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LiteratureRe: Define "Life" Without Using The Word "A" And "IS" by Tuntheycr7: 3:22pm On Dec 05, 2013
Sijo01: Life will be beautiful if we love one another.
Am ready to Love u frm d bom bom of ma heart
LiteratureRe: Define "Life" Without Using The Word "A" And "IS" by Tuntheycr7: 2:50pm On Dec 05, 2013
[quote author=~Bluetooth]Coming from someone who made a sentence of about four lines without a single coma and just one full stop. shocked What's with the unnecessary exclamation marks ?[/quote]Baadt boi like u.
LiteratureRe: Define "Life" Without Using The Word "A" And "IS" by Tuntheycr7: 1:38pm On Dec 05, 2013
Life could be defined as beautifully complicated
PoliticsRe: 'Go And Die' Widow Get Letter Of Appointment. [photo] by Tuntheycr7: 12:42pm On Dec 05, 2013
Edo women be like

ComputersRe: Change Your Passwords: 2 Million Facebook/Google/Yahoo/Twitter Passwords Stolen by Tuntheycr7: 12:37pm On Dec 05, 2013
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ComputersRe: Change Your Passwords: 2 Million Facebook/Google/Yahoo/Twitter Passwords Stolen by Tuntheycr7: 12:35pm On Dec 05, 2013
Ma password even contains smileys. grin huh ,
And funny xters like $ ¥ ¤ ¿ etc
Jokes EtcRe: Picture Of A Nairalander In A Lamborghini Trolleyno 2014 Model by Tuntheycr7: 11:21am On Dec 05, 2013
Yeepaaah . See Anddy head.grin shocked
Foreign AffairsRe: Policewoman Committed Suicide After Texting Husband Message Meant For Her Lover by Tuntheycr7: 8:58am On Dec 05, 2013
Nawa for dis dem oyinbo's sef huh
Abi how does killing her self solves the problem on ground ?
She must have felt high level of betrayal.
RIP to her.
EducationRe: JAMB UTME Results To Be Made Valid For 3 Consecutive Years by Tuntheycr7: 8:39am On Dec 05, 2013
That's a welcome development, but hope they won't increase the form money anyhow.
FamilyRe: My Uncle's Inlaw Requests For A Laptop As Bride Price by Tuntheycr7: 10:49pm On Dec 04, 2013
Hymmmm. Small time dem go de ask for galaxy with 1month data subscription.
HealthRe: How To Get A Baby Boy Or Girl Naturally by Tuntheycr7:
obasy09: Anything an African man doesn't understand, he lays it squarely at God's doorstep.
See this China man. From my post I didn't criticize the Op.
But I believes in God, so what's ya problem with that hun ?
And the last time I checked the nigerian medical_Association motto it says ' we cares, God heals. So get ya sorry a.sss off pagans like u
PoliticsRe: Edo Widow Shuns PDP’s N250,000 Gift by Tuntheycr7: 11:46am On Dec 04, 2013
Edo state widows b like

CrimeRe: Police Uncover Another Baby Factory In Imo! Rescues 16 Pregnant Teenage Girls by Tuntheycr7: 11:34am On Dec 04, 2013
Nna Meh ! poverty na baxtawd o.
But Everything na businex for that place. Going ti any length all in the name of making money. Now he don buy market. Thank God say dem police catch am.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Tuntheycr7: 10:53am On Dec 04, 2013
CFCfan: Good morning all.
Good mawni bros. Anytin 4d Guyz huh
HealthRe: How To Get A Baby Boy Or Girl Naturally by Tuntheycr7: 10:40am On Dec 04, 2013
tee lady: I see nothing wrong with this post, is worth trying......but have it at the back of your mind.....God first over anything else. It is not 100% guaranteed why? Bcus God still fit treat your fu*kup.
tanx jor. Dnt mind all those pagans here spewin nonsense.
HealthRe: How To Get A Baby Boy Or Girl Naturally by Tuntheycr7: 10:35am On Dec 04, 2013
wordcat: Which god dey give pikin?

Ifa?
Sango?
Yahweh?
Allah?
Amadioha or
Okija Juju?
Bros I said God not god. There is a difference
EducationRe: FG Pays N200b To CBN For ASUU by Tuntheycr7: 8:57am On Dec 04, 2013
@ChannelsTV_NG: ASUU Strike: Okupe says this governement has shown committment. Have they had the chance to meet any previous President before?
PhonesRe: Still Trending:etisalat Bis working On Android by Tuntheycr7: 8:40am On Dec 04, 2013
[quote author=Big.game]I don give una enough clue o. for the last time, why suffer with Etisalat when there is MTN BIS. [/quote]bros xplain better pls
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nigerian Found Alive After 3 Days In Sunken Ship In Atlantic Ocean by Tuntheycr7: 8:15am On Dec 04, 2013
Na him mama head save am.
LiteratureRe: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by Tuntheycr7: 9:02pm On Dec 03, 2013
bandely: Oya change the title of the story to THE TRAVAILS AND TRIBULATIONS OF BANJI!

Your case don dey worse pass Jonah and Job own oo.
Lol. Even Jonah no de get baddt dreams insidefish belle den.
Oya Mr kingzpen drop one b4 we go to bed this nite.
EducationRe: FUTO Sacks All Academic Staff by Tuntheycr7: 3:01pm On Dec 03, 2013
This is gonna be seriox ooo. But I think FUTO is taking too far na. FG said deadline is 4th of November. So why o why huh
CrimeRe: Mother Burns Daughter With Hot Iron In Lagos (photo) by Tuntheycr7: 2:51pm On Dec 03, 2013
Nawa o. So because she is a wife to a policeman, that's why she's misbehaving huh
The topic shud hav been ;
Mad woman burns daughter with hot iron

God and you see better pple lookin for children.
I no blame her, na missused of opportunity. I think d govt shud take d opportunity away from her.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Brave Woman Killed Armed Rubber In Akure by Tuntheycr7: 2:16pm On Dec 03, 2013
So wey d pishure Na huh
Abi Na everytime we go de Tell yu to put am fir pishure ?
PoliticsRe: Umeh Leads Obiano, Others To Pay Homage To Ojukwu's Memory by Tuntheycr7: 1:50pm On Dec 03, 2013
berem: Shaking my head... embarassed
grin
But why shakin ya head Na huh
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Ask Oshiomhole To Marry Insulted Widow by Tuntheycr7: 12:41pm On Dec 03, 2013
I wud called this YEYENatu, some Nigerianz sef with their slow mentality.
So Oshio no get reason for Not gettin remarried all this while huh
If he marries d woman now Na dem go talk say he took d advantage of d woman o.
LiteratureRe: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by Tuntheycr7: 9:25am On Dec 03, 2013
Good mawni Mr Kingzpen, tanx for dropin dis. Am followin u bumba-bumba.
But Kofo don chop enuf slap o. grin
HealthRe: Doctors Find Snake In Woman’s Stomach After Believing She Was Pregnant (photo) by Tuntheycr7: 4:16am On Dec 03, 2013
shocked :oAll these bloggers sef. shocked huh
LiteratureRe: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by Tuntheycr7: 2:04am On Dec 03, 2013
You had better come and drop d rest torry kiakia o.
I started around 9PM and am tru reading every single words. Owo meji loke fun Eyan kan.
You are one mudafok.a writer. Lol grin
jah bleessd
LiteratureRe: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by Tuntheycr7: 1:47am On Dec 03, 2013
Jide called, stretching some money to her. “Go to Clement’s shop, tell him I said he should give you fighting gloves.”

“Bro, you wanna fight? With who?” Kofo nosily asked.

“Get out of here and do as I asked you.” Jide shouted at her.

She rushed out of the house to get fighting gloves and before she returned, Jide had sneaked his fighting mate into his room, but the person happened to be a lady; fighting temptation with the help of a glove, glove with just one opening and wasn't meant for the hand, leg or head, wondered where. Kofo heard them laughing out loud like people watching a comedy movie, from his room.

“Bro Jide! I’m back O.” She shouted at Jide’s door.

Jide came out, already breathing very fast like someone that just alighted from a roller-coaster, then collected the glove from Kofo.

“Don’t come close to this door and if Dare returns, tell him to stay back until I come out. I’m busy in the room.”

Kofo inquisitively asked, “Egbon, ki le n se?” which means, ‘Brother, what are you doing?’

He hissed. “Ask Google.” He said and went into his room.

Not quite long, Kofo heard the results of effective punches from Jide’s room.

“Uhhhmmmm... Yeeeeeeeeah! Yeeeeeeaaaah! That’s it! Hit me! Harder baby! Harder!” A female voice protruding out of Jide’s room.

Kofo tiptoed to Jide’s door to peep through the keyhole, but was disappointed because Jide had blocked it with the key.

“At all at all na him bad pass” Kofo muttered.

She wanted to get the whole details of the fighting competition, so as to download it for their parents. She placed her left ear to the door, eavesdropping their conversation; since she couldn't watch the match live, she chose to listen to the audio commentary.

“This girl, you won’t kill me for my mama. Ooooooouchh! Easy! Hmmmmmm! Yeah! Slooooooowwwwwly.” Jide sounded.

“Ouuuuucccchh! Yes Yes Yes!”

“You’re so sweet girl. In fact when I get to London, I will buy you shoe. Ooooooouch! Yeah! When I get to shoe, I will buy you London.” Jide said.

Kofo chuckled but quickly covered her mouth with her hands.
I laughed as well. Men and their empty promises, Women and their fish-brain not to differentiate a lie and a promise. ‘When I get to London, I will buy you shoe. When I get to shoe, I will buy you London.’ Does that make any sense? Girls, does it? Don’t be fooled, men say lots of gibberish when they are fighting with you, I said to myself as she continued.

There was a dead silence in the room. No voice or sound was heard but still Kofo’s unrelenting ear was gummed to the door like refrigerator magnet. Kofo was shocked and almost fainted when Jide’s door opened suddenly

can't stop laffin abt this episode. ; since she couldn't watch the match live, she chose to listen to the audio commentary poor Kofo grin grin
Good job bro. More data to ya fone

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