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[quote author=Jona-The-Clown]To all ye Nigerian students, I want to tell you that the strike will end when the world finally comes to an end!
Forget about Education and go and learn work! Afterall our Certificates are already worthless, useless and Nonsensed!
If you think I am joking, when you graduate after the strike has ended, I personally promise you all that if you see job 1 year after your NYSC ,I will rape the nearest she-goat that I see on the street I PROMISE!, I SWEAR! NONSENSE.
P. S
Thank goodness, I don graduate from school sef.[/quote]If I say na joblessness de worry u now na understatement but it seems ya moniker explains better.

Delta babes wud say ;
Really ? I pray o

That madame is a joke.
And some mango heads blivs dis sh.it ?
Too much of nollywood de worry dem.

Sometimes cheap things arnt cheap.
RIP to dem

Do you Know any Civil, Chemical and Process Engineers looking for a job? Dangote Refinery is hiring now. Pls send CV to matilda.owhotu@dangote.com. Pls rebroadcast might help some one.

kismo: My friend, don't waste your time, resources and energy in unfruitful venture. No matter what anybody can tell me about Multi Level Marketing(MLM) that will make me venture into it. The ONLY people who make it big in that market are those who brought the scheme to Nigeria or a particular state. But as for you, you can't go far. I'm sure of that. FORGET THE LIES THEY TELL YOU AT THEIR SEMINARS. Shalom.

U can see u ar d only person wt different view here. GPC is REAL & free of scam.
Op jux google it and u see answers. All u nid doin after registration is to refer 2 pple, den dos 2 refers anoda 2pple. Den u start earning.

Ogodo however said that people should
not jump into conclusion that it was the
beating which took place about two weeks
earlier that led to the death of the pupi
Dix man must be high on Hot Ghana puff puff.
If say na I'm pikin nko ?

Prowizy2: Actually the ones am seeing here


"The worstest english u have ever hear"
"I want to knows your own"



#Horrible

Baadt boi

ednut1: The same pwC wey dey hustle enta, she dey craze o, nut case

Abi o. Sharareporters shud just hired her ASAP.

some people were seen picking shelled 'Bullet Casings'.

And WTF are dey ganna do wit it

If such rapid response can b done @ all time, den tinx wud surely get Betta

Date a Nairalander
And anytin dt hapenz, she wud b rushin down here to create a thread abt it.

Pastor's wife ke
The wicked woman has given the girl an indelible scars now.
I doubt if she has children.
Well may d gods punish her accordingly.
If no b say I don promised masef not to curse again, I for say na sango and ahmadioha go ,........

topsyking: NFA SACK KESHI NOW B4 IS TOO LATE.. AND SAVE US FROM EMBARRASMENT IN RIO .. THIS IS NOT A WORLD CUP TEAM AT ALL.. WE NEED A FOREIGN TECHNICAL ADVISER
KESHI MUST GO!!!
KESHI MUST GO!!!
KESHI MUST GO!!!

Too much of paraga & ogogoro wnt Hep u. Jux go n sleep for today

[quote author=Abu Mikey]

We must lose!

[/quote
Go sleeeep

Akpos the house help,
entered Madam's room
without knocking.
MADAM: Akpos, this is
wrong, what if I was
naked or dressing up?
AKPOS: That can never
happen, madam.
MADAM: How can you be
so sure?
AKPOS: I always peep first
and if you are naked, I'll
just wait and watch until
you have dressed up
before I enter.
Akpos is currently in the
emergency room of a
general hospital

Wow
Dt baby must be Unique.
Ma wife must born her pikin on 10th of Dec. 2013 > 10/12/13

Oriisiirisii.
The End of Time Is Nearly Near

Well as 4ma area here na traditional weddin tinz O. Nobody even send election.

I beg make I buy Suya 4rm aboki b4 those E-warriors storm diz place.
Dis wud be interestin. Wey ma rockin chair?

Ogun State Commissioner for Information, Mr. Yusup Olayniyonu, said the convoy was not that of the Ogun government.

He said, "The governor is at Abeokuta and the deputy governor is also at Abeokuta. Neither was in Lagos today."
So na who kon get d convoy?
And its becomin too much of all these convoys, shameless leaders who can't caution dia drivers

Hymmm, but dtz too bad of Wada.
He shud av stopd or askd sum of his convoy to stop and chek wat hapnd.
Too baadt for him

Annie2gud: excuse me sir,Are you by Chance Stalkin me?

Not wat You are tinkin O.
NOPE

Sorry abt dat but next u can just put d name for google and u wud get bet info abt dem, but pls and pls if u can't find any info abt such a coy, pls kindly run 4ya life or else anytin can happen.

Sleekbaby: .

Akpos just got a job as a porter in a five star hotel in
Abuja.
The manager told him "In here we give every
customer personalized services and you have to be
very observant so you know how to address their
every need even before they ask."
Before the manager could finish, a couple walked
through the hotel entrance and the manager quickly
approached them, nicely took their baggage and
said,
"Welcome Mr & Mrs James, it is our delight to have
you in our hotel. Please come this way to the
reception" and he led them to the reception.
After the couple had been taken care of, Akpos asked
the manager, "Has the couple been visiting this
hotel before?"
"No" came the reply from the manager.
"So how come you knew their name?" asked Akpos.
"That is why I told you to be very observant. All I had
to do was quickly look at the label on their baggage
while I'm taking it from them and see the name on
the tag."
"Oh, here comes another couple. Why don't you give
it a try?"
"Ok" said Akpos and he hurriedly approached the
couple, helped them with their luggage and said,
"Welcome Mr & Mrs SUPERIOR HAND MADE
LEATHER! We are delighted to have you in our
hotel..."
The manager fainted!

Oshi rabata.....
Seemz Jona don credit dt Reuben Abata acct in recent time..
Onisukuso ni man yen.
If 4 kuku say na Jona govt brings Whatsapp, yahoo, Bbm, 2go and odas to naija. Abi how dt 1 kon solves d prblm of Unemployment, insecurity, poor state of roads, ASUU and d rest? Infact make dt man go sleeep