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pls wat of my iyale o

There's always one. This has got to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the Word Perfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for 'Termination without Cause'.
Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee. (Now I know why they record these conversations!):

Operator: 'Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?'
Caller: 'Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.'
Operator: 'What sort of trouble??'
Caller: 'Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.'
Operator: 'Went away?'
Caller: 'They disappeared.'
Operator: 'Hmm So what does your screen look like now?'
Caller: 'Nothing.'
Operator: 'Nothing??'
Caller: 'It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type.'
Operator: 'Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out??'
Caller: 'How do I tell?'
Operator: 'Can you see the C: prompt on the screen??'
Caller: 'What's a sea-prompt?'
Operator: 'Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?'
Caller: 'There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type.'
Operator: 'Does your monitor have a power indicator??'
Caller: 'What's a monitor?'
Operator: 'It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on??'
Caller: 'I don't know.'
Operator: 'Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??'
Caller: 'Yes, I think so.'
Operator: 'Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall.
Caller: 'Yes, it is.'
Operator: 'When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one??'
Caller: 'No.'
Operator: 'Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable.'
Caller: 'Okay, here it is.'
Operator: 'Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer.'
Caller: 'I can't reach.'
Operator: 'Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is??'
Caller: 'No.'
Operator: 'Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over??'
Caller: 'Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark.'
Operator: 'Dark??'
Caller: 'Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window.
' Operator: 'Well, turn on the office light then.'
Caller: 'I can't.'
Operator: 'No? Why not??'
Caller: 'Because there's a power failure.'
Operator: 'A power, A power failure? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now.
Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in??'
Caller: 'Well, yes, I keep them in the closet.'
Operator: 'Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from.'
Caller: 'Really? Is it that bad?'
Operator: 'Yes, I'm afraid it is.'
Caller: 'Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them??'
Operator: 'Tell them you're too f --- ing stupid to own a computer!!!!!'

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hmmm, see josephs _*dreamers* lol

holythug, wat for

hmm clem, u don test am

gunnpoint
am not high on anytin, am perfectly ok, n my heart is not dat fragile for anyman to break,
just want to try dat kronkyboy's power , dats y i mention ur name, _{so no go deep in ur dream at all}
but i can see kronkyboy has surrender

oliidell:
u don't have an eel
u have an earthworm.
im sure uv been killing it by yourself, so carry on buster.

Kronkykay

@post
nice one

so u dey fear gunpoint

y u no go break hin head approko

its gunpoint

no, yes, no, y do u ask

ok o, as ur lordship pleases

na wa for dis one o

@holythug

tufe is still very much arround, eh, tnk u

except if u bring enof naira, make u com c me

WOW!! great!
gilgee more of dat

na u sabi

1. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who
is falling in love with your smile.
2. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am
when I am with you.
3. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't
make you cry.
4. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them
to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
5. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches
your heart.
6. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside
them knowing you can't have them.
7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may
be the world.
8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to
waste their time on you.
9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting
the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will
know how to be grateful.
10. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
11. Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you
try and know someone else and expect them to know you.
12. Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect
them to.

u av 2 options
[list]
[li]be hanged on d fan for d whole day
be evicted from kuvukiland[/li]
[li][/li]
[/list]
so choose one

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lecturer

enough of sabi o

no respect for kuvuki land again

ok, corner sabi nko

all round sabi _{*case closed*}

let there be no misyarn here pls, respect elders

una go still see middle sabi

lmao, clem ask tufe, he's d only one dat can testify

she he 's an hermaphrodite