₦airaland Forum

It was the first day of the session and a new direct entry student

delib, a Ghanaian joined the class in one of Nigerria's university.

The Lecturer said, "Let's begin by reviewing some Nigerian history.

Who said 'I shall return to die in the land of my fathers'"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for delib, who had his hand up

"King Jaja of Opobo, 1875"

"Very good!

Who said 'the land use act will feed the nation'"?

Again, no response except from delib: "Obasanjo, 1976".

The Lecturer snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. delib
who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do"

The lecturer heard a loud whisper: " Ghana must go" "Who said that?" she demanded

delib put his hand up. "Buhari, 1984".

At that point, a student in the back scornfully said,

"Hmmm, you think you are smart"

The Lecturer glared and asked, "All right! Now, who said that?"

Again, delib said "Babangida to Abiola, 1992."

Now furious, another student yelled,

"Oh yeah? Eat this!"

delib jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the
lecturer, "Indian mistress to Abacha, 1998!"

Now, with almost mob hysteria, someone said,

"You little Shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you"

delib frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Chris Uba to Ngige,2004!


The Lecturer fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor,
someone said, "Oh shit, we're in BIG trouble now!"

delib whispered, "Chimaroke Nnamani,James Ibori,Ayodele Fayose,Lucky Igbinedon,2007

*wat a brilliant delib*

hmm small small boiz  

nokia

aiight yummie

ever

no suace, u cnt sell me to d other bros, and at d same time wnt go report me to papa, dem 2 no dey wrk together nw,
tink well may be na , u go sell for dat bros

tnk God say na papa u wan go commit my soul sef, papasef dey understand na

but if na dat other bros, i for kill u b4 u go

buzzgonz:
Then f.uck you asshole for offending me

n f**k yo mu***r f**ker for accepting d offence

yes to you not to my yummie

who be dis again

@post

sound

f**k ya for refusing to be offended

no mind am

@post

tout

iyale mi, u fast o

anyway yummy, u start another word with d last letter of d last poster

hw was ur journey, we missed u o, even clem can testify

@poster

ready

sweet

iyale mi no let me call u too olodo o
av answered umbrella nw

@anthem

money

another olodo

olodo

found

i just dey o, i gentle

na wa o

carry on

delib:
No se como que tratando de sentirse entre la esperanza no soy un bebeto?

explain

sorry delib u'll soon get used to it

he's a f**king remixer

tnk God i no be calabar babe

sure everly goodie goodie

i like as una dey change every thread, clem et al

only d two of u lola and delib

na una get dis thread o

iyale mi hw u dey

our hubby never come?

i dey ask u na

nice joke

ayus whaddup

ruggedybaba

d other hand dey busy na