With all my heart, I wish Airforce1 well.

But his destiny is already twisted with chronicles of failure.



With all the blów job he has secured from pinkjacket, him never still blow.


Maybe it's a curse or just a series of badluck!

Orisirisi!


Anyways, what is love without innovations?

Austin Jay jay Okocha has no rival in the game.


He is truly the king of the game!


No one ever suffered a new success syndrome like him in the game.


The destiny of 90% of those engaged in sports bet is likened to Okocha's football career. Always close but never winning.


Kingbet...............more ticket on the verge of getting cut!


Courtesy Okocha spirit.

Yahaya Bello is simply displaying youthful exorbitance.


It is normal!



Or how else should he engage his testosterone?

Hahahaha!


Dem never chimchomchin.


2019 is already playing out as a beautiful nonsense.

Virginity has long lost its value!

What is even the value of a virgin lady compared to others?

The truth is, only a ritualist knows the extent of a virgin's worth.

Certainly not in Nigeria!


Not now, and maybe never.


No be IG of Police dey squeeze him orderly Nyansh for office the other day & even boasted about it and nothing happened?

Nigeria is simply in a world where others simply don't exist.

Sadly,

Today Majek Fashek needs more of Oral B and Sosorovia perfume than any accolade.


Wasted life of an alcoholic!


His Bini village people finished his life before he even started.


He remains a music icon though anytime, anyday!

Juliet Ibrahim deserves better than that failed musician called Iceberg Slim.

How they both managed to stay together this long is even a rare miracle.

I hope the break up rumour turns out true in earnest.


Iceberg slim deserves Eniola Badmus and not Juliet Ibrahim in all her flawlessness.

See her dirty blonde hair like that of an unfortunate albino.


She is no where near fulfilment till her Carmel toe wears a horse shoe!

VIO officials are wicked.

LASTMA officials are soulless busy bodies.

FRSC officials are almost uncompromising and devilish.


However, the NPF remains a true friend anytime any day. They are very cooperative with huge sense of understanding at critical moments of help.

If you can pay, they can play!


Thumbs up to all the egunje loving police officers. Thanks for making crimes in Nigeria less punishable.

Lies!!!

Wonders shall never end!


So, among the over 20 verses on both pages of that opened bible, only 1 verse stood out that says " God is our refuge"?

Meanwhile, other verses must have rebuked them for their grievous sins, yet they attached no significance to such.

So much so for some folks!

List of the North!


Paul Aigbogun only managed to invite one of his kinsmen; Amos Obasogie (Insurance FC)

With all the football talents wasting away in Edo & Delta states.


Paul Aigbogun is a disgrace to Edo people!

Haba!


I'm sure those ones are Cameroonian Policemen because I can't recall the Nigerian police using such uniforms.

The Olokpa we know won't even as much find out what your challenge is, talk less of assisting you to solve it.

And again, as u b fine gal what do you expect?

Your charm worked!

You clearly don't pay tithes!

Na wa ooo!

I was hoping to catch a glimpse of like of Escobar Smith, Mompha, Hushpuppi and E-money by the pool side with Airforce1 holding a towel for him in the photo.

Honestly, this is more than a disappoint.

It is a sacrilege!

The picture has infected my eyes with "bleachiolosis".

Just see as this 3 Hebrew boys disgrace their entire lineage and unborn kids.


May God have mercy on them!

I pity those who see & treat life on social media as important.

Deleting his account is best for both of them and I suggest, she does so too.

However, I'd recommend they create a NL account. This is where the real social life is.

Hmmmm,


Life is truly not fair to women.





I'm more interested in knowing the number of men who die annually from preek cancer.

Who is Attahiru Jega to advice Nigerians on what to do?

Criminals truly don't have any shame in Nigeria.

Tinubu is a legendary thief,

Oyegun is a low class goon,

Buhari is a mad senseless cow.


Let letters be flying around between them, it won't change the verdict of the gods.

Useless APC govt!


#kickBuhariBack2Daura

I only pity the mumu husband!

Honestly, his mumulity is key to such a make believe glamorous relationship on display.




With all this display of vanity, her father in-law still lives in a dilapidated house in the outskirts of Benin.


Curse is every child who dishonours his parent. Captain M.E beware! No be me talk am, na so e dey for bible......Eph. 6:1

Dr. (Mrs) Ayade is a cheap scam.


Shame on her never do well husband!


Ntoooooor to the randy people of CRS!!!

The Holy Spirit does not take nonsense!


Ananias and Saphira died in the church, so this is not a strange occurrence.

She must have delivered a false testimony in the name of God.


Never testify nor give thanks to God for what you know he didn't do.

Serves her right!

A very pathetic story with unsavoury exaggerations or should I say falsehood.


The father did well.

In Nigeria, it is far better to pursue a career in yahoo yahoo, kidnapping, armed robbery and most lucratively politics than in football.

Playing football in Nigeria is a waste of life!

Congrats Jackie Appiah!


But Nigerian oloshos be wondering how many preeks got her the maserati.

Well, mine inclusive!

What goes around comes around!


Buhari's blokos should be held responsible of course, if he still has it between his tiny legs.

Useless APC govt.

The truth is,
There was no such thing as vision 2020, neither was there any vision at all.

It was all hallucinations!

Show me a prospering nation and I will show you a country with a vision.

Show me a perishing nation and I will show you a country without vision.

Nigeria is floating,
Nigeria is drowning,
Nigeria is dying.

For where no vision is, the people perish!

A graduate of P.A from IMSU caught in Armed Robbery?

I am not surprised!

IMSU is notorious for churning out failures as graduates. No wonder, this one couldn't excel in armed robbery as well.

What an unsuccessful career.......shame!