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Prestonn:
Village kitchen

Invited some of my friends home today for lunch and dinner...

So I decide to do a quick one for my Mami...

@Mami Cutiereborn.. Once again Happy Birthday

More photo later..

Waohhhh this is so sweet

Chaaaaiiiiiiii

Even before reading the story I knew it would be FCMB.


Bank that supports and praises mediocrity.

Nooooo this is unacceptable why would she want to be cuddled or shown any form of affection.Is she not aware that you are doing her a favour by allowing her space in your bed?Is she not aware that you need to turn to the other side to avoid seeing her shapeless body and smelling weavon?Is she not aware that you are not romantic and dont owe her to be romantic?Is she not aware that you are the man and it is a man's world?Is she not aware that once you do grrrrrrrrrr her services are no longer needed until the sac is full again?

Your girl is not in tune with reality. kick her out.

Knott is the queen of seasoning cubes.

I can only buy maggi if there is no other seasoning cube in Nigeria.

I have never bought Onga.I cant judge what I have never used.

Mr chef is my side boo

lefulefu:
i kant kill myself ontop woman

Why?

lefulefu:
i have been on [b]training as in keeping fit [/b]programme and by the way whose this? are u an elizabeth bathory fan?

@ bold I hope soooooo, before it will be a case of too much energy/exercise exerted on Dominica ladies

pocohantas:
I am advertising my market by posting food threads? I don’t ever talk of your gfs young man. I don’t care about you and your possessions, yet you keep rubbing them in my face. You have dated one that works in oil company and earns more than I do. Now you are dating a student. You buy Lexus and I must know. They give you check worth millions, I must know again. Lord knows who you will be dating tomorrow...

“I must pepper Poco. She must know what she is missing”

Poco shebi you can see what you and your Benz friend has turned our oha thread to

Person no dey kuku put mouth for una two wahala. You both should create a thread and leave my delicious oha thread alone.

FloraEC:
Maybe you didn't buy original ogiri. Ogiri is spiritual, the smell is ahhh dunno how to describe it, the taste nkọ inside ọha soup hulala. I even taste mine before adding to the soup . I don't buy the already wrapped ogiri, I go for the one they measure aka nke nkonye
When yellow pepper and enough crayfish is added. Ụka agbasa (church dismissed)

Oha soup without akwụ, ede and ogiri is not ọha. Achị, grounded cocoyam, quaker oat should not serve as thickener ooo
I prefer ọha to onugbu

*drops mic*

@ bold Naso

Ogiri is a spiritual something

This same community again

Their name brings nostalgia.

Liposure:
i'm not alone. Very nice. I eat it like everyday

I dont ever get tired of oha soup.

Legend had it that I could sell my most priced possession for a pot of oha soup.

pocohantas:
Check again, ogiri is there in my ingredients and was added in my step 6. My head didn’t scatter though, at least na me still type the thread.

Ogiri has to be one overrated shii or maybe it is an acquired taste.

Ogiri is spiritual

Ohhh I apologise I did not see were you mentioned it my eyes must have skipped it.

Oha is my best soup anyday anytime .

Poco I noticed you did not use ogili for your oha soup.Anambra people will likely always make oha soup with Ogili and Ede(cocoyam)

When you introduce the ogili into the soup the whole area will scatter.

jeraw:
Please don't laugh at me oo.


Behold, bread baked in cooking pot on stove, don't have oven for now. I named it HAT BREAD.
;
What do you think??

God of Nazareth what is this?

Kuku give us recipe

Chaaaaaiii abeg make una help me see excuse abeg.

StagethemTVee:
And you think its about what number the year is? It's about the times and evil that have grown darker in the hearts of men.

Look my post is not for people that the problems of this world has made them to loose all their humor.

I just dey waka pass on an unseriuos level.

That other Einstein that quoted me I dont have his energy this afternoon. He should try again tomorrow.

This is unbelievable. Is that woman a butcher or what?


I will say it over and over again ,when the marriage gets so bad that you conceive killing or inflicting body harm on a spouse please take a walk from the marriage.

Nobody's child (either wife or husband)deserves to die just because of an institution called marriage

2020 thank God we have just six months to go.

This is unbelievable. Is that woman a butcher or what?


I will say it over and over again ,when the marriage gets so bad that you conceive killing or inflicting body harm on a spouse please take a walk from the marriage.

Nobody's child (either wife or husband)deserves to die just because of an institution called marriage .

victorian:
And later they will say no wife material. All they see is gfs.

In my father's days, back in the olden days my dad single handedly took care of the house rents for all his 5 wives and 17 Children. Trained all the 17 children in schools to university level, sent some abroad while my mom had to stay back Cos he felt insecure taking her abroad as the others due to his extra possessiveness.
He opened a thriving business for any of his wives who wants to work while the others who prefer to stay home, stayed back to train and take care of her kids.

But these days, most men are wailing to be the wives At home than taking the lead role to be the man. And one wonders why divorce rate is very high.

Sighs May God help the men in this category to become real men again.

Babe please do you live in my head.


It is even more worrisome this days that we have too many women who are bread winners in their homes while others are contributing even higher than the husband.

It is just a matter of time if you guys do not divorce on paper you will leave under the same room but will still be divorced.

The three pillars of marriage are :

Sex
Communication
Money

If there is a HUGE problem with any of this three it is just a matter of time.

kenigwe18:


Haba na, make baba kill the only pet that can tend to love you more than yourself, con cook make you chop. which kain cannibalistic calabar behavior be daHt

Baba run o

You want to scatter my hustle abi.God will not allow you.

Let me balance and wait for my dog pepper soup.

blastac:


Am literally laughing right now.

blastac please dont keep me waiting for a reply the weather is really hot today

Come onnnn is that a yes

blastac:
the dogs shouldn't be a problem since what you're after is someone that cooks[b]. I can even cook the dog sef just because of you [/b]

Like seriously you will cook your dogs for me

Okay then let me toast you
My moniker is twoclans


If it will not be too much of a bother can I take you on a date outside this thread.

Please say yes

blastac:
Don't worry I can cook, but you'd have to toast me first

Judging by your personality here it seems your only interest is dogs.

I am actually worried.I jump and pass .

pocohantas:
Very good for this cold weather.

My dear ,perfect for the weather

Let me go and get better chef boyfriend and show him your recipe

Grabs one bowl of the pepper soup

DJ please play me Uwa bu pawpaw