Those ladies are simply what I call kitchen spies!


You kitchen as a bachelor says a lot about you & readiness to get seriously hooked for family life.


Those matured ones know what they are looking for and from your kitchen they could tell if you are taking steps in that direction of their dream.


You don't know what you are playing with!

The kitchen and bedroom is the woman's dormimant battle field.

Just dey use your life a d destiny gamble u hear.

He should figure out a way to dance his way out of this.


BTW is Kemi Adeosun's forged NYSC certificate saga now under the carpet?


Well, I won't be surprised coz the broom of this APC govt has been sweeping things under the carpet since the stone age.

A girl who is not yet legally married to you has the fundamental right to straff any guy without your permission.

Her faithfulness to you is only a privilege that often times guys don't deserve.


So brace up & embrace her.

If you know when you are caught up in a web to cheat on her you would so refuse without struggling with it then don't forgive her.

You think you are a saint?


O boy better behave!

It's called catching them young.



Na watin small small children of nowadays no know about preeq & p**sy?


The author deserves a medal!

A Fulani's life is of lesser value compared to their cattle.

At least, so I heard from that legislator in Abuja the other day.



Therefore, I would like to lend my voice in pleading with those killing them in kunini Taraba state if true, to please spare their cattle.


Meanwhile, where are the security agencies?

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I hope you would also find your wife in an ashawo house.


Evil generation!

If you have a fat pocket then I am at your service
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Chikena!

A sacrifice rejected by the gods cannot be offered a second time.


Saraki is the political enigma of the new age!

The soldeir's preeq was simply obeying the clarion call.


Such a preeq is more patriotic than Sarrki.



All correct sir!

"Man must wack"



Papa Sukiratu is a smart man!


God bless all the hustlers on wheel.

It's simply called an "Ozubu" dog.



Thank me later!

Really?


Well, until Yahaya Bello is healed of his chronic political malaise, Chris Okafor has done no miracles.

This one that doesn't know the difference between G-string & pant is trying to trend?

No be who fit buy boxers go dey change am?


Na men wey no dey wear boxers at all fit this one.

I could recommend Kazeem or Abdullateef for her.

In Nigeria public tertiary institutions?


It surely can't be better than what we have been greeted with in those photos.

Very very shameful indeed!

Sexy daughter of a drama king.

I hope Dino doesn't 'sarakifice' her in a bid to stay relevant.

Good one for the Cap.


I wonder when NgeneUkwenu Lauretta will bag an endorsement deal with Papa Umukoro's Palm wine factory.

I just don't get it!

Students should not 'muegbe suegbe' on campus because of spiritual & physical consequence?

Op must be suffering from fuckiasis.

bleeping & reading is very complementing for quick assimilation.


Abeg person wey no sabi or no wan Bleep should allow others do it in peace.

It was best they both died.

One could not just afford to leave the other behind.


Stingy couple.


No marriage in the spirit world though.



R.I.P

Conglomerate of old wicked predators.


Truly, Nigeria no longer need these scallywags.

Ekiti people should have stoned then all to death but I learnt they prefer stomach infrastructure packaged as ewedu & kpomo more than the safety of their destinies.

They both look very ugly.


More like a set of Olokun priestess in Osun.

I would have taken you to be one of the very lucky victims of the Otedola bridge fire disaster.
I am glad you mentioned vitiligo.

Anyways, if you think ending your life because of this condition is fair, pls do it urgently but before you do, try and visit a Burns & Plastic Ward in any Teaching Hospital closest to you. I'm sure you will see pxts battling for their lives praying against death regardless of their skin distortion coz there is whole lot to live for.

Maybe you ate the wrong congo meat and now feels terrible coz no vendor is willing to quench your hunger.

Its better you cut off your preek than kill yourself coz I know its your preek that is sending signals of suicide to your brain right now.

Oshiomole should go and die!


The ugly corrupt dwarf is simply squatting on a keg of gunpowder.

APC is getting squashed and trashed!

Mumu juju on display!


No one does street junction deposits better than the binis.

Dez ones dey learn work.

I hail all the Uzobo ninjas out there!

Only men with big preek deserves a big ass bounce.

Its simply called collection of like terms!

Those breez look like kerosene mangoes in Okpilla.

I pity the man whose bank account will be raped because of those midgets.

Buhari is a bascard!

Showing us his pockets with squeezed 20 naira notes would have made better news.

His face is full of disgrace.


Useless police man!

If its a baby boy, I hope they name him Ighalo Troost Ekong.

BTW, Troost needs a tooth more than a baby!

Kanu always looking like the illiterate that he is.

Congrats!