so it was Thursday we weren't supposed to eat meat?

donybrainy:
So bad, dis one don pass New Zealand killings o. After 3 days they’ll resurrect. Sha

resu... what?

TMemos:


Are you changing Good Friday to Good Thursday? On which authority are you relying on to do this?

Let's even calculate it even if it was a Thursday:

Thursday night to Friday morning: 1 night
Friday full day: 1 day
Friday night to Saturday morning: 1 night
Saturday full day: 1day
Saturday night to Sunday morning: 1 night

Total: 3 nights, 2 days


You wanna try Good Wednesday?

this guy, you like trouble

Zoharariel:
Make una dey deceive una selves.

How some educated people in Afrika believe that a stranger nailed on the a cross in the Middle East died for their sins beats my imagination.

it can be baffling seeing black people defending the bible. The book was thrown in the faces of our ancestors.

midolian:
You be God P.A? What do you have to say about these verses in almost all versions of Bible?

Corinthians fall on you!

Paul was a man like you and me. He was even regarded as a heretic by some of the early Christian. The guy was a scam. Why did he preach about forsaking the law but when he came to Jerusalem, he followed the Jewish custom?

MuttleyLaff:
Conscious literalism things.

the three days and three nights isn't literal?

some people don dey get sense small small. How will God say it's a shame for women to speak in the church? God is perfect, he isn't misogynist

JoanOluchi:
He Said He Would Rise On The 3rd Day
.
He Didn't Say After 3 Days
.
The Day He Was Crucified Was The First Day Of His Death
.
Saturday Was The Second
.
Sunday Was The Third Day Of His Death
.
Thank You

what of this?


Matthew 12:40 KJV
For as Jonas was three days and three nights in the whale's belly; so shall the Son of man be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth.


Friday afternoon to Sunday morning isn't up to three days and three nights

Nbote:
Dis guy wey speak one Americana grammar dat year in Delta state games... Oyibo weather is enough to change ur skin and accent

I never expected it? na the guy be this?

fvck:


Remember u don't test God

doing miracle isn't testing God. Jesus, according to the bible went about healing and casting out demons. Peter did too, there was a time the bible said his shadow was healing people. Paul's handkerchief was healing people. These people aren't testing God, they were proving the power of God. We don't have such today. That's why there are many skeptics today.

Zoharariel:


Shut up your mouth! Did Elijah The Tishbite say "if God Wills" when he resurrected the widow's son in 1 Kings 17: 17-24?

Did Elisha say "If God Wills" when he resurrected the child of the Shunamite woman in 2 Kings 4: 18-37?

Did Jesus say "If God Wills" when he went to the tomb of Lazarus and resurrected him in John 11: 38-44?

Any miracle you see in Nigeria is staged.

nobody in the bible healed the sick with "if God wills". it's just a tactical approach introduced by modern day preachers to shift the blame away from themselves, if the sick isn't healed.

I can't see my earlier comment

if they're sure of their anointing, let them go to the mortuary in LUTH or UCH or any other teaching hospital. Let them just raise a real dead person. All these atheists will shut up.

this will be good for memes

HappyPagan:

Insurance against the impossible.


Jesus be like "na small faith you need"

Naija pastors be like "faith with caution"

you got the logic.

HappyPagan:
Lmao at God has the final say...

another meaning for "That sh!t won't work "

is this a joke or what? this isn't funny abeg

na deliverance be this? this guy will be shagging his female members behind closed door

Godskidk:

How can you destroy a Nomadic group and burn all their camps? It's not as if they all have one central camp...
See the Haram militants that has one central headquarters has not been yet eliminated, you're claiming you've destroyed the Fulani herdsmen

I don't understand the soldier too. How can you kill all the fulani herdsmen? when they are all over the country. His statement might put him in trouble.

budaatum:

I'm calm. And you are incapable of hitting my balls TVSA.

I in fact empathise with you on you not taking your pastor's word and glad you weren't having it. They'd have told you to believe them too and not use your own brain and think! It's a great pity many mislead many astray.

I never had a pastor haven been an atheist from birth, and after reading the book myself I knew some pastors hadn't read it not to talk of understand a word in it apart from the bits that put money in their pockets. But I can't help say something about those who haven't read it then claim to know what's inside it. I doubt one would pass a biology or a history test without personal study so why expect to pass a Bible understanding test on the word of a pastor? And not that anyone should read the Bible, but one should if one claims one worships God or criticises those who do, I would have thought.

I'm calm. Just saying.

I've read the whole bible before. I used to read at least one of Paul's short letters per day. I was once a bible study coordinator

Martinez39:
1, 2, 6 & 9

only you?

BEANSANDBREAD00:
Lol
That prostitute looks like groot in
guardians of the galaxy
Just imagine what a man is carrying, top10 is one of the best joints in Anambra just 400naira from Akwa to oba old road.. There are lots of nice girls there

how do you know?

budaatum:

I'm glad you dumped your pastor because the same book has it written in there that there isn't enough paper to write what Christ did not to talk of everything else that might have happened.

Perhaps you were way past his class and your pastor didn't know the answers to your questions, though I doubt it since you seem to have missed that the text you posted says "don't remove from it", and not "don't add to it".

But. Do your eyes not work? Can you not read? Why were you taking the words of your pastor who looked on the image of God to tell you what the image looked like when you could have at least gone to the image yourself if not to God directly?

bro, calm down, did I hit your balls or something?

Funaki:


when you start picking what you wish to obey from a book, you no longer believe in the supremacy of the book. According to the bible, the scriptures are the inspiration of God.

2 Timothy 3:16 KJV
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

So if you choose to disobey some commandment, you're disobeying God.

You just pulled that 2 Timothy 3:16 sh!t . You forgot Revelation 22:19

Revelation 22:19 KJV
And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.

This is how my pastor then used to shut us up if we have questions about some parts of the bible.

sukerefakere:
People are getting wiser by the day

wiser you say?

wirinet:


According to the Christian Bible, the devil is far more competent than Yahweh. Without threats, intimidation or actual violence, he got one third of the angels to rebel against God. WWithout threats, intimidation or actual violence, he got Adam and Eve to disobey God. Without threats, intimidation or actual violence, he gets far more people to follow his will. In contrast, the bible God uses threats of punishments and rewards, had killed all humans and animals excepts noah and his ark at one time, all in a bid to control man. In his last desperate effort sacrificed his only son. Still yet, he not able to get love, obedience and control of Man willingly.

That Noah's story was a big mess up in the bible. The thing wasn't well crafted at all. So many loopholes.

Fadomero:
their heads should be cut off

their countries aren't as useless as Nigeria. You want U.S to sanction us abi?

Dottore:

Most pentecostal church pastors and even orthodox church priests patronize white garment churches secretly for "spiritual formula". That's to say the least. Argue with your keyboard.

Their pastors pray with rod and pray on combs.That one isn't fetish.

jcross19:
you are just funny!! Enoch is talking heresy why would Jude did the same that's my concern here so that I can be able to know the genuine of the source of Enoch.

sorry bro, sometimes, you just let some things slide

Pointguardusa:
How what starts?

don't take it serious

it's just an observation. Some of my friends in the university that were serious Christians. After leaving school, and they started facing real life, they became unserious and gradually left the faith. Those that traveled out are the worst.