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Politics / Re: Breaking :-Angry Youths Stone Gov Obaseki (details And Photos) by UbanmeUdie: 4:41pm On Aug 22, 2018
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That gay governor obaseki with a fake visiting wife should have been stoned to death.


Na Esan people matter go kill am!
Crime / Re: Reverend Hosea Akuchi's Corpse! Pastor Killed By Kidnappers In Kaduna (Graphic) by UbanmeUdie: 2:35pm On Aug 22, 2018
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What a glorious exit!



I am sure he has shouted "To die in christ is gain" several times,
Scriptures must be fulfilled one way or the other.

Apostle James was beheaded,
Peter was crucified,
Paul was beaten and beheaded.

This is not new!

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Health / Re: Man Connived With Doctor To Remove His Wife's Womb, When She Found, She Did This by UbanmeUdie: 2:30pm On Aug 22, 2018
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That man clearly deserves a national honour for bravery.


Na pampers person come this life come work for?

Some women are worst than ducks and pigs.

The man did excellently well.

I only pity the doctor!

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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Wows In Ankara Outfit Ahead Of Her Show In London by UbanmeUdie: 6:45pm On Aug 21, 2018
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Her areola is cuter than her nipples.
Religion / Re: Samuel Kelechi Eze, Polygamous Bishop Of Anglican Church In Akwete Abia- 2 Wives by UbanmeUdie: 8:40am On Aug 19, 2018
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He is a new generation Bishop reading from another testament of Jesus.

Don't blame him,


Blame it all on the mercies of God!
Events / Re: Costly Burial Ceremonies : Is It Really Necessary? by UbanmeUdie: 8:39am On Aug 19, 2018
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Ask the Binis, they know better!

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Travel / Re: Heavy Food In Benin City After Today's Rainfall (Photos) by UbanmeUdie: 9:12pm On Aug 17, 2018
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Blame it all on that useless loquacious Gorilla of the APC.

This is a clear evidence of the effect of the failed benin city water storm project through which Adams Oshiomole embezzled billions of tax payers money in Edo State.

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Sports / Re: Super Eagle’s To Drop 7 Players including Mikel and Ighalo For Seychelles Game by UbanmeUdie: 12:11pm On Aug 13, 2018
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Ighalo should be dropped permanently without any further consideration for even the position of a ball boy.

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Celebrities / Re: Namia Roberts Involved In A Ghastly Accident (Photos) by UbanmeUdie: 8:37pm On Aug 05, 2018
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Fatal accident & the relatively unknown actress didn't die?


Maybe the real fatal accident never happen, dis na just rehearsal.

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Travel / Re: Engaged Lady Dies In Ghastly Accident Days After Posting Dangote, Gombe Accident by UbanmeUdie: 8:17pm On Aug 05, 2018
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Thank God the young man had not married her already.


His money would have just been wasted like that.


I know in the midst of the shock and sadness, his true friends and relatives would be happy for him.


R
I
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2

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dead.
Politics / Re: Pro-saraki Senators Insist PDP Now Majority In Senate, To Call For Head Count by UbanmeUdie: 5:50pm On Aug 04, 2018
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Crime / Re: Petrol Tanker Loses Control, Rams Into School In Edo (photos) by UbanmeUdie: 5:31pm On Aug 04, 2018
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Food / Re: Cameroon Street Foods Which Cameroonians Love The Most by UbanmeUdie: 4:26pm On Aug 04, 2018
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And white garri & kwilikwili didn't make the list?



Wonderful!

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Politics / Re: Why Mass Defection Of Lawmakers At NASS Is Illegal – Falana by UbanmeUdie: 4:21pm On Aug 04, 2018
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Celebrities / Re: Oby Ezekwesili Shares Picture To Celebrate 30 Years Marriage Anniversary by UbanmeUdie: 4:10pm On Aug 04, 2018
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Congratulations on your 30th wedding anniversary Dr. Oby Ezekwesili.

You remain one of the very few patriots still alive and sane in Nigeria.


Your husband is blessed to have you as his wife,
Your children are blessed to have you as their mother.

Furthermore, true Nigerians are proud to have you as one of the Nightmares giving this evil APC govt sleepless night.


God bless you ma!

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Celebrities / Re: Reekado Banks Shows A Lady In Bikini On His Bed With A Handcuff by UbanmeUdie: 3:59pm On Aug 04, 2018
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Every lady deserves sex in bondage once awhile!

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Crime / Re: Perekeme Richard Kpodo Sent To Prison For Rape Arrives Court On A Stretcher by UbanmeUdie: 3:32pm On Aug 04, 2018
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Sometimes I wonder whether what you have in your skull is a conglomerate of loosed stool.


Your dimension of zombism keeps competing with Buhari's health for soundness.


Hypocrite!


Sarkin:
A new trend!

But, in my humble opinion, not to sound condensing I'm sure this Man was set up and framed but PDP.

PERSONAL DEVILS PARTY are having sleepless nights trying to tarnish APC'S name and Goodwill.

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Romance / Re: I Discovered My Husband Is A Car Wash Boy And Not A Car Dealer- Lady Cries Out by UbanmeUdie: 12:01pm On Aug 04, 2018
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Hmmmm!


You know there is a close tie btw car washers and car dealers, don't blame your husband.


He was only trying to be a man of vision.

Together, his vision of being a car dealer can still be a reality, after all he who finds a wife finds a good thing and obtains favour from the lord.


Just maybe, one of those whose cars he washes could just gift him a car & its dream come through when he sells it.


Patience and prayer does it!


Nowadays mumu set of gals sha.

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Crime / Re: Customer Who Became Destructive After Taking Drugs, Tied Up In Lagos (Photos) by UbanmeUdie: 11:48am On Aug 04, 2018
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Crime / Re: How I Lost €65,000 Due To The Curses Placed On Traffickers By Oba Of Benin, Lady by UbanmeUdie: 11:42am On Aug 04, 2018
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This gangster on the Bini throne is turning out to be a blessing in disguise.
Crime / Re: Fulani Man Escapes With Sharp Object In His Throat After Militia Attack (Graphic by UbanmeUdie: 11:40am On Aug 04, 2018
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This is no news & his death would still not have been news.


Death awaits all terrorists & Jihadists.

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Politics / Re: 2019: Buhari Will Win 73 % Votes In South-east, Says Kalu by UbanmeUdie: 11:25am On Aug 04, 2018
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Really?


OUK is simply singing the pop song, the EFCC composed for him the other day on behalf of Buhari, when they dusted his file.


I don't blame him, he is acting under duress.
Politics / Re: Defection Battle: Buhari's Men Declare War On Saraki, Tambuwal And Ortom.. by UbanmeUdie: 11:24am On Aug 04, 2018
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I will comment when the war truly begins.

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Politics / Re: I Never Insulted Buhari, So I Would Not Allow APC To Insult Me - Umahi by UbanmeUdie: 11:21am On Aug 04, 2018
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Those who delivered Umahi from his asslicking hobby of Buhari almost came too late.

He is still suffering from withdrawal syndrome!


If you insult Buhari will heaven fall?


Rubbish!

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Politics / Re: APC Lawmakers Offered N150m Each To Impeach Saraki, Dogara – Timi Frank by UbanmeUdie: 10:44am On Aug 04, 2018
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We know how reverse psychology works except for the zombies and imbeciles from the northern & western hemisphere.

Buhari's pseudo & selective fight against corruption is only a mask giving free hand to his lieutenants for a gluttonous raping of the national cake.

We know the monies that have exchanged hands in recent weeks in the presidency & APC caucus.

Nigerians will be fully updated on Buhari's corruption romance and secret financial adultery when kicked out of office in 2019.

Saraki & Dogara's impeachment can not be influenced to fruition by any mortal being without due process as enshrined in the constitution.

Nigeria is nobody's private property, na all of us get am!

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Politics / Re: "Support Buhari To Weed Out Thieves And Looters" - Oshiomhole Tells Nigerians by UbanmeUdie: 8:32am On Aug 04, 2018
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Politics / Re: FFK Slams Jerry Rawlings Over Comment on Buhari (Photos) by UbanmeUdie: 8:29am On Aug 04, 2018
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Politics / Re: 2019: Senator Nyako Urges Adamawa People Not To Waste Votes On APC by UbanmeUdie: 8:28am On Aug 04, 2018
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Fact!


Even Sarrki, , Ngeneukweunu, madridguy, buhariguy,yarimo et al won't vote Buhari in 2019.

No sane jobless Nigerian youth like the aforementioned will except cursed.

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Politics / Re: SCANDAL | ICC Disowns Buhari, Denies Rating Presidents On Integrity by UbanmeUdie: 8:27am On Aug 04, 2018
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A medal of dishonour is already hanging on the necks of all those in the APC, for their very robust lies and deceits.

Abdulmumu Jubrin should tell us where he got the integritynometer that measured Buhari's integrity level.


Bunch of unintelligent rogues!

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Politics / Re: Ahmed Makarfi Visits Femi Fani-Kayode And Wife, Precious by UbanmeUdie: 7:54am On Aug 04, 2018
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Is Markafi suffering from an acquired Down's syndrome?

He looks bile, sad & horrible!


He lacks the swag of a presidential aspirant.



It will be best he humbly supports the major players or arrogantly decamp to any of the clubs playing in lower leagues.

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Travel / Re: See The Huge Wall Of Dust Storm That Enveloped Entire City In The U.S.(Photos) by UbanmeUdie: 7:41am On Aug 04, 2018
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So much like the political dust covering the APC in recent times.


Was there a caution sign at all or they simply ignored?


This is symbolic of a mass burial.


Over to you Mr. Oshiomole undertaker with the undemocratic face grin
Politics / Re: APC Will Adopt Labour Tactics To Win Kwara, Sokoto, Benue by UbanmeUdie: 7:05am On Aug 04, 2018
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I just have one question for Oshiomole,


How come the ultra modern central hospital building in Benin city, Buhari commissioned towards the tail end of your second tenure as governor of Edo state till date lies fallow & nonfunctional?

It is in the public space that, it is now a residential edifice for bats & squirrels.

Labour tactics indeed!


Oshiomole thinks Nigeria is Edo state where Agberoism & gangster politics thrives.

I just don't know how a common abriba became so rascally & anti-people.


APC is already a programmed suicide victim with this man as chairman.


He knows nothing & does not want to learn.


Tufiakwa!

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