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hmm ituen, i trust u

@olulu

wat do u expect na

na naijastyle go start am nw with clem

imagineinho

u don dey kolo small small

coz it has "inter/inter", dat is naijastyle

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A married couple at the Zoo, walk past the gorilla enclosure.
Says the woman: ' Mark, do you know that gorillas are the only animals
which resemble men in their behaviour
Look around, if no one looking, I'll expose one of my breasts to it and
see how Hot it gets just as men do'.
Mary then exposes one of her breasts, and, sure enough the gorilla
begins to get a hard-on and grabs the bars of the enclosure as if it wanted
to break free.
'See - says the woman - 'Now I know why you react the way you do, men
can't control their animal instincts just like gorillas can't'.
Says Mark : 'Now expose both breasts and let us see what happens'.
The woman exposes both breasts to the gorilla and it gets very excited
and is now desperately trying to escape from the enclosure.
Says Mark : 'This is incredible, now pull your skirt up, turn around
and expose your bum to it and let us see what will happen'!!!
The woman pulls her skirt up turns around with her bum to the gorilla
which by now, extremely aroused, breaks free from the enclosure, grabs
the woman and starts yanking the clothes off her.
The woman yells: ' Mark, what do I do now? Please, help me'!!!
Mark replies: 'Now give it one of the excuses that you usually give me:

That you don't feel like it
That you have a headache
That you're tired
That your throat is aching That it is still too early
That I must understand you as a woman
That you are depressed


That you are in one of those days
That you are having a very busy week
That all you need is just to cuddle up
That you're tensed up
That you have to wake up very early tomorrow
That you woke up very early today
That you walked for long and your feet are aching
That caresses and hugs is all that you want today
That you're so tensed up that all you want is a good massage to make
you relax
That you feel like watching TV
That you don't wanna miss the soapies
That you're from the Hair salon and therefore you can't move and spoil
your hair

Go on, explain all that to the gorilla and if it
understands, if you can persuade it, then I admit that mens behaviours
resemble that of gorillas and promise you that from today on I'll
accept your excuses'!

Family Bible


A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, looking at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out, and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between the pages.

"Momma, look what I found," the boy called out.

"What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked.

With astonishment in the his voice, he answered, "It's Adam's Suit!"

serious

stares n walks away _{got no time for dis, am hia to catch ma fun}

@keziah

Hasta Luego (until later)

segunpc, u dey make me laugh

ohh, r u running out of credit? i can loan u o, or rather, i can even connect u for free, just YIM me, n mind u its not a slip of tongue, dis is a jokes thread n u r free to say anythin u like, its part of dose things

here am iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

u dnt av to express ursef dis much, if u r tensed-up, y not save ur money for anoda day. go check all my posts, am never a trouble maker, n i dnt even tink i av time for twit like u.

call center conversation

Tech Support: 'I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop'.

Customer: 'OK'.

Tech Support: 'Did you get a pop-up menu?'.

Customer: 'No'.

Tech Support: 'OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?'

Customer: 'No'.

Tech Support: 'OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?'.

Customer: 'Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click''.

Little Bobby

Little Bobby was spending the weekend with his grandmother after a particularly trying week in kindergarten. His grandmother decided to take him to the park on Saturday morning. It had been snowing all night and everything was beautiful.

His grandmother remarked, "doesn't it look like an artist painted this scenery? Did you know God painted this just for you?"

Bobby said, "Yes, God did it and he did it left handed."

This confused his grandmother a bit, and she asked him, "What makes you say God did this with his left hand?"

Well," said Bobby, "we learned at Sunday School last week that Jesus sits on God's right hand!"

olulu:
who discovered lovemaking? and invented hiv?

men discovered lovemaking and invented hiv
women discovered hiv and invented comdom

and d thread is beginning to hoo ho ho ho ho ho

i tink she's one of dose cows, dats y she's not married yet

laugh

hmm ituen oga no dey commot cap for omose o, just tap d omose for bak, say welldone

ha ituen wetin nw

something like dat

na real wa wa

r r

n u too

tnx yummie

yah! all fynnnnnnnnnn