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Car TalkRe: I Went To Driving School Today And I'm Really Giving Up. by twosquare(m): 8:56pm On Feb 08, 2023
actually suffer head...we will soon be transiting to self-driving AI-powered vehicles.

PROPEACE:
Manual transmission cars dont have any future in our world. The instructor gave you a good advice; learn automatic, but strong head and over sabi will not let you follow it. Go and continue learning your manual.
CelebritiesRe: Seun Kuti Hits Back At Peter Okoye, Calls Him "Talentless" by twosquare(m): 1:23pm On Feb 08, 2023
ambivert27:
Ghen ghen! Set the stage already grin
Na Peter cause all these..o tilo fa werey loyan

He needs Seun's attention now he has it.
I wonder why people can't choose who to vote for in peace again.

Same way people trusted Buhari, now they're heartbroken is the same way Obi will serve them breakfast.
Best comment ever on this thread, and what has been troubling my spirit since the inception of this Obi madness....it is just a replica of 2015.

No good pikin among the three candidates...what needs to be changed is the constitution first.
Christianity EtcRe: Euphrates Dried Up And Now Earthquake In Turkey . The End Is Here by twosquare(m): 11:34pm On Feb 07, 2023
Of course, God will show mercy, but it may require a short window of escape to safer climes as directed by the Spirit, just like the angels grabbed the hands of Lot and dragged him out of Sodom. He didn't wait there and say I will survive in the midst of the fire since God's mercy covers me.

In the near future, when the government of the beast start manifesting in full, many shall be directed to flee those places and seek refuge in the land of Ham where they shall be prepared.

Oluwabucci:
No reason am, God go show mercy to whom ever Him go show mercy. Regardless of where you are.
Christianity EtcRe: Euphrates Dried Up And Now Earthquake In Turkey . The End Is Here by twosquare(m): 10:05pm On Feb 07, 2023
On a range of 1 -10, the land of Ham is still on 7 regarding safety when it pertains to the end-times events, even though everyone go chop breakfast.

Oluwabucci:
Shey na Nigeria come safe?
BusinessRe: Customers’ Woes Deepen As Touts Invade ATMs, Worsen Scarcity by twosquare(m): 7:57pm On Feb 07, 2023
Goodlady:
By Friday,carnage go lose. Cos everywhere is just getting dried up of cash. This is not a doom say but reality. What my eyes are seeing since yesterday is too much. The naira redesign lost it's aim after the 10 days extension cos the extended days created cash rush against Feb 10th.

I just don't like the policies of Buhari. I can't date him if given any amount. His decisions are always terrible!
In 2015, he banned rice importation. That made price of rice to jump up till now and shortly dollar rose to N400 from N200 and it's still rising. He said he ll reduce cost of governance but he didn't. He himself no dey donate anything to charity for Nigerians to know he has them in the heart. So...the same APC want to come in 2023?
Why can't Nigerians punish them like PDP in 2015 make LP win the presidential election.
As much as I like Tinubu, his party is evil!
That's absolutely correct...like I told someone after the announcement, it was an extension of suffering...people will hold on to some of the cash they have, cautious spending, causing the cash not to flow...
Foreign AffairsRe: Death Toll Crosses 5,000 In Turkey- Syria Earthquake by twosquare(m): 6:32pm On Feb 07, 2023
sukkot:
And so the fourth river out of the garden of Eden aka the Euphrates recently dried up in turkey and naturally the spiritual progression after that is an earth shaking earthquake which happened yesterday in turkey and Syria and so now the way is prepared and opened for the kings and armies of the east to mount up and go on a crusade and rampage. Ladies and gents brace yourself because the ride is about to get very rocky and in the midst of this turmoil will the messiah be watered from the ground and will emerge from amongst us . Everybody get your life together the apocalypse is here. We are seeing the beginnings of it in Nigeria with the money scarcity and fuel scarcity as our paradigm unravels and unfolds very easily . Same thing is happening all over the world as we speak in different formats. Get ready. Hold on tight onto your seats because the messiah will be with us very soon, as in 2023 soon. Next natural progression after this is a volcanic eruption at Yellowstone volcano in America and that’s when you know Babylon is about to come down. If you have family In America get them back home to Nigeria ASAP if you want to see them ever again
I will say you say so...

This is just so sad...5k, the beginning of sorrows.
FamilyRe: .. by twosquare(m): 7:02pm On Feb 05, 2023
It is...just that we cook the same soup differently...
TheBTCinvestor:
Thanks bro..is Kifaru not the same thing...sildelnafil citrate
FamilyRe: .. by twosquare(m): 6:28pm On Feb 05, 2023
You don't take sildenafil or tadalafil with fatty foods...it is better taken in fasted mode. That is, let it be on an empty stomach...if not, it will kill the effect of the drug. Bodies are different, right, but that is the general rule.

When it is taken on fasted mode (empty stomach), it will quickly enter your bloodstream...and when you start seeing the effect, it is then you can then take food on top of it. I even suggest something light ( you can finish it later)...we take much of fatty foods here in Nigeria, so, e go kill am, you no go see anything. It took a while for me to discover this via research.

Also, you must have the desire to bang, that is when you will have the desired effect you want. These two things are crucial.

You can also try Kifaru
TheBTCinvestor:
How do they use it biko
FamilyRe: .. by twosquare(m): 4:42pm On Feb 05, 2023
TheBTCinvestor:
Recently iv noticed that I have no sexual feelings towards my wife who has a baby for me and its giving me concerns. I love her and she loves me too. Even if she's naked.. I Don't get erections. Iv tried Vega 100 and Viagra and even Jekonmo bitters and its still the same...It comes hard but when I penetrate to have sex it falls..Its been very frustrating. It wasn't like this when we were dating.

But I noticed when I see other girls my erection comes up. What shud I do?
You have probably been using the vega 100 wrongly. Also, what's on your mind?
RomanceRe: The Amount Of Single Women In Nija In There 30s Is Rising by twosquare(m): 2:43pm On Feb 04, 2023
Bad economy...the guys meant to marry them are not finding it easy...no jobs, barely surviving, frustrated...and you want them to add another one on top...a woman...that's why we are clamouring for independent nations so things can improve.


house10studios:
Wetin dey happen huh
BusinessRe: ICPC Arrests Osun FCMB Manager Over New Naira Notes Policy Violation by twosquare(m): 12:10pm On Feb 04, 2023
Thebigheart:
We told them, The CBN is not the problem, rather the bank managers.


The one of unity bank was arrested in my area.
First bank is on the run.
grin grin
PoliticsRe: Naira, Petrol Hoarders Plotting Interim Government, Tinubu Alleges by twosquare(m): 10:00am On Feb 04, 2023
Now, someone with sense on this thread since....kudos...people don't understand the masters of the game...and I wonder if these are the type of youths we are raising...

12345baba:
I believe tinubu on this one. They want Nigeria to boil to a stage of anarchy so the elections will be postponed and they would remain in power. But we will hold on. God will sustain us! This election must hold
PoliticsRe: Naira, Petrol Hoarders Plotting Interim Government, Tinubu Alleges by twosquare(m): 9:48am On Feb 04, 2023
It's nothing new...they are surely planning it...you may hate BAT and laugh coz of your hatred for him. However, pay attention...it will catch many by surprise when it happens, but not some of us who God has told since last year...all you see now is just playing out small small...it will soon be glaring.

But when someone who is hated is saying the truth, no one pays attention because the hatred won't allow them to see until the storm comes and sweep them all away.
PoliticsRe: Protest In Lagos Over Scarcity Of New Naira Notes (video) by twosquare(m): 7:20am On Feb 03, 2023
Idiots.
BusinessRe: CBN Directs Banks To Pay Customers With ₦100, ₦50, ₦20, ₦10, ₦5 Over-The-Counter by twosquare(m): 6:55pm On Jan 31, 2023
Omoapena:
Lolz


Well, it's good but it will only make our country like that of Somalia, imagine going to market to buy groceries that worth 200k from market sellers and you're going to market with cash of 200k in 50naira denominations, wouldn't that be too much to carry...



He's trying to enforce cashless but it just can't work in country like Nigeria, our network isn't stable for cashless policy...
And why should you? That's why transfer is available. Cash is expensive.
BusinessRe: New Naira: Banks Beef Up Security Against Customers’ Attacks by twosquare(m): 5:19pm On Jan 28, 2023
Lexicon123:
Am curiously waiting for Sunday. What will people offer in church? People that have just a couple of new notes will not want to relinquish it…. Lollll
I have been using new notes since last week to buy fuel, pay for stuff, and give offerings in church. Church may collect the old naira notes, but they have direct access to bankers who will collect it from them. They won't queue like us.
BusinessRe: New Naira: Banks Beef Up Security Against Customers’ Attacks by twosquare(m): 5:13pm On Jan 28, 2023
samwillyco1:
Will banks collect old naira on 31/1/2023
Yes. Anything after that, OYO. So, you got to deposit before bank closes...the reason people are hurrying is because no time ⌚ again. The queue on that day won't be here....and if you no sabi enter bank 🏦 before they close, then your cash will be rendered useless.
RomanceRe: She Stopped Talking To Me After She Found Out That I Drive On Uber by twosquare(m): 12:32pm On Jan 26, 2023
Dailyparrot:
I work on Fiverr and because sales dropped there, I decided to use Uber to make up for the income.
What happened to your Fiverr account and what niche?
CelebritiesRe: LADY ATTACKED BY WATER SPIRIT ON MOVIE SET IN A RIVER. SCATTERS SCENE. by twosquare(m): 10:36am On Jan 26, 2023
grin grin grin When the Yoruba actor, Alebiosu, said to BBC that some of the incantations he says in movies affect him even in his dream, some were laughing...I remember the story of while shooting the Passion of Christ, the Golgotha experience, and how many snakes the director and his crew killed at the location before they could shoot that scene, despite prayer and fasting. It was terrible.

As for this, I hope it is not part of acting to sell their movie. If not, they should have prayed before shooting or appease the river. The lady herself may belong, but it may have nothing to do with the river.


Who knows, it may even be one of the ladies on set doing the attack on her...
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by twosquare(m): 9:05pm On Jan 25, 2023
shocked shocked

InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by twosquare(m): 8:59pm On Jan 25, 2023
wink wink

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Ford Plans To Cut 3,200 Jobs In Europe by twosquare(m): 8:23pm On Jan 25, 2023
ceaser:
IT'S called the GREAT RESET by the satanic WEF. It's more than just job loses. A lot of things are happening simultaneously and it is all geared towards one thing - control, in which "you will own nothing and you will be happy."

Russia Ukraine war
Resurgence of Covid
The breach of 31 trillion dollar cap of US loan
The blowing up of NORD stream pipeline
The Sam Bankman Fried saga
The move for the establishment of CBDCs (central Bank digital currencies)
The acquision of large swathes of land by Bill gates
The absurd new taxation regime on farmers that rear animals in Canada.
The push for the adoption of "lab grown meat" as alternative to reared real meat.
The push for feeding schoolchildren bugs/insects for lunch in Australian schools.
The deliberate effort to make gas a costly commodity for europeans
The push for the abolishment of use of cooking gas in some European countries.
The plan to commence operation/pilot enforcement of "fifteen minute City" in Oxfordshire, UK.
and so on and so forth

The World Economic Forum is tied to all these.



The Inflation Reduction Act.

Na Europe allow the US press her mímú button nau. How will someone that lives far away from you instigate you to fight your next door neighbour that provides you with many life sustaining stuffs without that someone promising to provide you with the same should your neighbour stop giving you.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Ford Plans To Cut 3,200 Jobs In Europe by twosquare(m): 7:54pm On Jan 25, 2023
bandwagon...Elon Musk first started this shit...although Ford says they are doing it because they want to focus on Electric Vehicles, transition.

But I'm saying they are trying to force a recession to happen...But the Bull will take them by surprise.
GeneralPula:
Something is really on going..

I doubt it’s all about just economy.,

The truth has always been kept from the media anyway..
ComputersRe: Microsoft Goes Down For Users Across The World by twosquare(m): 2:56pm On Jan 25, 2023
cheesy cheesy

In fact, fed up.
CyberWolf:
That windows 10 is really frustrating lots of people, can’t do anything without forced updates interruptions, will get rid of this shiiit soon and try Mac.
ComputersRe: Microsoft Goes Down For Users Across The World by twosquare(m): 9:59am On Jan 25, 2023
No wonder my laptop was misbehaving last night. I had to shut it down. I hate Windows 10.
Windows 7 is still the best...

tongue tongue
BusinessRe: Old Naira Notes: Nigerians Fear Massive Losses As Deadline Draws Near by twosquare(m): 5:38pm On Jan 24, 2023
As for the atm still dispensing old notes, don't get caught with the cookie after the deadline....don't rush to the ATM to see if they have changed the notes...naija banks may put old notes there and say they 'forget' am there, refuse to take it in again from you, already debit your account...it will be to their gain.
BusinessRe: Old Naira Notes: Nigerians Fear Massive Losses As Deadline Draws Near by twosquare(m): 5:35pm On Jan 24, 2023
people are hoarding it, not just politicians...so as not to be stranded after deadline...you will be surprised how it will emerge after 31
Eriokanmi:
You can't hoard what isn't available. The cbn knows what they're doing. See as new note go yapa after the deadline. It's just like saying banks don't have dollars...iro nla. They're only acting on the CBN's directives. The withdrawal limit too has hampered things for them
FamilyRe: Family Members Celebrate As Nigerian Woman Gives Birth To Twins After 20 Years by twosquare(m): 8:54am On Jan 23, 2023
Don't mind these people thinking it is all in all...IVF is just a pearl of wisdom given by God...there are many lost secrets to fertility from the Traditional Religion and the wisdom pertaining to combining leaves to induce fertility which can never fail, but those secrets are long gone. They are even more powerful than IVF, yet these wise men, despite their wisdom and know-how, will tell you that only if God says Amen to it, will it work...they have some understanding men who know nothing in this modern era are chapping about, like the mumu above.

A visit to the TTC section should reset some brains...


mignone:
As right as u may be, numerous people undergo several failed IVFs & other assisted fertility procedures. Whichever is successful was ratified by d Almighty!
Late Ibidun Ighodalo did 11 IVFs!!! None succeed.
RomanceRe: Wedding Called Off Due To Incompatible Genotype (Photo) by twosquare(m): 6:44pm On Jan 20, 2023
Maybe he is trying to say the foetus' genotype can be determined from the womb... if you have the money to pursue it, which can be expensive. That's just it. It can be done...but as you said, it's not worth the stress.
LordReed:
That is playing Russian Roulette with the lives of your children. My colleague was telling me yesterday about his niece that died at 9yrs old, she was SS. Her elder brother was also SS and these are people who had the wherewithal to send the children to a high fee private school. It's not a wise decision for AS to marry AS.
RomanceRe: Wedding Called Off Due To Incompatible Genotype (Photo) by twosquare(m): 6:41pm On Jan 20, 2023
Not just genotype test, even fertility test must be conducted to ensure everything is in right shape or else, they should treat it earlier before proceeding.
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by twosquare(m): 5:02pm On Jan 17, 2023
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Immigration Service 2023 Recruitment by twosquare(m): 3:34pm On Jan 13, 2023
Stop wasting your time...you can apply if you want to but no allow them do sufferhead for your head....naija don cast...chart your own destiny quickly rather than wasting your time to queue for one just wearing white foul...wise up

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