Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,149,951 members, 7,806,753 topics. Date: Tuesday, 23 April 2024 at 10:37 PM

Uchedeformula's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Uchedeformula's Profile / Uchedeformula's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (of 5 pages)

Politics / Re: Bayelsa Tribunal Chairman Affirms Governor Diri’s Election, Disagrees by Uchedeformula: 8:16pm On Aug 17, 2020
.....perhaps, you will have to personally open the INEC window and personally handle the substitution of the APC deputy governorship candidate. Well, if higher courts uphold the majority judgement, APC will have to support another political party's candidate who will eventually decamp to APC if he/she wins - just like the 2019 scenario in Rivers State gubernatorial election.


ORIENTATION101:

There is difference between

Re-run( continuation of existing Election)

Fresh Election ( all political parties start allover again)

2 Likes

Politics / Re: Yakubu Dogara: Corruption In PDP Made Me Rejoin APC by Uchedeformula: 7:45am On Jul 27, 2020
He is repositioning for 2023 governorship election. We already know this dear Mr Dogara.

Nigerian politicians lack shame. They are a bunch of total disgrace to mankind, and always playing on our sensibilities.

1 Like

Business / Re: Man Returns A Cartorn Of Indomie With N1.8M In Imo by Uchedeformula: 12:33pm On Jun 26, 2020
oluxy:
He's a good man, yes but no doubt, if u know the means our politicians package money, he will not return it.

They package money into peak milk cartoon
Indomie carton
Gesha carton

U will think it's food there are giving. It's dollars and Naira therein.

He returned it. Was the cartoon not sealed?
Was it open?

Even the shop owner, the carton wasn't for him.

Anyway, during military regime, it's peak milk carton when u visit them. They will say, give him one carton of milk. Get home and open it, it is not milk but dollars or highest domination.

Civilian uses indomin carton, duvey blanket, gesha carton.

This was what happened Sir:

The good man bought less than a carton of indomie. So, the shop worker in his usual way of using an empty carton to package such quantity, mistakenly used the carton containing money. Loaded the indomie packs into it, and handed it over to the honest man, who didn't realize either until he got home. The kind man didn't purchase full carton of indomie.

God bless that man for me. He will never by any means experience lack ever again.
Business / Re: Man Returns A Cartorn Of Indomie With N1.8M In Imo by Uchedeformula: 12:31pm On Jun 26, 2020
joey150:
But, But, why was 1.8 million naira inside an indomie carton in the first place? grin

On second thought....

Was the indomie carton sealed or not? How can a sealed indomie carton have 1.8 million naira in it?

Again, if it wasn't sealed, why would anybody buy indomie in an unsealed carton?

Even if it was unsealed, did the seller not check the content at all throughout the transaction?

Let's pretend the seller was careless, did the buyer not bother for one second to look into the unsealed indomie carton before walking away from the store?

I'm just one of those people that like to question everything they hear.

The good man bought less than a carton of indomie. So, the shop worker in his usual way of using an empty carton to package such quantity, mistakenly used the carton containing money. Loaded the indomie packs into it, and handed it over to the honest man, who didn't realize either until he got home. The kind man didn't purchase full carton of indomie.

God bless that man for me. He will never by any means experience lack ever again.
Business / Re: Man Returns A Cartorn Of Indomie With N1.8M In Imo by Uchedeformula: 12:24pm On Jun 26, 2020
TellMeNothing:
shocked

Question is what is N1.8M doing under a cartoon of Indomie which is supposedly not to have been opened or tampered with in the first place?

The good man bought less than a carton of indomie. So, the shop worker in his usual way of using an empty carton to package such quantity, mistakenly used the carton containing money. Loaded the indomie packs into it, and handed it over to the honest man, who didn't realize either until he got home. The kind man didn't purchase full carton of indomie.

God bless that man for me. He will never by any means experience lack ever again.

3 Likes

Politics / Re: Tinubu Unhappy Over Governors Takeover Of APC by Uchedeformula: 9:51am On Jun 26, 2020
Tinubu is unhappy! Where in this write-up did Tinubu or his proxy express unhappiness?

The Heading of this post is totally misleading. Junk journalism!

2 Likes 1 Share

Nairaland / General / Re: European High Quality Used LPG GAS Tanks, Stationary, Semi Trailer And Truck by Uchedeformula: 12:42am On Jun 23, 2020
Trying to contact you but not successful. I need to discuss these LPG Tanks with you. Even email sent keep failing to deliver.

Pls, reach me on essentialenergy2020@gmail.com as soon as you can. Thank you.
Politics / Re: Obaseki Visits Wike At Rivers State Government House, Port Harcourt by Uchedeformula: 9:23pm On Jun 14, 2020
myboy2111:
3 Credits Man

How did University of Ibadan admitted him for a degree course in Classics with three credits, without a credit in English Language and F9 in Mathematics?

You didn't wonder how come he enrolled for only 6 subjects. Do your research properly bro. Entrance requirements into the university as it were, is not same as today. In those days, enrollment fee is charged according to d number of subjects entered. Try and figure out what was obtainable at that time before you intensify the criticism. He met d requirements at that time, and he got admitted to study d course. If you dig further, d result will convince you.
Politics / Re: 'Black Lives Matter': Ben Murray-Bruce Joins The Protest Against Racism In US by Uchedeformula: 2:48pm On Jun 09, 2020
Happy Birthday Bro!

abobote:
Our common sense senator looking very fresh, we miss you. I nearly forget that today is my birthday, if not first bank that reminded me with their text. pls show some love

1 Like

Politics / Re: Obaseki: Why I Am Opposed To Direct Primary by Uchedeformula: 8:26am On May 25, 2020
bolaayenimo:
If PDP decides to do direct primary, can Obaseki stop them as governor because of COVID-19??

Yes, he can, as d chief security officer of Edo State.
Politics / Re: Oronsanye Report: Buhari Asks SGF, HOS To Scrap, Merge Some Agencies by Uchedeformula: 8:16am On May 01, 2020
captainamiedi1:


Has any administration ever had a plan?? it's a circle we are repeating.

.....and so dear brother, this fact justifies the ineptitude of this administration. Let's quit this mentality of PDP's performances was woeful, and therefore APC shouldn't be held accountable. This is d bane of our predicament in this country. Let's hold current leaders accountable irrespective of the abysmal records of previous leaders. That is d only way going forward can be better and the future can be promising.
Politics / Re: Oronsanye Report: Buhari Asks SGF, HOS To Scrap, Merge Some Agencies by Uchedeformula: 8:04am On May 01, 2020
IamCookie:


Commonly called the Oransaye report, the 800-paged report had recommended the abolishment and merging of 102 government agencies and parastatals.

It was recommended to Jonathan's administration but he lacked the political will, and not Jonathan's administration recommending it to Buhari's .

Madam, the truth is that no Administration in Naija can implement such recommendation in its first term. Absolutely not feasible because downsizing will step on many toes and pose threats to re-election. I personally believe that if Jonathan had won 2nd term, he would have implemented it.

With due respect Ma'am, this is Nigeria. Our political terrain is very sensitive. And if you study our history very well you will realize that radical decisions are made by Civilian Presidents and Governors often in their 2nd tenure. It's a norm, and wise politicians play by this rule.

5 Likes 2 Shares

Health / Re: Three New Cases Of Coronavirus Confirmed In Nigeria, Totaling 25 Cases by Uchedeformula: 10:31am On Mar 22, 2020
If only I could understand you. Pls, explain further, I really want to know what you are talking about.
Yenefer:
This whole coronahoax is just a test run to see what they can get away with. Judging by the peoples reactions so far....the deep state has us by the short and curlies. And they know it.

ever heard of H1N1. It was 100 times worse and no one noticed. This virus is real but the severity of the situation has been blown way out of proportion for political reasons. The constitution was too much trouble and needed to be scrapped. They have succeeded.

Crazy world we are living in right now. Almost makes you wonder if something else isn’t brewing while everyone is preoccupied with this Coronavirus. �

That is precisely what all of us should be thinking. Coronavirus isn't what it seems; the timing is too convenient and the numbers don't wash. Follow the timeline, the locations, places most affected, and you'll start to see the picture. Some of it is connected to the Epstein/Weinstein/Clinton/Winfrey (YES! WINFREY) sex-trafficking ring. Weinstein was recently sentenced to 55 years for perving on CONSENTING women and his sentence was reduced to 23 years as the result of a plea deal. Following his sentencing, several billionaire CEO's have resigned and multiple celebrities and politicians have suddenly "contracted the virus." There will be more resignations, more sudden (and convenient) celebrity/politician infections in an effort to save face. 600 people were recently arrested in a sex trafficking/corruption investigation that has spanned nearly 20 years. On the other side of the coin, the data doesn't add up. We have no way to confirm the number of infections and deaths the media is reporting. Just as China has completely manufactured the nature of the virus and their recovery, the government and media are deliberately fabricating the number of infections and deaths to push for a "vaccine" that will actually cause more sickness and death than their supposed virus (which wasn't a virus). Understand this: the vaccine is the actual goal, not curbing the virus. The media is deliberately strewing the data and drumming up public hysteria to push this goal forward. Do some research on 5G frequencies and their effect on the human body, and you'll see China's "virus." Wake up, people. We are witnessing one of the largest scale False Flag psy-ops we've seen in decades. More than 50,000 die from influenza each year and the media is completely silent yet, the entire nation is facing imminent lockdown and the media is pimping hysteria non-stop over a virus with a 98% recovery rate, with zero evidence to support their data. If you're not smelling something fishy by now, you need your heads examined. Stop listening to the media. Turn off your tv, put down the phone, and stop falling for the lie we're being fed. It's NOT a pandemic!
Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello Reelected As Kogi Governor by Uchedeformula: 3:27pm On Nov 18, 2019
In all these d common men like you and I, and our children bear the burden. We hv bn paying dearly for these errors. Now, shd we wallow in it, because PDP did worse in d past? Shall we now fail to condemn obvious evils because PDP was a total mess in d past. Bro, let us listen to our consciences.

PassingShot:

Daylight robbery ko. Night time burglary ni.

PDP has no choice than to "take am like dat".

We all witnessed how PDP did their many abracadabra too. In fact, APC is still a learner where PDP dey operate.


Let me give a few examples of past PDP wayo-wayo victories:

1. Wike "scoring" over 280,000 votes in his local govt (but awarded about 7k votes to his opponent) to be re-elected in 2019 when the presidential election didn't record a fifth of that votes in same LG.

2. PDP procuring court judgment to deny APC in participating in Rivers gubernatorial election.

3. Many instances during OBJ and GEJ where PDP would record 100% voters turnout in their strongholds and award 99% of the total votes to themselves. We saw the same trend even in 2015 and 2019 general elections.

4. I don't know if any party has killed innocent electorate for daring to align with an opposition party than PDP in Rivers, Bayels and othe SS/SE regions especially. We saw life photos of severed head of a grown APC leader (still struggling for life) in 2015. That gory image flashes back once in a while.

5. Maurice Iwu, working for PDP announced winner of presidential election while voting was still ongoing.

I can go on and on to prove that PDP deserves anything and everything that befalls it.

LASTLY, DEMOCRACY IS A SCAM FOR AFRICA, ESPECIALLY NIGERIA. WE ARE VERY MANIPULATIVE AND THAT'S HOW IT WILL REMAIN. LET NO ONE BE IN DOUBT!

1 Like 1 Share

Politics / Re: PDP Reveals What APC ‘plans’ To Do With Uncollected PVCs by Uchedeformula: 10:34am On Feb 07, 2019
Honestly, I don't know what is wrong with Nigerians! PDP rigged massively in their 16years reign, no doubts, we all saw it, infact it's a recorded truth. My pain now is that many Nigerians are holding on to this to support APC to rig now that they are in power. Now tell me, are we better off? We shd condemn election rigging in its totality not minding our political/candidature affiliation. If we support APC to rig while in power, the result is clear: we are going back to d PDP era of misrule and impunity (under APC in this case). But if we condemn rigging today, whichever party takes over power tomorrow will be mindful of out dislike for rigging. Don't forget "two wrongs don't make a right". Believe me, in d end we are either d gainers or d losers, depending on our resolution today. Let's not support APC to rig d forthcoming elections because PDP rigged before 2015. Let's condenn rigging outrightly my people. Trust me, we will start getting it right.

I do not support APC, I do not support PDP. I am a neutral citizen. I only support responsible candidates. So APC and PDP supporters don't come for my head. No matter d party/person you support, election rigging can never bring about a better Nigeria we yarn for.

#NailOnDHead
Politics / Re: Who Will Be The President Of Nigeria In 2019 - See How A Little Girl Answered by Uchedeformula: 6:49am On Nov 12, 2018
Let's fix d dilapidated school structures and facilities first, before feeding these pupils. Imagine feeding pupils who don't even have seats in their classrooms, they learn n eat on the floor. Nonsense!

I know somebody might claim that most schools are state government owned and control. Don't forget also that the students therein aren't Federal Government's either. So, I think the school feeding program is the least important effort at revamping primary education in Nigeria. It should be discontinued. Let's parents feed their children/wards, and let Governments fix other problems in our education sector.
Properties / Re: 7 Things To Consider Before Renting An Apartment by Uchedeformula: 9:28am On Nov 06, 2018
FTC
I don hammer!

1 Like

Politics / Re: How Buhari Sacrificed Amosun For Second Term Bid by Uchedeformula: 8:27am On Nov 02, 2018
visijo:
If a baby born in the morning is called Monica, evening Evlyn, on the floor, Florence wat do u call a baby born in the car�?? � Abeg buhari matter sef

Caroline
Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar And Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala Posters Flood Social Media by Uchedeformula: 8:15am On Oct 09, 2018
This is d problem with Nigerians! Who cares about where one hails from, as long as one is a real deal? If d cap fits, let d one it fits wear it. Okonjo-Iweala can be Atiku's cousin for all I care. If d duo delivers adequately, of what use is her sub-region of origin, other than to thank them for producing such a gem.

KingKingKing:
Before u say anything further remember Okonjo is from Delta state SS, If this comes through then the South East are once again Schemed out of things at the centre!


first to comment , For the very first time in 2yrs, I'm in tears right now, Never knew i could make it this far.... I want to thank my Parents Mr and Mrs Ukeje for always believing in me.

I want to thank my Girlfriend Queen Who always told me i could achieve anything i set my mind to!

Years ago My maths teacher said i would amount to nothing , HERE I AM TODAY BEING FTC ON THE GREATEST AND FOREMOST NEWS FORUM IN THE WORLD!

Penultimately, I want to specially thank Seun the founder of Nairaland!

Lastly I want to thank My Nairaland Role models i always look forward to reading your comments, MYND44, SARRKI, BUTTERFLYO, HUNGERBAD, NWGENEKWU, CLIMARIN, AS ANNOYING AS I FIND YOU MOST TIMES I STILL NEED TO ACKNOWLEDGE YOU FOR YOU SEEM INTELLIGENT COMMONWEALTH!

MUMMY I MADE IT, YIPEE
Politics / Re: 2019: 3 PDP Governors To Defect To APC - Suleiman Ahmed Wambai by Uchedeformula: 9:49pm On Aug 02, 2018
jared007:
Those saying its a lie do u know igbos may likely vote Buhari to complete the remaining 4 yrs of Northern Nigeria instead of waiting for another 8 yrs for the Atikulate man 4rm Adamawa to rule Nigeria knowing fully well dat he wont agree to rule for only 4 yrs.

Does it really matter who rules or where d President hails from? What matters is the quality of leadership he/she offers. I am a southeasterner, we don't care how long it takes to produce an Igbo President - all that matters right now is #back2daura2019, and insh-allah, it shall come to pass

2 Likes 1 Share

Politics / Re: Orji Kalu Reacts After Seeing This At APC Campaign Rally In Ekiti State(photos) by Uchedeformula: 9:32pm On Jul 10, 2018
Naija and rented crowd are like 5&6
Sports / Re: Did You Notice This Lady During Nigeria Vs Iceland Game? by Uchedeformula: 10:19am On Jun 23, 2018
Chapelbeatz:


uncle uncle

Uncle, pls stop touching
Crime / Re: Fathers Joseph Gor And Felix Tyolah Killed By Fulani Headsmen In Benue (Photos) by Uchedeformula: 12:28pm On Apr 24, 2018
Oh my God!
What is wrong with Buhari n his men? The bloodshed is alarmingly too much. Buratai and IG shd be fired without further delay.

1 Like

Business / Re: What Business Can One Start With N300,000? by Uchedeformula: 11:19am On Jan 04, 2018
Tell me about this Sir
seedsower:
Nylon cutting/production. Trust me it’s not a fancy business but a rewarding one.
Religion / Re: Primate Belonwu Ezeanyaeche: Atiku Can't Be President Even If He Contests 20 Tim by Uchedeformula: 7:17am On Dec 30, 2017
U really are a historian and a great Bible scholar. Only a very few understands d jewish meaning of "eye of a needle". They only do 18 cheap courses in Bible school and then claim to be pastors. No historical knowledge of d Bible. Op
thesicilian:

Jesus Christ did not say it is impossible for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, he only said it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter into the Kingdom of God. Both may be difficult, but very possible. What He was referring to by "eye of a needle" was a small city gate through which camels and other animals had to struggle to pass when the main gates were already locked.

1 Like 1 Share

Politics / Re: Magnus Abe Meets Wike's Wife At A Wedding (Photos) by Uchedeformula: 6:41am On May 21, 2017
kestolove95:
wike refuse to honour d invitation cox he knew magnus Abe will show dia

May be Wike's wife went there to represent Amaechi abi?
Sometimes, it's too difficult to avoid insulting some persons like U. I just hv to put up extra effort not to malign U. Happy Sunday Oga!
Politics / Re: Biafra: Women's Conference Continues In Abiriba After Bitter Encounter With Army by Uchedeformula: 9:50am On May 20, 2017
folarinmiles:

Abeg wetin b d meaning of d half sun on ur flag wen u no dey part of Nigeria.
Sun dey rise for West Africa?

Oga, d sun rises in d EAST. Relative to Nigeria, d BIAFRAN territory stretches across d old eastern region and beyond. So, wonder no more! The sun actually rises in d east.

15 Likes 1 Share

Education / Re: Jamb 2017: Top 10 States According To The Number Of Applicants by Uchedeformula: 1:25pm On May 10, 2017
Statsocial:
The list is not by State of Residency but by Origin and I'm sure indigenous Lagosians are not more than Kano indigenes. Also, I can bet that a large proportion of those Ogun, Oyo and Osun folks reside in Lagos, even some of those Imo and Anambra folks too. But their data would accrue to their respective states of Origin. If it was done by residency then Lagos would have nearly taken 1 million of the candidates.
I would have loved it if the data for state of residency was put side by side with this one. Then we can measure the educational trend of each state and commend their respective government, but of what use is data reflecting for instance 20,000 candidates for Borno if 90% of those candidates are residing in Abj or Lagos.

I love this. That's how it's done. All these state of origin matter is irrelevant, no matter how U try to look at it

1 Like

Education / Re: Father Emmanuel Edeh Celebrates His 70th Birthday (Photos) by Uchedeformula: 6:36pm On May 07, 2017
Happy birthday great achiever, Fr.Prof Eden. Remain God's favourite.
#if-nobody-talks-about-U-U-are-nobody
Politics / Re: Rivers Rerun (supplementary Election): Monitoring, Lives Updates and Results by Uchedeformula: 8:51am On Feb 26, 2017
At d end, d will of d people prevailed.

1 Like

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (of 5 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 81
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.