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Letters to father xmas

Father xmas doin some cigar

Ngwakwe: Not so fast, even the Obamas' dog Bo costs the taxpayer thousands of dollars - his handler is reportedly paid over $100,000 a year.

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2210323/Obama-family-costs-taxpayers-1-4BILLION-year.html

Like seriously
And when did America and Naija start competitions ?
So upon all the issues wey de ground na make Jonah de use public fund to buy animals with such huge amount ?
Am sure he wana buy whales, cos there's a kind of correlation btw Jonah and fishes

Andy and his series of yeye threads. He would still post how one ogbanje babe he bleeped de pursue him for his dreamz.
We give up.

Lovely.......
Kudos to all the mothers.

That woman must have been experiencing poverty at its peak.
Btw that's wickedness too and she shud be punished.
RIP to the lil baby.
Lastly that her useless father should be summoned

pendusky: people hate maths thats why this thread has few comments

Lol
Dats true o, even me ma sef no too like am like that.

mercylicious: That family really needs serious help.
Seperation from the wife doesn't solve the problem. If they are seperated, what happens to their baby?
The wife has a mental issue dt should be treated. She should be taken to hospital and taken care of. I had a neighbour like dt, she developed the issue in her 3rd pregnancy and was treated. The husband swore dt they won't have
another baby cos he can't take dt risk again.
If they take her to hospital and examine her, and she is ok, then deliverance thing, ogbanje/spirit man may be involved.

Like seriously Remember the man's short gun is gone.

Cut John Thomas
Jeez so d man no go get chance to do drilling again
Na only bush clearin and survey remain for him plus hand diggin and blowin of balloons

I beg help me tell them o. They do wakes me up everymornin with their yeye msgs.. Especially from 3050. Plus shey na by force make I do callers tunes ? I never rest from MTN since Mandela passed away.

Exponental: @op, ur equation is wrong.
If
merry = x-mas,
then
merry -x +mas = 0

Permit me to say you are wrongly right.
I beg Mr exponential dont exponate anytin o. I didn't like maths jawe. But brings all the chicken for ya house make I integrate and differentiates dem.

Baby

I de come make I price this chicken

Lol

Everybody shud be careful as them chickens sef no wan follow xmas go

Tolexander: lol!

You refused takin me to fada Christmas abi

Family stunts

[quote author=Ayam_Kay][/quote]Bros no jux smile o. I beg put ya own funny pix here.

Letter to father xmas

The Pastor said somebody shud sing a carol song during the church service yesterday. Akpors jumped up.
Akpors: Baby CARO ooooo yepaaah !
CARO ur body necessaryyyy ahhhhh necessary
CARO carry leave storyyyyy ahhhh leave story....

Village father Christmas

Merry Christmas to all of you in advance.
May the joy and the blessings of the season be on us all. Amein

Its countdown to Christmas celebration.
And we always come across some hilarious pix all over social medias.
So I would be posting them here and pls feel free to add yours.
Thanks.
I would be starting with this mathematical expressions of merry Xmass

Eyah !
dem don appeal tayad but now comes the final judgement.
It would have been a better place if those b.astawd stealing the public funds receives this type of judgement.
But its a pity naija is a place where we celebrates those that steals millions of naira bit fast to condemned and gives jungle justice to those that steals for daily survival.
they deserves what they got, so permit to say RIP to them in advance.

[quote author=ndu_chucks]I am 100% certain that I wouldn't be buying any of those cars for any family member. May God punish these government official who would rather have us drive death traps instead of the luxury SUVs which they themselves enjoy.

I can bet my last naira that no DG, Perm Sec, Minister, Rep, Senator, or Economic Adviser will buy such a car for official use. Nonsense[/quote]And if the car shud be sold for N10M, you wud b the first person to start crying dat d govt wanna exploit us.
Just get over it, its a good place to start

Adamskuty: tufiaaaa,this is quite terrible... Damboromba.. This woma/man ugly goon

no! No! No! This is unaceptable


Aboki like you wey kolanut don spoil ya teeth con de spew rubish here.

fimber: Hirsutism can be caused by either an increased level of ANDROGENS (the male hormones), or an oversensitivity of hair follicles to androgens. HIRSUTISM is seen in the following conditions 1 polycystic ovarian syndrome 2 Cushings syndrome3 Tumors in the overies or adrenal gland(ca) 4 congenital adrenal hyperplasia 5 insulin resistance 6 certain medications 7 obesity . So, why should you tell the whole world that you are sick instead of going to the hospital.

Singin P'Square's PERSonally......
Haba habatically, grammars na for dictionary

Eyahhhh !!! So touching...........
I doubts if our naija women could do dat
She would rather wrote things like; my pikin must not suffer o. make ya new wife no take my properties o, na me knw d kind suffer I see b4 gettin dem. Make one woman no punish my pikin o, Etc. #proudlynaija

obuksjr: By professor's assertion of APC
scouting for whoever they deemed
advantageous to wrestle power from
the present government by
leveraging integrity and personality
speaks volume about their political
modalities which are not of benefit to
the common man but to the
grandstanding and egocentric
desperadoes.How can you say you
are a progressive and at the same
time embarking on a retrogressive
mission?The inclusion of unrepentant
corrupt fellows in a salvage ship on a
rescue mission will definitely put the
destination of such ship in doubt,that
is if wreck doesn't occur before
departure. As a viable
opposition,APC's logical proposition
should be how to market their
manifesto to the masses and
engaging in constructive criticisms
that attract mass appeal by telling us
what they have in stock and not by
in pretence turning a blind eye to the
pedigree of their newly found political
disasters that plunged this nation
into the current state of mess
because of their insatiable quest for
power.In the name of increasing in
numerical strength of political
gladiators in their camp they
suddenly developed 'amnesia'
forgeting who the enemies of this
nation are,then how do you expect
the citizenry to entrust you with their
vote when you don't have a clear-cut
definition of their problem,that
means, as my people cannot vouch
for you having our interest in
heart,we will have to continue to
gnash our teeth and make do with
what we have while the suffering last
since we cannot differentiate
between the opposition(APC) and the
government in power(PDP) any
longer.

Bros nawa o You own comment plenty pazx the main post sef.
Naso u de vex reach

corruptions everywhere you go.
Only God knows how the coming generations would survive.

God said in Genesis "Let's make him a helper" and not a slave, n thus a woman was created! So that dinner, na u sopos cook am, i fit help u peel maggi (willingly)! That laundry, na u go do am, may b i fit help u gather my dirty clothes cos u fit no knw which 1 dirty, which 1 clean! U go sweep house, i go help u dust electronics! No vex na helper i be, no be me talk am na God o