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makes me cry

techinfong:
source : http://techinfo.com.ng/2016/08/30/30-things-that-will-happen-if-google-fold-up/

Wistful Thinking

danaiks:
http://tribuneonlineng.com/trumps-musings-nigeria/

TRUMP NEVER SAID THOSE WORDS.....READ THE LAST PARAGRAPH FROM THE SOURCE.......NONSENSE TRIBUNE

VictorRomanov:
Representing Block B!

In 2002 till 2005, block ''A'' was something else.......Guys like Chalocha and his friend(can't remember his name now, but based in Lagos then) were sooo nuts.....omg! they even yarbed my babe. I wan die. lol

ionsman:
This one is a lie.

Memes need some hilarity........When I was there, the queue wasn't here oo

Kachisbarbie:
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Illiteracy plays a vital role in people's lack of interest in sending sms. Social media have/has unraveled those who can't read and write in our society today


I prefer sms to calls!

AnakinSkywalker:
DDiaz b long my nwanemus..may you walk and never somersault..Omo oni kegites! Omo ni kegites ku wen..E ku ye o, E ku ye o we dooooooo..

Kariability is in the chromosome ba be ne. Obiadinma of a wogged jolification is of munwa nowanesly o.

U are Bembe!!!

AnakinSkywalker:
Fem all over the galaxy!


Grand patron I doff badamustically And may your dayz be longa than that of methuselah. Grand patron may you continue to walk till infinity.

And is a supremost comradium!

This is XYZ I am karid of Ilya uniport. LSF Briggs on his tentacles..songito and ecowas convention of choba connection of Ilya uniport. Grand son of baba elemu the 21st of East-West Road. Chief hydro carbon infinity. Ayam Karid of a bembestic era,epoch and period of Chiefo the Seraph, Angel without wings.

Wo-wo-wo o!

Nor-nor-nor!!

Lalaturuku?!

Pikin wey dey cry?!

When things fall apart?!

Turukpekpe Turukpekpe?!

All felowsis, xyz chiefisis, all Ayam karid to answer their numenclature in a guy guy way. This is to all my nwanemus, supremost igbaladun both he-re and in absentia that from today day d come moronto go may you all walk and never stumble. And if you are to stumble may you stumble untop of may you walk..
To eledumare I have seriously landed!!!!

Chiefe de Seraph remaineth de Elemu de 22nd (not 21st) orf East-West Rd. Remain very nattigbemus........Can't decode ur normenclature. Arkival Chief Ilya Uniport I remain (Climax awana)

Kbs468:
Yes Yes Yes *In kelechi Iheanachos's voice*

Certainly this is GOOD NEWS WITH RESPECT TO OUR WELFARE IMPROVEMENT PACKAGE CLAMOUR ALL THIS WHILE

I MEAN ALLAWEE FOR THE 'WEE WAA!' CHORUSERS

HOUSE OF REPS PASSES BILL SEEKING INCREMENT OF CORPS MEMBERS ALLOWANCE!

The House of Representatives, yesterday passed for third reading a Bill for an Act seeking to amend the National Youth Service Corps Act 2004 which will bring about an increment in the allowance earned by Corps members in the country.

The Bill which also seeks to provide mandatory life insurance to Corps members was sponsored by Hon Joan Mrakpor, of the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, from Delta State. It was unanimously adopted by members.

Passage of the Bill would enable corps members who have acquired special business skill from the Service to have access to loan.


Mrakpor, while calling on his colleagues to support the passage of the bill, said the essence of the Bill’s amendment was to ensure that the aim of the NYSC scheme was not defeated and it would reduce the number of graduates relying on white collar jobs in the country.

Following its passage, the House referred the Bill to the adhoc committee on constitution review for further legislative input.

http://dailypost.ng/2016/01/15/house-of-reps-passes-bill-seeking-increment-of-corps-members-allowance/?utm_source=dlvr.it_nnd&utm_medium=twitter

Very Poor News Reportage! At Least, There Should Have Been Some Investigative Journalism. What's The Current Amount (Allawee) And What's The New Amount Craving For At The Moment Smh

Laveda:
Really? Eyebrows? I don't believe that... Met guys who fancy that alot

THOSE MEN CAN NEVER HAVE YOU FOR KEEPS (MARRIAGE)

[quote author=Midehi post=37427534]that boy gat wicked lips[/quot



Are the lips kissable?

Vanquay:
When i was I high school in Nigeria a boy won a car when he was in Primary school.....his former mates gisted us. His parents didn't talk imagine if they had caught him at the office . If he won and slumped that's a different story. Hypocrites . I remember the time a guy won like 12k on Nairabet. All the Niggas in my school rushed. None won till I left. .I can pound my chest...........I was one of Nairabets customers before it went Mainstream

Something about Gambling puts me off I swear Lady Luck is always cheating on me

Shame......you couldn't even make one sense in this crap! smh.

Meringe:
Okezie wants to get the heart of Aba residents by rushing this few roads without doing proper feasibility study .
People will see it as a good start but I have my doubts about the quality of those roads . Anybody who knows Aba will know that that drainage is too small for that road. A bad one.


I'm not pessimistic but I don't want this roads to get bad after two years.

Okezie, please if you are reading this, patch all the whole roads in Aba , then pick the ones you can complete in a year, give it to a good construction company like setraco, berger , arab or ccc.

God bless Nigeria.

He who sees good and refuses to appreciate it, he/she will know no good!

MosakuAW:
ShowBiz Men in politics will continue to show.

Keeping showing, God is watching you in colour TV bright and clear.

FTC! I made it at last for the first time in 7years.

I dedicate this to my late mom and also to my lovely sexy wife and cute kid. God bless you both for me.

.....and some fools will still like what this imbecilic i.d.i.o.t wrote ....smfh!

Summer1:
Typing correctly using short form isn't what I'm talking abt..

Dear, could you please post your WAEC result (the hard copy, not scores)here and also your CGPA.....We know your type...Perhaps, not up to 1 point. smh

ireneony:
you shd be more concerned about ur gigantic pimple on ur chill

Hah! babe, na vex?

Ndlistic:
He have such a wonderful children. The are all grown up.

Try learn English nah. Haba!

aflyingbird:
Naah. I still live with my parents. Never cohabitated, not interested in doing such.

You sure

classicB:
That's nonsense of the highest order. You leave your parents house to school only to go and start actin like a wife to a guy your parents don't know, you eventually get pregnant and start aborting your babies for someone not mentally ready for anything in life
After the guy must have used you left right and center, he dumps your sorry ass after school then you will come and start shouting guys are bad? No! It's you that is foolish

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In fact, a prize for ya.........pls contact me at victorugbor@yahoo.com or leave contact....preferably email

RottenTomato:
Mugu why didn't u open a separate thread for this crap?!!!

He's really a maga......Let him just request to visit the girl's mum( maybe to start the process of marrying)......bro, u go hear super story. lol

aflyingbird:
I don't agree with cohabitation of any sort and have never done it nor will I ever do it. But to say a person loses their value because of it, really? If that's the extent if your education then I pity you. Some idi000ts here, even the females, are agreeing with the op. Too much ignorance and mediocre education is ruining Nigeria!

I hereby put it to u that u have done it and maybe still doing it.....u can't deceive some of us....smh

RottenTomato:
Shut the bleep up! Op is very correct. Most of u are disgrace in marriage. Una too dey bleep...before marriage una don bleep like 50 men!

Most culprits here who are the opponents of this post don't have their pix on here......Let 'em update their profile with their pix, then the OP will be vindicated. #Harlotry

swaggzo:
WELL SAID RAPMONEY, WELL SAID.


BUT LIFE IS ALWAYS BETTER WHEN WE MIND OUR OWN BUSINESS.

WE WILL MAKE MORE PROFIT IF WE DO, INSTEAD OF POKING AROUND, INTO OTHER PEOPLE'S MATTERS.

I beg to disagree with u on this........It's minding our own business that has kept our society at it current decaying state........Op, thumps up!

takoi:
What right do you have to judge anybody? What's your business with any woman's bride price. My good guess is that you are gay and you will never ever have to pay anybody's bride price.

....And some folks still like this comment SMH!

takoi:
There is no doubt that you are sex starved and that no girl will ever agree to visit talk less of cohabiting with you.
Rubbish!!!!

Are u a suspect? OP made over sense nah.......After all, we went to sch and witnessed all these ( that some of us are culprits, doesn't negate the truism of him post

This is thread for the lil' ones

ronald4lif:
You still don't get it. People don't change their sexuality, it's a natural trait. Can a heterosexual change to gay, will you advise heterosexual to become gay?

IT SEEMS YOU ARE GAY TOO

[quote author=famobaba post=32025207]And when she’s not shooting yet, we relax together inside my car.











Story for the gods

Wow! Wole, one of de great founders of supreme comradium (Keggites Club Int'l). All about promoting African culture. Chief de Climax of Ilya Uniport depositing

voltron:
WTF!! i can't go to sleep no more.. WTF! men.. @OP is dis your girl-friend

I think she's a hermaphrodite!