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Christianity EtcUltimate Testimony by tytylayor(op): 2:31pm On Mar 05, 2008
John 3:16~ The Ultimate Testimony

The church's pastor slowly stood up, walked over to the pulpit and before he gave his sermon for the evening, briefly introduced a guest minister who was in the congregation that evening. In the introduction, the pastor told the congregation that the guest minister was one of his dearest childhood friends and that he wanted him to have a few moments to greet the church and
share whatever he felt would be appropriate for the service.

With that, an elderly man stepped up to the pulpit and began to speak , "A father, his son, and a friend of his son were sailing off the Pacific coast," he began, "when a fast approaching storm blocked any attempt to get back to the shore. The waves were so high, that even though the father was an experienced sailor, he could not keep the boat upright! The three were swept into the ocean as the boat capsized."

The old man hesitated for a moment, making eye contact with two teenagers, who were, for the first time since the service began, looking somewhat interested in his story.

The aged minister continued with his story. "Grabbing a rescue line, the father had to make the most excruciating decision of his life: To which boy would he throw the other end of the life
line? He only had seconds to make the decision." "The father knew that his son was a Christian, and he also knew that his son's friend was not. The agony of his decision could not be
matched by the torrent of waves."

"As the father yelled out, 'I LOVE YOU, SON!' he threw out the lifeline to his son's friend. By the time the father had pulled the friend back to the capsized boat, his son had disappeared beneath the raging swells into the black of the night. His body was never recovered."

By this time, the two teenagers were sitting up straight in the pew, anxiously awaiting the next words to come out of the old man's mouth. The old man continued "The father knew his son would step into eternity with Jesus, and he could not bear the thought of his son's friend stepping into an eternity without Jesus. Therefore, he sacrificed his son to save the son's friend."

"How great is the love of God that he should do the same for us! Our heavenly father sacrificed his only begotten son that we could be saved. I urge you to accept his offer to rescue you and take a hold of the life line he is throwing out to you in this service."

With that, the old man turned and sat back down in his chair as silence filled the room. The pastor again walked slowly to the pulpit and delivered a brief sermon with the an invitation at the end. However, no one responded to the appeal. Within minutes after the service had ended, the two teenagers were at the old man's side. "That was a nice story," politely stated one of the boys, "but I don't think it was very realistic for a father to give up his only son's life in hopes that the other boy would become a Christian."

"Well, you've got a point there," the old man replied, glancing down at his worn bible. A big smile then broadened his narrow face as he once again looked up at the boys and said, "It sure isn't very realistic, is it? But I'm standing here today to tell you that story gives me a glimpse of what it must have been like for God to give up his son for me. You see, I was that father and your pastor was my son's friend."
Jokes EtcRe: Kuvuki Land by tytylayor: 1:42pm On Mar 05, 2008
ituen:
Tufe,

i get power to fight so don start with me

Na where u dey when your wife dey flirt with Segun.

ABeg go look for you wife. very soon u will be demoted to a servant if your not careful
which of d wife is flirting huh huh angry
Jokes EtcRe: Ghana Must Go by tytylayor(op): 1:31pm On Mar 05, 2008
clem dear, wat do u tink a breast is huh
Jokes EtcRe: Ghana Must Go by tytylayor(op): 12:31pm On Mar 05, 2008
clemcykul:
SORRY dear i don't have breasts grin

the little one available i use orange support to create sensation and effect grin

tyty but your breast no get respect o i sure say e dey heavy u grin grin grin grin grin
so far i can still move arround wit d breast, n not pinning me down in one place, n its even enof for my yummie to do pillow tongue
but u shocked, i sorry for miggy o, notin to play with, notin to suck, notin to rest his head shocked shocked shocked
wat a dull moment wit clem sad sad sad
Jokes EtcRe: Wanna See Some Funny Pics? by tytylayor: 5:18pm On Mar 04, 2008
niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Jokes EtcRe: Ghana Must Go by tytylayor(op): 4:43pm On Mar 04, 2008
clemcykul:
tyty why u too lyke breast? abi your own don expire?

*checks ttyty's breast for damage* grin
replaced with clem's flat breast*too flat, not even cooperating wit d bra* grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Lies Detector Robot by tytylayor: 4:29pm On Mar 04, 2008
and bak to those dat says d robot steps out of d PC and gave dem double hot slap GBOSA!!! GBOSA shocked shocked shocked
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by tytylayor: 3:30pm On Mar 04, 2008
provost
Jokes EtcRe: I Was Just Coming Upstairs To Kill You by tytylayor: 3:21pm On Mar 04, 2008
love dis kiss kiss kiss
Jokes EtcRe: Lies Detector Robot by tytylayor: 3:06pm On Mar 04, 2008
seen it b4 but still rocks, lmao
Jokes EtcRe: This Pastor Has Guts! by tytylayor(op): 3:00pm On Mar 04, 2008
ituen wait make d reform start nw grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Ijebu Man by tytylayor(op): 2:43pm On Mar 04, 2008
ituen wat r u not talkin? our englishes baffing u huh huh huh
Jokes EtcRe: Ijebu Man by tytylayor(op): 7:20am On Mar 04, 2008
i comment my reserve smiley lipsrsealed
Jokes EtcRe: This Pastor Has Guts! by tytylayor(op): 5:43pm On Mar 03, 2008
still loling cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Ijebu Man by tytylayor(op): 5:33pm On Mar 03, 2008
@miggie

shocked shocked shocked u surprised me o shocked shocked shocked, ur best frend? meeeeeeeennnnn too bad,
anyway i wnt say anytin for nw lipsrsealed
Jokes EtcRe: Kuvuki Land by tytylayor: 5:26pm On Mar 03, 2008
i tink every rod shud be covered wit rubber b4 entering into Kuvuki land grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Joke Of The Day by tytylayor: 4:54pm On Mar 03, 2008
una go wait till Jesus go come undecided
Jokes EtcRe: This Pastor Has Guts! by tytylayor(op): 4:44pm On Mar 03, 2008
lol
Jokes EtcRe: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by tytylayor: 12:30pm On Mar 03, 2008
haba! ituen, why nigeria nw shocked shocked
Jokes EtcRe: Word Train by tytylayor: 4:10pm On Feb 29, 2008
@topic
destroyer
Jokes EtcRe: Lion And D Gorrilla by tytylayor: 3:51pm On Feb 29, 2008
clem where is lolabbey, avn't heard from her today, wats gwan huh
Jokes EtcRe: Ghana Must Go by tytylayor(op): 3:46pm On Feb 29, 2008
see me see nwanyawu o shocked shocked, see dis boiz o shocked shocked shocked if my yummie catch una eeeee
i sorry for una yansh o undecided
Jokes EtcRe: gongo aso by tytylayor: 2:35pm On Feb 29, 2008
now i c dis d**kboy, guys warn him verrrrrrrrrrrryyyyy well cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Ghana Must Go by tytylayor(op): 2:21pm On Feb 29, 2008
shocked shocked shocked u dis d**k son wey i try to avoid, u still find me come hia, ooooooooooooo i c, na u dem send come?
any weapon dat fashioned against me shall neva prosper angry angry angry
Jokes EtcRe: Uses Of The f - word by tytylayor: 2:12pm On Feb 29, 2008
so u pple r still f**kin here huh grin
Jokes EtcRe: Ghana Must Go by tytylayor(op): 1:15pm On Feb 29, 2008
y me? shocked am not a twobu maker, u kno? grin
Jokes EtcRe: Word Train by tytylayor: 1:01pm On Feb 29, 2008
suspended
Jokes EtcRe: Ghana Must Go by tytylayor(op): 12:56pm On Feb 29, 2008
praying*and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil* wink wink kiss
Jokes EtcRe: Ijebu Man by tytylayor(op): 12:33pm On Feb 29, 2008
clemcykul:
the other hand is busy counting the amount of hairs tufe has in the armpit
clem y u like to dey jabo nw, d other is busy caressing my yummie, coz av missed him soooooooooooooooo much tongue tongue
@yummie
kiss kiss kiss kiss
Jokes EtcRe: Heart Surgeon's Funeral by tytylayor(op): 12:22pm On Feb 29, 2008
gunpoint:
sauce nack this lovers dwn na, what r u waitin 4, hammer??
angry angry angry
shuuuu shocked shocked u never see who go buy this ur gun since, just pray make nobody com buy am o, coz na u d person go first test am from tongue tongue tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Ghana Must Go by tytylayor(op): 12:10pm On Feb 29, 2008
kuvukians r more brilliant dan ghanians *dnt mean to hurt u, but delib d small boi* grin

@clemcy

no i wnt ur breast kiss
Jokes EtcRe: Ghana Must Go by tytylayor(op): 11:31am On Feb 29, 2008
efuah:
tyty use another name(not Ghana). . . .lol brillant delib grin grin
oh sorry efuah, so which name do u want us to use now? lebannese? lol
ayusman16:
Nice one Tyty. How u dey?
me guy, i dey o, just gentle grin

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