eat now. He would do so afterwards
Dad: Alright, any outstanding payment to be made?
I knew it! If my Dad doesn't mention the word 'outstanding' then he hasn't concluded his speech yet.
Mum: We haven't made any payment yet
Dad: Okay, u have money on u right?
Mum: Yes, but I don't know if it would be enough
Dad: It should be enough na, afterall,,, how many treatment was carried on on him.
Mum: Okay sir
Dad: I still have a meeting tomorrow morning, so i dunno if i would be able to come tomorrow
Mum: Hhmmm... okay
Dad: Gwo ma chaka (greet them all)
Mum: Ma'a gbo (they will hear)
Dad: Ok bye
Nancy: Daddy byee
Dad: Ok bye, is it Nancy?
Nancy: Yes sir
Dad: Ab'ele (how are u?)
Nancy: Fine sir
Dad: Take care eh... I will be home soon
Nancy: Ok Dad, byee...
I trust my Dad but sometimes i couldn't help but suspect if he's doing it out there. By 'doing it' u should know what i mean.
☆ ☆ ☆ To Be Continued ☆ ☆ ☆
I just want to remind you that Hollandia yoghurt is now 1k for 1liter ��♂
I hope you still crave for it �
| Literature / Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Tunibitoye(m): 10:20am On Oct 11, 2021 |
A month later.
"Baba jay where them post you go?" I asked Baba jay who just entered the compound.
"na Abuja oh" He answered.
"what of you?" He asked.
"guy na Osun state them post me go oh" I put on a frown.
"na for which part of Nigeria Osun state dey sef?" Man foolishly asked.
"na for north Osun state dey" I answered.
"Flow!! How you go say Osun state dey for north" Baba jay said.
"leave Man make him dey ask nonesense question na" I said.
"Snoop what of you, where them post you go?" Baba jay asked.
"na Oyo state them post me go oh" Snoop answered with a frown as if Oyo state was Iraq.
"na Brainbox we dey wait for make we know where them post am go" I said.
"why una no ask me where them post me go na?" Man teased.
"okay where them post you go?" I asked after we laughed for 5minutes non stop.
"na Big boys cutz them post me go na" Man teased.
We all made a roof raising noise of laughter.
"but i go miss una oh" said Man.
"guy me sef go miss you oh, i go miss everybody oh" I said.
Mehn!!! I savoured with nostalgia the fun memories ab initio i met my friends. I went through the good, the bad and the u'gly with them.
I also went through the Sugar baby, the L101, the chop biscuit, the chop s'hit, the rice and beans, the Ozommiri, the Talley, the Tupaco and Kpatalico with them.
Well, like the saying goes; "twenty children can not play together for twenty year".
"shebi na on tuesday camp go open?" Snoop asked.
"na on tuesday na, that is next tomorrow" Baba jay answered.
"that mean say all of una go move tomorrow morning be that" Man said.
"but me go first reach Lagos oh, then by that tuesday morning i go from Lagos enter Osun" I informed.
"you don give Tupac him 5k for the bey-bey?" I asked Man.
Bey-bey means bet.
"i don give am oh, but na 4k i give am, i beg am" He answered.
"me sef na 3k i give am" I said.
"but Tupac na comfirm womanizer oh, how him take wayah Kate, Kate wey no dey give us face" I said.
"maybe him use touch and follow for her" Man said.
"Touch and Follow" is a Talley for Love, or you can call it Love portion.
"and Kate don Love Tupac well well now oh" Baba jay said.
True talk, Kate wasn't head over hills in Love with Tupac, she was head over mountains in Love with him.
"i go miss una oh" Man said for the umpteenth time.
"i no know how this Nekede go dey for me without una oh" He added.
"guy you and Tupac go dey run things na, and i hear say Bigie go soon come back to this Nekede, i hear say him don go beg the Buccaneer guys, so three of una go dey run things" Snoop said.
Suddenly Brainbox staggered into the room.
"where you dey come from? and wetin you carry?" I asked.
I could percieve he was s'kunk drunk.
"i dey come from school na?" He answered.
"where them post you go na" I further asked him.
"omoh! Na Taraba oh" He answered.
"where be Taraba?" I thought Taraba was in either Niger Republic or Sudan.
"i no know where Taraba dey oh" He answered.
"guy you no know where them post you go, how you go take go na? You go lost oh" Snoop warned.
"i no go lost, na Plane i go enter go" Brainbox said that because he was drunk. And we laughed.
"na your type dey enter plane? no be person wey don chop belle full dey enter Plane" said Man.
"wetin you carry for nylon bag sef?" Man asked.
"na my call up letter and Alomo" Brainbox still held the nylon bag firmly.
"wetin be Alomo na?" I asked.
"na one paper wey you go show them when you reach camp" Brainbox replied.
"ehenn!! Them no give me any Alomo paper oh" Snoop said.
"me sef oh" said Baba jay.
"me sef oh, Brainbox show us the paper make we see how e be na" I waited patiently, then he handed the nylon bag to me.
I opened the nylon bag, and saw a bottle of a drink and his call up letter. His call up letter was practically swimming in a pool of the liquid that smelt acoholic. I raised the bottle and on it was written "Kasapreko Alomo Bitters". That was when it dawned on me that the Alomo Brainbox was talking of was a drink and not a paper.
"Mumu! Your call up letter don soak for Alomo" I said.
The Alomo really damaged his call up letter. The call up letter that was supposed to be green in colour turned blue.
"this Alomo na correct drink oh" Man said as he drank the Alomo in the nylon bag, he almost drank Brainbox's call up letter too.
We drank several bottles of Alomo that night. That was the first day i drank that brand. (una don forget wetin Alomo do me for "Ibo boy wey like Yoruba"?)
We prayed for about 2hours early the next morning. Serious prayers for our NYSC year. After the prayer, Pkc preached to us.
I almost cried as i logged out of Nekede, and Owerri.
Leaving MAN WEY DEY REASON behind.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME.
STILL I FLOW.
I love this man
Thanks for all the nostalgic moments
You're appreciated ���
| Literature / Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Tunibitoye(m): 7:03am On Oct 06, 2021 |
I really don't know how to qualify this write up, Amateurish ? Silly? Funny ? Disgrace ?
Smh, IMO I think this is a classic Nigerian dumb storyline, that people will nevertheless love to listen and pay to view.
Just like our home videos, u have spent copious amount of time describing an irritating irrelevant scenario- why tell ur readers the nature of ur poo ?
The texture of your poo ?
The texture of your friends poo?
How many times you hv pooed?
The resulting effect of your mama calabar food on ur alimentary canal.
The resulting effect of same on friend1 , friend 2, Friend 3,
Goddamit! Are u not uncomfortable reciting these over and over? again and again and again! ?
My own verdict is; you are far from a good writer , you just happened to have lived a very interesting, funny, eventful life.
There is absolutely nothing artistic in ur write up , nothing coherent. The only thing ur story has is the intriguing life you hv lived.
Try reading ishiloves piece, I bet u will hv a rethink of this junk you are spurting .
U don't hv to match her literature prowess, and command of the English language, emulating just her writing style will help.
And ur repetition of the phrase, " or so I think" is irritating to say the least.
I say make I tell you that spaghetti is now #350
Shey you dey complain about flow here, complain about buhari administration bitter soul
| Literature / Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Tunibitoye(m): 7:37pm On Oct 02, 2021 |
We got home to meet a full house. Including MOG.
We took our bath and we were off to watch football. On our way, we met Snoop. Not Snoop alone, but Snoop and a lady.
"Snoop how far?" I shook hands with Snoop. "how una rice and beans job today?" Snoop asked. "Snoop u dey mad oh, why u dey talk rice and beans for where dis fine girl dey, u want make she know the kind job wey we dey do?" I almost said. Well, maybe she would assume we were dealers of rice and beans, or maybe not.
"rice and beans business make sense oh, u know say na only us be the number one dealers of rice and beans for dis town, e no easy for us oh" Man tried to cover up to impress the beautiful lady. I almost laughed.
"shey dem Tupac dey house?" Snoop asked, "ehnn dem dey house" Brainbox replied.
I knew why Snoop asked that, he wanted to know if their room would be free for him to have a q'iuckie with the Lady. Or so i tot.
Too bad!! Tupac was in the room with a Lady.
While we were returning from work, we saw Tupac entered the compound with a Lady, and from the look of things, it seemed the Lady came for Mbonchi.
Mbonchi was a slang we said back then reffering to when a Lady came to pass a night in a guy's place. Ubochi can literary be translated to mean Day break. But i wondered where the "M" and the "N" came from.
So it meant "no show" for Snoop, unless of course he wanted to have s'ex with the Lady in our room with seven guys present.
That was impossible, or so i tot.
We came back after watching the football match, of which MAN U drew 1-1.
"oooh! Snoop i like ur friends, they are very funny" the Lady said after Brainbox gave a punchline. Brainbox would automatically turn a comedian once he was around a Lady.
Brainbox could even be funnier than Basketmouth the comedian, only if his audience were all Ladies.
Brainbox continued making the Lady laugh, although i contributed a bit of my laughter to him, "so that him comedy career no go just die like that" because his jokes were dry to me.
Suddenly the Lady i later got to know her name was Jane said, "Snoop darling, i will pass a night with you". She said it with a "sexy" voice, and not very loud, so i tot she wasn't serious.
Joke of the century.
Maybe Snoop told her he stayed alone. Why na?
"u stay in this compound?" Jane suddenly asked Brainbox the comedian, and i instantly realized why she wanted to pass the night, she tot we were all visitors in Snoop's room. "na him room be dis na, na all of us dey stay this room na" I almost said.
Her question gave the room a graveyard silence.
I saw Snoop sweating profusely. Sweat of "yawa". Yawa don gas.
But why would guys like lying to Ladies that they own heaven and earth when they own nothing? I don't belong to the school of tot that believes a Lady would fall for you because of what you have or what you do for a living. Even if i was a proffesional kpokponist, i wouldn't lie to a Lady that i was a proffesional Journalist. Afterall, they say: "love me, love my dogs".
But why would Snoop tell Jane he was the only occupant of the room? A room he never contributed a dime for the house rent.
Or was he reffering to Tupac and Bigie's room?
That was the beginning of our woes. All thanks to Snoop.
Pkc came in after seeing MOG off and whispered to my ears, "who is she?", "na Snoop junior sister, she go sleep here today" I whispered back to Pkc.
And we drew today Man United 1 vs 1 Everton
| Literature / Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by Tunibitoye(m): 7:26pm On Oct 02, 2021 |
Obele's place was the place to be after a hectic work and a handsome pay.
"Obele how far?" Man greeted, "i dey oh, how una want am na?" Obele asked. "na our usual oh, Indomie and Egg, the egg go plenty oh" Man ordered.
"MAN United get match today oh, we get match with Everton" I said, "omoh that Match go make sence oh, shebi na by 7:45?" Brainbox asked, "yes na 7:45, guy we need to win that match so we go still remain for top of table oh" I said.
"Obele do the Indomie quick quick oh, before hungry go finish us here" Man yelled. "guys, how una see am, make we buy Zobo take nak dis indomie and egg na" Brainbox suggested, "na true oh, e go make sense oh, e go bring back our blood wey don comot for our body" I said, "ok, Flow take money go buy the Zobo come from that shop before Obele go finish to do the Indomie" Man offered me 500naira note.
Man was beginning to be too benevolent for confort.
Zobo is a reddish drink that is made from a plant. The plant is mostly grown in the Northern part of Nigeria.
As i walked down to get the Zobo drink, an idea dropped.
"shebi u know say dem no dey seal the Zobo container? try make u piss for Brainbox Zobo, shebi u know wetin him do you" my evil mind suggested.
It was pay back time.
But the problem was how i would pee into Brainbox's Zobo without someone seeing me. And also how i would make sure Brainbox drank from the Zobo i peed into.
"Madam, where i go fit piss abeg? piss dey catch me well well" I asked the Zobo seller after she gave me the drinks, "go for the back of that shop, piss for there, na there people dey piss" She replied pointing at a shop. I paid her and left.
As i got there, i was glad nobody was urinating there, it was just me.
I quickly grabbed one of the Zobo container, opened it, drank out of it to reduce the content, then as i started to pee into the container, someone walked in. A chubby Man.
"Good morning sir" I greeted when it was Evening. The Man saw what i was doing and he stared at me in a strange way, maybe he tot i was mad.
"na doctor say make i piss for container come, say him wan do lab test" I said to the Chubby man with a smile. He strayed his eyes to the other two containers i kept on the floor, "those ones na dem my friends piss" I said without thinking.
Without thinking that, how on earth would our urine be as reddish as Zobo, unless of course we were Vampires. And how on earth would the pee of I and my friends fill half litre containers each, unless of course we were horses.
It seemed the Chubby man fell for my lies, because he didn't mention a word until he left, or was he d'umb?
Legend has it that Zobo gives blood. Brainbox would sure get blood to the fullest. Zobo mixed with Urine? Maybe he would get Goat blood.
"Brainbox na ur own Zobo be dis" I stamped the mixture in front of Brainbox as he continued eating the Indomie and egg. "Man na ur own Zobo be dis" i gave Man his.
We were half way through the Indomie and egg when, "Flow u dey mad oh, u give Brainbox the Zobo wey cold abi?" Man said swapping his Zobo drink with Brainbox's Urine/Zobo mixture, "Man all of them cold na" I said, "But Brainbox own cold pass jor" Man replied and opened it to drink.
Maybe the Urine in the Zobo drink made it more chilled. Maybe.
"Man!! No drink am, i piss inside" I almost shouted.
But it was too late, he already drank it.
"why the Zobo dey taste like dis na? E no sweat" Man complained wearing a poo face.
"why e go sweat, when u don drink piss, Mumu boy" I almost said.
"but my own sweat oh" Brainbox said.
I had hit the wrong target. Brainbox's Guardian angels were really vigilant.
Maybe i would get better luck next time. Only if such opportunity comes again.
You see how God dey do him work � we played Everton today and we drew 1 - 1
| Literature / Re: PERFIDY- A STORY OF LOVE,BETRAYAL AND DECEIT by Tunibitoye(m): 1:32pm On Oct 01, 2021 |
Miss Chisimdi, i must say your friend is very fortunate.
In fact, i'd consider it an enigma.
She took an overdose of "dextromethorphan." It is an OTC (Over the counter) medication and a cough suppressant which is contraindicated in pregnancy. Most suicidal victims opt for such drugs because it is a less agonizing means to "kick the bucket."
Although she needs to be placed on thorough medical analysis to circumvent complications during and after the pregnancy and she shouldn't be isolated.
Always carry out a scrutiny to eschew future occurrence.
Thank you so much doctor, God bless you. I really don't know what i would have done if i had lost her, she's the only family I've got.
All praise to our maker, "man proposes and God disposes." The baby is kicking fine and she's currently asleep so i'd advice you come see her later.
I'd rather lay around till she's awake, i'd be on my way to her ward. Thank you once again.
You are always welcome beautiful. I'd have asked you out if i had not seen the beautiful masterpiece on your finger. You are a beauty to behold and the dude should thank his stars i never found you first, the doctor said with a huge grin on his face.
Thank you, she said not wanting to prolong the conversation. Doctors and their pervert demeanor, she thought as she left the office.
Jide gave her a call and she picked it up immediately.
Baby, how are you and how are they faring?
I'm fine sweet, they are doing alright. She attempted suicide and i'm grateful to God for sparing her life. If i hadn't brought her to the hospital on time, i'd have lost her and i'd never forgiven myself.
I'm disconcerted though, why would she wanna take her own life?
It beats my imagination baby, i really can't fathom why?
Well, i'm glad they are safe from harm.
Hope you've had something to eat?
I've got no appetite, i'd do lunch instead.
This shouldn't be a "topic for debate," i'd order breakfast immediately from Cactus.
Sweetheart, you need not worry, i'd be fine.
I insist and i need no further persistence from you, i wouldn't have my baby feeling esurient.
Alright sire, she replied sarcastically.
Now that's more like it. I'd stop by the hospital with lunch okay, i've got a private meeting with the investors so i gotta run.
Just a night apart and it feels like a year apart, you've inundated my entire being baby.
The feeling is correlative, i could use a hug right now but not to worry, just go do your thing okay, would be expecting you.
Alright pumpkin, i love you forever and a day more.
I love you more cutie, she said and hung up the phone.
A call immediately came through his phone and he picked it up.
Hello sir, i'm calling from the area command. We received a report this morning on Miss Tracy Mba, she was shot dead at her residence last night.
Holy Moses! Jide screamed in trepidation.
We also gathered she worked in your company as a Secretary before her painful demise so we'd need all the necessary information we can get. We intend carrying out a thorough investigation to bring to book the malefactors of this misdemeanor.
No problem, i'd be on my way to your office, Jide said and hung up.
He suddenly felt puny and pondered on how he was gonna relay the news to her sick mother, it might be her ticket to the great beyond.
He noticed Tracy's queer conduct and movements before his vacation to Paris but failed to exhibit concern.
If only he had asked questions, she probably wouldn't have died.
He was resolute to get to the bottom of the case so he took his car keys and headed out of the house.
The thought of Spider immediately graced his mind and he muttered a curse. Love had rendered him witless, he literally forgot his life was in danger. He felt quite befuddled as to why Spider had not gotten in touch with him so he decided to give him a call but it was unreachable.
He called on the driver and his personal aid and they drove off.
The driver noticed a car on their trail and informed Jide. He decided to increase the pace and drove at a rate of 90mph which was beyond the speed limit.
Jide didn't listen to the utterance of his driver, he was lost in thought to pay heed to his surrounding.
The car however caught up with them and Jide snapped out of his reverie.
The driver was shot immediately and just as his aid was about to fire, a bullet was sent down his skull.
They however checked to see if Jide was in the car but couldn't find him and that left them confounded. They got into their car and briskly drove off.
Sparrow on the other hand was definite his end was near for he had failed thrice.
Jide was muddled, he was literally petrified and tried congregating his thoughts;
What just happened?
How come i became unassailable to them?
Is this a miracle or what?
His mind drifted to his father's last word on his sick bed, "so shall they fear the name of the Lord from the rising of the West and his glory from the rising of the sun. When the enemy shall come in like a flood, the spirit of the Lord shall lift up a standard against them." His father made reference to the bible and gave up the ghost. He couldn't comprehend the meaning at that time but he held on to those words and they never departed from his heart.
He never believed in miracles, he rarely went to church, he seldom prayed, he was an ardent pagan, an unrepentant sinner.
Why did God make him invincible to his foes?
Why did God spare his life for the umpteenth time?
He sat gaping at his driver and aid who had blood gushing from their heads.
Kyla woke up four hours later and found herself on an hospital bed with Chisimdi glaring at her.
Am i extant? She asked witlessly.
No, you are dead.
Silly girl, Chisimdi replied with a smile on her face.
Why won't you just let me die in peace?
Why did you come to my rescue? You had better go get the drugs i took because i wanna die, i can't stand this torture, she said angrily as she tried to get off the bed.
Kyla, you had better stay put to circumvent hurting yourself.
Never would i have envisaged you had suicidal tendencies, i must confess i'm highly disappointed.
Just take a look at yourself; bitter, resented and withdrawn.
For crying out loud, you are a fighter and you've always taught me never to give up regardless the criticality of the situation.
Why chicken out now?
How do you expect me to fight when this is obviously a loosed battle?
I know nothing of my baby's father and i can't stand the thought of having to raise a bastard. Suicide is the only way out of this mess.
Gosh! Don't you ever say that, my God daughter is not a bastard.
Kyla forced out a smile and scrutinized the beautiful ring on her friend's finger. She felt bad for shutting herself out of her friend's life. A tear threatened to slip down her eyes but she held it back.
I'm sorry Chi, what would i have done without you?
You are more than a friend to me and i love you so much.
Don't mention, i just want you to promise you'd never contemplate suicide, it's barbaric!
I promise, Kyla replied.
Jide stepped into the room immediately and Kyla swooned.
This bread no be Agege �
| Literature / Re: PERFIDY- A STORY OF LOVE,BETRAYAL AND DECEIT by Tunibitoye(m): 12:41pm On Oct 01, 2021 |
"I have died everyday waiting for you"
"Darling, don't be afraid"
"I have loved you for a thousand years"
"I'd love you for a thousand years," Chisimdi sang to Christina Perri's "Thousand years" as she entered into the house.
Words couldn't express her exultation; I finally got to behold his charming face that lingered in my memory for weeks and kiss his lustrous lips i had kissed a million times in my dream.
"If this isn't love, then what is it?" I have found my soulmate and my sleepless nights are over, she said to herself.
Her mind wandered to the mind blowing kiss they both shared in her office, he grabbed her butt at some point and she didn't object. She felt whole, nothing seemed amiss and she smiled to that fact.
She immediately switched on the light and found Kyla whimpering on the floor.
Baby girl! Why are you sitting in the dark?
What's the matter? She asked.
Kyla was puny so she couldn't make an utterance, she had cried her eyes out.
Chisimdi walked up to her and sat down; Please talk to me, why are you crying?
Chi, my life is ruined!
Chi, i am finished!
God, why me? She lamented amidst sobs.
I am totally lost, what are talking about?
Chi, you were right, i am four weeks gone, she said and immediately burst into tears.
Chisimdi knew right from the inception and couldn't help but feel sorry for her friend.
Baby girl, this ain't the end of the world, the deed has been done already, so "it is too late to cry when the head is off."
I am certain the dude you met at Gemstone is the one responsible because you never made mention of any intimate encounter after that time so we are gonna search for him together.
You are not alone, i would ensure he takes culpability for his actions. Wipe your tears, i've got you, she said and took her to her room.
Chisimdi however could not share her joy considering her friend's present quandary, i'd probably do that subsequently.
Capon, i get vital piece of information for you o, no be wetin we go talk for phone, we need to sit down yarn the matter.
I want make you dey very vigilant as from today, always watch your back and trust nobody because you no know who be who.
I go locate your office tomorrow, spider said and hung up.
Jide pondered on the words of Spider and was mystified as to how he got into this imbroglio.
I've got no business adversary, so who could possibly wanna kill me.
Well, i'd get answers soon. I've got to give Kola a call, he dialed Kola's number and he picked it up immediately.
Manny you no go believe wetin i wan relay o, Jide said.
Jide, are you still, he quickly rephrased; Are you still in town? He said feeling agitated.
Bros, na wa to you o, which kind misyarn be this one na?
When i tey tell you say i wan travel? Jide asked.
Oh! I guess i heard wrongly, pardon me, Kola said shakily.
Bro, what is the matter?
You've been acting cranky! You know you can always confide in me.
You seem so distant and it splinters my heart because you are the only family i've got.
If i erred, you can spill it out and i'd ask for your forgiveness, we've come a long way so let's end this riff.
Bro, forget about that issue.
What was it you wanted to relay?
Well, my life is back to me, i finally found Chisimdi and i felt it was sage i told you about it. To cap it all, the feeling is correlative, she couldn't get her hands off me and when i kissed her, gosh! It was paradise.
With the way i feel right now, i'm gonna get married to her next month, Jide said enthusiastically.
Congrats man but i gotta hang up, i've got an issue that needs my attention.
Alright Manny, it was nice talking to you, please think about what i said.
Yeah, goodnight, Kola said and hung up.
Jide heard a knock on his door as he was about heading upstairs and moved to go open it.
Well, well, well, Mr Jide Bankole, i see you've got balls and i'm gonna crush them. This child in my womb is yours and you must take accountability either "by crook or by hook."
Jide swiftly clicked the recorder on his phone unknowingly to her.
How much were you paid?
Oh! You think i'm trying to defame your character, when you were busy wriggling your musaka in my well and grunting like an he-goat, it never traversed your mind that condoms do break abi?
Ten million! Jide said.
Ten million what? She asked in astonishment.
I'd give you ten million to shut this insubstantial asserveration.
You must be high on cocaine if you think you can buy my pride.
Osanobua! Fifty million!
You are kidding me right?
Forward your details and the money would be wired into your account in the morning, Jide said.
She quickly knelt down; Thank you, my God would bless you. I am deeply sorry for the embarrassment. Tasha contacted me because i was your favourite "call girl" and i was the only one who stood a chance to probably get pregnant for you.
She wanted to get her pound of flesh because you reneged your promise in getting her a car and publicly degrading her at your office. I am really sorry.
Jide immediately turned off the recorder and placed a call across to the chief constable; Hello, i need you to authorize your men to come pick up a malefactor in my house.
Jide, i said i was sorry, why would you call in the police?
Please let's resolve this amicably. You can keep the money, i promise never to traverse your path again.
Jide paid deaf ear to her plea and in 10mins, they came and whisked her away, he also gave a diktat for Tasha to be nabbed.
Boss man, we tried all we could, he had a tight security, so we couldn't penetrate but we intend to take him down soon. We would endeavor to carry out a supervision and strike when he is unaided, Spider said.
I loathe incompetence and excuses, it was a simple nut to crack but you guys flopped outrageously.
The nincompoop had the temerity to shove his joy down my throat, why would he be happy while i wallow in misery?
All my life, i have had to play second fiddle, he literally came first in all spheres.
Now, i have found solitude in the arms of a beautiful young lady and he wants to deprive me of it.
My worse nightmare has shone into limelight and i am helpless but not deterred, i would fight with the last drop of my blood, if i can't have her, no one else would.
For this act of negligence, you guys would pay dearly for your life, he quickly brought out his gun.
Boss man, i would confess, i would confess, Sparrow said with fear in his eyes. We actually caught him but Spider authorized him to leave, i don't wanna die.
Kola paused for a while and spoke up eventually;
Spider! Why? I trusted you, why would you do this?
Boss man, you can kill me and i would die a happy man knowing i died for a good cause, but be rest assured; Good always prevails over evil, he said but felt bad he didn't disclose the information to Jide. He knew death was near so he recited his confraternity anthem;
See no sin
Hear no tale
Let the devil that lead you guid...... He didn't get to finish his sentence before being shot at the heart, he smiled as he fell to the ground.
I understand wetin you do there o!
But we meuvee sha
| Literature / Re: PERFIDY- A STORY OF LOVE,BETRAYAL AND DECEIT by Tunibitoye(m): 12:32pm On Oct 01, 2021 |
"Hello, rise and shine baby," Kola said.
Good morning dear, she said while gaping. She actually just woke up.
How was your night?
Hope you slept well?
Yeah, i did but i'm slightly pissed at you. Why did you desert me last night? Worse still, your phone was switched off.
I'm so sorry baby, i had to address a Paramount issue.
I ain't buying that, you got me agitated.
I'm really sorry, please forgive me baby.
I'd have to think about it; Anyway, i found myself on your bed last night and my memory is totally blank. What happened to me?
I'm still in shock baby, you slumped right in front of me and it got me panicking. I had to examine your pulse to ascertain if you were alright. I assumed it was stress so i took you to the bedroom for a proper bed rest .
Baby, i think you need a break off work to circumvent such awful occurrence.
You mean i slumped?
That has never happened to me. She paused for a while to gather the information..
I guess you are right, i need a break off work.
Thank you for the care, you are one of a kind.
Don't mention baby, i was hoping we could reschedule dinner for tonight? I really wanna spend my evening with you.
I'd be staying up late at the office so i don't think that would be possible.
I can't stand the nature of your job, it's quite onerous. You mean the world to me and i wouldn't want you falling ill. Please tender your resignation, i don't mind footing the bills.
I'm a sucker for independence so i'd pass on your offer. I'd have to hang up dear, i've got a conclave with the CEO of Banko Finance Firm.
What? The CEO of Banko Finance Firm? Kola asked in trepidation.
Yeah, do you know him?
Yes, i mean no. Just go do your thing ok, i'd give you a call later, he said and quickly hung up which confounded her.
Kola became apprehensive, he paced back and forth the house; Why didn't i think of such contingency?
Damn! I must be an asshole.
I've got to act fast, i can't possibly let this happen. I'm sorry Jide but "it's better now than ever," you are going down.
He quickly placed a call across to his aids and authorized them to take down Jide.
Jide left the house with a premonition but he brushed it off and drove off. As he drove, he noticed a car on his trail but assumed it was fortuity. He took a bend thrice and accelerated but the car was still on his trail, he had to act fast so he drove and swiftly swerved to the right.
Damn! That bastard, we can't afford to loose him, boss would have our heads for this.
They reversed and followed same route, in less than 10mins, they caught up with him.
Get down, "you bloody civilian," Sparrow said while directing a gun at him.
What is the meaning of this claptrap? Jide asked in authority as he stepped out of his car.
Oh! You dey speak English for me abi? Say your last prayer, he immediately cocked his gun was about to shoot when Spider interrupted him.
Capon, "the girls dem daddy," na you be this? Spider asked.
Jide scrutinized the individual and was trying to recollect the face.
Spider, na you i dey see so? Jide asked in astonishment.
They quickly embraced each other leaving Sparrow in bewilderment.
Capon, capon, no be so o,
No be so we plan am o,
You just abandon your loyal boy for kirikiri.
Spider! My hands been dey tied, no vex, i go make am up to you as i don see you, he quickly brought out his complimentary card and handed it over to him, make sure say you call me, we need to yarn matters.
No yawa, no vex say we dey trail you o, we go retreat and i go protect you from this day henceforth, i swear down, Spider replied.
Odas is oda
No friends, no foe
Absolute no lagging, Jide said in their usual lingual.
No brothers in the world
No price, no pay
No lagging on board,
Blood for blood
Let the devil that lead you guide you, spider replied.
They both shook hands and Jide drove off.
Spider, wetin dey sup, why you allow am waka? Sparrow asked.
Leave matters, that aloro na my don1 back in the University days.
He took a bullet for me on innumerable occasions and i'm willing to lay down my life for him.
No worry, i go handle the issue, make we dey go.
You sure say you know wetin you dey do so?
You deaf? I say make we dey go, spider said feeling exasperated.
They both entered into their car and drove off.
Jide was indebted to God, he needed answers and was resolute to meet up with Spider later in the day.
He also resolved to tighten his security, all hands must be on deck to Savage this situation, he said.
He got to Danco group of companies and parked his Rolls Royce in the parking lot.
As he stepped down, he caught a glimpse of Chisimdi and felt it was a figment of his imagination.
He rushed into the building for a verification, he didn't wanna be embarrassed like the last time.
What is the name of the lady that walked in? He asked the receptionist.
Miss Chisimdi Williams, she is actually the Cooperate Operations Officer of this company.
Just as he was about asking for a direction to her office, she walked into the reception and "the world stood still."
They gawked at eachother and couldn't utter a word.
She couldn't believe the man of her dreams was standing right in front of her, she was astounded.
Jide swiftly moved towards her and enveloped her in an heart warming hug, he had tears running down his eyes.
She quickly claimed his lips not paying heed to the receptionist who gaped at them.
They savoured eachother's tongue and she felt like she was gonna explode, her heart fluttered, she couldn't contain her exhilaration.
The receptionist however cleared her throat, "you guys should go get a room," she muttered under her breath.
Chisimdi broke the kiss and they both laughed at the utterance of the receptionist.
She held his hand and took him into her office, they sure had a lot to talk about.
Can somebody inform Kola that it's over for him �
Person wey borrow money from Lapo no dey enter club � Dorime
| Literature / Re: PERFIDY- A STORY OF LOVE,BETRAYAL AND DECEIT by Tunibitoye(m): 11:52am On Oct 01, 2021 |
Chi, Chi, Kola called in order to ascertain she was insentient, he raised up her hands and it dropped immediately. He smiled, he was definitely gonna have a swell time, he thought.
He induced her with a pill of ketamine and the sedative effect was to last for an hour which was adequate to carry out his ploy.
He briskly took her to his bedroom and placed her on his bed, he gaped at her for a while.
Chi, Heaven knows i love you and you are worth more than any lady out there, it would shatter my soul if you leave. I feel so diffident and i can't afford to loose you, so this is the best alternative.
I hope you'd be able to forgive and apprehend my rationale.
I'm gonna plant my seed in you and no man, not even your "so called" Jide would have the right to assert you, you are mine and mine you'd be forever, he said with a grin on his face.
He actually knew she was ovulating because he asked her about it in the guise of exhibiting care, she never knew he had evil up his sleeves.
He undid his shirt and short and was about doing same to her gown when a knock on the door interrupted him.
Shit! Who the hell could that be? He asked angrily and swiftly wore back his shorts and headed for the door.
He stood transfixed at the sight, it was eerie seeing Jide at his doorstep, he rarely visited.
Manny, you look overwrought, what's the matter? Jide asked.
Oh! Me, no! I'm cool, just overwhelmed by your visit, you rarely visit at this odd hour, what's up?
I actually came to relay an issue with you, you would be in the preeminent position to abet me because you worked "hand in hand" with the accounting department before your resignation, it is pivotal so we need to discuss.
Bro, that would have to wait, i'm indisposed right now, Kola said in perturbation.
This is money and i can't afford to loose a penny, an enormous amount of money was deducted from the company's account and it is highly undetectable so i need your proficiency in discerning it.
I also intend carrying out a surveillance to fish out the perpetrators of this misdemeanor.
Bro, ain't you listening, i just told you i was indisposed, let"s do this tomorrow, Kola replied.
I am dumbfounded by your demeanor, what happened at Abuja? I really wanna know the major reason behind your resignation and proclivity? Jide asked.
Kola became peevish, it would spell doom if the tables turned.
Bro, you are pissing me off right now, why this dumb question?
I thought i gave you my reasons? Please you'd have to leave, Kola replied angrily.
Jide stared in astonishment.
Are you asking me out of your house?
What does it look like? Kola replied.
Manny, na me you dey many a like this? He paused for a while and spoke up.
No qualms, he said and left.
He got into his car and pondered on his friend's tensed up state and the familiar fragrance that graced his nostrils, that was Chisimdi's Cologne. He felt her presence in the house and was quite disturbed within him, his intuition told him something was amiss and it had never failed him but he had his doubts.
Chisimdi can't possibly be with Kola, i guess this is just an hallucination, he said to himself and drove off.
Kola immediately shut the door and scrutinized the wall clock, he had 30mins to carry out his operation, so he swiftly went into his bedroom and took off his shorts.
He was about taking off her gown when he got disrupted for the second time by a ring on his phone.
He picked up angrily; have you gone nuts? Are you mad? He asked in exasperation.
Boss man, this ain't about going nuts, your attention is required and "later might be too late." Our hitman has been nabbed.
How the hell did that shit happen?
I made it explicit to you guys, never arouse speculations, no matter the complexity of the job, this might stand as an encumbrance to our upcoming operation, Kola replied
Boss man, we are deeply sorry, it was a shocker because we covered all tracks. Please you have to be here as soon as possible.
Give me 10, i'd be there in a jiffy, i've also got a vital piece of information for the arena, Kola said and hung up.
He looked at the sexy body before him and was exasperated, if only Jide had not come to obstruct him, he would have commenced his mission before the impromptu call.
I see you've got supernatural powers abetting you but i promise you won't go scot free next time, he said as he dressed up. He quickly stumped out of the house.
Chisimdi however woke up an hour later and was stupefied to see herself on Kola's bed, she couldn't remember a thing. She stood up to go search for him but he was no where to be found, she tried reaching him on phone but he was unreachable. She couldn't understand why the house was desolate, she however picked up her bag and left the house.
She got home and met Kyla at the balcony, she was exhausted to engage in a conversation so she just exchanged pleasantries and went into the house which surprised Kyla.
Babe, what's the matter? Kyla asked.
Let's talk about this tomorrow ok, she replied.
Hold on a second, did you "pop the cherry?" Is that the reason for the long face?
Why are you so skeptical about that?
Nothing happened between us but i feel puny and it's inexplicable. I woke up on his bed and couldn't find him anywhere in the house so i had to leave.
I need to freshen up and have some rest, i'd probably give him a call in the morning.
Alri.... Kyla suddenly rushed into the bathroom to throw up without completing her sentence and Chisimdi confirmed her fears. She noticed Kyla's unusual behavior when she got back from the seminar but decided to stay mute and observe. Now she was obligated to ask questions.
Kyla, what's going on? I noticed a drastic change in you, are you pregnant?
Pregnant ke! I ain't pregnant, currently on my flow so that ain't possible. I think it's malaria, Kyla replied.
Kyla, this ain't malaria, you are pregnant; your bust is quite swollen, you look pale, you've been throwing up incessantly and your food aversion is highly unusual.
Babes, i'm not pregnant, my flow justifies that fact, Kyla replied.
My dear, pardon my disparage but you ain't sounding learned.
It is possible to be pregnant and still experience spotting which you shouldn't term as menstruation. It's a rare occurrence and you probably fall into that category.
You had better correct that notion and go run a test, Chisimdi replied.
Madam know it all, i guess you've got a point, i'd go get myself checked up and i pray it shouldn't be pregnancy as you claim, Kyla replied.
Catch ya later babes, i gotta freshen up and go to bed, i've got a long day tomorrow and a scheduled meeting with the CEO of Banko Finance firm.
Goodnight dear, Chisimdi said.
Alright love, sleep tight.
Hello, why haven't you called to give me the state of affairs?
Chill! I've got it all figured out, i pushed things a little bit forward by threatening to involve the press.
Good! Now you are talking, make sure you keep me abreast.
Sure! The caller said and hung up.
Shey Kola wants to be unfortunate nii
If anything should happens to Jadon you'll have to gimme his location
| Literature / Re: PERFIDY- A STORY OF LOVE,BETRAYAL AND DECEIT by Tunibitoye(m): 7:22am On Oct 01, 2021 |
Hello, how did it go?
The usual tantrum as presumed, everything would go as planned. Hope you've got my cash ready?
The deal has not been sealed, until that is done, there would be no form of payment. That was the initial disposition and we have to "stick to the guns."
That's erroneous! It was meant to be 50% on the first attempt, then the residue when it is finally clinched. From the look of things, we are making tremendous progress and i need my dole.
I don't need assumptions, i want corroboration. When you are done, you put me in the know and the cash would be wired into your account.
You are breeching the contract, i need my money as soon as possible and you know what i am capable of doing if you renege.
Alright, 25%, no further persistence.
I think i'll make do with that, i'd be expecting it, the caller said and hung up.
Jide got home after work feeling melancholic, his life was messed up and he was actually at a loss for where he was headed.
His friendship with Kola had turned acidic within a week and that was a humongous surprise. He had no one to confide in or share his problems with anymore and that subverted him.
His mind drifted to what his accountant relayed to him during the day, some figures were missing in the accounting documentation and it was extremely anomalous, worse still, it couldn't be discerned.
A lady also claimed he was responsible for her pregnancy which was still a shocker because he always utilized protection and it had never failed him. If that turned out to be veritable, then he was doomed for life, his quest for Chisimdi would be marred.
The sins of my past has finally caught up with me, God! Why all this? I am human and i am susceptible to errors, why has calamity chosen to befall me?
Lord, i'm not much of a prayer but i need your intervention, please harken to my voice and do not desert me, take this cup of suffering away from me, he prayed fervently.
Chisimdi got home at about 5pm after work and was surprised to meet the house desolate. She however decided to give Kyla a call before getting ready for her in house dinner date with Kola.
Kyla picked on the third ring.
Babes, where you at? I'm home.
I'm out for grocery shopping and i'd be back in the next 20mins, Kyla replied.
Grocery shopping by this time of the day, that's bizarre! We usually do the groceries together on Saturdays, are you sure you ain't with a man? Chisimdi asked.
Silly girl! I'm at the grocery shop, why would i tell a lie?
Anyway, i just wanted to notify you i was back from work and i've got an in house dinner date with Kola so you might not meet me home by the time you return.
Wow! I see someone has finally caught the "love fever." I'm happy for you darling, go do your thing and make sure you "pop the cherry" tonight, it is belated.
Crazy girl, bye joor, Chisimdi said and hung up the phone.
She had grown so fond of Kola in just two weeks. He was a charmer and chivalrous, he made her feel like she was the only girl in the world and no lady in her right perception would wanna let such good guy slip of their fingers but Jide was the only hindrance, his thoughts still graced her mind overwhelmingly.
Her mind drifted to the last time she was with Kola, she moaned Jide's name multitudinously while they kissed, she felt so sheepish and perceived a tint of indignation in him but was however perturbed when he never asked her about it.
I need to stop fantasizing about Jide, it is utterly schizophrenic to think of someone beyond your reach, Kola is the "real deal" and i need to centralize my thought on him, she said as she hastily got prepared for her date.
She freshened up and opted for a sexy hollow body con knee length dress which exposed her cleavage and made her behind prominent, it would literally make Kola go nuts. She had caught him on several occasions ogle at her bust and butt and she was definite he would glare at it distinctively this time around.
She got to his place at about 6:30pm and he was enraptured with what beheld him when he opened his door. He stood speechless trying to congregate his thoughts.
Are you human? He asked.
I guess i am, she replied with a captivating smile on her lips.
Damn! You look smashing, where have you been all my life? He asked as he placed an impassioned kiss on her lips which she welcomed wholly.
Please come in baby and make yourself at home, he said.
She was awed with the magnificent sight that beheld her. Romantic candles and flower petals dignified the environment.
Shayne Ward's "breathless" was being aired from his shake-100D mini hi-fi audio system and a table of exquisite cuisines graced her sight.
She was lost for words and gaped with astonishment, nobody had ever made her feel this unprecedented. Kola was indeed a sucker for romance, she thought.
He quickly took her to sit and they both ate in quietude, they stole glances at each other on intervals with smiles on their faces.
Chi, i love you from the depth of my heart and i won't deter in acknowledging you for the rest of my life as long as you give me the opportunity to prove my worth.
I've never felt this way towards any lady and my world is gonna implode if you ever leave me.
Swear you'd never leave me not for any rationale.
I'm going no where, your heart is where i wanna be for the rest of my life. I promise never to leave you, she said but couldn't comprehend the lack of sincerity in her voice. She suddenly became uncomfortable and took a glass of water but it only compounded her state.
I feel so weak and giddy right now and i can't fathom it, she said.
You looked so healthy when you came in, what could possibly be the matter? He asked.
I guess it's work stress and i really need rest, please take me home, i promise to make it up to you.
She stood up and picked up her bag but fell back to the chair. Her vision became blur and she collapsed.
Dafuq happened to her
If Kola drugged her he's a monster in a human body
And I'll be very mad at him #Jadonwayup
| Literature / Re: PERFIDY- A STORY OF LOVE,BETRAYAL AND DECEIT by Tunibitoye(m): 7:07am On Oct 01, 2021 |
The Abuja International Conference center situated at Hebert Macauley way was filled to the brim with business magnates, politicians and basically people from all works of life.
Chisimdi arrived the center at exactly 1:30pm, she was a sucker for punctuality and one of the first presenters to make a presentation so it was only ideal to be prompt.
At exactly 2pm, the seminar kicked off with the opening speech preceded by the President of the cooperate affairs union. He called on miss Williams to give her presentation after his speech.
She was clad in a peach wanderlust flora knit dress which accentuated her massive curves. Her ass always gamboled irrespective of the clothing she wore and she was aware of the peering eyes but not shaken. She however walked majestically with her head held up high to the rostrum.
She gave the conventional preamble and talked astronomically on Business Ethics, challenges experienced in the business world and prospective solutions to curb the challenges. She gave incredible insights and talked like a professional which marvelled the crowd.
Kola was taken aback with the name she gave during the introduction; "Chisimdi Williams." Could she be Jide's Chisimdi? He paused for a while trying to assemble his thoughts.
No, i don't think so, there are many with the name, "Chisimdi," this can't be Jide's Chisimdi, he thought and shrugged it off. He felt dumbfounded with her speech, not only was her beauty unsurpassable, her brain was "fire." He immediately resolved to converse with her after the seminar.
The seminar lasted for about four hours with discussions, questions and wonderful cognizance to the business world. It ended with the closing remark and the stipulated time for the next presentation.
Chisimdi who was bone-weak immediately picked up her Louis Vuitton hand bag and headed out of the auditorium, she was famished and needed an appetizing meal.
As she was about taking a cab back to the hotel, Kola called and she swiftly turned, "the world stood still" immediately her eyes met his, her heart skipped as he approached her. She was lost for words to delineate him.
Yeah, she replied with a trembling voice.
I am Kola Fernandez and i'm so sorry to disrupt you, i watched you give your presentation and it would be regarded as an injustice if i don't extol your effort. Girl! You are the bomb, you gave a mind blowing speech in there which blew me off my feet. Thank you so much for the compelling insights, you are simply astonishing, he said with much delirium.
Wow! This really means a lot to me, i feel honoured and i'm delighted i had that much impact on you. Thank you, she replied still quivered by his presence.
I admire perspicacious young ladies and you strike me as a remarkable one. You are also extremely beautiful which makes the equation equitable, "Beauty and brains," he said with an enthralling smile on his lips.
Chisimdi noticed his beautiful dimples as he smiled, it literally gave her the bumps and she couldn't comprehend why he suddenly had that effect on her, he actually reminded her of Jide Bankole, though a lighter version. How can two guys depict same strapping similitude, she said to herself.
They stood gawking at each other because words failed to be conveyed at that instant.
Kola was magnetized and couldn't apprehend why a woman would possess such irrefutable beauty, he became determined not to let her out of his sight.
Please would you do me the honor of dinning with me? I was actually heading to Blucabana for dinner. You would love it, i assure you, please don't say no, he said pleadingly.
I was actually on my way to go get dinner as well so it's fine by me, she said astounded at herself for saying yes so swiftly.
Thanks beautiful, i promise to make this night worth your while, he said while smiling with his dimples on display.
"God, why do you keep propelling such beautiful creatures my way, first it was the magnificent Jide, now this breathtaking Kola. What's your game plan in my life? Are you trying to tempt me? She asked God in her thoughts as they walked away.
They however headed to Blucabana restaurant located at Shehu Yaradua way, Mabuchi.
Immediately they entered the restaurant, she was left awestruck with the exotic taste and class it emanated. It also had a lovey-dovey ambience to cap it all.
They walked in like a couple and decided to take a sit at the East Region close to the casement which gave them a spectacular view of the exterior.
She went through the menu placed on the table and opted for chicken breast and tomato steak salad, it was actually one of her favourites.
Kola opted same with a bottle of muscato sweetened wine.
The waiter arrived with their orders in less than five minutes.
You know this used to be my favourite restaurant till i relocated to Lagos. Blucabana is known for it's fine and mouth watering cuisines. It is simply off the hook, he said as they both ate.
Yeah, i can see that, i'm really enjoying this, she replied.
So tell me more about yourself, i wanna know you Miss Williams.
Well, there's not much to tell, i'm just a young lady striving to accomplish the best in life. I'm an orphan, lost my dad at the age of 5, and my mum at age 14. My world disintegrated when i had no one to fend for my upkeep and tuition. I dropped out of school because my relatives refused accepting me into their homes, they saw me as a liability. I had to sort for menial jobs to survive; hawked all sorts of things on the street of Lagos, rolled wheel barrow, was almost raped on sundry occasions because i grew up really fast. My girly features became conspicuous at a very delicate age so guys were literally hovering around me. I scuffled hard to survive; after hawking during the day, i would go solicit for books to read at night with little or no food in my tummy.
I did that for years until God sent an helper to put a smile on my face, i went back to school and had my masters Abroad.
Here i am today with my head held up high, "the past is history" I survived beyond all odds and conquered the world, she said with tears in her eyes.
Kyla wasn't abreast of this because it was her most guarded clandestine and she had bottled it up for years. She however couldn't fathom why she had to bare her heart to him but she felt mitigated.
Kola wiped the tears that had formed in her eyes with his handkerchief, he was rendered inarticulate with her story, he looked up to her with so much love in his eyes and pondered if ladies like her really existed in the world.
Please can we leave, it's been a long day and i really wanna retire back to my room, she said still feeling doleful.
Miss Williams, the first day i set my eyes on you at the plane, i was beguiled and drawn to you in an ineffable way, i actually thought i would never get to see you again but God smiled on me and our esplanade traversed again. I know this might sound awkward but i just have to let it out; Can i love you? Can i be there for you? Can i give you a reason to smile for the rest of your life? Can i be your Knight in Shinning armour? I know i can't erase the pains of the past because it makes up the foundation of the present but i promise to make the future a phenomenal one, he said with maximum probity without really anticipating any response from her. They both kept quiet for a while until he spoke up.
We can now leave, give me a name to where you are lounged and i would personally take you there.
Transcorp Hilton Hotel, she replied.
Unbelievable! You are kidding me right?
No, she replied.
Wow! I also made a reservation at that hotel, this is amazing, he said as they stood up to leave.
They headed back to the hotel and was stupefied on realizing they shared rooms next to each other.
This is not fortuity, it's a divine preordination and i ain't letting you out of my sight, Kola said immediately they got to their respective doors.
They both gaped at each other for what seemed like an eternity. Chisimdi was lost in his eyes and her temperature ascended, she suddenly felt hot because this was actually her first time of being this adjacent to a man, she was neurotic and excited at the same time. The surging need to kiss his lustrous pink lips enveloped her.
Kola on the other hand saw the inviting look on her face and immediately claimed her lips. "The world stood still for the second time" as they devoured each other's lip with reckless abandon, they were so lost in their world to pay heed to anyone at that instant. They explored their tongues like their life depended on it, she moaned softly and that sent a wave of inexpressible sensation to his brain, he literally went crazy and voraciously increased the pace of the kissing. She couldn't help but moan loudly in his mouth. His hands gradually left her waist and rested on her ass, she immediately jolted and quickly broke the kiss.
I'm so sorry, i feel so ashamed of myself right now, i shouldn't have taken your vulnerability for granted, Kola said pleadingly.
No dear, you don't have to feel sorry, i enjoyed every bit of it and this was actually my first. Thanks for making my night an indelible one, she pecked his cheek and walked into her room.
Kola stood motionless and speechless, he was sad the kiss had to come to an abrupt end and it was actually the best kiss of his life.
Chisimdi Williams, you are mine, he said with a strong conviction and entered into his room.
Fight go soon start now �
I wish Jadon was on the flight himself
| Literature / Re: Story Of Addiction..... (love Story) by Tunibitoye(m): 10:34am On Sep 30, 2021 |
No be small thing my brother...
We will still cast our vote come 2023 until the right person comes up.
For now, it's Sai Baba till 2023 *sarcasm*
do you've any plans or have you completed the story and I wasn't aware? Pls let me know how I can get the PDF
| Literature / Re: Story Of Addiction..... (love Story) by Tunibitoye(m): 10:33am On Sep 30, 2021 |
No be small thing my brother...
We will still cast our vote come 2023 until the right person comes up.
For now, it's Sai Baba till 2023 *sarcasm*
do you've any plans or have you completed tahe story and I wasn't aware? Pls let me know how I can get the PDF
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| Literature / Re: Story Of Addiction..... (love Story) by Tunibitoye(m): 10:03am On Jun 03, 2021 |
First of all, I want to use this medium to congratulate BUHARI for his victory. I'm very happy that things turned out the way most Nigerians wanted it to.
I have lost faith in Nigeria way of government but I still cast my vote for change. I hope the change will surely gets to all of us. SAI BABA... SAI BUHARI!
(takes a deep breath). I am sorry for taking a break for awhile and I know some people will surely say "na today" (lol). I'm really sorry.
Don't let me bore you with my excuses; which has become more often now. I'm here to look for a way out. Very Busy now (work things); but I can still make do with two options which I think can work out for me and you (because I'm an addict as well). It's just two options.
Option A: I post twice in week. Twice each day. Making it four times in a week.
Option B: I post four times over the weekend. It might be Saturday or Sundays.
I'm not putting it under condition. I'm really sorry if I offend you with my motives and before you start bashing me; just know that Ikoko is just 17 years old (joking) and an addict to the story as well. The love shown has really pushed me to continue, even with my really tight schedules.
Sai Baba! Sai Buhari!
hafa shey you still dey holla sai baba � or baba don shenk you �
| Literature / Re: A Bolt From The Blue (18+) by Tunibitoye(m): 1:44pm On May 11, 2021 |
Omo things are getting really hot in here o! Babe want to put local man in a trauma � i know that feeling �
| Literature / Re: Bound For Life by Tunibitoye(m): 3:23pm On May 10, 2021 |
GE ge �
But this babe love you now, how could you do such thing to her �