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Politics / Re: Governor Fayose: Buhari’s Failure Is Crystal Clear by UbanmeUdie: 5:12am On Feb 25, 2018 |
I think it is an insult for Buhari to be belittled by being called a mere failure. He is actually a monumental failure with no one to rival him in the history of Nigeria. Buhari's failure is epic and currently a global epidemic! 1 Like |
Politics / Re: 'if Buhari Is My Father, I Will Tell Him Not To Run For Second Term' by UbanmeUdie: 4:48am On Feb 25, 2018 |
In all that Kazeem Afegbua has ejaculated, I can only infer like the biblical story of Isaac's twins, this is the voice of Jacob but the hand of Esau. Comrade Adams Oshiomole is the one more pained here but Afegbua is only giving it a voice. It is a pity that monkeys did the job, but now it is a case of baboons dey chop. Honestly, Buhari is a master in the art of "use & dump". It serves Afegbua and his benefactors right. I'm sure Oshiomole thought Buhari would relinquish the port folio of minister of petroleum to him immediately after his tenure as governor of Edo state. Alas, Buhari don do am for their eyes. Afegbua just made a fool of himself with this revelation. It means, the revolt and sudden U-turn is a direct product of marginalisation of a certain group of devout APC demons who have since been deprived access to the loots of the day. I'm very sure Afegbua would have been singing a different tune had Buhari made Oshiomole a minister. The issue of age and health status he is magnifying would have been drowned with a "baba ride on coarse chant". Insincere Afegbua, I pity you ooo! Finally, Buhari must go!!!!!! 1 Like |
Crime / Re: 14-Year-Old Girl Arrested For Selling Marijuana In School In South Africa by UbanmeUdie: 4:28am On Feb 25, 2018 |
It isn't hard to recognise a failure at all, because they are never smart in executing the very less tedious things in life. Ordinary "Pencil" this one couldn't market. Perhaps it's not her destiny to become such an entrepreneur. Meanwhile, Chukwunedum's mother has been shuttling between Kwale and Obiaroko, trafficking the most potent vegetable leaves successfully over the past 3 decades from farms to major cities. I dedicate this post to all those who don't even know what a razler is. 10 Likes |
Romance / Re: I Made Airforce1 Sleep On Me Like A 2yrs Old - Photos by UbanmeUdie: 8:21pm On Feb 24, 2018 |
With all my heart, I wish Airforce1 well. But his destiny is already twisted with chronicles of failure. With all the blów job he has secured from pinkjacket, him never still blow. Maybe it's a curse or just a series of badluck! 25 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: "I Sometimes Tie And Beat My Husband To Keep Our Marriage For 29years Now - Sing by UbanmeUdie: 1:38pm On Feb 24, 2018 |
Orisirisi! Anyways, what is love without innovations? |
Celebrities / Re: Jay Jay Okocha Declared King Of The Game (photos) by UbanmeUdie: 1:27pm On Feb 24, 2018 |
Austin Jay jay Okocha has no rival in the game. He is truly the king of the game! No one ever suffered a new success syndrome like him in the game. The destiny of 90% of those engaged in sports bet is likened to Okocha's football career. Always close but never winning. Kingbet...............more ticket on the verge of getting cut! Courtesy Okocha spirit. |
Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello Picks Another Voter’s Card In Okene by UbanmeUdie: 9:59am On Feb 24, 2018 |
Yahaya Bello is simply displaying youthful exorbitance. It is normal! Or how else should he engage his testosterone? |
Politics / Re: Senate Crisis: ‘rebel’ Group Emerges As Saraki Adopts Fire-for-fire Approach by UbanmeUdie: 9:06am On Feb 24, 2018 |
Hahahaha! Dem never chimchomchin. 2019 is already playing out as a beautiful nonsense. 4 Likes |
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Is Preserving Her Virginity For Her Husband (Photos) by UbanmeUdie: 8:57am On Feb 24, 2018 |
Virginity has long lost its value! What is even the value of a virgin lady compared to others? The truth is, only a ritualist knows the extent of a virgin's worth. 36 Likes 2 Shares |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Governor Eric Greitens Arrested After Circulating Nude Photos Of Lover by UbanmeUdie: 8:52am On Feb 24, 2018 |
Certainly not in Nigeria! Not now, and maybe never. No be IG of Police dey squeeze him orderly Nyansh for office the other day & even boasted about it and nothing happened? Nigeria is simply in a world where others simply don't exist. 58 Likes 6 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: Majek Fashek's Performance In 1987 In Port Harcourt Stadium (Throwback Photos) by UbanmeUdie: 8:43am On Feb 24, 2018 |
Sadly, Today Majek Fashek needs more of Oral B and Sosorovia perfume than any accolade. Wasted life of an alcoholic! His Bini village people finished his life before he even started. He remains a music icon though anytime, anyday! 156 Likes 6 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: Juliet Ibrahim Breaks Silence On Breakup Rumors With Iceberg Slim by UbanmeUdie: 8:29am On Feb 24, 2018 |
Juliet Ibrahim deserves better than that failed musician called Iceberg Slim. How they both managed to stay together this long is even a rare miracle. I hope the break up rumour turns out true in earnest. Iceberg slim deserves Eniola Badmus and not Juliet Ibrahim in all her flawlessness. 6 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Actor Sylvester Madu ‘bad Boy’ Turn Pastor In Christ Embassy by UbanmeUdie: 7:48am On Feb 24, 2018 |
Career / Re: Meet Prosper Erem The Fulfilled Female Shoe Maker by UbanmeUdie: 7:20am On Feb 24, 2018 |
See her dirty blonde hair like that of an unfortunate albino. She is no where near fulfilment till her Carmel toe wears a horse shoe! 1 Like |
Education / Re: Nigerian Universities Compared With Football Clubs, The Result Is Amazing by UbanmeUdie: 7:19am On Feb 24, 2018 |
Car Talk / Re: Who Do You Prefer To Be Arrested By When You Offend – FRSC, LASTMA, VIO, Police? by UbanmeUdie: 7:11am On Feb 24, 2018 |
VIO officials are wicked. LASTMA officials are soulless busy bodies. FRSC officials are almost uncompromising and devilish. However, the NPF remains a true friend anytime any day. They are very cooperative with huge sense of understanding at critical moments of help. If you can pay, they can play! Thumbs up to all the egunje loving police officers. Thanks for making crimes in Nigeria less punishable. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Crime / Re: Man Butchers His Pastor Wife Then Stab Himself To Death,after Hearing Police Van by UbanmeUdie: 7:07am On Feb 24, 2018 |
Lies!!! |
Religion / Re: Bible Found Untouched Amid Tornado Wreckage; See Page That Was Opened (Throwback by UbanmeUdie: 6:49am On Feb 24, 2018 |
Wonders shall never end! So, among the over 20 verses on both pages of that opened bible, only 1 verse stood out that says " God is our refuge"? Meanwhile, other verses must have rebuked them for their grievous sins, yet they attached no significance to such. So much so for some folks! 12 Likes |
Sports / Re: 28 Players Invited To Flying Eagles Camp [full List] by UbanmeUdie: 6:37am On Feb 24, 2018 |
List of the North! Paul Aigbogun only managed to invite one of his kinsmen; Amos Obasogie (Insurance FC) With all the football talents wasting away in Edo & Delta states. Paul Aigbogun is a disgrace to Edo people! 7 Likes |
Career / Re: How Police Officers Assisted Lady Her Car Broke Down In Calabar by UbanmeUdie: 6:31am On Feb 24, 2018 |
Haba! I'm sure those ones are Cameroonian Policemen because I can't recall the Nigerian police using such uniforms. The Olokpa we know won't even as much find out what your challenge is, talk less of assisting you to solve it. And again, as u b fine gal what do you expect? Your charm worked! 59 Likes 2 Shares |
Family / Re: Help! How Do I Get My Money Back. by UbanmeUdie: 6:28am On Feb 24, 2018 |
You clearly don't pay tithes! 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Nigerian Big Boys Pose In Their Underwear by UbanmeUdie: 6:12am On Feb 24, 2018 |
Na wa ooo! I was hoping to catch a glimpse of like of Escobar Smith, Mompha, Hushpuppi and E-money by the pool side with Airforce1 holding a towel for him in the photo. Honestly, this is more than a disappoint. It is a sacrilege! The picture has infected my eyes with "bleachiolosis". Just see as this 3 Hebrew boys disgrace their entire lineage and unborn kids. May God have mercy on them! 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Boyfriend Said He Left Social Media Because He's Found Everything With Her by UbanmeUdie: 6:09am On Feb 24, 2018 |
I pity those who see & treat life on social media as important. Deleting his account is best for both of them and I suggest, she does so too. However, I'd recommend they create a NL account. This is where the real social life is. 73 Likes 4 Shares |
Health / Re: ‘15,000 Nigerian Women Die Annually From Breast Cancer’ by UbanmeUdie: 5:43am On Feb 24, 2018 |
Hmmmm, Life is truly not fair to women. I'm more interested in knowing the number of men who die annually from preek cancer. |
Politics / Re: Jega: Politicians Are Nigeria’s Greatest Threat by UbanmeUdie: 5:36am On Feb 24, 2018 |
Who is Attahiru Jega to advice Nigerians on what to do? Criminals truly don't have any shame in Nigeria. 31 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Oyegun Replies Tinubu's Letter by UbanmeUdie: 5:22am On Feb 24, 2018 |
Tinubu is a legendary thief, Oyegun is a low class goon, Buhari is a mad senseless cow. Let letters be flying around between them, it won't change the verdict of the gods. Useless APC govt! #kickBuhariBack2Daura 18 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde's 40th Birthday Gold Rolls Royce Phantom (Photos) by UbanmeUdie: 10:32pm On Feb 23, 2018 |
I only pity the mumu husband! Honestly, his mumulity is key to such a make believe glamorous relationship on display. With all this display of vanity, her father in-law still lives in a dilapidated house in the outskirts of Benin. Curse is every child who dishonours his parent. Captain M.E beware! No be me talk am, na so e dey for bible......Eph. 6:1 29 Likes 3 Shares |
Health / Re: Dr Linda Ayade Performs Surgeries With Her Medical Team In Cross River (Photos) by UbanmeUdie: 10:31pm On Feb 23, 2018 |
Dr. (Mrs) Ayade is a cheap scam. Shame on her never do well husband! Ntoooooor to the randy people of CRS!!! 2 Likes |
Religion / Re: Zimbabwe: Woman Slumps And Dies In Church After Giving Testimony (pics) by UbanmeUdie: 10:24pm On Feb 23, 2018 |
The Holy Spirit does not take nonsense! Ananias and Saphira died in the church, so this is not a strange occurrence. She must have delivered a false testimony in the name of God. Never testify nor give thanks to God for what you know he didn't do. Serves her right! 10 Likes 1 Share |
Crime / Re: Nigerian Prison Officer Brutalizes Son For Playing Football (Graphic Pics) by UbanmeUdie: 10:23pm On Feb 23, 2018 |
A very pathetic story with unsavoury exaggerations or should I say falsehood. The father did well. In Nigeria, it is far better to pursue a career in yahoo yahoo, kidnapping, armed robbery and most lucratively politics than in football. Playing football in Nigeria is a waste of life! 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: Jackie Appiah Buys New Maserati by UbanmeUdie: 10:02pm On Feb 23, 2018 |
Congrats Jackie Appiah! But Nigerian oloshos be wondering how many preeks got her the maserati. Well, mine inclusive! 3 Likes |
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