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If its 4 a fling, a date, or a one-night-stand, i will go 4 a hot curvy lady wit big big tins. But if its 4 marriage, because of my unborn children, i will settle 4 a pretty face. I just cant stand ugly kids, besides, most young gals luk lyk their mothers.

stillchris:
no. capital NO. she's sooo boooring in bed. as in ehn! i've only gine twice with her just once since 2 years we've been dating(although we don't live together). sometimes sef i never cum for first round she don dey tell me sey she's tired. God! i'm so happy to let it out now cos aside from her, i haven't complained to anyone else and she still doesn't want to improve.

i know some will ask why I'm still with her. well, she's smart and very caring and well brought up. but the sexx, NO NO.

I've played away but yet to meet a babe to beat her personality.

I like dis guy jooh.

With gr8 joy in my heart, i warmly welcum all batch 'b' otondos 2 d NYSC scheme. Camp is fun, so have d best of it. Joke wit d soldiers, dnt b scared of dem. Visit mammy, go 2 social nite and hook up. Attend their boring lectures, eat their two spoons of beans, and most importantly...MARCH!! MARCH!! MARCH!!!

Corpers weeeeeeeee!
U reply "waaaaaaaaa"

Wee Wee Wee!
U reply "waa waa waa"

Learn d rest by urselves. Lol

See u guys in 3wks time. Have fun...

Frm uchesis 13A.

mencade5: Hi everybody, uchesis and co, hw una dey o? About my straffing, i will tell u later.

I trust u on dat one. Lol

ekeroyal: Ok I will help you

1. If you want "tips", join the Nigeria Police Force and make sure you're sent to a good highway.

2. Go to Onitsha market, if you really want a good one or since you said Lagos, to to Alaba.

3. How much you budget for depends on what exactly you want. If you want CK, Wrangler, Black,......and the like carry $10 -15 for each. Else you could go get five(5) yards of white cloth and start cutting and joining them. Your mates are doing it.

4. In camp you must wash for yourself, "no option". In fact it's part of the sure. So brace up and start practising now.

5. Who told you bathrooms are bad? Don't ever mention that again or you both will be arrested for Blasphemy. You'd get a 5 Star apartment. Just pray you guys are mixed as in males & Females in you apartment (I promise it's gonna be classic)

6. Finally, you don't need to thank me. It's my pleasure.




Now go and look for the thread which reads "NYSC Batch B 2013 House".





Good morning all Landlords and Landladys here. Respect!!

Mr Ekeroyal, i can c dat u r not a corper.
Have u 4gotten "clothes 2 wash" "water 2 fetch"?
Oya U go 2 business section... Lol

Abeg where is dat my guy Mencade?
Make him com tell us hw many gals him don stra.....ff

donmudia: A girl was in tears as her sin came hunting her after months, she redeploy with fake marriage certificate nd her dis-charge certificate carry the fake husband name ... Ntoooooor

Shebi i tell am b4?

ideology: good pals
how's the going?
pls what's the difference between corpers lodge and family house?
thanks

Example 4 u:
Corpas lodge=D house behind Adambe Comm. Sec. Sch, Obanliku.

Family house=D house behind St. Joseph Catholic Church, Sankwala.

If u stil dnt undastand, u r wrong...
Lol

Martowskin: My fellow corp members, I need ur help cos am confuse......I gave an assignment to my student, they failed d questions, I gave d same questions as class work, they still failed it, I finally gave dem correction and set d same questions as test, is so furstrating marking d scripts cos dey ar still failing. Is it that am not doin my job or d student ar naturali dull....av tried to cari 70% of d clas alng, bt all I can still hold is 25%....I don tire

Ur own beta na. Me i no dey carry anybody along again. I don fall sick 3 times because of dem, and na only 3k skul dey pay me...

Martowskin: My fellow corp members, I need ur help cos am confuse......I gave an assignment to my student, they failed d questions, I gave d same questions as class work, they still failed it, I finally gave dem correction and set d same questions as test, is so furstrating marking d scripts cos dey ar still failing. Is it that am not doin my job or d student ar naturali dull....av tried to cari 70% of d clas alng, bt all I can still hold is 25%....I don tire

Then Quit! Afta all, to serve naija is nt by force.

Oya nw i don show...
Its bin a long time oh.
Cant wait 4 d fresh otondos 2 enta camp make i laf dem small... Hehehehehehe!!!

bones101: are we going to be allowed to toast girls there in the camp?

U r allowed 2 toast, mammylize, and even fucq dem wella in camp, but na insyd sumwhere o. Words frm a 13A crosskopa.. Lol
By d way, if u r posted 2 obubra camp, we get one special 'airport' 4 serious strafffing.
Anyways, gudluck on ur posting sha...

Just dropped by 2 say "hi" 2 evry1. Cant wait 2 have our new otondos in town ooh,..

nkirupass: I got this from NACC obudu on facebook. I'll be going back on monday to avoid error.

Nacc Obudu
NACC!! DZ Z FOR D SERVING CORPA.. DIA'L BE A HEAD COUNT IN CROS RIVER STARTING FROM MONDAY NXT WEEK. D TRUTH Z DAT WE DNT KNOW WHEN Z IT'L IN OBUDU. BEWARE N GUD LUCK...RMAIN BLESED

You do well.
I saw u at d secretariat dat wednsday. Hope u wrote ur name in abuja buk later dat day o.

nitane25: BT IF URE ON UR OWN NKO?HP THEY DNT MK IT A NECESSITY. DAT ONE NA WAKA ABOUT BIZNESS ABI?CS I B INDOOR GAL

Indoor gal?
Hmmmmmmmmmm!

nitane25: WOW I KNW AFUZE. BT WHICH 1 B FREE TOTOS? HW MANY WIE U IN A ROOM &R VISITORS ALLOWED FOR LIKE A WEEK?

Free totos dey 4 my ppa area too (4 corpers o)..
Dat doesnt mean i'm into dat kind stuff o.

nkirupass: we met at nacc house. i was the lady putting on specs

Okaaaaaaaay! Funny enuf i didnt knw. Watsup na? Have u traveled yet?

I just dey flex 4 house now because i knw say wen i go back 2 obanliku in 2wks time, na war i dey go fight o.

9 platoon is d best platoon. 13A Obubra camp, c/river state

Billyonaire: A recent survey done by me, indicates that most of the illiterates on Nairaland are products of NECO. When WAEC was the only examination council, great graduates with lexical prowess were offspring of the laudable WAEC. With NECO came 'sorting' and over-bloated admission statistics!

These days, everyone wants to 'pass through' university, and needless to say, the university will pass through them. In the end, these half-educated nematodes flood Nairaland, blaming GEJ for joblessness, joblessness not because there are no jobs, but because they are not qualified for such jobs. These days, Banks are forced to hire 'English & Literary Studies' graduates to work as accountants, because no one was patient enough to re-write WAEC, cos a cheaper alternative called NECO is round. GEJ has come to set things right. He, indeed is our ONLY political Messiah! Glory to Nigeria!!, Glory to GEJ!!!.....[size=15pt]FRESH AIR!!!![/size]

You must be d citadel of foolishness. It is pple lyk u dat retard our economy because u despise indigenous products. How many west african countries are stil conducting waec? NECO belongs 2 nigerians, just like our tertiary institutions. If u couldnt pass NECO during ur time, den dont wash ur dirty linens by posting rubbish here. So stop being a dumb_ass just lyk ur uncle GEJ.

Aaronrod: Of all, The scrapping of NECO is a huge shock. Their should be alternative for WAEC.

Exactly my point.
WAEC shud not be d only means of obtaining O'level results. For example, i have a frnd in 2006 who couldnt pass WAEC but his NECO was gud enough 4 admission. Now 2day he is a B.sc holder, all thanks 2 NECO. So hw can u say dat his degree is invalid?

It dosen't make sense. NECO holders cant be asked 2 go back and write WAEC. Its rubbish

nkirupass: I was posted to government secondary school kukare, bassang east, obanliku LGA. the place is very remote. no light. no network. there is accomodation, there is tap water. transport is by bike only. no tarred roads. transport to town which is obudu is #300

Waoooow!
I was posted 2 Cornerstone sec sch, Obanliku.
Were u @ first bank in Obudu 2 open ur account?
I'm sure i must have walked past u several times during our camping without knowing it. Ain't it funny?

lil jboy: Mama-gee grap a pic of ronaldo, finger yourself until you fall asleep. Leave this thread idd

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tonididdy: i dont have your time.its obvious you prefer to tickle your G-SPORT,than to put away your viberator so you can talk sense.
When u reach your climaxx,freshen up,then come back to rephrase those things u wrote above.

Hahahahahahahahaha
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Debroslink:
ALL OF A SUDDEN, WE HV PSG FANS IN NAIRALAND... SMH 4 EPL FANS. GO 2 UR MUMU EUROPA LEAGUE JARE.

PSG no get fans 4 naija. D same pple dat r supporting PSG now also supported AcMilan few weeks ago. They r known as "BAD BELLE" or "HATERS" of gud futbol. Lol

Evestar200: na only ronaldo she knw cuz ronaldo sexy pas all fifalonia players na

Ronaldo and Beckham; who is sexier?

Mcleo007: You'll be disappointed my dear. 2 vital away goals no be beans. Barca will simply play it cool and dump them out. Was expecting you to scream Uefalona, but then, I believe you and others like you will turn a blind eye to the offside goal.

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[quote author=mama-gee][color=deeppink]PSG equalizes!!!

I'm now 100% certain that PSG will oust barcelona, they'll pull a chelsea and eliminate barcelona in the quarterfinals.[/color][/quote]Yeah! Just lyk AC Milan did few weeks ago. Keep dreaming girl

promzy555: , dont mind me, I was ova happy dat u guys ar out of camp.signs to show dat July is close,.
Tuale! to u guys

Yea. Just pray dat u r not posted 2 Obubra camp, or else u wil b sitting on a strong tin. Lol

eksbabe: Yaaay, where were u all tru d 3 weeks na. M soo sure we wudha seen bet dint jes know since we hadn't met each oda. Nywyz wia is ur PPA? Mine is in Calabar. Dis is my no 08066108224.

I was in 9 platoon. I tried 2 locate u but it wasnt possible.
I'm now in obanliku 4 my ppa. I wil b in lag by 2moro. Here is mine; 08064986088.

Calabar is far from here ooh...

Corpers weeee!!!
Well, I've bin posted 2 Cornerstone Sec Sch, Obanliku LGA. O boy! okada men don finish our allowee 4 here o. I'm logging at catholic corpers house 4 now but i hope 2 get accomodatn in town near my skul wen i resume duty on 15th april. Through wit all documentations and ready 2 enta lagos dis wkend. Na God oh...