₦airaland Forum

Unibenstudent:
No light in my house now..who is responsible?

Dis unibenstudent sef, u no dey graduate?

Buhari4president.

engrtee:
You no no say i dey find patner, see If you dont put my name on that list ,i will call my village people to

Dnt wori ur pretty head. Ur name is top of my own list ok.

3cycle:
As a lady, sometimes I come across great post by a guy and I fall in love immediately. Most times I try to ignore the poster but I do Remember The username so I summon the courage to follow him and see if I can strike an online conversation before I send a pm but I never succeed.

Just yesterday a young tall guy on Nairaland from Enugu state gave me an all time blow when it was obvious I was trying to woo him, he started with iyanga and walah he ignored me completelyonly for somebody to call me names for making my intention known.
To make matters worst his response was "I don hang boot since last year"
Who says that to a lady bikonu

Do we really have gentlemen on Nairaland?
Can a guy reply pm's of a girl with an open mind?
What are the chances of starting an e romance if a lady were to be the innitiator?
Seun is it possible for us to chat with a nairalander without a third party involved?

But na una own worse pass naw. NL babes sabi fall our hand. I lie??

LaurelP:
What is Romance Section turning into abeg

Abeg help me ask dem o?

Husbands scarce, we know already.

Dem don try church, e no work. So dem come NL 2 hunt 4 hubby materials. Lol

I wish dem gudluck jonathan.

NB: i no call anybody name ooooh.

ireneony:
here are my list of husband materials on nairaland. Some of my criteria of choosing them are:
1.Honest
2.they respect ladies (I have never come across were they have an e-fight with a lady)
3.they are intelligent
4.funny
5.handsome
6.they are leaders
7.they bold
8.their write up gives me life

1.https://www.nairaland.com/amefrica
2. https://www.nairaland.com/chibwike
3. https://www.nairaland.com/clevvermind
4. https://www.nairaland.com/emusmith
5. https://www.nairaland.com/kilokeys
6. https://www.nairaland.com/lefulefu
7. https://www.nairaland.com/obinoscopy
8. https://www.nairaland.com/seun
9. https://www.nairaland.com/iceberylin
10. https://www.nairaland.com/tosyne2much



cheers


guys don't be angry I didn't add you to the list.
ladies, you can add who you think deserve to be on the lisy

No I wont be angry u didnt add me, because I'm not a material. I'm a finished product. Lol

icebeatz:
Hating?? Wooow!!
For your info, I graduated from the university of nigeria nsukka.
I have passed through the system and I know that federal schools in nigeria is a disgrace to real schools.
Have you ever heard of lagos business school??
Why do you think someone from MIT, havard, princeton, insead et al can come to nigeria and take a position that will take you to attain

Will you let your children attend federal schools in nigeria?

The lowest ranked school in u.s. is bettee thn the best federal school in nigeria.

UNN graduate u try. Oya relocate 2 d US and enrol for d lowest ranked college dere. Mtchewwww!

buskie13:
some ppl dull sha......so u mean penalties is not part of the game?
de hardest spot to convert a goal is from de penalty spot....so i don't know where u get ur claims from

My grand mama go score penalty wella

Krasid:
The last time i checked messi was not the best player.

Den why is he compared to Maradona?

icebeatz:
A product of federal university. Couldn't even posit a decent counter argument; rather, he chose to insult me..... you are a true product of federal university. A mediocre a best and you will be treated as such.

Was ur argument decent enough for u to warrant a decent counter argument? because u didnt secure admission with a fed uni, u're hating. Mor.on

If only our votes will count, dis idi.ot and his illiterate wife will leave aso rock

likeseriously:
Hatred lives and grows in every Yorubaman's heart. I am a living testimoney to how you guys harbour and water hatred in your hearts esp for anything Igbo. God help you guys to make heaven...cos I don't see a person who hates living there. No one holy pass but unna own worse.
All you guys look out is to see some negative news from the SE so you guys would start running your ewedu mouths like the toutish owo mi da boys you all are. Tufiakwa

God know say i no fit marry ewedu gal. Hahaha

icebeatz:
This is sad.
The standard of education in Nigeria is zilch. The elites send their children abroad for the best education and qualification. After which, they come bavk to Nigeria and take up all the juicy spots.
What can you learn in a school like UNN?? or any federal school at that?

How many federal and state schools has championed innovations and researches?

Private schools like convenant and Lagos business school is really wining and doing better than these dilapidated federal school.
Everything in Nigeria needs to be over hauled.


Ps. Follow me on nairaland and I follow back.
I own two of the best studios in lagos. Check out my profile and contact me via email for your next hit.
My producers have given hits to all the A-list artists in Nigeria.

U dey maaad 4 dere! because u schooled in one rich man's brand new uni doesnt mean u shud abuse d fed univasities dat were dere b4 u were even born. WTF. Abeg any uniben grad in d house? I hail

And Messi's galfrnd is tired of celebrating goals.

A hat trick without a dive or a penalty...now dat's how d best player scores his hat trick. Na lie?

diksucker:
ONE gud tin i like so much abt early marriage is that u get to birth ur kids so early. and u grow wit ur kids. and enjoy life. some omotolas mates are stil waiting 4 d right man to mary whereas she wil soon b a grand mum in few years to cum. am 32, wish i am already married and hav like 2 or 3 kids

Maybe wen u stop sucking dik

Life Drama part 2

folabayo1:
Well I don't think being a virgin is lack of opportunity its all about choice..Am still a virgin my self and I appreciate and value so much.

Den i suggest u become a rev. sister so u wnt have 2 worry abt loosing it

OP, hw much 2baba give u to remove his name frm d list?

10. Faking org.as.m
biko if you are not digging him romantically, don't pretend! what's the point of building his ego(sexually) and losing out on yourself . tell him upfront(but codedly) . all but few women do this, its just not right.
you are terrible! tell that guy he's not trying, stop giving him false hope. that's why most of 'em come on here to brag about their sexcapades(which most dont hold water but unknown to them) and these girls who have bfs that brag here will be laughing silently. y'all girls whose bfs ain't really /not trying at all, tell 'em to help 'em to help you !

but remember, codedly o.
have read a lot about these fake orgasms , I don't think its right at all.

all those fake moans, there's God o![/quote]Oya com swear say u neva fake org.asm b4, expecialy after u don receive bank alert or pin. LOL

I'm sure Mr flavour N'abania will luv dis. Ukwu in crisis.

Wait o! Did i hear sum1 say she is a virgin?

alobam1:
Why on Gods earth do people have unprotected sex?i just dont know why?am a unrepentant member of the team Condom..infact i havent had unprotected sex since having being having sex since 2001.until i get married..its team condom..

still go 4 test o. Sometyms condoms can misbehave

clevvermind:
This is what dick and puss'y can do.

Dis dude go lyk fvcking a lot

ireneony:
me am celibacy, if every Nigeria celibate over a period of time....this HIV/AIDS will reduce drastically

but Calabar and Benue babes no go gree na.

Lets just pray dat ebola doesnt come bck 2 nigeria, because HIV dey learn 4 where ebo dey o. By d way, benue and calabar nko?

Lol. Most of una just dey form hard guys 4 nairaland.

Ladies want guys dat r caring

Now hw can u be caring without being nice first?

A guy can be nice 2 a lady as long as she no dey fvck up but once she begin misbehave, show her d other side of u. Simple

Amefrica:
Everybody owes debt, either one way or the other.. This shouldn't be a news, they should settle themselves and not crying to our ears..

I'm not owing any debt.

Khiaa (and dat ur boyfrnd with one kind name lyk dat) If after all dese una "love drama" d two of una no marry, omo na big time fvckkkk up ooh.

DrDauda:
Yes AM A SHORT MAN, with taLl pockets; bring your punnany let me slot my short fat prick into it, then you can go and give testimony on sunday; go and ask about me from born2fuck in sexuality thread .

U are short...dats all we need to knw. Thank u

3cycle:
Babe stay away from this lady, she is married to a short guy and you know short people are very aggressive, may be he has transferred the aggressive nature to her maka ome piawa ghi isi...

@op. Your husband is short so don't come advising us to marry short ppl because you did.
Not all tall guys are good likewise the short ones, if you are lucky enough to marry a tall guy you won't be lamenting here.

Youmustbetallorforgetit....

Hahahahaha! Funniest post so far.

Divorce is still legal sha. She fit try again. No be our fault na. Abi mek we go cut down our height? Lol

Onyiridike:
Could you please explain what you mean by 'too less'?

You can manage a very tall man who is dirty and snores while he sleeps

You can manage a tall man who cannot put food on your table

You can manage a tall man who beats you up at every slightest provocation

You can manage a tall man who dresses like a vulcanizer to church

Among others.

Don't tell me that the wife of Lionel Messi OR Obafemi Martins is managing him.

My sister, is even my husband that is managing me because I don't think I will ever achieve what he has achieved. Therefore, I look up to him.

May be you are still 16years. You will grow to understand life better.

OP, I depicted 2 things frm dis post:

1.) u obviously have a beef 4 tall guys.

2.) u probably married ur husband because of his achievements(financially), which is typical of naija ladies.

Wetin tall guys do u sef?

U're even discouraging other gals frm desiring tall men. Haba!

Weda u marry tall/short guy is none of our f*cking biz.

Its alright if u beef me. I'm almost 6' tall, and incase u dnt knw, i luv my gal

Nickijoy:
Major turnoff for me..

Dis chic go like money dieeeeee

O boi u r lucky o. She dey give u dat tin 24/7 and u dey complain? Abegiiiii! Mek i hear say she open next time and u no gree enter. Y u dey form 4 us na?