ChasteGhuy:
. APL will be out 16th of September. Oya goan kill yourself

monlawal:


Bros abeg mo vex o. Shey me wey don collect the plastic permanent ID card, the 10 digit number would now serve as my NIN abi?

GeniusOla:


Do you have to go this far? Grandmother? Let me go and sip garri with groundnut, i will be ryt back

GeniusOla:


Not more than 28 years, 1st class, 2-1 or 2-2 with msc, just checking somthing

mosgoon:


don't want to go into details but you omitted LOTS of variables that makes your estimation above wrong. That aside, your estimation is also satisfying Jarus' clause of ''grandmother, mechanic , gateman'' as you have no curtains on your estimation

Jarus:


It is statistically impossible except my grandmother, my mechanic and my gateman also applied.

souljar:

This is the page I read. It says "...25.6m PASSED THROUGH THE PORTAL..." before it was officially closed.
But English is not our native language so maybe I don't understand.

tyakson99:

Lol... I wonder where you guys get this stat of 26 million applying for this recruitment when NYSC gave a report the other day that the total number of Nigerian's that have taking part in the mandatory service scheme is just over 4 million since inception in 1973. Abi even secondary schools grad apply , anyway it is not important at this stage.

crowther15:
Good day house. Please anyone with idea of how much sterling bank pay her marketers..... Thanks in advance of ur response.

mosgoon:
For shell, who said so or in what context did you hear about the october resumption. They've been shockingly and surprisingly slow about their process. I would be very very glad if you are right as it would make decisions easier for me.
Aptitude test/personality test ? isn't it all done online? and that stage has been passed for over a month

You can answer me on the shell thread if you want.

Jarus:


Okay make all of us dey declare now.

na first class me too get o

sagio09:
ATTENTION! ATTENTION !! ATTENTION!!!
LOCAL MEN AND WOMEN.
Please lets decode this case scenario ;

I and other 6 guys dat graduated from same university, same state and same year were interviewed on 4th, 9am.
6 of us graduated with 2:1, while the 7th guy was an overall best 1st class student from his department.
6 of us all got alert on tue 22/08, wen 4th was massively paid.
The 7th guy( best graduating student of his department) hasn't been paid the TP allowance uptill naw dat i spoke with him.

I'm jst shaking as i'm writing, pls any theorist to extract something meaningful from this piece.

NB: What ever the situation i don't care, what i knw is dat i'm very optimistic of receiving my APL by God grace.

olaidefat:

I assume you had your interview on either the 3rd or 5th. That is why you just spilled that out. Most of us have passed that level!!! You don't have details!

forbaj:
Good morning, please I want to find out if there are other GTs who were interviewed on the 11th and are yet to receive tfare reimbursement. Cos I and two of my guys have not been paid. (7am)

olasunky15:


Sort of.
why did you ask

olasunky15:


More like 70% if my inferential statistics skills still intact

adakoleagbenu:
seriously? I did interview on 11th July and av not been paid. 7am batch sef. warishappening

joobseekar:


Well, starting from 16th, we've had 6 "Wednesdays" now. Assuming each day is being paid per week, that means, 6 days out of 9/10 days already.

I know the mass wave of 2nd, 6th, 8th and 11th.

I've seen/heard dates of 1st, 3rd, and 4th being paid.

I'm yet to see/hear that of 5th, 9th and 10th.

holujay:


Very funny u....I understand u bae, going by some people's records here, one easily finalises they merit d job and their APL is undeniable...I'd find my self in this submission too...

But I'd end up within me that this race isn't for the very swift neither is the battle for the strongest...but to God that showeths mercy...yes, I'd believe many will win the battle on the record of merits/previous achievements, yet, I'd also believe that many will win the battle to be a clear testament to God's mercy

NB: When mercy speaks, protocols/records are broken.
Peace unto everyone that acknowledges his/her inadequacies but yet clinges to the infinite mercy of our Lord

olaidefat:


Fallacy!!!

Bronce:



Here is the screenshot for does asking of prove
Interviewed on 9th
PAID 1ST AUGUST
Bank ZENITH BANK

Rexmy:

Did you graduate from FUNAAB?
...just checking something

Horllamideh:

My Oyo bloodaz, I am from Ogbomoso North.

hayesconcept:
Agric and biosystem engineering and I'm from Oyo state

samalli592:
While Y'all are postulating on baseless theories and TF, Some lady is testifying on twitter that she has been notified via sms and mail. Check out @Miss_Gloriade. She did oral interview on the 10th.

CsRockefeller:


Read up my initial post. I concluded by saying the process is still ongoing, some panels have not concluded their reports for onward transmission to the paying officers hence the batch payment.

Where is the contradiction?

CsRockefeller:
I don't even think the process has been concluded, it's less than a month since the final person was interviewed, even Big private firms aren't that quick.

Remove emotions and think deeply, there is no relationship between APL and payment.

I was paid by Farouk, but if I don't want to be emotional and be objective, I can deduce that the process is still on and no relationship at all.

Teaser4:
make I burst your bubble here....once and for all...that connect wey dey laff at you no wan break you heart ni. .i reserve my comment

CsRockefeller:
Having worked in the Bank and as an up and coming Accountant, using the trend, postulation, hypothesis and all sorts here, these are my submissions.

1. NNPC has decided to use an unorthodox method in selecting the successful candidates, especially given it was a subjective interview involving thousands of candidates.

2. NNPC sent us text and mails concerning the interview, was it not done simultaneously? Was there a delay of more than a day amongst recepients? Which leads me to the next point.

3. NNPC has one of the best database any organisation can have (reason being they have the resources) Their IT department is up and doing, the only detail that was missing during the point of registration is our Bank details right?

What then would it cost them (time and money) to collate our Bank data (reconcile it with their database) group everyone according to Bank, send to the Accounting department then to the respective Banks for simultaneous pay. If at all some people didn't receive on the day, it should have been few with discrepancies in their account name or number. Mind you, Banks process payment for Civil/Public workers of various States and Government institutions in less than 2 days (that's if they are really busy).

The process came to an end on the 10th and first payment came on the 16th (mind you, the details of everyone was vetted each day immediately after the interview, so there was no back log. The details of the first day, were vetted the next day and so on.)

So, they had the opportunity to pay everyone at once, everyone, but what then did they do? Pay in batches, now this is the catch and d big question. It's the final piece missing in this Jigsaw.

The hypothesis of someone fixing it in a Fixed Deposit doesn't hold water, if it were true, the pay wouldn't have come as quick as it came.


These are my final thoughts;

1. Each 29 or 39 panels had numbers of candidates allotted to them, some where more busy than the others. My panel had a minus of 2 persons on my interview day, perhaps, they were less busy and so submitted their report early, which led me to being among the first batch of payees paid by Mr Farouk.

I think NNPC can't pay until some panels are through with their submissions, hence the batch payment, some panels might have not concluded on their submissions.

If u recall, some members of the panel are extremely busy people and some flew in just because of this process.

This is my submission.

Dshiloh:
Be Patient guys

Fredkio:

Accountants whr una dey