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Crime › Re: TC Okere Stabs His Wife To Death by Twoclans(f): 3:54pm On May 25, 2020

Accumulated anger ,I will say it over and over again Marriage is a scam undecided

Nothing is worth the life of another .

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Romance › Re: Do You Miss Nwaamaikpe? by Twoclans(f): 1:26pm On May 25, 2020

Like seriously I miss his comments,I would have loved to see his comments on covid 19.I understand he is on Twitter .I dont know if he is active there because I am not on Twitter.

You might want to check him out .

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Business › Re: What's The Best Bank For Opening A Domiciliary Account? by Twoclans(f): 10:13am On May 25, 2020

Quim2:
Good morning sirs, and thank you for your kind response.

I have goggled GTBank dorm account and noticed that this bank, seems to be more focused on efficiency of transactions, which I am not interested in. They don't even have the opinion of a SAVINGS dorm account.
I get the feeling that they will drain my money with useless deductions and at 445 naira per dollar, that's what I'm afraid of.

Isn't there another opinion?
I saw first bank offers a savings dorm account with zero cost for transactions as long as your money is over the $1000 balance.
The only things is that it's a Nigerian back 100% and K-leg dey always dey such naija things. Won't surprise me if they can't pay dollars over the counter.

Your choice of dollar account depends on what you want to do with it.

1, Do you just want to save dollars and withdraw later?
2,Do you want to receive dollar inflows only ?
3,Do you want to fund your domiciliary account and make transfers offshore?
4,Do you want to fund your account and travel abroad and make withdrawals offshore?

There are so many more things to do with a domiciliary account but this four are the most common.

If you want to do 3 and 4 honestly I will advice you stick with GT.They are good with offshore card transactions.
If you just want to save dollar and withdraw later you can go for a savings dollar account,FCMB and Union Bank has dollar savings accounts.I have dollar savings accounts with those two banks so I can only recommend what I have used.

You could further go into any preferred bank of your choice and make enquiry.

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Romance › Re: How True Is This,romancelanders by Twoclans(f): 10:23pm On May 24, 2020

I am out of here meeennn

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Business › Re: What's The Best Bank For Opening A Domiciliary Account? by Twoclans(f): 7:22pm On May 24, 2020

Guaranty Trust Bank.

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Romance › Re: Boobs Gang: If You Have A Gf And This Girl Offers You Free Sex, Would You Cheat? by Twoclans(f): 4:55pm On May 24, 2020

0KNM:
I don’t cheat.

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Romance › Re: Boobs Gang: If You Have A Gf And This Girl Offers You Free Sex, Would You Cheat? by Twoclans(f): 4:36pm On May 24, 2020

0KNM come and respond tongue

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Romance › Re: How A Bank Ruined My Relationship. by Twoclans(f): 3:17pm On May 24, 2020

Agbagbaregoo:
You are right sha

When I saw your response to sisioge I wanted to get out of your thread and ignore it but alas here I am responding to your thread.I am not surprised by some responses from some of the male monikers as usual.Is it not nairaland again.Its our way.There are still some great men outside the internet and you seem to be one of such men do not be lured by the ones on nairaland.

Not so many people both men and women have time to encourage another to start off a business and follow it through.You did ,and I congratulate you however your temper seem to have been sent by village people.I want to believe you are not used to the set of lazy bankers that the country has this days.I was in the banking industry I know the nonsense that is obtainable this days.The bankers you meet were very lazy and its unfortunate you decided to believe them at the expense of a friend.

If she is worth it continue to plead with her ,you could find a way to communicate what transpired at the bank and make her know you are sorry.I say this because our generation of women are also very funny set of people most of them do not want to do any form of work aside slaying .If she is worth it fight for your friendship.

I wish you luck.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Twoclans(f): 7:44pm On May 23, 2020

0KNM:
You can’t teach practicals? I’m sure it’ll be more fun and less stress taking the practical than taking theories. It always has a happy ending

Good to know you a fitness enthusiast. Most Nigerian girls aren’t.

Hmmm can’t really picture what you painted...but

My day has been quiet. Sleeping and football. Had too much to drink last night so I’ve been too tired and lazy today

I am not much of a fitness enthusiast it's the lockdown that is making me go the extra mile cheesy

I will not lie.

What can you not picture bawo?

So you went on a drinking spree last night . Keep flexing.

Guess its Bundesliga ,that is the only football going on now.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Twoclans(f): 6:53pm On May 23, 2020

0KNM:
Don’t worry about what I needed/got

When I talk about energy, I’m not on about power. I’m on about zeal, motivation, knowledge and experience all put together. I’m not the ‘I will go 1 hour’ type of nigga, no no. I’m not. I just mean the little time will be worth it

What about with start the experience by taking me through the class. I love classes with practicals

Talking about your morning walks, how big and tall are you? (Before you ask, I’m fat)

Ohhhhhh I see you want practicals cheesy

so why have I been wasting my energy teaching you tongue

My morning exercise is to keep fit .The roads are filled every morning .

Naaaaa I am not so tall .Just average height with flesh in all the places .I dont have milk factory tongue

How did your day roll?

Family › Re: Woman Cries As Husband Surprises Her On Her Birthday With IPhone, Money In Cake by Twoclans(f): 5:22pm On May 23, 2020

Who else heard the elderly woman screaming ONWA cheesy

Shaking my head.

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Literature › Re: 'The Palmwine Drinkard' By Amos Tutuola & How It Relates To Social Media Slaying by Twoclans(f): 3:19pm On May 23, 2020

The palmwine drinkard is a very spooky book however I have never related it to social media the way Ishi did.When Ishi made a comment earlier this week about taking a break from social media I knew she saw something that really touched her.

You see this thing they call social media one has to be very careful how it influences our life.Lets not go too far it is in this same nairaland that monikers will wake up with their empty stomach and promise fellow human beings 10k giveaway only for account numbers to flood pages on a hopeless quest.

It is in this same nairaland people steal pictures from the internet and claim the pictures are theirs just to lure people to empty validation.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Twoclans(f): 5:37am On May 23, 2020

0KNM:
Welcome back from sleep

As much as I’m not a lady and don’t know what a good d feels like, I still do not agree what you listed makes up a good d. Not withstanding, I got what I needed

I really don’t know who I can or can not ruin. All I know is, my energy when not compromised is lit

What Else I want to know? I failed PHY102 cuz our practical was shit

Lol

What is it you needed?
Life is not that complicated and it's you guys that keeps thinking a good D should have so much energy expelled before it can be considered a good D.Naaaaaaaa even a flassid D can do wonders if the owner knows were to rub it on.It is that simple.LOL.

This your energy you keep boasting about ,a good sex with a woman is not about energy except for a few women who are turned on by kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa .Those ones are irredeemable. Violent sex is already their portion.

That ice experience ^^^^^^^^ kikikikikiki let's start from the smallest bit.Get small sized ice cubes beside you when u are with your partner. While she is giving you head and your D is hard already she should put the cubes in her mouth the idea is to get her mouth very cold.Once her mouth is cold she should put it straight back on your D.If you enjoy it she can do it as many times as possible until you release.

Experience this first let's see if you like the feel and sensation then I will tell you exactly how it can be done with the ice on.That is the real ice experience wink

I am stepping out for my morning walk before someone turns to a Hippo at home. cheesy

Top of the morning to you darlyn kiss

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Twoclans(f): 12:14am On May 23, 2020

0KNM:
1. What’s good D?

2. I’m not well capable of ruining you

3. I still need you to tell me about this ice shït

1,A good D is healthy, that type that a small flash of boobs the D nigga is already full of blood.A good D knows that thrusting is nut just in and out.A good D has good withdrawal game so that sometimes you can enjoy the skin of that fleshy nigga.A good D will always make a woman go through that light insanity stage and back shivering.

2,Are you sure about this?

3, What else do you want to know about the ice head?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Twoclans(f): 9:25pm On May 22, 2020

0KNM:
have you? Isn’t the d essential though? Ha! No go dull o. Come gidi make we run you nonessential

Well, now you can relate why I haven’t tried the ice stuff. That’s legit the least on my mind atm

The D is essential I cant even argue that,that piece of meat can do wonders on ones body cheesy

When you enjoy a good one you are all smiles and less grumpy.Emphasis on a good one.Not those kind of Ds that when the BS is over you will be regretting why you expelled the energy in you tongue

I should come to gidi so that you will turn me to public borehole .Biko I fear this omo Kogi boy. lipsrsealed

That ice thing , I know you will experiment before the year runs out,dont forget to gist me.You know I like amebo.

How is your weekend going to roll ?

Travel › Re: Moving Back To Nigeria After The Lockdown by Twoclans(f): 8:16pm On May 22, 2020

pocohantas:
Not true Ishi. You will in fact have a harder time surviving, as not every country is this abnormal. I saw a thread on Quora, “what is weird in Nigeria, but normal in the rest of the world?”

You can guess the responses.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Twoclans(f): 7:52pm On May 22, 2020

0KNM:
Quiet ke? Why? Mallam ER no fit shut down KD na. People still having fun to the max

Yea, there’s been reported mutation shït but I haven’t really read much about how true it is. Like I previously said, we just going to have to learn how to live and survive with it no matter what shape it comes lol

You’ve never been locked down, you na essential worker and you’ve been moving around everywhere. So... you can’t really complain. Except maybe the d not forthcoming

My dear mallam shut down Kaduna ohhh,I dont step out at night so I cant really say what is happening at night.

I have been on partial lockdown , I only move when its essential and when we have a pass.I dont have energy for police brutality.

I see what you did at the bold,A mans prick is the least of my problems now.I cant afford to weaken my immune system with sex for now tongue

.Celibacy is the ultimate this year until we are really sure queen Corona does not reside in semen.LOL.

Runs out of thread.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Twoclans(f): 6:52pm On May 22, 2020

0KNM:

How’s your weekend? Restricted still?

My weekend is rolling fine,its going to be a very quite one.

Yeah the restrictions are still there .

I hear Queen Corona is mutating ,I just hope the government will lift all this restrictions and allow us go out to mingle again.

This prison is not easy.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Twoclans(f): 5:02pm On May 22, 2020

0KNM:
Lol. Nah! Not yet. Maybe not anytime soon you setting the bigger trap

And why is that are you celibate ? Haaaaa be careful ohhh so that you wont vomit sperm according to ABPT alpha males.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Twoclans(f): 3:46pm On May 22, 2020

0KNM:
Everybody except me

I’m not secretive. I just don’t talk a lot. I’m sure there’s difference between both

You wanna know? You know how and where to find me

Lol at bold , good trap you set there.

Have you done that ice stuff I told you about? wink

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Twoclans(f): 3:37pm On May 22, 2020

0KNM:
I don’t even know your way sef but...

Yea, I’m good. It’s the usual

Haaaaaaaaa everybody knows my way is not pure .Dont mind sha .

You are quite secretive,oya whisper that yesterdays gist for me .The one about the sex addict girlfriend .I want to do tatafo.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Twoclans(f): 3:25pm On May 22, 2020

0KNM:
Lol checking on you on a cool Friday afternoon

Awwwwww I appreciate.

See me blushing. You know my way is not pure i thought i have removed cloth in the market cheesy

I hope you are doing great also kiss

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by Twoclans(f): 3:16pm On May 22, 2020

0KNM:
Twoclans

Hmmmm I am scared .

This one u summoned me .

Romance › Re: If Your Partner Goes Through Your Phone, Will Your Relationship Still Survive? by Twoclans(f): 3:48am On May 22, 2020

myles16:
Is He the one??

Naaaaaaaa D.ivo is my G.

Celebrities › Re: E-money Looks Dapper In Blue Suit - Photos by Twoclans(f): 3:46am On May 22, 2020

Livelyguy:
Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx?

With all due respect i am sorry I can't respond to PMs .I have issues with my nairaland email and I have been too lazy to sort out the password issue on it.

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Romance › Re: If Your Partner Goes Through Your Phone, Will Your Relationship Still Survive? by Twoclans(f): 3:42am On May 22, 2020

divo:
jeez

What HAPPEN angry

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Celebrities › Re: E-money Looks Dapper In Blue Suit - Photos by Twoclans(f): 10:51pm On May 21, 2020

airsaylongcom:
It actually took a comment at the beer parlour. Negroes fighting over your gender

Dont mind those ones,I just wonder if they did not see your post.They what you to give them sexcapade with me before they will believe.

I hope you are fine.

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Celebrities › Re: E-money Looks Dapper In Blue Suit - Photos by Twoclans(f): 9:26pm On May 21, 2020

airsaylongcom:
With that heavily bleached skin coupled with photoshop airbrush? TC please don't fall my left shoulder abeg

Look who the cat dragged in cheesy

Like seriously it took a comment about E-Money ?

I will not fall your left shoulder, maybe I was carried away by ogwu ego. cheesy

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Romance › Re: If Your Partner Goes Through Your Phone, Will Your Relationship Still Survive? by Twoclans(f): 7:08pm On May 21, 2020

Truth be told it wont survive. tongue

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Romance › Re: Have You Ever Dated A Sex Addict? by Twoclans(f): 6:16pm On May 21, 2020

0KNM:
Whichever way I did it doesn’t count. I’m sha alive. That’s what matters

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Romance › Re: Have You Ever Dated A Sex Addict? by Twoclans(f): 4:08pm On May 21, 2020

0KNM:
But like a stallion, I survived

Rolls eyes cheesy

Let me relocate to your house .

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Romance › Re: Have You Ever Dated A Sex Addict? by Twoclans(f): 3:42pm On May 21, 2020

0KNM:
Lol. You know what’s worse? We were staying together

Makes it worse

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