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TravelRe: Alabama State In The United States of America by tzetzefly(op): 6:54am On Dec 02, 2012
sabbath7th: The best one would be SC and Savanna, GA accent. It's very pleasing to hear and they have the good 'ol southern drawl.
cheesy
FoodA Plate of Dog Pepper Soup or Isi-Ewu, which is your preference..? by tzetzefly(op):
House, sincerely which one do you prefer.
A hot plate of Dog Pepper Soup (404) or
Isi-Ewu Nkwobi
grin.....?
TravelRe: Alabama State In The United States of America by tzetzefly(op): 12:38am On Dec 02, 2012
sabbath7th: I live 50 miles east of Mobile & abt 15 mins from Alabama border. They do have funny southern accent where they stretch every word and speak real slow.
They sure do hommie. And i like 'em just like that.
Ofcourse, I often wonder which is more funnier, the Texan accent or Alabama's.?
TravelRe: Netherlands Tourist Visa by tzetzefly(m): 12:05am On Dec 02, 2012
Talk2naija: She had already visited me, yes she will give me the data page of course, so you think I should apply 2 weeks like I intended before but visiting her I intended to take a dutch class to help learn basic. Dutch language. Please advice can u give mw ?
You can apply for a 14days Entry Visa. But you need to avoid statements such as visiting ur proposed spouse or issues regarding marriage, to avoid raising a red flag on ur application. Jst indicate visiting a friend thats all.....
And ensure you have solid docs to show your attachment/ ties to Naija. Goodluck....
RomanceRe: How Do You Really Know You Are In Love? by tzetzefly(op): 6:46pm On Dec 01, 2012
[quote author=*Kails*]You just know it lol.
No words can describe it.
Not even "butterflies in tummy" is an accurate way to describe the love someone has for
another. Theirs a bond that you feel that makes you feel as if you are one, as if you can't be away from that person. smiley

I can't describe it lol. grin[/quote]Then explain it....grin
TravelAlabama State In The United States of America by tzetzefly(op): 6:36pm On Dec 01, 2012
This is one of the 50 states in the US, where the accent is quite laughable. It's loveable though.
Alabama is unofficially nicknamed the Yellowhammer State, after the state bird. Alabama is also known as the " Heart of Dixie." The state tree is the Longleaf Pine, the state flower is the Camellia. The capital of Alabama is Montgomery. The largest city by population is Birmingham. The largest city by total land area is Huntsville. The oldest city is Mobile, founded by French colonists....
RomanceRe: Why Do Married Men Have Extramarital Affairs by tzetzefly(op): 6:19pm On Dec 01, 2012
[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Lack of boundaries and respect for self.
I[/quote]grin grin
TravelRe: National Population Commission (NPC) Birth/ Attestation Certificate Enquiries.. by tzetzefly(op):
Talk2naija: please i also need this documents because i will traveling soon and get married with my white woman, she said i need to take my birth cert and Bach cert with me, PLEASE WHERE AND HOW CAN I GET THIS THINGS DONE ASAP
Where do you reside in the country, so as to inform you of the nearest NPC office where you can get the document...?
PoliticsRe: Has The CBN Governor Gone Mad..? by tzetzefly(op): 1:16pm On Dec 01, 2012
k2039: Actually he has not gonne mad,but he has been mad for a long time,just that you just noticing.
Oh, i see.... undecided
TravelRe: General South Africa Visa Enquiries by tzetzefly(m): 11:36am On Dec 01, 2012
folalekan: Dont be swayed by such belief that the processing is faster/easier in abuja than lagos,i gathered all the requirements personally thru this forum (no agent,no special payment),i submited for permit at lagos embassy on 15th Nov and went to pik it 30th Nov (d processing time is actually now 1week at lag embassy),confirmed in mine case and all 8 other applicants i know.
Was this for Visitor's Visa or Resident Permit?
Gbam, over and out....!
PoliticsHas The CBN Governor Gone Mad..? by tzetzefly(op): 11:32am On Dec 01, 2012
Sack 50% of the civil service workforce, says Sanusi Lamido Sanusi, CBN Governor..
TravelRe: General South Africa Visa Enquiries by tzetzefly(m): 2:03am On Dec 01, 2012
Dare14: when i try tracking online today dis was the message i recieved?

Your application is received and under assessment at "The South Africa High Commission,Lagos"
Yes, once the VFS Lagos receives your application from the SA Embassy, Lagos, the status will change to:
You processed application has been received from the SA High Commission and is now ready for pickup at the VFS office, ********
RomanceFine Ladies Have A Liking For Ugly Guys... by tzetzefly(op): 1:43am On Dec 01, 2012
Have you ever noticed that fine ladies have this questionable liking for ugly men tongue...?
RomanceWhy Do Married Men Have Extramarital Affairs by tzetzefly(op): 1:30am On Dec 01, 2012
Why do married men chase ''Opekes'' all about town.... wink
RomanceRe: How Do You Really Know You Are In Love? by tzetzefly(op): 2:37pm On Nov 30, 2012
mecussey: You dont get it, I love her, willing to do everything for her but inside me, I am not fully convinced that I can stay with her forever. The question is, are my in luv?
I get you now. I have also been on that road before. Fortunately, she just got married now
TravelRe: National Population Commission (NPC) Birth/ Attestation Certificate Enquiries.. by tzetzefly(op):
There has been numerous information involving the need for citizens of Nigeria to be in possession of NPC Birth/Attestation Certificate. This is a valid document needed as a proof of birth/death even a prerequisite for issuance of Entry Visas to foreign countries(For studies and permanent emmigration).
TravelNational Population Commission (NPC) Birth/ Attestation Certificate Enquiries.. by tzetzefly(op): 1:40pm On Nov 30, 2012
NPC Certificate as an authentic requirement by Embassies for Immigrant / Student Visas....
RomanceRe: How Do You Really Know You Are In Love? by tzetzefly(op): 1:23pm On Nov 30, 2012
obowunmi: slimyem: ...when the thought of the person makes my heart want to jump right outta my
chest... Sweet feeling it is!!
Do you have sweet feelings for me? I miss you.
Totorito... cheesy
obowunmi: slimyem: ...when the thought of the person makes my heart want to jump right outta my
chest... Sweet feeling it is!!
Do you have sweet feelings for me? I miss you.
Totorito... cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: How Do You Really Know You Are In Love? by tzetzefly(op): 1:19pm On Nov 30, 2012
dannyokec: you need break through, blessings, are sick in need of healing, are you barren , you are in problem you need solution, you feel your are declining etc i think is all over.. i was in dilemma few years ago i had the option of death and living a life without meaning i tried praying fasting reading motivation/inspirational books but there was no effect i tried going to church but when ever such thought emerge i see my self either falling asleep or loosing consciousness . i felt like committing suicide ,felt i was a living dead , i couldn't sleep i couldn't eat i was restless i devoted to something i started going from churches to churches after a some time i discovered a ministry, 'mummy b prophetic ministry @ Port Harcourt oyigbo' at first when i was introduce to the ministry i thought it was like the numerous churches/ministries have been to so when i came to ministry i sat down reluctantly starring at the prophetess of GOD she preached and then i fell i asleep i was tapped by an usher during the period of prophecy the woman of GOD called me to the podium and told me what i was going through she told me my problems it cause and prayed for me. it was all my fault, in any circumstance never lie steal or swear she took me back to my early life when i had a problem in school it happen that i was coming back from school i kind of saw a bag on the road side i picked it up dust it and opened it when i open bag i saw money in bundles with a first bank tag i counted it after then and it was N 300,000 i thanked GOD cause i was badly broke and have been praying for cash , without hesitation i started spending the money i bought the few books i needed in school bought food stuffs new clothe and a phone to match some weeks after a man came to our school he addressed us with a the story of how he was been chased by robbers after redrawing some money from the bank he threw the money while on pursuit ,he stated clearly that he knows the point the money was which is where i saw and picked the bag he said he came later on to that point but couldn't find it everyone denied having knowledge of it including me the man how ever plead we help him in searching for it to cut everything short i denied having any knowledge everyone cursed the robber of money i curse the robber as well although i knew in my heart i was the one time passed the money was spent my life had a bad turn thank GOD today am free the prophetess helped me in tracing the man ,i pleaded for forgiveness the woman of GOD helped me in refunding the money with interest she told the church my story hearing i had reunited with the man via the Woman of GOD they were all touch she raised money on my behalf and people came out to help me i know a lot has been wasted my life my time etc but GOD used prophetess Mummy B of oyigbo to set me free am sharing this testimony cause i know many like me are in bondage are in self caused problems and they are still praying against witches and wicked uncles that do no exit for whose who doubt a lot the ministry is mummy b prophetic ministry is @ no 1 solution avenue satellite village opposite gas pipeline near timber market oyigbo, rivers state you go try you life will never remain the same the ministry website is http://www.mummyb.org the are lot of testimonies the GOD that did it for me will do it for you. am not an advertiser am on no advert for those who do nothing but to criticize i was touch and i decided to touch this story of break through with you I PRAY GOD HELPS US ALL
huh
dannyokec: you need break through, blessings, are sick in need of healing, are you barren , you are in problem you need solution, you feel your are declining etc i think is all over.. i was in dilemma few years ago i had the option of death and living a life without meaning i tried praying fasting reading motivation/inspirational books but there was no effect i tried going to church but when ever such thought emerge i see my self either falling asleep or loosing consciousness . i felt like committing suicide ,felt i was a living dead , i couldn't sleep i couldn't eat i was restless i devoted to something i started going from churches to churches after a some time i discovered a ministry, 'mummy b prophetic ministry @ Port Harcourt oyigbo' at first when i was introduce to the ministry i thought it was like the numerous churches/ministries have been to so when i came to ministry i sat down reluctantly starring at the prophetess of GOD she preached and then i fell i asleep i was tapped by an usher during the period of prophecy the woman of GOD called me to the podium and told me what i was going through she told me my problems it cause and prayed for me. it was all my fault, in any circumstance never lie steal or swear she took me back to my early life when i had a problem in school it happen that i was coming back from school i kind of saw a bag on the road side i picked it up dust it and opened it when i open bag i saw money in bundles with a first bank tag i counted it after then and it was N 300,000 i thanked GOD cause i was badly broke and have been praying for cash , without hesitation i started spending the money i bought the few books i needed in school bought food stuffs new clothe and a phone to match some weeks after a man came to our school he addressed us with a the story of how he was been chased by robbers after redrawing some money from the bank he threw the money while on pursuit ,he stated clearly that he knows the point the money was which is where i saw and picked the bag he said he came later on to that point but couldn't find it everyone denied having knowledge of it including me the man how ever plead we help him in searching for it to cut everything short i denied having any knowledge everyone cursed the robber of money i curse the robber as well although i knew in my heart i was the one time passed the money was spent my life had a bad turn thank GOD today am free the prophetess helped me in tracing the man ,i pleaded for forgiveness the woman of GOD helped me in refunding the money with interest she told the church my story hearing i had reunited with the man via the Woman of GOD they were all touch she raised money on my behalf and people came out to help me i know a lot has been wasted my life my time etc but GOD used prophetess Mummy B of oyigbo to set me free am sharing this testimony cause i know many like me are in bondage are in self caused problems and they are still praying against witches and wicked uncles that do no exit for whose who doubt a lot the ministry is mummy b prophetic ministry is @ no 1 solution avenue satellite village opposite gas pipeline near timber market oyigbo, rivers state you go try you life will never remain the same the ministry website is http://www.mummyb.org the are lot of testimonies the GOD that did it for me will do it for you. am not an advertiser am on no advert for those who do nothing but to criticize i was touch and i decided to touch this story of break through with you I PRAY GOD HELPS US ALL
huh huh huh
RomanceRe: How Do You Really Know You Are In Love? by tzetzefly(op): 1:16pm On Nov 30, 2012
[quote author=baby_123]When I can share my favorite suya with you, or let you put your hand in my plate while i am eating. That is love. grin[/quote]Suya Love....grin grin grin
RomanceRe: How Do You Really Know You Are In Love? by tzetzefly(op): 1:10pm On Nov 30, 2012
mecussey: What of someone you are willing to do everything for, but very aware you can't marry her due to one reason or the other?
Then it's better u weigh ur options quick and decide on best approach to win her/him.....
RomanceRe: How Do You Really Know You Are In Love? by tzetzefly(op): 9:10am On Nov 30, 2012
Temi 23: for where? Love get two naked eye wey he dey use see clearly.. undecided
Ok now.... lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: How Do You Really Know You Are In Love? by tzetzefly(op): 8:35am On Nov 30, 2012
k2039: In love you are objective enough to still reason well and see things the way they really are,while infatuation you just reason like a stupi.d person,you provide excuses for all the other's fault,you read dunce meanings to everything your crush does or say.
grin grin grin

How about the ascertion that ''love is blind''
RomanceHow Do You Really Know You Are In Love? by tzetzefly(op): 7:25am On Nov 30, 2012
How can you tell the difference between genuine love and correct infatuation... embarassed ?
TravelRe: General South Africa Visa Enquiries by tzetzefly(m): 11:45pm On Nov 29, 2012
Dare14: today is the 3week now i submitted at the SAFA embassy,still no answer, someone was suggesting i go to the vfs center to check maybe they sent me a text regarding paying for the repatriation fee,dat at times some applicants don't receive the text, i need to make another plans for the DEC cos i normally travel during the holiday,
You dont need to go to their office, jst track ur application here:
www.vfsglobal.com/southafrica/nigeria/track.html
TravelRe: Securing Visa To France, Applying From Nigeria... by tzetzefly(op):
pinkynanny: NO MY GRANNY IS STILL IN NIGERIA,WE BOTH APPLIED AND WE WHERE DENIED
...I WORK WITH A PRINT PRESS AS A LITHOGRAPHER..........I DID MY APPRENTISE THERE,COZ I COULD CATCH UP FAST THE CEO OF THE COMPANY INDUCTED ME INTO THE COMPANY AS A STAFF BUT WITH A CLAUSE THAT I CAN DO MY OWN PERSONAL JOB,AND IF I WORK 4 THE ORGANIZATION THEY PAY ME PERCENTAGE...
....WHAT IS THE MEANING OF R OF Ohuh?
.....AM JUST 19
.....I DID MY OWN INSURANCE 4 150K,MY GRANNY DID HERS 4 200K WITH CORNER STONE
....am single and have been working officially since may7 2011
R of O is Right of Occupancy and it is also a good form of fixed asset documentation.
How come your insurance was on a high side? It actually should have cost you about 10k to 12k.

Since you work with a Print press for more than a year already, it is a good start. You now need to build your account to a minimum of about 700k and get yourself a better letter of introduction from your organisation stating:

1. How much you earn.
2. That you will be granted leave from work and your expected return date should be indicated.
3. It's important to mention that you will be paid your salary during you leave.
4. Get a rental receipt if you reside in a paid accomodation and include this in your application. This shows a commitement back in Naija. Note That this receipt has to show a rent that is reasonable not a small amount. If it doesnt meet this criteria, remove this document.
5. If you have other sources of income, include docs to show this in your application. It shows a commitment back home.
6. Any other thing you can think of that can lay a solid tie to Naija will help.
TravelRe: Securing Visa To France, Applying From Nigeria... by tzetzefly(op): 8:06pm On Nov 29, 2012
pinkynanny: No baba.,i dnt pay anybody coz i saw it here dat mst of those so kald agant go just chop pson mny....d insurance waz ment 4 me and my granny..coz we applied 2gther....she as a landed property can she use it 4 herself....bt she did nt get the c of o...bt she as plan to shw property and other documents...bt what abt the purpose 4 invitation what wl he rewrite....and 4 myself what other document can i get apart 4rm making my account look good wit more money....?
First and foremost, how much was your insurance fee?
2. I thought you said your granny is with your uncle in France?
3. The landed property must be submitted with either a C of O or R of O. An ordinary document such as receipt will not be sufficient.
4.Where do you work?
5. How long have you been working here?
6.Are you single and what is your age?
SportsThe Three Finalists For Ballon d'or by tzetzefly(op):
Now the chase is about to begin, the heat is about to bust, drama is about to unfold ; and the mesmerising turns and dribble is about to start:......Iniesta, Messi, CRonaldo
Let's Go There....

www.uefa.com/memberassociations/news/newsid=1900511.html

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TravelRe: How Can A Person overstay by tzetzefly(m): 5:29pm On Nov 29, 2012
pinkynanny: thans baba.....y am asking is becuz i was denied a french visa on he 29th of last month and am about to reapply but a dnt knw other documents to add apart 4rm the 1s i submitted b4.....baba any help on this....
THE REASONS THEY DENIED THE VISA NAD DOCUMENTS I SUBMITTED
1 REASON FOR THE INVITATION
2 MODE OF SUBSISTENCE
3 THEY ARE NOT SURE IF I WILL LEAVE FRANCE ON OR BE4 THE VISA XPIRES


DOCUMENTS
1 INSURANCE POLICY
2PASSPORT DATA PAGE
3 PASSPORT
4 LETTER OF INVITATION
5STATEMENT OF ACC
6PROOF OF EMPLOYMENT LETTER
7PROOF OF ACCOMADATION
8INVITE STATEMENT OF ACCOUNT AND DATA PAGE OF PASSPORT
.........BABA ABEG AM ABOUT TO REAPPLY AND DNT KNW WHAT TO ADD TO THIS TO CONVINCE THEM THAT AM COMING BACK....
Anyway from wat i can see from ur checklist , i
see that you are not married, and you have jst
200k in your account and no investment
whatsoever in Naija such as Landed documents,
building properties etc. The possible thinking of the ECO is that you may
not return to Naija if issued a Visa and the fact
that you are unmarried, further fuels that
thought. Your age bracket and the type of job you do
here in Naija and how much you receive, is
important in the ECO arriving at their decision
most times. Notwithstanding your uncle making his account
statement available to you, does not change a
thing in your favour as the ECO will still require
you to have adequate fund at your disposal for
your upkeep; and enough savings at your
disposal when you are to return to Naija which is difficult to prove with 200k. I will only advise you suspend your journey for
now, build your account to like say 700k and
apply then. Hopefully, this may have made your
circumstances to have changed since your first
application. And take note, try to ensure there's consistency
in the documents you will use for your next
application. As they will be looking for flaws to
refuse you again if there's a noticeable difference
in your docs. I hope this helps......?
TravelRe: Help Us Wit D Right Documents For French Visa... by tzetzefly(m): 5:25pm On Nov 29, 2012
[quote author=pinkynanny][/quote]Anyway from wat i can see from ur checklist , i
see that you are not married, and you have jst
200k in your account and no investment
whatsoever in Naija such as Landed documents,
building properties etc. The possible thinking of the ECO is that you may
not return to Naija if issued a Visa and the fact
that you are unmarried, further fuels that
thought. Your age bracket and the type of job you do
here in Naija and how much you receive, is
important in the ECO arriving at their decision
most times. Notwithstanding your uncle making his account
statement available to you, does not change a
thing in your favour as the ECO will still require
you to have adequate fund at your disposal for
your upkeep; and enough savings at your
disposal when you are to return to Naija which is difficult to prove with 200k. I will only advise you suspend your journey for
now, build your account to like say 700k and
apply then. Hopefully, this may have made your
circumstances to have changed since your first
application. And take note, try to ensure there's consistency
in the documents you will use for your next
application. As they will be looking for flaws to
refuse you again if there's a noticeable difference
in your docs. I hope this helps......?
TravelRe: Securing Visa To France, Applying From Nigeria... by tzetzefly(op):
pinkynanny: i submitted all the document on the check list
1 insurance policy
2statement of account wit 200k
3my data page
4 invitation letter
5letter of employment
6account of the person inviting me
7proof of accomodation
8my reserved tickets
9photocopy of invtes frecnh permit\passport
.........they said they can not proof i will leave france
...........the reason for my invitation [i was invited by my uncle along wit my granny to spend our holiday with him and his family
............the means of subcistence can not be assertained...
AM ABOUT TO REAPPLY AND AM CONFUSED COZ I DO NOT KNW WHAT TO JOIN WITH THIS PREVIOUS DOCUMENTS.....PLEASE HELP COZ I JUST WASTED 450K ON INSURANCE APART 4RM OTHER FEE......PLEASE HELP COZ THIS IS THE ONLY CHANCE WE HAVE TOO SEE THIS GUY AFTER 25YEARS HE TRAVELLED.....
Wat sort of fees/insurance, hope u did not pay anyone to make an application for you ?

Anyway from wat i can see from ur checklist , i observed that you are not married, and you have jst 200k in your account and no investment whatsoever in Nigeria such as Landed documents, properties etc.

The possible thinking of the ECO is that you may not return to Nigeria if issued a visa and the fact that you are unmarried, further fuels that thought.

Your age bracket and the type of job you do here in Nigeria and how much you earn, is important in the ECO arriving at their decision most times.

Your uncle making his account statement available to you, does not change a thing in your favour as the ECO will still require you to have adequate fund at your disposal for your upkeep; and enough savings at your disposal when you are to return to Nigeria which is difficult to prove with 200k.

I will only advise you suspend your journey for now, build your account to say 700k and apply then. Hopefully, this will change your circumstances since your first application.

And also take note, ensure consistency in the documents you will be submitting for your next application. They (ECO) will be looking for flaws to refuse you again if there's a noticeable difference in your application.

I hope this helps......?
TravelRe: Netherlands Tourist Visa by tzetzefly(m):
Talk2naija: Please bro, I need ur advice, I am about to go and submit my documents, my job is only giving me 1 month Vacation, then I am intending to stay for 3 months in holland, because that's exactly what I want in other to stick to my plan, I wanted to write 1 month on my visa application form that I will return after the 1 month and if I am given 90 days I will use 89 days and return back to Nigeria, but what bother me now is that if did what I just said, have I break any law or rules of Immgiration policy. And does it possible for me to write 3 months in my visa application form and be granted the 3 months successfully?

Also someone advice me. To put 1 month and apllied for mutltiple entry that I might get more days on my visa, please share more lights to all these, I am abit confused! sad
It is not a standing rule for any shengen member state to issue you a 3mths Entry Visa, you can be given a week or 2wks Visa as the ECO sees fit.

Do not unnecessarily raise your hope high. It is even better to apply for a lesser stay and get your Visa, than to demand for a month Visa or more and be subjected to unnecessary scrutiny.

However, i would advise you to allow your girlfriend come over to Nigeria for a couple of months. After which you then pay her a visit in Holland, then include her Nigerian Visa along with the entry/exit stamps when filing for your own application.

Note however that the issue of getting married should not surface for now until after you have hopefully secured a visa to visit her in Holland.

You may be subjected to filing for a spouse visa which is another different ball game entirely which can last you a long time and no guarantee of being issued....

Over n' out..

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