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PoliticsRe: Clara Chime Under House-Arrest Imposed By Gov. Chime by TwinTiger: 11:33pm On Oct 28, 2013
I bet u,this girl D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ wire outside.how can sullinwa wey like pussy hate this fine chik like dt?she obviously has stepped on his toes.she didn't tell us who D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ service her engine since sullinwa D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ sick abroad.well d Oga no say if she go out guys go rush her unto IGM.so dts why she is on house arrest.lolz.......womanizer + moneylover=psychiatric lmao
EntertainmentRe: Lilien, Klint-Da-Drunk's Wife New Pictures by TwinTiger: 6:37pm On Aug 07, 2013
ULSHERLAN: lovely n cute wife he has
u don D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ eye d girl abi ?ojuju 4u there.
CareerRe: Degrees With Lowest Employment Prospects In Nigeria by TwinTiger: 6:08pm On Jul 18, 2013
Prostitutology and cultismology!!!dts d reason 4 d unemployment.hahahahahahahahahah.u can't eat ur cake n have it.ndi ara. grin
FamilyRe: What's So Special About Twins??? by TwinTiger: 6:24pm On Jul 14, 2013
Thanks to Mary slessor for stopping d killing of twins.am a twin too.
PoliticsRe: Obahiagbon To Patience - "Wole Is Far From The Problem, Your English Is" by TwinTiger: 6:14pm On Jul 14, 2013
;Prof was unfair,though wit all due respect for d importer of cultism into Nig Uni, AHOY Pirate Prof! Even wit 3rd class in university.So prof is seeing PEG as a man not a lady,chai,old age can be funny. grin
TravelRe: Kano-lagos Passenger Train Collides With Truck In Kaduna. by TwinTiger: 12:53pm On Jun 25, 2013
Chamber10: Seems you have conprehension challenge. Ok, the report said that:
'Few passengers were reported injured and had since been taken to the hospital for treatment. No death was reported as at the time of filing this report'.
Nigerians are so used to "RIP"of which dt we used any how.even when someone mess,u ll Hear ppl saying"RIP"God save us.
LiteratureRe: Man Wey Dey Reason by TwinTiger: 4:48pm On Jun 04, 2013
flow1759: Egede melody! So u be axe man? Omo egede!
from dt flow,u suppose code.but flow 1 question plz-"why is so difficult for aro-mates(Viking) to graduate peacefully with others?na only maintain una know?even those dodorima ppl full 4 spill over list oooo.na waa oo.**laughing in Swahili*** grin
TV/MoviesRe: BBAfrica Housemates Betty & Bolt Kiss In Bed (Photos) by TwinTiger: 7:03pm On May 29, 2013
deskossy: Shea na devil get d eye....gullible nigerians..I jst tire 4 una mata wit ur obsession wit illuminati..if e lyk mk e be devil or esu,I go still watch am
if u have Been following this show,u ll find out dt all d front screen pix has changed except d 1 eye logo.so ask ur self why 1 eye logo every year even with all d modifications.u can keep watching oooo but ask ur self how many hrs do I gave to gospel/Islamic stations in dstv?d answer many guide u if u ll be truthful to urself.good luck.
PoliticsRe: Nyako Vows To Sue Jonathan Over Funding For State Of Emergency by TwinTiger: 8:09pm On May 27, 2013
Abeg no be everything aboki talk we una go D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ post here for us.afterall what do expect from lazy Muslims who waste time praying 5 times a day but are d worst sinners.na hunger go make Nyako denounce Boko haram membership.idiot.
PoliticsRe: Insecurity- Obama Cancelled Visit To Nigeria by TwinTiger: 1:41pm On May 23, 2013
If I see Obama here,I go personally stone am.He is blaming my GEJ as if to govern is easy,so why is he getting old face everyday?I think Obama needs malaria parasite test.
PoliticsRe: Chinua Achebe's Burial Rites (Pictures) by TwinTiger: 5:00pm On May 22, 2013
1MCN: Odogwu nwoke
Nnukwu nmawu
Osisi Orji
Ikemba
Ikenga
Ugwu-mba
Onye bu uzo
Aha-eji-aga-mba
Odee
Isi-afulu-kwaba-okpu
Nwoke oma enyi oha
Oka-mmuta
Alibati Chinualumogu nwa Anichebem
Laa n'udo
Ise!
Oo nnya ka ina eme !Nnai mului.Igbo kwe nu!Iseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
PoliticsRe: 5 Killed At Alaba International Market This Afternoon by TwinTiger: 4:48pm On May 22, 2013
DJDOLA: U mean bokoharam later find there way 2 lagos..omo na ghana I dey run go be that ooo
Ghana near sef,me nah Congo I D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ enter now with my baby girl.
PoliticsRe: Ex-Militants Threaten To Resume Violence In 2015 by TwinTiger: 3:55pm On May 13, 2013
nwabobo: MEND were doing the following when OBJ was president;

2006

Nine officials for the Italian petrol company Eni SpA were killed when armed members of MEND attacked Eni SpA's security forces in Port Harcourt. MEND militants briefly occupied and robbed a bank near the Eni SpA base, leaving at about 3:30 p.m, about an hour after they showed up.

A company official stated, "Eni has temporarily evacuated staff and contractors from the area of the base affected by the incident and the situation is currently under control."

MEND issued a statement regarding the oil workers: "Be assured therefore that the hostages in return, will remain our guests... the hostages are in good health and have adapted fairly well to the conditions under which the people of the Niger Delta have been kept."

On May 10, 2006, an executive with the United States-based oil company Baker Hughes was shot and killed in the south-eastern city of Port Harcourt. At the time of the shooting, it was not immediately known if MEND had any involvement or not. Witnesses say the attacker appeared to be specifically targeting the US executive.

On June 2, 2006 a Norwegian rig offshore Nigeria was attacked and 16 crew members were kidnapped. According to the news agency Reuters, MEND has not taken responsibility for this attack.[13]

On August 20, 2006, 10 MEND members were killed by the Nigerian military. The members were working on releasing a Royal Dutch Shell hostage. In an email to REUTERS, MEND stated, "Our response to Sunday's killings will come at our time, but for certain it will not go unpunished."

On October 2, 2006, 10 Nigerian soldiers were killed off the shore of the Niger Delta in their patrol boat by a MEND mortar shell. Earlier that day a Nigerian/Royal Dutch Shell convoy was attacked in the Port Harcourt region resulting in some people being wounded.

On October 3, 2006, a militant group abducted four Scots, a Malaysian, an Indonesian and a Romanian from a bar in Akwa Ibom state.

On October 4, 2006, Nigerian soldiers attacked a militant camp, in the ensuing battle 9 Nigerian soldiers were killed.

On November 22, 2006, Nigerian soldiers attempted a rescue of kidnapped oil workers which resulted in one soldier being killed.

2007

On May 1, 2007, at 4:15 a.m., MEND attacked Chevron's Oloibiri floating production, storage, and offloading vessel off the coast of the southern Bayelsa state. After one hour of fighting with security boats, resulting in the death of 10 people, MEND seized six expatriate workers, consisting of four Italians (Mario Celentano, Raffaele Pasceriello, Ignazio Gugliotta, Alfonso Franza), an American (John Stapelton), and a Croat (Jurica Ruic). On the same day, MEND published photos of the captives seated on white plastic chairs in a wooden shelter around the remains of a campfire.[14]

On May 3, 2007, MEND seized eight foreign hostages from another offshore vessel. The hostages were released less than 24 hours later, stating they had intended to destroy the vessel and did not want more hostages.

23 May 7 hostages were taken from a pipelay barge of Nimbe area of Bayelsa they were released 23 days later. they included Brittins Americans and one South African.

On May 8, 2007, three major oil pipelines (one in Brass and two in the Akasa area) were attacked, shutting down oil production and cutting power to a facility run by Italian oil company Agip, part of the ENI energy group. An e-mail statement from a MEND spokesperson said, "Fighters of the Movement for the Emancipation of the Niger Delta (MEND) attacked and destroyed three major pipelines in Bayelsa state... We will continue indefinitely with attacks on all pipelines, platforms and support vessels."
1st of all ,go down low!are u a member?
PoliticsRe: Ex-Militants Threaten To Resume Violence In 2015 by TwinTiger: 3:45pm On May 13, 2013
Abeg how much is a plot of land in nairobi?am tire of this nonsense!
PoliticsRe: Jonathan During State Visit To South-Africa (Pictures) by TwinTiger: 7:22pm On May 07, 2013
dayokanu: Does GCFR mean Gay Crossdresser Fuckkking Rectum?
illiterate
CrimeRe: Jealous Woman Burns Friend Bosoms by TwinTiger: 6:56pm On May 07, 2013
jplux: you sur say no be ashi dem behuh? from the looks of the room u go know
so u know how their room D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ look ni?...hmmmmmm,u are a suspect.
CareerRe: Diamond Bank Or University Of South Florida by TwinTiger: 12:20pm On Apr 29, 2013
Mikespartan: I have just completed my medicals with Diamond Bank.....and my uncle and his wife who are both doctors in the USA offered to sponsor my studies and all when they heard I didn't have a job yet(this was b4 I got interview invites with Diamond). I have taken the GMAT n TOEFL already and passed. BUt before I proceed further I want to decide which of the 2 options to take as I wld nt want to encourage them to spend more money and turn around to say I'm not interested. To aid ur judgement, I'm 28years old now.
oboy this ur opportunity to run away from that God 4saken naija.plz join d next Available flight 4 ur dear life.naija sucks!u fit get posted 4 dt marketing in Kano or maiduguri.Na Boko haram go be ur customers.Or in southern naija an kidnappers go settle u.if u go east cultists go use ur head 4 peper soup.2ndly u no be small boy again,so establish relationship here so dt u can marry by 30 after d msc.now proceed to MMA int'l wing now.no dull ooo.
PoliticsRe: The Dirtiness That "Is" Nigeria by TwinTiger: 7:36am On Apr 29, 2013
[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]Enugu

[img]http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQM7fQZLzOXPrUBB9Edb2Jlu-G8hAPRjHY-jorcAa_Y6BzX1BL-[/img][/quote]see my villa oooo.
PoliticsRe: NEMA Spokeman Loses Position For Criticising Okonjo-Iweala by TwinTiger: 2:23pm On Apr 19, 2013
stjudas: Nna lekwenu ifeanyi oooo. Ndi awusaa cho iri nwanyia...... Finally, ghost mode. Dem no go see you!!
Oga eme ha vum na anya.they no go see her.Ndiara!
PoliticsRe: NEMA Spokeman Loses Position For Criticising Okonjo-Iweala by TwinTiger: 10:44am On Apr 19, 2013
Its unfortunate some ppl are just realizing d new Nig reform.As ur trying 2 ismlamize Nig,we are climbing top offices.1 foolish southerner is better than 10 ?wise northerners.GEJ is a fool no doubt but he must be there till 2019"hug ur transformer"Who is d stupid Shuaibu dt is critizing Aunty NGoo?can he pass a course in Harvard?If like let's rewind 1966,we ll send all d abokis to where they belong(Libya,Egypt,Tunishia'morocco)to continue there Jihad.umuewu.we have d millitary,go NDA or 1 Div,Jaji Kaduna etc,nah we be "Oga on top".How many northerner are GOC in d Army today?they called super Eagles"Biafran team but immediately they clifted trophy,they became Nig super eagle.infact 2015,Igbo man ll contest Guber in Kano and nothing ll happen BC we are d best.u were born to rule BA? We are swagger to rule.If shuaibu wasn't sacked,Sambo would hv lost his job by now,u think he not afraid? Ndiara!Thunder go fire una.Try us we ll tell u we are Isreali decendants.IGBO KWE NU!
CelebritiesRe: Top 30 World's Most-Beautiful Women In 2013 by TwinTiger: 11:39am On Apr 15, 2013
CNN bold faces-Isha sesay and Monita Rajpal should be there before old women like Jan Lo,Beyounce n Angelina jolly.My wife is finer than all in dt list.NONSENSE!
CelebritiesRe: Top 30 World's Most-Beautiful Women In 2013 by TwinTiger: 11:26am On Apr 15, 2013
k2039: [color=soyouquotedme]This is pathetic, I can't find a black woman on that list.
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racism dts all.
PoliticsRe: Is Governor Chime's Cancer Relapsing? by TwinTiger: 9:29am On Apr 03, 2013
991: Mr. Jonathan looks good in that attire. thats all. i can not categorically say anything about Chime, because i dont want to say something and my moderators at the top will think otherwise, in fact the thing i want to say now can only be known by my .....@dtop
u are very funny....dts all. grin
Christianity EtcRe: Patrick Obahiagbon's Easter Message To Nigerians! by TwinTiger: 1:39pm On Mar 31, 2013
exxell: MODS FRONTPAGE PLEASE.... IN THE SPIRIT OF EASTER!

O thank you Mods...... FRONTPAGE THINGS FOR THE FIRST TIME ON NAIRALAND AND ON EASTER DAY TOO!

BUT ON A MORE SERIOUS NOTE, THIS MAN'S ENGLISH MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I WASTED FOUR YEARS IN THE UNIVERSITY grin grin grin
GUESS I WILL GIVE QUITTING MY JOB A THOUGHT AND PROBABLY GO FOR A DIPLOMA OR PHD IN ENGLISH undecided undecided undecided
ur just telling us dt u don't merit ur certificate.
Car TalkRe: Benz Vs Honda: Head On Collision! by TwinTiger: 1:51pm On Mar 27, 2013
Newtons 1st law says-A body remains in its stationary state or in constant motin unless external force is added(intoduced)Then 2nd law says dt"Action n reaction are equal and opposite".Poster I hope ur empty head can apply d laws rightly to d both car.MILLITANT
Car TalkRe: Benz Vs Honda: Head On Collision! by TwinTiger: 1:46pm On Mar 27, 2013
grin
ziccoit: A moving object rammed into a stationary object. Which would be more damaged?science must have explained this in detail.
don't mind that ignorant fool.He never heard of Newtons 1st n 2nd laws.terrorist
PoliticsRe: Protesting Job Seekers Arrested In Bayelsa by TwinTiger: 1:41pm On Mar 27, 2013
In this case who is the Oga on top -Dickson or GEJ?
SportsRe: NFF Queried For Ban On Lesbian Players by TwinTiger: 4:04pm On Mar 08, 2013
These a psychological thing.How do u think they ll deliver well in football career when captain D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ do keeper and defender D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ do coach.Now if captain won crosscarpet go do defender,don't u know dt keeper ll get annoyed with d captain and means basket of goals.If I get any Gay or lesbian,I ll kill d person no regrets at most with poison.Idiots.Antichrist.
SportsRe: NFF Queried For Ban On Lesbian Players by TwinTiger: 3:46pm On Mar 08, 2013
momodub: smiley but lesbian are hurting nobody now pls leave them alone
Shot up!make ur sister D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ romance ur wife them u go know say supeh D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ hurt.Agent of Satan.....Antichrist.
SportsRe: Keshi Release List Of Foreign Pro's To Play Kenya by TwinTiger: 3:22pm On Mar 08, 2013
momodub: smiley nice one bro keshi
Keshi don win cup now,he suddenly become ur brother.When he brought out list of AFCON u ppl were shouting"Biafran list".Now u guy no Blv in Biafran list of 1 Nigeria....Boko HARAMIST!mmcchheeww!
RomanceRe: The Best Gift A Man Can Give His Woman? by TwinTiger: 7:15pm On Feb 18, 2013
AB Engine: The man owes her woman deep RESPECT, LOVE is the value or Legal tender ATTENTION is the air she breathe Exploration SEX is the intrigue. His MONEY makes it rosier but His HEART is the embodiment of all mentioned above! Try giving her all your HEART!
u go wound oooo.

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