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 Crime › This Criminal Claims God Sent Him To Earth To Steal by ublight(op): 7:28pm On Dec 02, 2019 |
a young man who goes by the nick name zahoo zahoo in the citi of plomver in marina, has claimed that God sent him on earth to steal. Details and photos shortly |
| Crime › Scientific Truth About Rape by ublight(op): 6:28pm On Dec 02, 2019 |
it has actually been discovered that guys who rape ladies have low self esteem. They either have a small tool, or are not confident enough to approach a woman. Some of them suffer from chronic premature ejaculation, and prefer to hide their problem behind d act of rape. Of course no girl will complain if d rape act lasted for 2 minutes. Girls even want the nightmare to be over quickly. Rape is a criminal act that leaves a scar on the victim till mortality. Ladies need to be able to spot a potential rapist. Even the most good looking and harmless guys can rape a lady. Also, 80 percent of the time rape is conducted by familiar faces. 10 percent of the time, it is conducted by strangers with the help of close friends of the victim. The last 10 percent, it is conducted by total strangers. According to a controversial report by new yok times allen star, quite a large number of rapist show potential signs for some time before they finally strike. Here are some signs that can mean a guy is a potential rapist... To be continued |
| Business › Most Lucrative Businesses To Start With 50k by ublight(op): 11:59am On Dec 02, 2019 |
i am going to be listing ten businesses that you can start with 50k in the coming year, and make atleast half of that amount every month as profit. I will not just be listing them, but i will be explaining them as well. However, i will need at least ten people to comment on this thread to show interest. |
| Literature › Re: Hot Regency Romance Writer Needed Urgently !!! by ublight: 5:45am On Dec 02, 2019 |
how much are we talking about |
| Celebrities › Re: Etinosa Smokes, Quotes The Bible: "My Mother Tried In Training Me" by ublight: 10:05am On Nov 30, 2019 |
kevoh:it is dangerous to be right when d government is wrong |
| Celebrities › Re: Etinosa Smokes, Quotes The Bible: "My Mother Tried In Training Me" by ublight: 10:04am On Nov 30, 2019 |
kevoh: 1 Like 1 Share |
| Investment › Re: How I Intend To Raise 3 Million Next Year by ublight(op): 8:58pm On Nov 29, 2019 |
u no well |
| Investment › How I Intend To Raise 3 Million Next Year by ublight(op): 3:35pm On Nov 29, 2019 |
pls guys i heard waste recycling is very profitable. I need a mentor in this business as i intend to raise 3 million next year through waste recycling |
| Romance › Re: Why Is Getting Pregnant In Vogue by ublight: 9:28pm On Nov 26, 2019 |
so u are in love with a guy, then u guys start bleeping each other. One day he suggests a sex tape, he promises it will be confidential. He smoothly persuades and convinces you, and finally you give in news flash here is what he didnt tell you no sextape will ever be confidential. If it doesnt make it to social media, that doesnt mean all his friends have seen it. For guys, sextape is a trophy. Its a bragging right. Its for the male ego. They show off their bleeping skills at the same time show off how cheap the lady is. Beware... No sextape is ever meant to be confidential 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Beautiful Nigerian Girl Set To Be Called To The Bar Same Day With Her Brother by ublight: 8:08pm On Nov 25, 2019 |
hello all. I believe association matters a lot, and could be the deciding factor in 2020. Successful people rarely emerge in isolation, and becos of that, i am creating a whatsapp group for people who want to achieve so much more than they did this year. The group will frequently educate, inspire, motivate and show members how to go about setting goals and reaching them. Relational, financial, social, mental, health, career, etc. Are the aspects we will be improving. This will also serve as a platform for networking and sharing ideas. Drop your contacts if you are interested. I am sure that by 2020 you will look back to today and be grateful. |
| Romance › Konji Alert!! See What Ladies Are Now After In Men. by ublight(op): 6:41pm On Nov 22, 2019 |
my dear brother have you heard that ladies are now looking for a big and strong banana? If you haven't heard, you just did. Gone are the days when people argued if size really matters. Ogbeni, in this part of the world, it does. If your banana is not thick, fat, and long... Bros forgerit. Your banana must be able to dislocated a ladies womb. Also, if you last less than 30mins in bed, then you are not fully a man. The good news is that i have a solution to your problem. If your big boy is not big and heavy, and you cum before you even start going. Try my ghs super oil. It comes with a warranty. |
| Romance › Lady Disgraces Ex For Being Too Broke by ublight(op): 5:17pm On Nov 22, 2019 |
[b][/b] a this morning i boarded a bus from uyo to ph. Two ladies sitting besides me were conversing in yoruba. They had no idea that i or anyone in the bus understood yoruba. The two ladies were already discussing before i entered the bus, so i met their discussion half way. One of the ladies said that her ex was so broke that the only thing he ate was to drink garri. She said that if humans were to pass out only what they ate in the toilet, her ex would always be passing out garri. When the other lady asked her why it took her so long to leave d guy, she said that she was hoping the guy would join internet fraud a.k.a yahoo yahoo. But that she gave up on the guy when he went to teach in a primary school. She said she knew d guy wasnt ready to make it. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Agriculture › Re: For Sale Life Broiler ₦700, Processed Broiler ₦800per kg by ublight: 7:33pm On Nov 20, 2019 |
uyo is probably the most lucrative state for broiler farming. Invest in our farm and thank me later. See signature |
| Romance › Re: What Is The One Thing That Makes You Happy . by ublight(op): 9:04pm On Nov 19, 2019 |
Riele:Yes ooo. Let us connect shap shap |
| Romance › Re: What Is The One Thing That Makes You Happy . by ublight(op): 5:40pm On Nov 19, 2019 |
Riele:sweet sixteen lets connect. I am in uyo |
| Romance › Read This And Laugh by ublight(op): 2:45pm On Nov 19, 2019 |
The Deaf Bookkeeper
A Mafia Godfather learns that his
bookkeeper has embezzled ten million
dollars. The bookkeeper is deaf and that
was the reason he got the job in the first
place.
It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper
would not be able to hear anything that
he'd ever have to testify about in court. So,
when the Godfather interrogates the
bookkeeper about the missing $10 million,
he brings along an attorney who knows
sign language.
The Godfather asks the bookkeeper,
"Where's the 10 million you embezzled
from me"?
The attorney, using sign language, asks
the bookkeeper where the 10 million is
hidden.
The bookkeeper signs back, "I don't know
what you are talking about."
The attorney tells the Godfather, "He says
he doesn't know what you're talking
about."
The Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts
it to the bookkeeper's temple, cocks it and
says, "Ask him again!"
The attorney signs to the bookkeeper,
"He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"
The bookkeeper signs back, "Okay! You
win! The money is in a brown briefcase,
buried behind the shed in my cousin
Enzo's backyard in Queens!"
The Godfather asks the attorney, "Well,
what'd he say"?
The attorney replies, "He says you don't
have the guts to pull the trigger." 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Word Play( For Scrabble Lovers) by ublight: 2:37pm On Nov 19, 2019 |
i saw this last year |
| Jokes Etc › Re: If You Want To Be Virgin Again (18+) by ublight: 2:32pm On Nov 19, 2019 |
your joke no funny sef. Hahahahahahahaha |
| Romance › What Is The One Thing That Makes You Happy . by ublight(op): 2:12pm On Nov 19, 2019 |
i am really having a good day, thanks to some urnt groundnut. I didnt know burnt groundnut had the ability to make one so happy. Its better than going to dubai. What makes you happpy |
| Romance › Would You Dump Your Gf Or Bf For American Citizenship? by ublight(op): 11:48am On Nov 18, 2019 |
i am considering leaving this country for the us. I have a gf that i love so much. I dont know if i should leave her behind and start life abroad since i cant carry her with me. Or i should forget about us and die here with her. Please advice me |
| Romance › Broke Guy Gets Turned Down By A Lady He Proposed To by ublight(op): 11:21am On Nov 18, 2019 |
sorry guys, i dont feel like saying this now. Remember my last thread in this section about my guy sam, and blessing? Yes, blessing turned him down. My guy is heart broken and weeping here. By the time i am done consoling him, i will give u guys d real gist. |
| Romance › Re: Guy Realises He Is In Love With The Lady He Dislikes by ublight(op): 7:10am On Nov 17, 2019 |
mumumugu:nairaland sherlock holmes coman goan park well joor. |
| Christianity Etc › God Did Not Ask Abraham To Sacrifice Issac, See Who Did by ublight(op): 10:15pm On Nov 16, 2019 |
i just changed my mind. I will not say it here 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Guy Realises He Is In Love With The Lady He Dislikes by ublight(op): 10:08pm On Nov 16, 2019 |
prizlezzlalasky:there is something familiar about the way you type. Have we met b4 |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Prayers To Break All Ties Of Incubus And Succubus. And My Own Personal Experienc by ublight: 10:00pm On Nov 16, 2019 |
Righteousness89:it is well with u |
| Christianity Etc › Re: The Trinity Doctrine Is a False doctrine and it is Unbiblical. by ublight: 9:35pm On Nov 16, 2019 |
the word trinity is not found in the bible...therefore it is controversial and misleading. There are no 3 persons in one God... Its just one God in who is occupying 3 offices. Imagine president buhari decides to occupy the office of the sports minister and petroleum minister simply because no oda person is competent enough to occupy them. The office of the president is higher than the office of the sports minister, so if he decides to function in a lesser office, it doesnt mean he decreased. It just means he entered a lesser office. It is not wrong for him to make references to the office of the president when he is in the office of a minister. Hope this blessed u |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Stop Going To Your "Church"or Ministry If They Are Not Doing Deliveranceno Need by ublight: 9:03pm On Nov 16, 2019 |
op, i respect you, but u are a man with no spiritual understanding |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Prayers To Break All Ties Of Incubus And Succubus. And My Own Personal Experienc by ublight: 8:50pm On Nov 16, 2019 |
Righteousness89:brother this is rubbish. Are you even born again |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Prayers To Break All Ties Of Incubus And Succubus. And My Own Personal Experienc by ublight: 8:48pm On Nov 16, 2019 |
God has no business answering such foolish utterances you call prayer. Hear me well... You will NEVER make it in life. Yes... As long as you believe that sucubus rubbish, that thinking pattern alone will make u sit for jamb 200 times. Jesus loves you unconditionally. Get that into you. |
In the comfort of your room, you can smoke all you want, even tear out Bible/Q.uran.ic pages for use as your rizla, I don't care but the point you begin recording such act and posting for people to see online then it becomes offensive and annoying. This is just utterly distasteful!