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CelebritiesRe: SeyiLaw And Wife Ebere, Welcome Their Second Child, A Baby Girl (Photos) by Uchemus(m): 10:28am On Dec 07, 2020
ZINIIBANKS:
Because I wasn't talking to you and you interfere to what doesn't concern you
You'll be unfortunate throughout your lifetime
Gedefokoff
CelebritiesRe: SeyiLaw And Wife Ebere, Welcome Their Second Child, A Baby Girl (Photos) by Uchemus(m): 10:36pm On Dec 06, 2020
ZINIIBANKS:
Congratulations to them
But him wife no fine despite the heavy bleaching grin
dont be a big f00l. He didnt marry her for you to acknowledge her beauty. So stfu.
TravelRe: Amazing Speedy Construction Of GRA Junction Flyover Port Harcourt: Pics & Video by Uchemus(m):
Nigerians and celebration of mediocrity are like 5 and 6
PoliticsRe: Koko Zaria Opens Hotel (Video) by Uchemus(m): 7:44am On Nov 30, 2020
NGpatriot:
Must a Phd holder be more successful than him? A Phd holder can not make more money than akara seller or food vendor, Phd is good for prestige only, but it's nothing when it comes to money.

It has nothing to do with Lagos state, the fact that you have a Phd or you have 10 degrees doesn't mean you are going to earn more than other people..

We all pick our path in life so stop looking down on people because of what they do for a living?
These are the kind of individuals in Nigeria and you think Nigeria would move forward. Tweh. These phd holders other countriew are making arrangement for them to migrate.
PoliticsRe: Huge Pension Of Ex-Governors Of Lagos State (Full List) by Uchemus(m): 4:18pm On Nov 12, 2020
uruba23:
I don't know why people are complaining, just offer yourself up to be a governor and see how convenient it is to be one..... You are just looking at the benefits; what about the sacrifice made for the state..
You are a big f00l. No one forced them to be a governor you daft. If they can't sacrifice, they should fu*king leave the office stop brandishing your idiocy.
Foreign AffairsRe: Only 3 Percent Of Americans Believe Trump Beat Biden by Uchemus(m): 2:49pm On Nov 11, 2020
mployer:
Lol.

You mean only 3 percent of Americans voted him?
People who voted him could also believe he lost the election. Don't be a daft.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome: It's Not Trump That They Hate, It's You, The Christians by Uchemus(m): 7:37pm On Nov 07, 2020
dokie:
They are anti-Christ. Simple.

Trump, while not a model Christian, is willing to stick out his neck to protect Christian rights. They don't like that.

Anyone who has followed dems in recent times, knows they want to build a godless society. A society where anything about God (most especially, the Christian God) is completely eroded.

One message for Christians though is that regardless of the outcome of this elections, Christianity is going back to the catacombs in the near future. Serious persecution.
Anyone, including you, who don't like their Godless society should refrain from it. Remain in your Godful Nigerian society
PoliticsRe: The Nation Newspaper Headquarters In Lagos On Fire by Uchemus(m): 9:26pm On Oct 21, 2020
softset:
Planned work ? I doubt if any real protesters will do this, these are paid guys to make it look like they are victims.

The babas of mushin control these boys, they dont act in isolation, I can bet that this is more of a propaganda.

To what end , I have no idea

For those shouting Tinubu is finished, you are ignorant, he has full insurance coverage on properties, equipment and vehicles.

Latest by next month insurance companies would have paid for all the damages in FULL
Is that what tinubu told you?
CrimeRe: Edo Jailbreak: Prisoners Speak After They Were Set Free (Videos, Photos) by Uchemus(m): 7:51am On Oct 20, 2020
ndidibabe:
Now, will this do the society any good?
You are a fool. You would waste in prison for no reason.
HealthRe: I'm a super Skinny dude. Nairaland Body Builders, Pls help my case by Uchemus(m): 9:21am On Sep 24, 2020
iLegendd:
Typing...

Ignore most of the contributions above and listen from the horses mouth.

In secondary school, I loved football, but stopped playing because whenever we share ourselves into two teams, I'll always be in the team to take off their shirts — as it was done back then in the village.

Whenever I take off my shirt, people will start saying hurtful things of how skinny I was. I was depressed and thought of suicide. Everyone always talked about how skinny I was and how pinkish my lips were.

They made it look as if I was sick (for having a lower pink lip) or I had AID (for being skinny). In fact, I wanted to die. When I see overweight people, I always thought of being like them to avoid the stigmatization of being called skinny.

Finally, I left Nigeria at a teenage age and all the white girls and Asian girls were complimenting my stature and wished they were like me. I was SHOCKED. So, these foreigners want to be as skinny as me? I couldn't believe it. My confidence came back and I decided to hit the gym for fun and develop some muscles for the sake of muscles and also to prove Nigerians (who made fun of me wrong) when I return home.

In less than 3 months of rigorous exercise and weight lifting, my chest and arms (triceps & biceps) were big with defined 6 packs. I started taking lots of shirtless pictures and posting them on my FB page at the time.

Note: I didn't take any drug, supplement, do dieting, eat a special kind of meal or whatever. I just exercised like a badass with 100% peace of mind, confidence, and dedication.

Lesson of what made me develop muscles were

1. Change of environment or mingling with positive minded people, not "talk down on him" kind of people.
2. Confidence that being skinny is actually something lots of foreigners/models are dying to attain.
3. Dedication/focus

In summary, developing muscles is faster when you're skinny than when you aren't.

If a skinny person and a fat/chubby person hits the gym today and stay dedicated, the skinny one will develop HUGE muscles within 3 months, but it will take the other person at least 6 months.

When it comes to maintaining muscles, a skinny person who became muscular has less exercise to do to maintain his body while the other person has a lot to do to always stay fit.

So, as a skinny man, you're at advantage. If Laycon develops muscles today, it will take him less to maintain those muscles for life, but it will take Kiddwaya (a fat/chubby person) lots of hitting the gym to stay mentally and physically fit.

I'll end the post with half picture of me.

Finally, hit the gym and stay dedicated. That's all you need. I have been there and I'm speaking from experience. Also, there is no one way of skinning a cat. So, you're free to explore, but it's best to learn from those who have been in your shoe.

That's all. Please, don't mingle with negative people — it leads to depression. If you can't help in mingling with them, then don't listen to the rubbish they say.

All the best. Pictures to be deleted soon.
Bro, all this your long story. The only thing that made you gain weight was coz you left Nigeria. I was skinny AF until I left Nigeria. Now Iv added weight with belly fat and I'm struggling to loose the weight.
TravelRe: Nigeria Issues New Travel Protocol For China, US, Europe-bound Passengers by Uchemus(m): 6:21pm On Sep 11, 2020
What sort of useless country is this. The country should be concerned about the people coming into the country. Why are these leaders so retarded
TravelRe: Nigeria Issues New Travel Protocol For China, US, Europe-bound Passengers by Uchemus(m): 6:20pm On Sep 11, 2020
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EducationRe: OAU, LASU Break Into Top 1000 World Universities Ranking 2021 - THE by Uchemus(m): 10:15am On Sep 03, 2020
When are we going to stop celebrating mediocrity in this country. Top 1000? Really? Shame on Nigeria. Shame of the youths.
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Recognized As A King At An Event by Uchemus(m): 6:14pm On Nov 01, 2019
So this is news. A big shame..
TravelRe: Nigerian Immigration To Introduce Various Visa Categories by Uchemus(m): 2:48pm On Oct 27, 2019
You people should sort out the massive corruption going on during the process of acquiring visa and passports first.
TravelRe: Nigerians In Sweden, How Is The Economy And Life Generally by Uchemus(m): 9:07am On Oct 06, 2019
Onavic:
Hello house I applied for 2 yrs working visa in Sweden through an agent and he send this to me as my employment letter, can the house help me to look at it closely and tell if it's genuine or not? Thanks
Oga them don chop you
BusinessRe: Four Nigerian Firms Begin Local Production Of Milk by Uchemus(m): 7:57am On Sep 22, 2019
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BusinessRe: Four Nigerian Firms Begin Local Production Of Milk by Uchemus(m): 7:56am On Sep 22, 2019
Hian, so we don't even produce milk in Nigeria.
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 4 by Uchemus(m): 9:24am On Jul 20, 2019
Livlivuk:
Did you get the visa after putting zero pounds? I am just curious. Thanks for your reply.
yea. it was for my Mum, and she got the visa.
NYSCRe: Corper Who Lost Arms In Ghastly Auto Crash To Get Automatic Job - NYSC DG by Uchemus(m): 12:30pm On Jul 19, 2019
The wards of the elites would do backdoor NYSC and get automatic employment afterwards. But the wards of the poor/ordinary man would have to be blind or loose a limb during NYSC before being given automatic employment.
TravelRe: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 4 by Uchemus(m): 12:02pm On Jul 19, 2019
Livlivuk:
Hi Justwise,

Huge thanks for your response. I am planning to resubmit today and please see below the documents I am hoping to attach. I hope it is not overkill.

1. In the question "How much money are you planning to spend on your visit to the UK?". I am still confused on what to write because the last application, I wrote £1500 and they assumed that was the amount of money my Mum wanted to spend which obviously was not in her account even though on the next question "Will anyone be paying towards the cost of your visit?" we said Yes and included my husband's details and added the cost of £1500. It appears they want us to say £0 for the first question. The question does not make it clear that it is asking what the cost of the trip is to the applicant. The form does not allow you put £0 so I have put £10 for my Mum and then £1500 under the sponsor part. Is this sensible?
2. Mum's Bank Statement and I have highlighted all the transactions of money I send to her in case ECO cannot see well.
3. Tenancy Agreement to show my Mum lives with my sister in Lagos Nigeria
4. My sister's passport. (should she include a cover letter stating my Mum lives with her and should she add her employment stuff, etc? or not).
5. My UK Current Bank Account and Payslip to show the origin of funds I send to her. I have also highlighted these transactions.
6. My GTB Bank Statement showing transfers to my Mum (I highlighted them).
7. My Azimo receipts (to show how I transfer the money from my UK account to GTB account and then to my Mum's account).
8. SU07 Sponsorship Letter
9. Letter of Invitation from husband as sponsor.
10. My husband's 6 month's bank statement and payslip including Savings Account which has the funds for sponsoring her (over £10k)
11. Mortgage and Title Deeds
12. Utility Bill
13. My Birth Certificate
15. My Marriage Certificate
16. Husband and I's Passport and BRP
17. Cover Letter explaining and addressing their refusal points which was just on finances, etc. Should I include that my Mum has no intention to stay beyond her 3 weeks because she will be lonely as my sister will have gone back and husband and I work full time and we don't have kids. My Mum does not have any friends or family here so I don't know what they think she will be doing. She is 67 and does not even work.
18. Should my sister include a cover letter?
19. I am planning to include photos of my Mum with my siblings and her sister to show she has ties to Nigeria.

Thank you so much for your help. I intend to submit tonight and upload documents on Saturday. She will do walk in on 22nd July by God's grace and the wait begins. I need all of God's help to prevent them from ruining our well planned summer.
Faced exact issues, I left my at Zero pounds and went further to explain on my cover letter. Some questions on their form can be ambiguous depending on the peculiarity of each applicant. You can clarify using a cover letter or the last Box on the form asking if you have any further information.
CareerRe: Why Do Doctors Start Federal Job On Level 12? by Uchemus(m): 12:13am On Jun 21, 2019
To every Nigerian doctor out there, its in your best interest to practice outside Nigeria. The Government is hostile, the hospital environment is hostile, most of other health workers are hostile towards you, and for the Nigerian patients, most of them want you to work for free because you swore the Hippocratic oath and as a doctor you and your family should die of hunger, they are the ones to call you a bad doctor and blame you for killing patients despite working under stressful and poor-resource setting - and they dont see the need to blame the government. Need less to say, they are also of the opinion that you know nothing, you can only treat malaria and that the better doctors are abroad.

So please, leave the country for them and go and work abroad, the US, UK, Ireland, Saudi, Dubai, Australia, SA, and several other options are available to you. Not to worry, we are in high demand and are highly appreciated by the foreign countries once we pass their licensing exams. Nigerians would also appreciate you better when you are working abroad, they'll prefer to come abroad to seek you for medical attention.

By the time Nigeria and Nigerians decide to wake up from this their brain drain slumber, The same Nigerian doctors working in the diaspora would be recruited back as missionaries to salvage the comatose state of the Nigerian health sector. However, in a situation you decide to remain in the country, let it be on patriotic grounds. Also bear In mind that you are very unlikely to acheive job satisfaction. Adios
CareerRe: Why Do Doctors Start Federal Job On Level 12? by Uchemus(m): 11:26pm On Jun 20, 2019
spiceadole:
I am not a pharmacist,so I have no idea.
I am a medical doctor....on my way out of this shithole country with no plans to return.

Nigerians..you can Continue to create threads to bash doctors.
We are leaving the country for you.
Who Grade 12 salary epp compared to what is paid abroad?
Its funny how they envy doctors for being placed on level 12, the way theyv been saying the level 12 you'll think the salary is up to N500K. Its very funny the way Nigerians keep bashing their doctors, but these are the same doctors that are being recruited daily by the foreign countries. Gone are the days when I argue with them, its a total waste of time. Reading most of their myopic comments you'll be amazed by the number of deeply ignorant folks that occupy this country. I'm hoping to leave this country for them soon. They can keep both their level 9 and 12.
LiteratureRe: Wole Soyinka Replies Reno Omokri Over Chinua Achebe Being Better Than Him by Uchemus(m): 8:24am On May 09, 2019
SLAP44:
In the end, Soyinka spoke so many words and ended up saying nothing in response to the issues raised.

Such an evasive character is not worthy of even the readers digest author of the week award.
See the way you left your incomprehensible f00lishness to the bare. Just say you dont understand the English or stfu. you must not always display your ignorance.
BusinessRe: Poor Customer Service In Access Bank Otukpo by Uchemus(m): 3:53pm On Apr 19, 2019
badoh:
Must you bring her picture here to show us that she's rude? What did you do? What altercations did you ave with her? Somebody cannot just be rude to you if you have not gone ahead to insult, abuse or fail to adhere to lawful orders in the Bank. Meanwhile, why are you not having debit card or be profiled on the bank's online platform? People of your type will do worse if you find yourself working in the Bank.
shut up and stop whining like an illiterate. The Cashiers have no right to be rude to customers whatever the circumstances.
PhonesRe: The Infinix Spring Media Launch Of The Hot S4 In Lagos (Photos) by Uchemus(m): 6:29pm On Apr 10, 2019
Samsung all the way.
EducationRe: Helping My Son Prepare For Common Entrance...help With These Questions by Uchemus(m): 4:05pm On Feb 24, 2019
lanre2009:
Hi peeps....I am helping my son prepare for common entrance exams....kindly let me know if you can decode what's going on in this samples...thanks...
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i think iv gotten the solution

you'll follow the letter "Z" either from the top to the bottom or vice versa starting from the smaller number to the bigger number. the 1st number + 2nd number + 3rd number would give you the last number.

And there are no errors in the questions.
EducationRe: Helping My Son Prepare For Common Entrance...help With These Questions by Uchemus(m): 3:55pm On Feb 24, 2019
i think iv gotten the solution

modified.

you'll follow the letter "Z" either from the top to the bottom or vice versa starting from the smaller number to the bigger number. the 1st number + 2nd number + 3rd number would give you the last number.

And there are no errors in the questions.
CelebritiesRe: 'Wizkid Is The Greatest Of All Time' - Skales by Uchemus(m): 4:12pm On Dec 17, 2018
Burna Boy would even be miles ahead of wizkid sef
PoliticsRe: INEC Appoints New Secretary by Uchemus(m): 5:53am On Dec 07, 2018
Even if buhari is appointed INEC chairlifeless, we'll ensure Jubrin el' Sudani is retired back to Sudan in the company of his midget pastor VP. #takeitback.
FamilyRe: My Child Walks On Top Of Bed But Is Afraid To Walk On The Ground by Uchemus(m): 9:54pm On Oct 21, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


The reverse is usually the norm.
So I'm kinda surprised.

I had a similar problem with my then toddler. He always crawled into the kitchen to sleep. Even at night.
Sometimes he'd wake up in the middle of the night, then crawl to the kitchen and lie there.

It was then we realized it was actually in the kitchen we made love to conceive him.

I'm thinking you guys never did it on the ground but always on the bed. So he still identifies the bed as his foundation.

But there's nothing to be worried about.
If he can gain balance on the bed, he won't have a problem on the ground.
It could also be that the softness of the bed reassures him that he won't be falling on a hard surface.
He will definitely outgrow that fear.

Babies change.
I'm amazed at the way you confidently settled down to type this garbage. So if I get my wife pregnant in a hotel, my baby would crawl to the hotel in the middle of the night to sleep there. Smh, there are problems we have in this country that are worse than buhari..

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