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Goodone,take one step further, tell your papa to talk to osinbajo

Papanwamaikpe:
Sexy lady. See as my prick just stand as I dey look her pix

Another man wife

... WITH ALL THESE OYINBO, NO WONDER SHE IS NOT MARRIED YET

Paulosky1900:
where is your brother

Am I, my brothers, keeper

jdluv:
wow. I like that, a little of everything at least not clueless like somebody

beware of fulani herds men

Evablizin:
Okay. Well done major dagger.

Damn,the third pix though.

I am telling you

All the other pastors are fighting for tites and fighting daddy freeze

THEbaddest007:
I wrote the neco GCE exam and I passed without any expo or bomb

congrats, afraid catch you for further maths , you just absent your self come siddon for nairaland

It is written fear not

Islamabad

AishaBuhari:
He has my vote because Nigerians needs to suffer more because Nigerians ain't good history students.

The suffering will reset their brains

samtoles:
I have a beautiful, curvy, tall and fair woman in my compound. Her husband has been in America for 2 years without visiting once. She is clearly sex deprived. I am the only barchelor in the compound. She a 10 year old kid.

This woman has given me too many green lights. It is just too clear that she wants to sleep with me, but I can see she is kind of careful cos of fear of rejection. She discusses everything in the world with me including how she misses sex and doesnt mind cheating on her husband. She didnt tell me or show me directly that she wants to sleep with me but from her expression and our discussion, everuthing points towards that direction.

I have reprimanded guys who have slept with married women and would tell others not to indulge in such, but sincerely I am in a dilemma here. This woman is too beautiful to ignore and coupled with the fact that the husband hasnt been around. I am tempted to show her some real good signs too and just sleep with her. Plus some other benefits will follow: She is the richest in the compound, a big business woman, drives the best car et al.

I know most of you will ask why I have come here since I already want to do it. Well, I just need some people to give me reason why I shouldnt maybe that would keep my mind off it.

The reason you need not to do it is that, some one will do it to your wife. Karma does not serve your request, it serves you what you deserve

Deep down, this Buhari is more s Chadian than s Nigerian

Environer:
This Aduro (asylum seeker) is on his way to obtaining Germany's legal stay. Kudos to him. Many Nigerians have lived in Germany for donkey years without papers that allow them travel in and out of the country. With this marriage, this guy has earned his removal from aduro status in Germany. The lady will now return to Germany alone to file for him to come to Germany Legally as her husband. If she changes her mind at this point the guy is stuck in Nigeria for life

I once lived in Germany as a LEGAL student and I knew what went on among Yoruba, Igbo and, especially, Edo Aduro seekers in that country. One Yoruba guy, Akanbi, even almost married a mentally unstable German old cargo all for papers

just look at you

biacan:
She is so beautiful



When will my england boyfriend propose to me biko

here I am. Will you marry me

imconfused:

I'm so scared of you,yes afraid of the peril from the internet
Yes,I wasn't raised well,it's single cat that brought me up
Will you adopt me and teach me how to respect men?

No, I will prefer to marry you instead of adopt you

imconfused:
And if by some twist of fate you are married to an idiot his idiotic decision should stand because he is the ‘authority’?
Respect is earned,it cannot be forced nor is it given by reason of genit alia.
If you conduct yourself with integrity,dignity and have a healthy dose of self worth,you won’t need to say too much for people to respect you.
Anyone waiting for automatic respect because of his privates is in for long thing.This is 2018,get with the programme.

Your likes will fight their daughter in law to standstill if she does not respect her husband, in this case your son. go and learn from women that grew up in a proper family setting. It is clear you are raised by a single mother . Quote me wrongly at your peril

plavic:
Hmph, I guess you're a young man. . . That was a brilliant question you asked. . . I am not one to discriminate against women. . . Even they deserve some respect. . . However, it must sink into everyone's mind that the husband and the wife are not equal. . . Mind you, I never said 'man and woman' are not equal. .You can have a female boss at work. . You must respect her. That said, the husband is the head of the wife. . A ship cannot have two captains. . That would only result into discord and rancour. . . The marriages of our parents stood the test of time because of respect. . .Never marry a woman will not submit to you no matter how succesful she is. . . But if you are already in the marriage, apply prayer 101

Everything you typed can only come with experience, only the experienced people will understand.

samuel051:
This man must be an ipob,the signs are there
1. desktop charger head
2.gator at d back of d head(due to years of hawking gala and chinchin)
3. big nose like Camry 2.2 gear lever for smelling money.
4.bald head like vulture/Sahara desert.
5. watch dem flood my mention with negative words like buhari body odor to Nigerians.
6. they will tag me an afonja or abokki which am not.
note: I won't reply any mention because I typed this shiit to piss some certain zombie followers of a coward agitator who is nowhere to be found.

such a fool

edimolu:
here they come, trinity fucktards!

stop talking like a complete dunce! Out of the innumerable-counts of names Jesus had,you pointed only one out to savor your watery- argument...olodo

The name Emmanuel is nothing but a reminder and an exemplar that God is forever with us, a belief which hasn't changed till date, Emmanuel or not!

A dove descended on Jesus after baptism and a voice came from heaven, you should check that out, but hell no, you would rather neglect that and use stupid points to bore me of Jesus being God!

like i said, only dumb Christians argue Jesus is God, if you can point out where Jesus claimed being God will i keep shut, are you even aware of all that he said after he was crucified before he surrendered his soul to his father! stop neglecting the obvious, it makes you come off as super-dumb!

thanks for the insults, but let's go back to the very beginning, I am at least happy you believe in the bible. .. In the beginning was the word, the word was with God, and the word was God, and the word became flesh to dwell amongst men.
Also Jesus said , I and my father are one.
You write excellent and flawless English, but stop being abusive. Thanks

AnodaIT:
The first sentence is wrong so that destroy the rest of the argument

God sent His only begotten Son, He didn't came down himself

God came as Jesus, ever heared of Emmanuel= God with us

Ogunleti01:
so ur own draw soup is 1:2 bad belle wouldn't let you be

my broda, the thing tire me

Hello, first I must say deep down, I know you are saying the truth. But you must know this, marriage is not meant for all women, so with men, I think your wife is just one of those women, trust me Awwala or whatever he calls himself cant still satisfy that void your wife wants to fill.You are still making one big mistake till now, you are still talking about loving your wife. The issue is not whether you love her not. I know her type- strong willed and independently minded, never or hardly take corrections, she may not necessarily be a bad person, but being a difficult person almost equates to being a bad person. I remember a post on nairaland here titled COULD MY WIFE BE CHEATING, go and look for that post. I learnt a lot from that post.
In summary, let her be, be yourself. You can not and nobody can change her, she avoids any body that tries to.

blackbeau1:
if you have to hide your man from your friends , then you need either new friends or a different man. That's not to say you shouldn't be careful

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TheCabal:
https://s6.postimg.org/76hb41fu9/Buhari-4.jpg

jaymejate:
Edo state?

Nigga's gonna fly instead

Such a fool, we ant gat no nigger in benin, al w gat are them rightious people

pauljumbo:
When will buhari resign for boko haram killing

u dey mind the fool

Mrviktor:
Which kind soup mama cook ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..

ogbolor soapeeeeeeeeeehhhhh

Try Funbact A, OR Tricuten cream.

the chicken doea not realise that his own days are numbered