Only God knows how many women are parading the product of my seed as trophies won as a result of my shagging prowess.

Today, I saw a bus conductor that has striking resemblance with me with a pointed nose that reminds me of a 55yrs old woman I had pity on and kerewawalized.

In a sane society, a woman without a husband but posses with a child should be shamed.

Only marriage is the God ordained platform for legally fulfilling the scriptures that says be fruitful and multiply.

Sperm donors like me won't make heaven, so I have learnt to live heaven on earth.

Alex Otti should empower traditional healers and native doctors in the state.

No serious minded medical doctor will want to continue working for a state government that has owed them months of unpaid salaries.

If Alex Otti is able to clear all unpaid salaries, the smart ones should Japa without hesitation.

Politics in Nigeria is like fvcking a big ass lady with an ugly face.

You can't have it all.

If you must have the cake, let others have the brownies.

Variety is the spice of life.

I'm sure this news is as fake as the injuries.

If this weak old man fought a lion with his bare hands and killed it, then the lion must have had no appetite for a skinny meal of an old man.

Love and poverty don't really mix well.
The hate in a poor man's heart is quickly revealed when cheated on by even a poorer partner.

Well, these ones are now free from the hellish effect of subsidy removal & complete naira devaluation policy.

Those who are hopeless should envy them.

If she was a university lecturer,
Na to just dey bag steady C.O for her course.
I like what I see and can't unsee what I have seen.

Well done Aunty.

This is Nigeria and what the ruling political class cannot do, does not exist.

Buhari's administration will go down in history as the worst of them all.

This country tire me.
Abeg I need help, anyone with a heart of gold should help me, I need to run comot na only money I never get. Help oooo before Naija finish all of us.

So sad!
All the denials and now it is confirmed it was a bomb blast.

Shame on the Nigerian government.

Tracka:
What has this innocent man done?

What did Innocent Deborah do?
My guess is, he too blasphemed by using Daily Sun Newspaper to sell Suya.

Oga must you be on Telegram?

Remove be damn app and be at peace.

Use anyone wey dey your mind jor, no disturb us abeg.

Only advise is that you check spellings. Be like you no really know how to spell some things. You dey spell as it sounds like Kazeem for Ikorodu. It is Nobel Prize and not Noble price.

Best of luck.

Contesting a lost battle is the worst form of failure.

Save your energy and resources jare. That's a very smart move from PDP.

This one na Amala & Kpomo dynasty.

Una well done o

Looking like a pumped pig.

Soon and very soon Nigerians will know why Attihiru was sacrificed.

This new COAS will play ball.

Whether he will score an own goal is what I don't know.

Congrats to him though.

It seems having a preeq is an alarming cause of premature death in Nollyhood.

Meanwhile, the ones with pussy are buying new houses, exotic cars and living large.

Abi na bad thing to get preeq again

Nigeria their country!

Buhari is a grand commander of failure.

Mumu country.

This is the kind of woman that is capable of raping a man.

Without shameless women like this, Lagos would be an uninteresting water logged slum.

The occupant of that car must have been a merciful fellow.

I know for sure if I was the occupant, my target would have been to squeeze her breez rather than throw blind bunches.

In my experience, only sex starved women behave like mad dog as exhibited by this local olosho in lastma uniform.

Lagos truly na wa!

As generous as this gesture may be, it is rather an exhibition of foolishness.

Such funds should have been donated to the likes of Bendel Insurance of Benin or Mighty Jets of Jos to prevent their extinction.

Nigerians are always good abroad and terrible at home.

I wonder who cursed Nigeria with such unpatriotic tendencies from its citizens.


Rubbish!

Daddy Freeze will be torn apart by two she bears from the woods.

RIP in advance.


Bishop Oyedepo is the Elisha of this dispensation.

The gym instructor is clearly bankrupt of innovation.

How does punching her tummy burn out the fat?

You truly can't give what you don't have.
Misplaced priority everywhere.

Better is the end of a thing than the beginning.

Even sex is sweetest in the end but this Op is just a failed copy and paste mediocre without apology.

Does anyone know the meaning of the acronym slawormir?

I think it means "Smoke loud, addicted womaniser, organized real money internet robber"

Slawormir can mentor him for free.

The fact that a gazelle has long strong horns doesn't give it any advantage in the congregation of lions.


RIP to the foolish mobile policeman.

Chidi Llyod is a veteran political thug.
His mace handling is legendary.

His expertise will be judiciously needed in the forthcoming Edo elections.


Congratulations PDP!

Congratulations to Wicked Wike!

Amaechi is indeed the wall gecko of Ubimma with a broken tail.

If only you have ever bought panties for a lady you won't become a pant "tearer".

Mother care pants or fairly used pant you have never bought for any lady, yet you are busy tearing their pants.

The day you go tear the pant wey any of them borrow wear, you go get sense.

Your mate dey tear new whip, you dey tear girl pant.

Well, since you enjoy doing it, keep it up till the day u will be locked up.

Love is a beautiful thing and for all to experience and enjoy regardless of age, gender or race.

However, love has many shades and should be clearly defined with all its boundary lines.

It is regrettably sad these youngsters are only addict students of Korean love movies.

OUK is not better than Hushpuppi but the people love him.

If you must be a criminal, be a Robbin Hood.

The most sensible way to add beautiful colours to a life of criminality is liberality.

OUK for President but don't ask me president of where.

Already he is customizing his soon to be republic with solar electricity ahead of elections.

Congrats in advance to OUK.