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Romance / Re: The Kind Of Men We See Online (photo Attached) by Twelfthman: 8:36am On Apr 22, 2021
SIMPs death is slow and painful, a simp die everyday. Everyday heartbreak.
The daughters of eve know how to place the chain around their neck and make the dogee do their bidding and don't hesitant to dump their sorry ass when they finally get bored of them lol and hop on a real man dick. grin
Me I have no pity for SIMPs
Politics / Re: Proforce Armoured Vehicles Produced In Ogun, Bought By UN & Shipped To Somalia by Twelfthman: 6:01am On Apr 22, 2021
Bitterness, isn't the sky wide enough for all birds to fly?


Resurrection212:
I hate this news now Yoruba company want to compete with our great innonson no way .

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Celebrities / Re: Five Things You Didn’t Know About Ada Jesus by Twelfthman: 10:42pm On Apr 21, 2021
Rest in peace pretty one. We know nothing but God knows

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Food / Re: You Visit Your Zambian Crush And She Offers You This (photo) by Twelfthman: 10:30pm On Apr 21, 2021
I will tell her I don't eat locust in fact I haven't ate it and can't imagine myself eating it. Let her put another soup abeg
Family / Re: Women Are Bad Marriage Advisers. by Twelfthman: 10:14pm On Apr 21, 2021
Well women are mostly rule by their emotions.
Emotions can be the most powerful thing if put in good use but the bad side to it is that emotions cloud judgement...


AmazonTopaz:


Says who?

Yet men get angry and commit violence is anger not emotion too? Emotions have nothing to do with gender and it does not rule people based on gender you people should learn and stop this beer parlor talk



Look woman I am not here for gender war or ready to go back and forth with with you.
Women take better control of their emotions as they get older so I don't expect you young women to understand or agree with my point. The older women are more wise and balanced logically and emotionally.
I just started fact. The bitter truth. Deal with it

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Health / Re: Why You Must Say No To Drugs (picture) by Twelfthman: 7:35pm On Apr 21, 2021
The malnourished cat isn't a lion but a lioness.
Btw
Say no to drugs

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Pets / Re: See The Nigerian Rottweiler That Understands Yoruba (Photos, Video) by Twelfthman: 7:01pm On Apr 21, 2021
Lol
Dogs are awesome. Why won't anyone love them..

Offpoint1:

I DON'T love THEM
I EAT THEM

Doesn't that makes you heartless?

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Crime / Re: Woman Sets Her Boyfriend's House Ablaze Over Misunderstanding In Benue (Pictures by Twelfthman: 6:34pm On Apr 21, 2021
Did you left your brain elsewhere before typing this rubbish?



saphiere:
Maybe the guy did something worse to her. The authority should interrogate the guy.
Romance / Re: Have You Dated A Sex Addict by Twelfthman: 6:27pm On Apr 21, 2021
Yes lol. She no dey tire
Romance / Re: My Experience With This Entitled Hoe Near My Shop - Redpill by Twelfthman: 6:18pm On Apr 21, 2021
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Celebrities / Re: Comedian Mercy Ada Jesus Is Dead by Twelfthman: 4:43pm On Apr 21, 2021
Yes its possible. She will complete her time.




bobestman:
May she Reincarnate If Possible(RIP).
She was healed when she made peace with those she offended. I believe the problem started when ppl started putting everything up on social media- that's how church ppl do...everything is to show off. If the problem were to be caused by wicked ppl and they see that she is doing fine, won't they intensify their efforts? There are times one need to lay low or hide when the battle gets stronger. RIP Nwanne

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Romance / Re: My Male Bestie Is Sleeping With His Dad by Twelfthman: 4:29pm On Apr 21, 2021
Lol
I doubt this story
But let me assume it is true then the father, the son, the uncle that want the divorce are all mad.
They should check in at the nearest psychiatric hospital to have their head examined. . .

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Celebrities / Re: Comedian Mercy Ada Jesus Is Dead by Twelfthman: 1:54pm On Apr 21, 2021
faithfull18:

Which Adeboye
lol e reach to ask o. Maybe the adeboye that lives in his village

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Idris Deby: Why A Leader Should Not Be At The Front Line by Twelfthman: 1:23pm On Apr 21, 2021
In the game of chess you protect the king. The king shouldn't be at the front line but the pawns.
If the king falls the kingdom falls. Game over. Life is like the game of chess. Follow the rules follow the codes.
Romance / Re: “23 & Still A Virgin” – Nigerian Lady Brags, Sparks Reactions Online by Twelfthman: 8:40am On Apr 21, 2021
Well said



franchasng:
Of course we have lots of technical virgins who carefully preserve their hymen to deceive gullible guys like you to marry them but have done more sexual immoralities than indecent stars; from handling to sucking to anal to boobjob to deepthroating to hand job to just name it but they always avoid vagina penetration.


Such people aren't virgins in heart, conscience and purity, they are technical virgins preserving their hymen to fool gullible men and not to please God.
Family / Re: Why Is Child Adoption Unpopular In Nigeria? by Twelfthman: 6:04pm On Apr 20, 2021
Lol u too dey fear
GeneralPula:
Make man no go adopt wetin go kill ham ..
Crime / Re: GRAFFIC PICTURES :man Beheads His Fellow Man In Enugu State(ikirike) by Twelfthman: 5:49pm On Apr 20, 2021
The way I scroll fast past the graphic photo enhh.

My eyes no dey see bad things.
Abeg make una dey try censor graphic pictures for this forum.
Romance / Re: Ladies Be Careful: Sexual Past Hunts Ladies More. by Twelfthman: 5:43pm On Apr 20, 2021
Lol
Well said...


Robertgreene1:
so now that I'm in my middle twenties building up my empire... running different hustles at d same time js 2 b successful in life... painstakingly fought nd conquered all my demons...drugs..smoking..heavy drinking..even womanising sef js 2 focus on my hustle...
Then few years from now after I've finally gotten 2 d promised Land..God willing
I will then come nd go nd marry one hoe like that..who wz busy jumping from one dick 2 another all these years that I was busy jumping from one hustle 2 another..hustling my ass out
Am I mad?... them curse me ni?
ur virginity or nothing my dear!!!
u assure me ur virginity..I assure u d fruits of my labour!!!
very simple nd short!!!
u can't eat ur cake nd have it on top my head..
my marital home is not a dumping ground 4 fairly used nd unfairly used hoes..
I hate nonsense!!!

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Crime / Re: NDLEA Nabs Undergraduate "Selling Drugged Cookies" To School Children by Twelfthman: 2:47pm On Apr 20, 2021
In my time in primary school one aunty use to fried cabin biscuits and sell to us.
I swear I miss the taste lol

Why sell bake drugs to kids?
Issa dangerous something o.
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by Twelfthman: 11:26am On Apr 20, 2021
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I don't blame your uncle. Most men will do it. Those are kids of his gene. I just pity the husband, Did she inform her husband before she did what she did?
The husband should had went for other options like artificial insemination/adoption or something. Almost everything is possible in this new age.

Tripleoluwa:
My uncle's baby mama got married to a man that can't procreate. She decided to have my uncle, who is married also another woman, to impregnate her and have the baby for her cuckold of a husband.

Almost 2 decades later, my uncle divorced his wife and took back his baby mama and all the kids from the husband.

I told him to always watch his back sha
Romance / Re: 6wks pregnancy Advice Needed For A Girl Going Crazy by Twelfthman: 9:10am On Apr 20, 2021
Read what you wrote. You must be suffering from comprehension disorder.

It better you just say you don't support my opinion about not going for abortion. I will understand... She is free to do whatever she want to with the baby.these days it is women that decides if they wanna keep a baby. But remember every thing we say or do has consequences for ourselve and others.


Vivien458:
Hmm, you're the one confusing yourself. The boyfriend is against her going for abortion but she insists. So there is nothing else he can do rather to help her have a good abortion. So it's simple what he is asking for..
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by Twelfthman: 8:57am On Apr 20, 2021
A kenya man file a lawsuit against atrocities committed to Jesus thousands of years ago. Dude was serious he took the Jews to Hague over this matter. Lol


This one was when nddc MD suddenly fainted under full Ac grin
MD don faint o grin

Another one was when I read some homosexual were arrested in some Africa country I can't remember the exact country again. They said the homos will remain in jail until they are able to impregnate themselves and produce a child. If they cant do that then they will remain in prison forever lol. I weak grin

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Romance / Re: Will You Tell Your Friend His Wife Is Dating Your Boss? by Twelfthman: 8:24am On Apr 20, 2021
Wow lol

dafman10:


cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

For reals, your comment drew my attention to the OP and I discovered it was me. . . grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy . . .though I was initially logged on to another account since I retired this one in 2019.

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But nawa. . .after 12 yrs or so, naim these mods remember this thread? cheesy grin grin grin cheesy grin grin
Romance / Re: 6wks pregnancy Advice Needed For A Girl Going Crazy by Twelfthman: 7:33am On Apr 20, 2021
Vivien458:
u no see where we all begged her and she refused
What are you saying self?
He begged her to keep the baby and she refuse which mean the only option left for her is to go for abortion.
That is why I advise her against going for abortion. How did I miss that or you clearly didn't read or understand my write up...
Romance / Re: 6wks pregnancy Advice Needed For A Girl Going Crazy by Twelfthman: 11:56pm On Apr 19, 2021
Yep I know... But now that it has came to this I felt my advise is the best way outta this situation because for me I would never support abortion... If she is my sister that is what I will tell her to do..
It a free world she also free to make her choices

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DrFunmisticGlow:
The man did this shit on purpose. If he wanted to have a baby, why didn't he discuss with her?
Romance / Re: 6wks pregnancy Advice Needed For A Girl Going Crazy by Twelfthman: 11:48pm On Apr 19, 2021
What part did I miss?
Vivien458:
did you even read the post, or you just jumped in and started commenting without understanding?
Romance / Re: 6wks pregnancy Advice Needed For A Girl Going Crazy by Twelfthman: 9:14pm On Apr 19, 2021
Pls don't abort the baby... She can put her school on hold, most schools allow it as long as one makes it official. Then she should go have the baby. When done she is free to resume her schooling while the guy family take care of the baby...

I don't support ABORTION.
She shouldnt commit more sin by killing the baby.
This is the one of the consequences of premarital sex so she should deal with it. It pathetic, Ladies should be more careful cus y'all are the ones that suffer most in this kinda situation...

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Looking For A Little Bridesmaid He Was Paired With 26 Years Ago by Twelfthman: 4:31pm On Apr 19, 2021
Lol u made me laugh.
Mumu
Romance / Re: The Big Curses She Laid On My Head. Did I Do Anything Wrong? by Twelfthman: 3:58pm On Apr 19, 2021
You did no wrong bro. In fact if I later discover that someone I call a friend hide anything from me I will cut them off immediately.
Lol don't mind those curses only if u lied but if what you told your friend is the truth then don't bother. Lol if curses like that dey kill nah 10% of boys go remain for naija.
There are simp guys that wife hoes. Hope she finds one of them...

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Crime / Re: Gunmen Burnt Down Uzuakoli Police Station In Abia by Twelfthman: 3:39pm On Apr 19, 2021
Too bad

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Romance / Re: Why I Personally Avoid Girls On Low Cut by Twelfthman: 1:09pm On Apr 19, 2021
I wonder why young women would cut their hair. Hair even Angels the Bible said fell in love with.

Op u have spoken well. I had long been avoiding girls on low cut because some of them are lesbians & damaged so to play safe it best to avoid them...

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