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mencade5: NYSC DG don kill me o! I don die! I don die! I don die. i have been posted to kano. That DG Is a mad man. All my flexing, straffing, and drinking plans are over! Hausa babes will not cooperate o. Well, time for plan B. Ogbeche give us hint on plan B. Where my kaftan dey sef! *sobbing*

Kanoooooooooooo?

Neroski: Uhmmmm Oluwa...ds tension is killing!
I'm collecting my callup letter tomoro,the clock is usually too slow today oo...Uniben peeps collecting today,how far

I'm @ sports complex nw. Heard dat sum of my coursemates hav collected although we r suppose 2 collect 2moro.

Lahdamilk: THE CALL UP LETTER IN UNIBADAN IS OUT...Im posted to abia

Congratulobia !!

Congrats 2 all otondos who successfully seen their call ups.
Well, its dry fasting and prayers 4 me throughout 2moro o. By Gods grace, saturday go make sense 4 me, neroski, sandylurv, and all dose collecting dat day.
@Oc Cool, wishing u gudluck 2moro.
Team Enugu pls wait 4 me oooh...

chuckfinley: @ last ..... FUTA pasted their own list dis evenin ...... #team oyo where U̶̲̥̅̊ @?

Congrats bro. U r finally On Your Own

OC cool: Beylinco and donted, congrats o!. Fear jst dey catch me 4 here o. Am collecting mine 2moro sha. Father Lord pls help me ooooooo

No fear my guy. Na enugu tins. We go climb hill tire

donted: Congratulation to 'All error list candidate' u we all make it except ur sch didn't send the correction to the nysc. Am talking because I was among and I av receive my call up letter 2day


Federal college of forestry jos

Bros, its like dat ur call up letter has no state of deployment. Abi na B/H state dem post u go?

Nicklutz: thanks a lot for the info u are the bestest...Benin here i come..

Nicolas so u stil dey lagos? Na wa 4 u oh. Ur mama fud 2 sweet abi?

sandylurv: †☺ uniben ppz,
Collection of call up letters wud commence 2moro,a notice has jst been pasted †☺ dat effect at d students' affairs division of †ђξ university.A schedule was pasted alongside †☺ let students knw wen each faculty wud be collecting diers.U r adviced †☺ go nd check for Ūя̲̅ faculty.†ђξ requiremets for collection are as follows:
*1. University of benin student identity card
*2. Original and a photocopy Of statement of result
*3. Original and photocopy of screening certificate(clearance certificate)
*4. One passport photograph
*5. Registration proficiency certificates,evidence of registration with professional bodies for medical,optometry,dental nd pharmacy ppz.

Venue iz sports complex
Time iz 9.30am-4pm

One luv!

Sandy which day wil u collect ur own? I'm collecting mine on satday (physical science). Lets meet if possible.

NB: Sunday collection is 4 dose dat couldnt collect theirs on friday and satday.

G'mornin my otondos. Abeg all unibenites make una dey on ground 4 studnt affairs 2day o, because we go start aluta down to V.C office by 12pm if dem no paste anytin or give us letter. Nonsense dey tire person.

bobofati: Jus saw posting@abu My name no de. Was on error list sha.

But mencade say dem neva paste am na. Who we go believe nw?

nitane25: LASU PRODUCTS ,tomorow mk una full ground o.ds 1 wey UNIMAID don see dia own. if dem never paste by saturday,am traveln to enugu by faith on sunday. lol

Na so jare. I wil b at d camp gate 2 welcum u.

OC cool: Wats up guys? I jst got my callup letter... IN MY DREAMS!!!

Na true o. I was dere wen oc collected his letter... in my dreams too

mencade5: My guy, nobody pay me anytin, all of them are my sisters except nitane, my true lov. As for uchesis, forget reeeT O, her boyfriend is my friend. Dont touch her! Hahaha

HER BOYFRIEND IS MY FRIEND. Abeg o, am i ur enemy b4??

Tolueneno: Was it that stressful to get ur S.O.R?...tot its just for us to submit d required documents and collect immd!..Great Uniben!

Of d greeeeeeatest gbo gbo.
Evrybody knws dey dnt call uniben 'unistress' 4 nothing.

tintedteana: guy dis ollyboy wa u talk about na wetin u take rate him handsomeness?? Ŋǎ̜̣̍ physical apperance?bedmatic or statement of account?we no dey do fine boy no money Ƈ♡S we no be LEARNER.I hail everyone in de house

Tintedteana i have all dose qualities dat u've mentioned. Moreover, I graduated frm dept of bedmatics, sorry mathematics..

mencade5: reeeT do u know dat i like flavors. I have so many flavours, u ar my spicy flavor. As 4 d rest, lets leave them alone. I still picture ur face in d mirror of my heart.

At d end of all dis ur online romance, reeeT go come enugu 4 ha nysc, and na me go dey burst her speakers 4 camp. Lol

Neroski: Its exactly one week from today to be in Camp yet i still dnt have my S.O.R or call-up letter in my hands!
This Nysc thing is getting really annoying,i dislike 99th hour things.

Haba! Wetin cause am na? Just cheer up and try again 2moro ok. Well, afta enof running up and dwn 2day, i collected my S.O.R. Callup letter fit b 2moro oooh...

wisolf: Love wat??..no near dt gal o,Nitane na my one nd only o or else na Abdul Qaga office u go dy do ur cds meetings..lolzz

Wisolf i dey laf u o. Nitane wey dey my crib nw dey sip hennessey and chowing nkwobi... Hehehehehe!!
Nita darl hwfa?

yokiti: @ Oga Ogbeche77, I observed there is no Link to Bauchi, Gombe, Plateau and Yobe states thread on the said NYSC state deployment library. Thanks for the good work though!

Yokiti, so u wan go north? Hmmmmmmm.

Today 25th has come and gone. Yet nobody has collected call up letter. Hmmmmmmm

Gsluv: After all the fuss, we just went to school to hear History of Nysc, nothing new except the fact that ou'll not be allowed to serve in any private coy rather schools, farms and government infracstructures as the NYSC official said. Call up letters will be ready for pick up later this week, as she rightly said also. By later this week, I guess she means thurs/fri. Nwayz at least I returned their gown and hopefully will get the refund soon as LASU has said. To all Lasu peeps on here, let's jst hope there won't be much tears again, when the postns will be released. Uchesis welcome bck bro!!!

Thanx gsluv. Actually, i didnt leave u guys. I was viewing as a guest.

Seyixyz: No news yet o..Guyz jus dey senate dey bombard Rm 305 wif clearance..Me enta Rm 131 & d man say make we jus dey positiv abt d error list..God's wilin,we go make am..Meanwhile,chics of different shapes,color,size,curves jus full our sch o..Name ya taste..Dem dey..My eyez don c enugh 2day

Pple dey run around 4 dia call up, u dey luk chics of all kinds. Anyway, we wish u gudluck jonathan

reeeT: Information reachin me fr nassarawa state univ dat dos dat dere names appeared on error list aint goin wit dis batch A.imagine!! After mkin dem go tru all dos process of rectification ooo.4dos who names appeard on error shld findout abt dere own fr dere various skols.

reeeeeeT are u seriously serious? O my gudness! What an isssssh...

mencade6: @dmalam, congratulation for writing on this page first. Thumb up to you. I should have been the first but one chick for samaru campus just delay me. Well, her hands were so soft as i held her. Well, i no loose sha. Abusites all the way.

Mencade, me sef don dey practise hw i go take dey grab gals 4 camp o, especially d ones with christian-mother hand.

My call up letter is coming thru UPS.

dmalam: Sorry MoyoGENERAL, u no sharp!!!
200,hallelujah...Page 200,hallelujah...Page 200,hallelujah...Page 200,hallelujah...Page 200,hallelujah...Page 200,hallelujah...Page 200,hallelujah...Page 200,hallelujah...Page

.tongue out...na me be first!!!..welcm my peopl...mencade, nikky, tynupsy,outrage, uchesis, sonny, onyiip, teana, ehizario, etc i cannot mention ol bcs dey wl hide my post as spam, u guys made dis thread a success.... God bless u....its me dmalam, sm call me aboki...proud ABUSite preparin fr kaduna camp....

So even a malam can shout hallelujah? LMHO

Neroski: i left ekosodin jare,too boring! I dunno yet oo,cos i no show for school today @ all...but i'm hearing there is a controversy as regards d call-up in School as i speak,dnt really hv d full details...am jus gonna chill till i hear say dey r now sharing d call-up letter..

Make dem no try any contro or versy o, because i pack all my whites and provisions come benin. I wil go 2 enugu frm here next wk sef.

mencade6: Hey everybody, Uchesis is back. Wow, d atmosphere feels beta once again.

Yea. D atmosphere is gud wit guys lyk u around. Oga hwfa?

Neroski: glad to have u back.u wnt believe that Friday they said my statemnt wsnt ready.Infact a lot of pples S.O.R never ready sef...buy something come oo n safe journey!

Neroski i hail. I'm typing frm ekosodin ryt nw. I wil enta E&R 2moro and pay 4 my transcript den check 4 S.O.R. Wil u b dere 2moro?

dmalam: engrjoe, my nite ws marred by nitemares of me posted to the south, infct lagos to be precise..i wnt to serve in d north (kaduna) u knw...
Uchesis u r wlcm bk, chop knuckle jare..!!
d house is dull bcs of d ban epidemic d oda day...people r scared of d ban n hv thr4 bin lvn in pretence,

Aboki sanu dezua. Hope say no b curse i speak now o. Dnt wori u wil b posted 2 imo state. Hehehehehe

Ok. I'm back by popular demand.

To my hommies and shawtys (u know urselves), i misssssed u guys. D house don dull sha

@ogbeche77, d next time u raise dat ur tiny hand 2 push d ban button on me again, na heavy thunder go fire ...!!! Take ya time o

Oya Team Enugu lets continue our parade jhooor. Call up letter mode has bin activated.

I'm currently en route to benin.

Ogbeche77, oya clap 4 urself.
So, u tink u can change me ba? I laf! U don fail exam o, because i go always dey gallant.
I've bin a memba of NL since my 100level days, and i dnt visit d site frequently until 2wks b4 mob list came out.
Ogbeche77, do u knw dat u r d 1st prson dat actually insulted me in dis thread by wat u did?(mind u, my war of words wit mencade,seyixyz,dmalam was purely 4 fun, which evry1 knws). U said u wan2 encourage unity in d house(so u claim), abi u wan2 flaunt ur "little" power. Sorry, but i wont give u d pleasure of doing such wit me again.

To all my 13A otondos, my friends (mencade,sandylurv,seyixyz,ehizario,nikky,oc cool,nicklutz,neroski,dmalam & d rest), u guys can add me up on 2go. My username is ucheses.
Its bin great dese few wks wit u pals. I had fun. Hope 2 c some of u in my camp(enugu). Take care all, and pls dnt make d house dull o.
No offence, but i dnt wan2 b sum1's puppet again.
Dis is uche's last post here.

I'm out !