The poor has only one thing to offer,

Just noise!

I don't know why this company is trying so hard to push their killer product to Nigerians.

Oil wey like to dey sleep anyhow ontop shelf.


Please and please, we still prefer Ororo or idiagbon oil but if I personally want to cook for a new catch, I use my Shiloh anointing oil.


Mama dull indeed!

Is there truly a secret cult with the name Neco Black Movement of Africa a.k.a secret confraternity on any Nigerian University campus?

I think the OP is as dull as the Daura President.



Today being Sunday, I wore a yellow suit, yellow socks and black pants to church.

What am I?

Who no go no know.

She is just blowing her opportunities to blow.

E b lyk say she like poverty!


Ladies get rich quickly by taking advantage of the lust of men.


I think your friend need tutorials from girls in Lekki Phase 1.

A ladies p^ssy is her ladder to greatness not her brain. She better be smart and cash in.

Don Jazzy doesn't seem to be enjoying his freedom as a chronic bachelor anymore

He wants to now share same cell with Sowore.


Nigerians survive best by minding their business, especially when a Pharoah from Daura is the president.


Be careful Don!

Dear Sheikh Gummi,


The last general elections may have been the worst in the history of Nigeria but Atiku Abubakar was the worst candidate to contest against the Daura President.

He lost the battle before the fight and clearly lost the common sense to accept his fate after the fight.

I hear atiku is still cumming, I think he needs the services of a renowned Urologist than a gang of lawyers.

Inside life in Nigeria, don't become an alleged,

Else, you will bear the cross of the condemned.


I hope God vindicates him graciously and give him a new hope.


Every cheap prostitute in P/H now has a story to tell about this innocent young handsome man.


I sorry sorry 4 Nigeria!

Na wa o!


But when will these gunmen kill Buhari?

Thank God he died peacefully.


All die na die though!

Shameless ashawo kobo kobo!

People's opinion about you is not a definition of who you are.

But to prove how wrong they are, you have to hustle and make sure it is legit.

You may have been tagged "just a friend" yesterday but can become a star tomorrow.


Thank God all the trash Phyno has been singing paid off.

I love women who are never ashamed to flaunt what they love.

Rihanna clearly loves preeq & flaunts it anyhow.


However, same can't be said of Linda Ikeji.
Nigerian women preach against what they love most.

Hypocrites!

Nothing is new under the sun!


This couldn't have happened if they studied at one of these Nigerian glorified secondary schools termed University.

I think Naira Marley should be made a deacon in this church.


After all, he is full of the spirit!

The best thing that has ever happened to Ebonyi state.

I hope this new govt house takes care of the sexual needs of Ebonyi people.

Does Nnamdi Kanu think Nigerians really think what happens to him?

The truth is, no one really cares!


BTW, who him want make e go pursue the fulani assassins comot from front of him house?


An enemy of the state does not deserve the state's protection.

Kanu, you are on your own.



Tufiakwa!

Aisha Yesufu!

Aisha Yesufu!!

Aisha Yesufu!!!


Be warned, GMB is not a friendly foe.

Na Ogun go kill the mod wey carry this kind temptation come FP.

Nearly cannot kill a bird!

He almost succeeded but I trust a Nigerian somewhere somehow someday to succeed in pulling such stunt.

See as him resemble gbomogbomo.


Where is there no corruption in Nigeria?
Even my preeq is corrupt and I can't just help it.

Special shout out to Iya Shakirat for giving me home service with extra today.

Beautiful but not useful.


A generation of sex appeal.

Quite an expensive publicity stunt by Allen Onyema.

Very nice gesture though!


BTW, na watin pastors do una naaaaa?
We have suddenly shifted focus from attacking the real enemy of the state, our leaders & politicians to men of God & churches.


Una no dey fear God again abi?
No one on earth is qualified to judge any pastor and his ministry except God who has called him & anointed him for his work.

All the noise about pastors not releasing their private jets to airlift Nigerians in SA back home is pure nonsense.
How many of you Nigerians can afford to give people lifts in your car freely? Una no dey wind up cruise past people for road? Yeye!

Jesus fed the 5, 000 but na those wey attend him crusade him feed and it wasn't a daily affair.


Pastors are accountable to God but our politicians and leaders are accountable to us.

Stone your evil leaders and leave pastors alone, they are not our problems. Infact, they are already doing more than enough.

Nigeria my country, things fall apart!

You have no problem my dear friend.


Just get regular sex and you will start sleeping well. Good sex is the only natural cure for man's headaches.

Good sex induces healthy sleep.


Try this and stop wasting money on a Neurologist. With less than such amount you spend, I am sure you can have a pea on your cock.

Thank God no cow was lost.

Very boring story without mentioning how sweet the naija preeq is.

Abi she never taste am?

On Tweeter there is no regrets.

But inside life we know your preeq was a slave to the beauty queen from Iruekpen.

On behalf of all the gigolos out there, I say happy wedding anniversary.

She must have been high in the spirit.

I'm sure she got inspired by David.

BTW, na so I go take dance for this year Shiloh.

I can't bounce on what Abounce is done bouncing on.



Those breez though........but I will pass cos I no like left over eba.

They are faring like Nigerians & Buhari.


Its never gonna get better & good days are gone for them.